If you don't reply to this thread she'll marry a Chad.

Who is "her"? I dont know any women.

>>36562127
The one you have a crush on. You know who

>>36562127
then ask me out and we'll go on a practice date

>>36562100
I am the Chad.

Original Chad Comment

>>36562157
Male or female? Homosexual?

>>36562100
I can't have another one fall to chad. Not again, NEVER AGAIN! If I roll dubs I'll post the whole story here

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>>36562100
Oh shit one of these.

>>36562185
Post it anyway. Also ask her out before it's to late. As a Chad I've been feeling extra frisky ever since I discovered the Starbucks dragon

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>>36562167
then you just cucked yourself

>>36562127
according to op's pic its betty boop or jessica rabbit

>>36562227
More of a cock block really

>>36562100
I don't even have a girl I'm looking at anymore. All attempts at finding a gf have been shot, and the last viable option in my current friends has finally found bf.

There's a girl I know, stacy-tier but I'm good friends with her, who desperately wants bf but is terrified of commitment. That opportunity kinda shot itself in the foot.

Even if I got dubs, she would say no. I don't want chad to ruin her though

>>36562127
itfk anon.

I dont know if i wish i had a oneitis or not. I dont think ive had a crush on a girl since i was 16. Im 22 now.

>>36562322
it seems im asking somebody out. Genuinely, the only women i even know the name of are the names of my mother, my aunts and my cousins of which ive only seen my mother in the past 3 years.

wasted digits.

I've given up on women. None of them are attractive and interesting to me. The only comfort I have are 2d women. Kill me and my high standards.

>>36562364
Try the grocery store or something. You only have to flirt and ask for a number. Don't do work. Don't shit where you eat

>>36562145
But I don't have a crush on anyone.

>>36562322
I havent had a crush on anyone since primary school

>>36562100
>tfw already asked her out but got a really fucking vague response
well whatever

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>>36562466
Well shit
Guess I really do need to talk to her about it again

>>36562383
Im to ask a stranger working at a grocery store for their phone number? I wouldnt ask where the pineapples are let alone even for their name.
Perhaps this is what Kek wants me to do but id rather incure the wrath of a thousand curses than do something as unfathomable as that. I cannot even grasp the concept in my mind neither can j conceive of what id say.

>>36562451
>i had a crush in primary school
when i was in primary school i think the idea of kissing was not only as alien to me as it is now but also wholly unappealing. I imagine id still have a oneitis if i spent any amount of time around women but since school i simply havent.

>>36562100
Can I still talk to her if I don't get dubs?

>>36562100
At least I won't get dubs

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>>36562100
Honestly not sure which person my dubs will force me to ask out. In any case, check em

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Plz bless me with this dubzzz

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There is no way this will work out

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I have posted in a thousand timelines, and this will never happen

>>36562660
this gondola is spooky. Im not sure hes /comfy/

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Many timid men live. I am not one of them

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>>36562676
We were never meant to be comfy. We wither act, or we fail to act. You may perish is you act, but you will perish if you fail to act.
I cannot help those who have chosen to feel despondent

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This post comes from one who requires an almighty push

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I'll not be stopped on my quest for greatness

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Perhaps this is the end of my line after all
Sorry I believed
Sorry I tried
Sorry I wasted my time and yours

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>>36562844
So now I ask the infinite Anons,
Who do I ask out?
The Great Betrayer?
The Grand Overachiever?
The Incredible Disappearing Act?
The Enormous Achieving Sleeper?

why'd you make me do this

>>36562100
oh shit op ask her out

>>36562100
braapppppp

oreganiiiiioooioioioio

>>36562100
i will fucking kill chad

I want to ask her to prom (18) and if I don't my friend says he's going to do it for me by the end of the week.

>>36562100

There is no her.

There is no hope.

Also if I get repeating digits all of you get gfs. But they break up with you and your heart is broken, sorry, that's how it goes.

>>36563566

>66

REEEEEEEEEEEEEE (original origami poo pee)

>>36562100

>00
Better ask her out, OP

She loves far away, I hope shell like me before she meets her ex ex

>>36562100
rolling, lmao

original? no problem, only so!

Rolling for everyone, wish me luck guys

I want to get doubles actually. I should ask her out insted of losing my time here.

>>36562100
rollan

orengino

she is gone.

>>36562100
no chad pls

>>36562100
not like itll make a difference

rolleregnod

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>>36562100
>tfw no her
>tfw no her for a long time

Nothing is going to happen. She's a lesbian. Fucking sucks

Fug

Oregainoli

>>36562100
Ey fuck u mayne

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>>36562100
Might as well do my due dillagence

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>>36564566
>tfw no love her
>tfw no love her long time

well shit boyo cant take that risk with meme magic

>>36562100
No pls don't take chad!

LMAO XDDD ORIGINALLL

>>36562100
Nice dubs mang, good luck!

Rolling so that she won't marry a Chad. Pls I want her to marry me instead ;-;

>>36562100
I'm a lot closer to being Chad than her boyfriend, he's a good guy. And she technically asked me out recently.

>>36562227
Remember Chads are bros, he's sacrificing himself to save one of us. He'll always get pussy, we won't.

Thank you based Chad.

>>36565181
>Chads are bros
If Chad was a bro he'd stick to a handful of Stacies and the rest of the Stacies that want to get boned by him to piss off and be nice to a robot instead.

>>36562100
But i don't have a crush. I have ascended beyond physical needs and will be ascending to wizchan in a year.

im only interested in men.

>>36562100
Wow thnx for looking out brobot

Please don't go back to chad (her and chad were never even dating)

>>36562100
I'm asking her out regardless
Check these

>>36562100
I don't have any one
Not anymore
But for the sake of rolling

>>36562100
fuck me silly if I roll dubs

Rolling for them dubs to give me the much needed balls

>>36562100
What a fucking normalfaggot thread. No robot has a her to begin with because they never go outside.

Already asked her out

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>>36562100
got me there senpai

>>36566442
yo what?
this board changes f.a.m. to senpai?
fuck i look like a fucking weeb now
fucking shit

>>36562100
I'll ask her out when I meet her.

>>36562100
I want her to marry Chad, so Chad hurts her. Then she'll become a whore and I can fuck her without conditions.

Oregano is a tasty spice.

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Jokes on you I already tried

>>36562100
alright then


bypassing the robot

>>36562100
I don't have a crush on any girls sorry

Carly pls don't say no

NO PEPE DONT DO IT PLEASE

>>36566877
Female pepe... p-please be my kawaii 2D pure waifu!

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>>36563566
DELET NOW REEEEEE

>>36562100
Go ahead and ask her out op
What if trips?

Marry Chad. I don't care.

>>36562100
But what if I am the chad

>>36562100
Bice dubs OP
Guess I'll try this and hope I don't get dubs

give me strength oh god of digits

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>>36562100

Pls
We could be so happy damnit

>>36562100
roooooooooooooollng

>>36562100
PRAISE KEK
rollan
oregiangninainoornega

>>36567860
rerollan if this isn't dubs there's no hope for me

>>36562127
This. There is no she.

But isn't that what the hypothetical "she" wants in the first place? To lock down Chad instead of being his pump and dump for the night? So by replying to this thread I'm actually doing her a favor.

Really gets the cerebellum locomotin'

I don't care.
Really.

pls dubs plsplss

trips and she says yes

>>36562100
hopla

vittu satana

Rolllllllllllll

Super original comment I promised it's really our originally original

Dubs dubs dubs, gimme dubs

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>>36562100
She's just going to run off with Chad anyways. How can I even compare with that?

>>36562100
Guvhydcj

Fat rolls
Cinnamon rolls
And
Good rolls

>>36562100
Made me reply, tbqhwy family

why do you need dubs to ask her out

Nooooo thx

jefff

>>36562100
lets fucking go then

original

>>36562100
But OP rolled dub zeros

what happens if you get trips?