Phrase that girls will never say to you: >i want you

>>36561884
>"I'll pay"

>tfw no bf to make me beg for his cum in my mouth

Let me help you move that couch

>>36561884
I am disgusted by the idea of a girl sucking dick or eating cum.
Just the thought makes me gag.
If I knew that a girl had done either I would think less of her.

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>>36561884
Hey anon, I want you to cum in my mouth.

Schlumpdoink the herp turp wats the borng in my scooty buhbooty

>>36561884
Blue is the best color in Magic

>>36561946
Faggot

Predictably not oregano

>>36561951
Can you say that over vocaroo?

>>36562200
I am not that trip but I'll do it if you want.

>>36562226
Thanks, I would greatly appreciate it.

>>36562200
you're talking to men anon

>>36562271
That makes it even hotter, anon. I would love for big burly men to tell me that. It feels like I won a wrestling fight and made them forcefully suck my cock.

>>36562267
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0YKBGdLD8U0

I know it is quiet sorry

>>36562309
Thank you, I don't mind the silence.

>>36561946
I wish I felt this way

I'm disgusted at myself for finding it so hot.

The simplest phrase of all: "Hi."

I have
>and i'm probably one of the ugliest people on this board

>>36561884
>Your child looks so much like you!

>>36561970
Vocaroo this, plz femanon

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>>36562309
Can't tell if minor or adult. Most hesitant unzip so far.

>>36562562
I turn 19 in a month anon.

>>36562562
probably a 400 lb neckbeard whos balls never dropped

>>36562578
>18
Quality posts gudshit.jpg

>>36562309
"anin"
what the fuck

Your dick isn't huge

>>36562562

>Most hesitant unzip so far.

Nothing wrong with fapping to underage.

>>36562611
I've always said it like that instead of "a-non"
I know it's odd but it sounds more natural to me and it's a habit I can't kick apparently

>>36561951
Say ''oh my god, your dick is so much bigger than my boyfriends, I want you to cum in me daddy. mmm oh fuck it's so big fuck me. oh yeah yes fuck me''

>>36561884
Im really enjoying my time in kitchen

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>>36561884
>I love you so much anon, I'm glad you're here.

>>36561884
First time my girlfriend gave me the succ I joked that cleaning up was the least fun part.
>You can just use my mouth next time then
Dick was solid fucking diamonds. I love her.

>>36561884
>anon i'm deeply you're so beautiful
>i like your muscles anon, they make me feel safe
>you have a big dick
>naughty boiii, you put it in my buuuttttt!

bonus: things that girls will always say to me:
>that'll be 12.90 yuros thank you
>*slight giggling and pointing towards me
>nothing

>>36561946
Iv'e only had sex three times but i'm pretty sure one of the girls I had sex with was not one of those slut types that sleeps around a lot. She was a nerdy cute girl with glasses that was actually semi-blind in one eye. I met her at the bar and she had really nerdy interests which made me want her even more. I ended up going to her place and when I began making love to her she started by saying "I don't do this often" to which I replied "me too". To my shock she turned into the biggest cock slut ever, when I told her I was going to cum she ripped off the condom and sucked my dick HARD. I shot straight down her throat and she swallowed it all. Afterwards she grabbed a glass of water collapsed on my chest and played with my chest hair until she fell asleep.

Ever since then iv'e stuck with the belief that deep down every girl has an inner slut and the whole modesty bullshit is merely for appearance and reputation. It's honestly so hot knowing a girl WANTS your semen in her. Unfortunately we didn't talk as much after and I didn't see her again but looking back I probably could of made her my girlfriend and avoided the thirst trap i'm in right now. That was also the time I lost my virginity so I sort of think back to that glorious moment from time to time.

>i accept you for who you are
if I can't do it, who would?

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>>36562733
>tfw fucked up a simple greentext
>anon you're so beautiful

Cum in me, Anon. Get me pregnant.

>>36562657
Come on, help a huge dick robot fap

>>36562746
>I shot straight down her throat

Are you sure it wasn't straight down her intestines, what with your 10cm dick? I hate retarded faggots like you.

>>36562746
>i probably could've made her my girlfriend

don't fall for this trap. to her it was a one night stand and she assumed you felt he same way

>I love you

come original you got to come original
all entertainers come original

>>36563005
I've got a 7' Dick, Why so mad anon?

>>36563062
A lot of success stories happen from tinder flings/one night stands, it's not always the case that you don't see each other again.

>>36561970
>>36562554
http://vocaroo.com/i/s16NPh7UGfmP

>when you dont have any standards of convincing inflection because you havent had a proper social interaction in weeks

>>36564168

If you don't agree to be my girlfriend, I will kill myself.

>>36564209
>>thinking someone who just described isolation for an extended period of time could properly respond to a comment like this

>>36563005
>>36563005
What is this post suppose to mean?

>>36564290

I was just being silly, anon.

>>36564341
...I was too, anon

;___; your comment made me feel very nice

>>36561884
>im sad.can I seat on your face?

>>36564404
We should be socially isolated from each other together for the rest of our lives.

>>36564429
>>36564404

I LIED, I WASN'T BEING SILLY. I WILL KILL THIS MAN AND MYSELF IF YOU DON'T GO OUT WITH ME!

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>>36561884
>honey, go back to sleep. Was it a bad dream? I'll always be here
>we'll get through this
>how was your day?
>I just feel safe around you
>I do.

>>36564429
I had to lay down after reading that

>>36564497
Is that a good thing dehsew?

>>36564529
...its getting harder to respond

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>When you dream about this daily but the fact that a woman would want to perform such degrading behavior makes you hate them
Why do I do this to myself!? When I think about what I really want from a girl I'm basically listing what my best friend would be. When I think about sex it just grosses me out to the point of disgust and hatred of anything sexual as it feels as degrading and devalueating the person I'm dating as well as myself. However when I'm horny this is all I want. How can I ever have a relationship if I hate something thats supposed to be part of it and crave it at other moments? How do normans do this? Do they think everyone is a degenerate inside and normal behaviour is a facade or do they just not think about this?

>>36564624
You are just a faggot.

Oregano

>>36564615
What are you originally trying to say?

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>Had one girl going cowgirl on top of me.
>Tell her I was on the verge of cumming. Wanted to pull out.
>I want you anon...
>Held me down and forced herself down on me.
>Nut so hard.
>Felt her nails dig into my chest.
>Later collapse on me. Can feel my cum dribble down my balls and thigh.

Was pretty good back then... she eventually left me for Chad, told me I was boring and blocked me on everything...

>>36564654

She's flicking her bean and it's getting intense.

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>>36564647
At least I don't lurk the trap/femboy threads.

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>>36562722
Out dubs boi

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>>36564484
>I want your kids

>>36561924
Tfw no qt girl to get kinky with, only a surprisingly ubiquitous presence of gay men

>>36564673
oh good going there mate, you scared her off

>>36564888

It was probably a dude role-playing anyway.

>>36564654
what do you mean?

sorry for the delayed responses, I really am trying

>>36564986
Why is it getting harder to respond, and why did you need to lie down after reading that?

>>36562746
>I don't do this often
Pretty much the catchphrase of every slut who has ever lived.

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>>36561884
>i'm happy you didn't kill yourself! I love you!

>>36565030
can I please just get your contact information

>>36564168
marry me femanon.

original comment

>>36565154
[email protected]
It's a forward address, it'll route your message to my real one and then you'll receive a reply from that real one.

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>>36561884
A girl has told me that and these too

>>36561915
>>36562733
>>36562758
>>36563088


Problem is I only really managed to have sex with one woman in real life. And every person I've ever been sexually or romantically involved with I've had to manipulate and control into doing so.

It never really lasts that long. Sucks being an unnatractive ugly person. There's hopes for you other bots though, even if you're unattractive if a girl is willing to like speaking to you you already have an in to get in her pants.

Then you can be a failed normie like meeee!

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>I'm happy to see you

never heard it in my 20 years desu

>>36564484
Cute dog pic

>"That's really interesting."
Holding conversations, especially with women, is nigh impossible for me.

>>36561884
>hi, anon!
Never ever

>>36561884
>>i want you to cum in my mouth
My ex used to say that
>tfw still miss her

>>36561971
Blue cards are pretty faggy with their controls and counters, so I wouldn't be surprised if a female said this

>>36565154
>>36565182
pls respond originoli

>>36565431
I sent you a message 9 minutes ago

i want a robot to cum in my mouth and swallow it while looking him in the eye

>>36565451
It got caught in the spam filter, I see it now.

>>36562309
do more shit like this pls

>cumming in a persons mouth

Eat your own cum first so you know what you're asking of them beforehand .

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>>36561884
>tfw a girl said this to me
>couldn't cum

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>>36561884
>i... i'll let you watch me.... anon...

Pic almost related

>>36564477
oh my goob I didn't realize you were the first comment !! im sorry

>>36565782

It's too late, I'm at that other man's front door with a double barrel and once I'm done with him I'm going to blow my brains out.

>>36564671
you'll always have that moment

>>36565493
me too anon

it definitely threw me off.

>>36565490
But my preferences don't really have any meaning for other people

>>36565820
no waaaaaiiiittt !!

dont do it !!

>>36565882

You could have saved me, maybe in the next life. Goodbye, my love.

>>36566046
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0uclOoj5iZx

goodnight, anon

>>36566099

I want to be real for a second, that made my heart flutter.

>>36566131
well then I've returned the favor

>Sometimes I think I was born to meet you

Would hit me like a sack of bricks tbqh

>>36566169

H-Have you been speaking to that other anon? Has he been telling you sweet nothings?

>>36566243
We did speak, but when he told me you were the original person I wanted to at least send my apologies

>>36566325

You're sweet, really. I hope you get out of your shell and not be so isolated.

>>36566397
It used to feel isolated. It's slowly turned to solitude and I'm quite comfortable where I am nowadays--but I'll be the first to admit I've lost all casual social interaction skills

>>36566520

Hopefully that guy or some other lucky anon will help you with that.

>>36566243
You can tell me sweet nothings instead anon

>I have a 9 inch penis.

At least I hope I won't be told this by any girl ever.

>>36566555
I'm not too worried about it. It was nice talking to you, anon

>>36566635

Likewise, have a good morning/afternoon/evening/night.

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>>36561915
http://vocaroo.com/i/s11yJcSOWl6U
>>36561939
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1VqTbf9VewV
>>36561970
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1t6A1c4g174
>>36562396
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0t8hSOBWfZz
>>36562431
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0AvLrqQwp4P
>>36562633
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0t2hkt6ei81
>>36562702
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0MsVbR5jTaa
>>36562733
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1rq2OCaurYo
>>36562758
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1C1X2oVenRI
>>36563088
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1xAGFPqX2xl
>>36564477
Bonus because I love yandere
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0PEyMR8LuPg
>>36564484
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1NNbi4EjAi3
>>36565083
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0QSgIEhItSA
>>36565277
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1LL45WcMMVF
>>36565303
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0eqj2RdgeSh
>>36565614
http://vocaroo.com/i/s05o1ecodGeM

>>36561884
>>36561915
>>36561951
>>36562396
>>36562702
>>36562722
>>36563088
>>36564484 3/5
>>36565277
>>36565303
>>36565307
Have had this said to me by a girl.

>>36561939
>>36562431
>>36562633
>>36562671
>>36562758
>>36562811
>>36564423
>>36565083
>>36565614
>>36566187
>>36566617
Have not had this said to me by a girl.

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>>36566698
Are you polish?

orginimini

>>36566735
Romanian. Very good guess, though.

Anything sexual really, people don't see me as a sexual being.

>>36566698
>I love you so much anon, I'm glad you're here.
Do the same but replace anon with "Terry" pls.
I-it made my dick hard

>>36566748
Damn, I was close though. I don't know what it is exactly but you got that accent. Personally I love it, sounds very cute. Your vocaroo's were still kinda terrible but it is really hard to say those lines and not sound retarded. I still listened to all of them though, been too long since I talked to a girl outside of my family. Why are you on this site anyways, go cuddle with bears and post the pics online or something.

>casate conmigo, te amo

>>36561924
I feel like it should be a requirement to say that this poster is a guy.

>>36566799
http://vocaroo.com/i/s02OJgsYpEE3
I hope it's okay. English r's are difficult

>>36566698

Some of these gave me feels, I thought I was done and couldn't feel anymore. M-Maybe it's because I haven't gone to bed yet, yeah, I'm just vulnerable because I'm tired.

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>>36566835
I don't mind the mean aspects of this board. I like the feel threads.

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>it's another girl starts a thread to get the attention of betas begging her to make vocaroos episode

pathetic, why are you guys pining over these 3d pig women?

sage

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>>36566698
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1LL45WcMMVF

Thank you

>>36566879
I'm no the anon you replied to here, but this one just to be clear: >>36566835
It almost sounds like you said "daddy" witch works for me too although not in a sexual way. I kind of do want a daughter one day. This gives me the "Logan" kind of feels.

>>36561884
>tfw australian
>go to america
>cum in several girls mouths

just go to a foreign country, girls eat that shit up

>>36566879
Thanks Romani-anon

A girl asked me to cum on her tits and film it but it felt strange standing there in a position to frame everything right in the video so I couldn't cum. I felt ashamed and embarrassed.

>>36566698
Can I marry you. Origi ziggy

>please don't go away, I want you to be near me in any capacity

Literally never

>>36566698
>I love yandere
be muh gf

>>36561884
>What they actually want
>Truth about anything

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>I wanna stick my huge girlcock inside your bp

>>36566993
But I don't know how to interact with them