>be me
>don't have very many friends, just play online with kids at school
>family urges me to go out with my "friends"
>asks me who they are
>describe my favorite boards on 4chan as people
>parents say they sound great, go hand out with them for once anon
>go on 4chan to shit
Mfw your my only friends
>>36693917
*You're
Stupid newfag, kys
>>36693917
pretty paiting anon
>>36693917
What is your life lmao
Why would you tell your parents about 4chan you dumb shit? It will bite you in the ass big time.
>>36693917
What are yor favorite boards and how did you describe them? Did you give them names?
>>36693917
>Well there's Robert (r9k) he's quiet at first but get know him he can be really loud and kind of annoying. He thinks he's saying something different all the time but in turth is really repetitive.
>Also, there's Paul (/pol/). He's loud and kind of inappropriate but he's normally joking... we think
>Barry (/b) is there too. Everyone used to like him but know he just keeps offering us bananas and showing us his porn collection... it's really weird
>Siamon (/s4s/) just keeps repeating what everyone else says when they make a funny joke, most people forget about him.
>And then there's x.... we don't talk about x.
>>36694476
That's adorable, even if you do have a shit taste in boards. Don't you have any interests?
>>36694537
Nah dude, I'm not OP. I was just posting what I imagine OP would be like.
>>36694390
Not 4chan, I described the boards as people so they thought I had friends
>>36694885
>>36694537
>>36694476
>>36694390
>I browse s4s, r9k, lit, his, pol, and sometimes v or b