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My friend told me he does this >cum in a tiny container >go

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My friend told me he does this

>cum in a tiny container
>go to local McD's and get a hunger buster
>eat everything except the Big Mac
>Take off bun and put a small amount of cum on big mac
>give big mac to homeless woman outside
>she is very greatful for his generosity
>goes home and faps

Should I tell the police?

Apparantly he has a bunch of homeless women who all adore him because he gives them McD's everyday. They have no idea he has been feeding them cum for months. It seems wrong, but I have no proof that he has done this.
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>>36462197
Well as long as he doesn't have STDs no harm done. The homeless can't be choosers and it's not like cum from someone without any diseases is harmful.
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>>36462197
you could just report it to the police anonymously. They'll decide whether it's worth investigating or not; they probably won't if they're busy, although it would depend on the country.

I mean it just seems really gross to me (where do you think we are etc.) so you might feel better if you report it, but don't do anything about it after that unless you feel you want to intervene yourself.
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>>36462197
your friend is a piece of shit, if someone confessed this to me I'd spit in his face and break his teeth
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>>36462197
Who gives a fuck, they probably get the rest of their meals out of the bin, a bit of protein wont harm them.
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>>36462251

Anon, do you honestly think those homeless women would give two fucks if some guy's cum was on them? If they don't, why should you? I bet you five dollars they've done way worse for less in the past.
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>tfw no harem of homeless women who literally depend on my cum burgers for nutrients

this is truly the worst feel
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>>36462314
Still no reason to cum on it you dumbfuck
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>>36462314
I always side with the underdog, it's built into my breeding
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>>36462251
oooh big dangerous man we got here LOL
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>>36462314
It's not about the woman, it's about this guy being a sociopath. Basic ethics and shit
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>>36462331
orignigdsjl comment
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>>36462251
If someone confessed to this you'd probably ask him to buy you a Bigmac faggot.
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do homeless women even exist? what third world shithole do you live in OP?
t. norwegian
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>>36462356
It's like dwarves, they all have beards and look like their male counterparts
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>>36462331
I'm not a big dangerous man, but I know when both how and when to fight, you old fat ugly virgin
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>>36462351
*yawns* is that the best you can do?
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You should kill you friend. That shit is too degenerate.
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>>36462396
>*yawns*

Go roleplay with your weeaboo furry friends on discord cringelord
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>>36462458
okay, and you keep being an old fat ugly virgin
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>>36462543
None of these apply but nice try
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they know what's up, you think homeless people don't fuck? you're literally the only person in the world who isn't.
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>>36462396
*Yawns* want me to come in your big Mac
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>>36462567
that's un-fuckin-likely
>>36462575
No I'd rather you cum in an attractive consenting girl, oh wait that's asking the impossible :^)
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>>36462379
>he calls other people virgins

retard
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>>36462762
what exactly are you implying? it's ok if u wanna ck me a retard, I know I'm not and if it helps ur drab sexless life then by all means be my guest
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Kek this is why sit home on the weekend and shitpost.
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>>36462314
>bets five dollars
>no actual money in the sight
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>>36462197
Man i keked so hard at this
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>>36462197
1. There are no such thing as "homeless women", just women who couldn't get Chad to give them free room and board just for having a cunt.

2. I'm going to start doing this. Thanks for the idea!
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Don't forget to ask the people at >>>/adv/
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>>36462246
Dropping off an anonymous tip is the way to go.
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>>36462356
>third world shit hole
Try the united states of america
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>>36462197
first ask him if he was joking, and if he wasnt then i would go to the police. he can get prison for life for this.
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