>completely alone for 21 years >no friends, no gf >about

>>36522639
oof. we'll still be here for you when it falls through pal. have fun while it lasts though!

>>36522639
You were a good man and I'm glad you even will stop posting here since you are a normie now.

>>36522639
just another failed normie that never belonged here in the first place. go fuck yourself asshole

>>36522639
God damn that luck out of the lottery.
Good job anon, remember to treat her with respect and that many memes here about girls aren't true.

>>36522678
>>36522692
>>36522745
much love
>>36522736
even you

>>36522639

FUCK OFF NORMIE SCUM WE'RE FULL REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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You lucky bastard OP
I'll never be that lucky

i'm really happy for you anon

i don't care about things like love or sex but i'm happy that you're happy, and i hope your happiness continues

can i grow on your hand like a migi and experience this as a bystander so i can observe the humans and understand why they do this

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>>36522639
>tfw proud of robo-friend

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>>36522639
>21
Oh wow anon, must have been so hard...

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congratulations, i'm happy for you anon.

now fuck off and leave.

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>>36522639
Godspeed anon, leave this place and never come back

>>36522639

i'm really glad you have this kind of luck

but you're making me want to die with jealousy right now

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>>36522639
I salute you Brother! Now Get out. Dont come back unless you share nudes!

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shit man, ain't no compulsion to leave as long as you ain't humble-bragging or gloating about your GF on here

good work tho, i sure hope you guys are happier than all hell

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>>36522639
>21
>no friends (unless you are exaggerating as failed normies tend to do)
unless you just made no effort then how the fuck did you not have social skills to not have friends but get a gf?

phahahaha either she got done riding the cock carousel and found a good little provider in yourself or is just a fat bitch

like a real qt would initiate a relationship out of no where

>>36522639
Nice job. We'll see you in a few months when you whine about your breakup

>>36522639
>completely alone for 21 years
>about to graduate
I thought you was intelligent

>>36523449

he's probably talking college graduation

>>36523465
If you're completely alone for 21 years, you can't have 21 years old. Family members are a thing.

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>>36522639
>tfw to inteligent for a qt introverted gf

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>>36522639
Be careful anon, I was literally like you a month ago and here I am again.I was a 21 years old kissless, handholdless, virgin and I met this girl.She really liked me a lot, to be honest she did most of the moves.We were together for 2 weeks, which were the happiest weeks of my life.I even manage to befriend some people and I barely spent time on computer.I even quit 4chan(specifically /r9k/, because I thought I finally ascended to become a normie)

Unfortunately I was a fool and attached myself too fast.We broke up after 2 weeks because she was ''confused'' and never spoke again.It was really really painful, everything just vanished away, I was back to where I started.

So yeah, just take care, I'm not trying to scare you or anything, but don't get too attached, take it slowly.Good luck anon!

>>36523534

>no friends, no gf

yeah he probably wasn't counting his family

>>36522639
I'm happy for you anon. Keep posting.

Good luck anon, I hope you never post or browse in /r9k/ again.

>>36523607
>no friends
For 21 years? Never had friends at, let's say, 7yo?

>>36522639
nearly the exact same thing happened to me
>meet qt who is a friend of one of my few friends girlfriend
>hit off with her directly lot of common interests same humour, exchange numbers
>texting for few day and eventually meet up
>everything went perfect, we kiss and she calls her self my girlfriend
>holyshitithinkimbecominganormie.jpg
>couple days later she texts that we have to talk and tells me on telephone that she isnt ready for a relationship because of "pressure" (i dont even know what she means with that) but wants to stay friends

as fast as you're becoming a normie as fast you are a robot again

>>36523672

i don't know dude, i'm not op, its just i'm not taking his words to their logical implication because he probably didn't actually mean completely alone

that said, I could believe someone being eternally friendless

idk dude, are you like legit autistic?

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I hope you enjoy the normie life my ex-robot bro

>>36523732
He's just being a little bitch and complaining too much, let's face it

>>36523594
This desu. Had a girl lead me on for weeks and felt like I had achieved the normie life. Then one day it ends before it even began.

>it might have been pure luck

I think that's the worst part of all of this. The human condition I mean. It's all just a gamble in the end.

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>>36522639
She's lying to you.
She'll cheat.
She'll break your heart.
Also, see you tomorrow.

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Congratulations OP you made it
I think I'm gonna make it too, some day

We are all gonna make it!

>We are all gonna make it!
kek

>>36522639
this thread is FAKE NEWS

>>36522639
Grats if true!

>>36522736
When will this meme end? Just because a robot ends up getting a girl friend doesn't mean that's he was a failed normie or never belonged here, because before he got the girlfriend he technically was still a robot and fit the criteria to post here. Stop it with this absurd meme you fool.

>>36522639
>I'll respect my robot brothers
>by posting about how you have kissed a girl
You stupid faggot, I will nail you to a cross.

>>36522639
Don't let her go, anon. Spend as much time with her as possible. I'm proud of you.

>>36523987
Lets hope so. I still have faith

>>36522639
best of luck, op. don't fuck it up.

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>Female friend at work is on vacation
>She calls me while I'm on my lunch
>We chat for half an hour
>She says she was going to come to the store I work at to shop, but didn't want to see anyone she works with
>"...except I really miss you and want to see you."

What is this I'm feeling in my heart?

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>>36522639
You've done what everyone here dreams of. Good luck on normie hood, just know you'll never be the same my main man. Can never be a robot again, and that's a good thing

SEAL THE DEAL MY GUY, ESCAPE WHILE YOU CAN!

..shinichi