Why wouldn't you all do the most alpha thing in excistance,

>>36694045
Because I didn't drop out of high school and outlet my masculinity through competitive sport.

>>36694045
>Why wouldn't you all do the most alpha thing in excistance, join the army, become a warrior, groom yourself.
I'd love to, I'm a moralfag and a bleeding heart British patriot, but I'm way too fucking lazy, and far too physically and mentally weak to be prepared enough to join for at least another few years.

>>36694080
You don't have to drop out of high school to go to army, or atleast, if you are from the US sure.

Fuck the army lads
If you already have a degree, go officer
if you seriously just want to get the fuck away from a toxic environment then go army
if you have a chance to choose of course go AF or Navy

Marines is cool if you want the whole muh brotherhood thing
they are seriously the bounce a quarter off the bed kind of dudes

>>36694045
You are definitely not trying to manipulate me, op. I will join the navy today.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Y4bbocBQ_0s

Because I live in europe and I don't want to end up protecting muslims

File: IMG_0821.jpg (44KB, 512x288px)

44KB, 512x288px

>>36694045
> Why chase for women, leave humanity behind, be a man, not a normie.
> leave humanity behind

YOU GOTTA EAT BIG TO GET BIG

C'MON

4 SCOOPS A DAY

Already tried infantry. I failed basic training.

>>36694045
I will join the armed forces today. It's not like the astronomical levels of veteran suicide has deterred even the most economically desperate Millennials from joining the military. And it's not like Trump is escalating wars in Africa, the Middle East and North Korea or anything. Huuuurah!

>>36694080
You need a highschool degree or GED to join. I could be wrong, I googled it out of curiousity when thinking about ending my life.

>>36694045
i don't want another layer of idiots telling me what to do, thank you very much.

I tried, but I have some chronic leg pain which prevents me from doing any actual physical exercise.

How is getting told what to do, when to do it, and how to do it alpha?

You shave your head and do what you are told. No matter what. You are just a drone.

>>36694045
You realize that photo is of an military drill in which a nuclear weapon was detonated and soldiers ran to fill the breech in the hypothetical enemy's line, right? Oh boy, I want to join the military so I can be put into situations like that.

>>36694045
eh no
i am already in the military and believe me nothing alpha about it. you'll find out. the isolation is pretty nice tho