Florida Feels

>>36462279
florida is literally a normie shithole

>>36462279
Don't you have AC, bud?
>>36463528
Yeah, tons of shitty norms.

>>36462279
>tfw no gf
This is more suffer than the actual heat, man

>>36462279
I bought some denim shorts to wear over the summer.

No summer classes so it looks like I'll be working 40 hours a week.

>tfw beautiful day but literally nowhere to go or anything to do

>>36463714
Why would you want to go outside? It's terrible.

I haven't been outside during the day in like a week. Fuck the heat. I work from home anyways, so I don't ever actually have to go outside during summer.

407 here. What area code are you guys?

>>36462279
Just came from Florida last week. It's like a completely different nation down there. That bugged me out. Was in the Ft Lauderdale and Miami regions and e v e r y o n e spoke Spanish.

Beautiful places and great energy though. Weather was really comfy too.

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Staying inside as much as i can
>tfw legs too hairy and ugly to wear shorts

I'm considering becoming a true snowbird and visiting Florida from NY because I want summer to be here already.

>>36463825
You can wear shorts if you want.. why is it such a problem?

>>36463825
shave your legs buddy

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>>36463528
At least libtards weirdness ain't common around here.
>>36463771
What work you do?

>>36463881

I'm a ghostwriter. Pays the bills somewhat and I can lead a mostly NEET lifestyle.

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>>36464011
Lucky you, are you an English major?

>>36464204

No, I'm a business major. I just kind of fell into it.

954 where are u guys from?

>>36463861
YANKEES GET OUT REEEE

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>>36462279
>tfw Publix
God it feels good

>>36464340
904

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>>36462279
Im from Southern California, but please, allow me into your miserable heat club.

I have been staying up all night and just sleeping in the day to avoid the heat. I have an online class, so i literally have no reason to go outside beside working every Saturday and Sunday.

I do need a haircut, and my car needs an alignment, and im running out of water, so Ill have to go out sooner or later

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>>36464680
Head up north to Washington.
We don't like your kind over here!

>>36465002
I am familiar. I drove to Portland last summer and some guy keyed my car. Luckily, I have a dashcam in the front and back that run while the car is off, so the cops caught him. All this because i had the wrong license plates.

I actually want to move to Idaho because it has north western weather and Texas politics.

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>>36465176
OK, but we don't like lefties in Florida.
You will only find them in the faggot parts of big cities where nightlife parties take place.

Florida is the worst southern state. Terrible people, terrible infrastructure, terrible everything. Fuck Florida.

>>36462279

fuck I hate FL my parents are moving there from MI, and want me to go with them. FL is by far worse than MI in my opinion, but you motherfuckers have Publix, Mejer and Kroger are complete shit compared to Publix. Literally everything is better in Publix, everything.

I ain't moving though, my friends and career are here.

>>36465247

another reason I don't want to go to FL. I have interacted with "normal" right leaning people. They're most of the time pretty dull uninteresting people. Meanwhile on the left side I have met some of the most interesting people to date, and you can talk to them about things besides sports, guns or some shitty tv shows, life is good, go fuck yourself alt right cunt.

Florida is such a shitty state not gonna lie. And this is coming from someone who lived in Fort Lauderdale for most their life. People there are insufferable cunts.

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>>36466652
you can talk to them until you hurt their feelings when challenging their political views.
> alt right
Nah mang, I came out of a communist shithole.

>>36462279
Meh.

My fav board is /fa/ but I feel like I'm wasting my time and money on nice fits when everyone here wears fucking jeans and souvenir t shirts.

Fuck this shitty state

>>36463863
n-no that's gay

origanilically origjina

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>>36467163
That's been me since I've learned to wear clothes

>>36463714
listen to this song then

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JBN1CkyRzmE

>>36462279
I was born on a hot January afternoon and have never been outside this state. 70 degrees is chilly and 90 degrees is comfy. If you're complaining about the heat get out of my state you northern fag.

>>36464680

Where do you live ? I'm in Ontario/Inland empire and it hasn't even hit 100 yet so it's not bad at all