>tfw virgin walker

You know what the actual "cool alpha male" you guys are trying to embody would be doing?

Not explicitly going out of his way to change something as shallow like how he walks because people might make fun of him with an internet meme

My first (and only) GF told me I walked funny and taught me how to walk properly. Virgin walk is real.

>>36462148
Cool alpha male wouldn't walk like this ever anyways because he would be confident and happy.
Checkmate pal.

>>36462092
i used to walk like this to hide my man tits.

>>36462362
and how did you lose weight?

>>36462352
He'd walk that way if he likes keeping to himself, the sun was in his face or he likes dark colored clothing.

You're move, kiddo.

>>36462395
I started getting into fights with my dad at some point, so i stopped eating dinner with the family.
I ended up starving myself a lot.

Then i noticed i was getting skinnier and i was encouraged to do it on purpose.
I'm glad I am skinnier now. My mom seems to think I am horribly skinny now and i was perfect before but naw I know this is better. Men aren't supposed to have tits.

>>36462459
>if he likes keeping to himself, the sun was in his face or he likes dark colored clothing.

Cool alpha Chad likes to party, loves being with his friends and loves hanging out shirtless in the sunshine at the pool...

I am describing an alpha cool guy.

You are describing a totally not alpha cool guy.

>>36462498
>Cool alpha Chad likes to party, loves being with his friends and loves hanging out shirtless in the sunshine at the pool...
Your understanding of human sociology is constructed entirely out of corny highschool movies from the mid 2000s.

Please stop making profound statement about people when you view them through a telescope.

But if that's what it means to be "cool" then being cool isn't inherently a good thing. What is a good thing is doing what you think is best regardless of the possibility that people might make fun of you.

>>36462092
>Struggles to auto walk

Gotta roll outta bed, set your walk to neutral for a mintue. Then knock it into auto walk