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Eh? You've never seen a pair of breasts before? And you're HOW old?! J-Jeez! Ahahahah! W-Well, we'd better fix that, then! Just close your eyes for a sec, aaaaaaand...
HERE! BOING!
AHAHAHAHA! You should have seen the look on your face! J-Jeez, anon! Th-Th-They're just sacks of fat on my chest, ya know! Do they really excite you THAT much?! G-Get a look at this, then! See how they bounce up and down! Jiggle jiggle! I-I bet you want to squeeze them too, don't you, Mr. Perverted Virginboy Anon?! G-Go right ahead! Honk these honkin' honkers as much as you want! Take your time! Heck, s-suck on 'em too! I know you really want to~! Just be careful; my nipples are super hard right now! C-Can't imagine whyyyy...~!
I-I-I-I-I-I bet you wanna see my vagina too! You pervert! W-W-Well, we're already this far! Might as well! I'm not wearing p-panties anyway!
S-S-S-So, what do you think? ...Well, I guess that ragin' 'rection in your pants answers THAT question! HAHAHAHAHA! Y-Y-You're such a pathetic pervert, anon! I-I-I-I bet it's the first one you've seen since you slid out of your mother's! L-L-Look how wet it is, too! Jeezums fucking Crikes, it's so fucking wet! I-I've never seen it this wet before! Look at what you're doing to me, you freaking pervert! Y-You sure know how to make a girl all hot and bothered! Oh, lordy! Christ-on-a-stick! You'd better take some responsibility for this! A-After all, when it's this wet, it's much easier to cram something up there! And I'm leaking like a freaking sieve here! You'd better p-p-p-plug it up RIGHT NOW!
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this shit allways give me a boner ffs
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Unfortunately speech disorders are a flaw in the human species that must be eliminated. I will not risk breeding with you. Proceed further and I will have to liquidate you and your assets. Good day.
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How do I make this copypasta come to life? Surely there's a girl (male or female) like this....
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http://sys.4chan.org/derefer?url=http%3A%2F%2Fvocaroo.com%2Fi%2Fs1fsmBAVqkI2
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Everybody should have a friend like that.
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>>36561964
tfw 2D girls dont exist irl
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>>36562000
thanks for ruining it you stupid attention whore.
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Laughing and poppin boner athe same time feels good. Christ thats hot
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>>36562032
It's pretty good fapping material desu
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>>36562312
It's awful and tryhard as fuck
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>>36562493
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1EhYLgkaked
How about this one?
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>>36562000
>>36562572
these are so fucking bad. i could do better and i'm a guy
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STOP LEWDING MY GODDAMN WIFE
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>>36562620
Can you?
qaz
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>>36562661
I would if it wasn't 4 in the morning. I'm not the only one in my household and everyone else is sleeping
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>tfw can't get off to 3d anymore
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s1FjuEzOYN0T
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>>36561898
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0VtyCDZpwoH
do I win?
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>>36563019
>>36563474
Honestly these are more attractive than the whore voices.
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>>36561964
I'm afraid there's only one way, and you're going to need a lot of trust to go through with it.
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>>36562572
i know you, youre that cunt that mimics nyander, forgot your youtube name
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ya did good anon, ya did good
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Next part when ? It gets hard to imagine a waifu speaking this over and over again, just make a cute continuation of this pasta or something
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>>36563019
>>36563474
Men are literally better at everything, even voice acting as a cute anime girl.
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>>36563679
i don't know how people even write stuff like this. i couldn't if i was paid
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I wanted to try and vocaroo the shit out of this as well like these >>36563019 >>36563474 anons but this is what vocaroo looks like for me... Wtf? Do I not have adobe flash player or something?
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>>36562000
This is like bad version of huniepop. At least that got a little charm. I'm sorry but it's kinda bad, although to be fair I only listened to the first 20 seconds.
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>>36561961
This is the only true robot response
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>>36562000
Holy shit that's bad. Please don't do it ever again.
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