>tfw you wiII never suck a dick

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>tfw I can't find a qt switch boy to be in a relationship with

I can only find either prison gay tops or beta pure bottoms.

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>tfw you will never lick a butthole

>>36316891
That means you are picky, but maybe I'm wrong and all of us are just that ugly.

>>36316970
No, its not that I've turned any down it's just that there's either none close or they only have one role which I don't really like.

>>36316891
Would you be okay if the bottom didn't fuck you? I don't really have a desire to fuck a guy's ass, but getting a blowjob from one would be okay.

>>36316925
>tfw you will never suck a butthole

>>36317031
how did you go about getting to know them better, just writing here or did you chat 1 on 1 with people as well?

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>>36317036
Would you ever be able to fuck me? Like every now and then, or maybe use toys or something.

>>36317112
Getting contact from them though I've stopped a few of the stubborn ones who didn't want anything to do with the other position.

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>tfw you will never be spitroasted

>>36316891
>tfw not cute
being gay is suffering

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>he will never visit your place
>he will never want to stay the night
>he will never loosen up a bit and get comfortable around you
>he will never open up to you after a few drinks about his life problems
>you will never be able to tell him reassuring words
>you will never be able to touch him comfortingly
>you will never take advantage of his emotional vulnerability to seduce him
>you will never take his kiss virginity
>you will never feel his hardening boner between his pant leg
>you will never unbutton his shirt and unzip his fly
>you will never let out a little gasp and go wide-eyed as his cock springs out at your face
>you will never feel him shiver as you rub your hand on his chest
>you will never slowly jerk him off
>you will never lick the length of his shaft before planting a kiss on the exposed glans
>you will never start rhythmically sucking away as he moans in pleasure
>you will never come up for air, look into his eyes, then slide your mouth all the way down and bury your face in the base of his cock, taking in the musky heady aroma of his man-stink
>you will never feel him jerk and stiffen up as he lets out a week of stored up semen directly into your throat
>you will never swallow the creamy load, lick your lips and then giggle as he realises what just happened
>you will never cuddle and make out for a while after

>grindr

You have it much easier than straight robots. Any gay can get dick.

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>>36317180
>Would you ever be able to fuck me? Like every now and then, or maybe use toys or something.
Using toys would be okay. Maybe if I was inebriated I would do it, but don't really have the desire.

>tfw cant get fucked because of hemorrhoids i dont want to have surgically removed
>tfw homophobic family so i could never come out anyway

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>>36317308
Part of being in a relationship is doing things for your partner even if you don't really like it. You're much better than most with being okay with bjs, some bottoms go the whole sissy route, which is hot but doesn't translate well into a relationship. Anyway I'm ranting you got contact or are you just asking questions?

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>>36317473
Just asking questions, was genuinely interested in knowing. Apologies if that led you on.

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Bi-curious fag here. I really want to suck a dick and swallow his load, then get anally creampied. But I don't want to get an STD either. I just want to do this once to get it out of my system. Any recommendations how? I don't want a relationship - just a clean guy to make a few sperm donations.

>>36316850
I did in my middle school years. it was fun but mentally fucked me up desu

>tfw you had a qt slutty guy devouring your cock at your command
>he made me shiver, pant, gasp
>that feel when he teased my cock, licking around the exposed head
>made me edge and teased some more
>exploding inside his eager mouth felt so, so good

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>>36317523
No problem, I figured you were I'm glad to help any anon understand the gay psyche. If you're even semi cute you shouldn't have trouble finding a top, good luck anon.

>>36317525

They sell over the counter home STD tests but you do need to mail in the samples. They range from $200-$600 but you can overnight it and get results in 2-3 days. Find a guy to agree to take the exam and trust he doesn't get an STD between the time he takes it and you get the results/fuck him

>>36316850
You always can suck your own dick, OP.
And pls no bullshit about being a girl.

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>>36317634
>You always can suck your own dick, OP.
it's not the same as sucking someone else's

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>>36317975
>it's not the same as sucking someone else's
this