>sister gets pregnant >tells me it's mine

Scramble that shit, man.
It's going to come out with webbed toes and a thirst for blood if you don't.

>>36032043
>Thirst for blood
Kek

>>36032191
Haven't you ever played The Witcher 3?

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>>36031697
>sister takes a monster shit in the toilet
>tells me it was my shit, formerly in her ass

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>>36032431
>Sister pulls out a bloody tampon
>Tells me it's mine

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>>36032191
Trust me, I've seen a documentary on the subject.

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>>36032502
>Sister pukes up a whole box of donuts all over the floor
>Tells me it's mine (to eat)

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>Sister has sex with her boyfriend while I watch
>Tells me it's my cock
Which one of us is getting cucked here

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>I post in this thread
>Tell my brother it's his post

>>36032598
made me peepee twinge slightly

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>>36032867
>Sister rips a huge, loud, wet fart right in my face
>Tells me it was mine

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>>36031697
>cousin gets pregnant
>no one knows who the father is

dammit dammit, i fap alot in the bathroom and I ejaculated in her panties