/uni/ Feels

Finals don't happen at my school until mid-June.

Midterm season instead.

>>36727539

Not in uni but got one of my exams back at a grade which I need to start my uni course

feelsgoodman


Is philosophy one of those things americans are forced to pick as a general ed?

What's the best way to downplay my academic underperformance? I think I failed two classes this semester and last semester I failed three... should I just act retarded?

>>36727943
yeah they'll never know

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>went out for a walk to clear my mind
>played out a conversation in my head and realized it only when I got back
turns out I'm a schizo on top of a failure

Organic chem and physics down, got railed by both of em. I'm so fucked

>>36727539
Just got my last final back. I did it. I kept a 4.00 for all of undergrad. If only my degree was worth something at this level...

>>36727943
>downplay
To who? Your parents, employers, grad schools?

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>>36727539
>Tfw you get to use your notes for your Exam and learn the material while doing the Exam

>>36727539
just finished all my finals, including philosophy and theology - didn't study properly for any of them

>>36728562
Did you get to use notes, or was it so meme tier that you didn't even need them?

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>>36727539
who here /wustl/? how are things?

>>36728585
for the most part yes, some of them were fucking jokes - my 'studying' time was spent getting drunk

>passing all my classes
>doing fine
>take a break from study for finals
>get on /r9k/
>suddenly filled with existential anxiety and fears of fucking up my life
Why do I keep coming back here?

>>36729277
Because this is the only social interaction you get in your miserable life?

>>36729306
Probably I feel like if I had friends I wouldn't hang out here, maybe I'll actually manage to make it to some organizations next year and escape this hell hole for good

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Before UNI:
>Fresh start
>no more normie cliques
>people here are smart and achievers like me
>I can be a whole new person

Last weeks of First Year
>no friends
>nobody wants to be friends
>everybody just wants to get a degree and fuck off
>still as socially inept as high school

Well I got three more years to find a wife and friends or I am killing myself

>>36728442
>at this level
What is it?

>>36729364
I keep on thinking the same thing, but I end up chickening out at the last second before going to something.

>>36728619
Whenever I see that acronym I think "wustl my jimmies"

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>exams start on monday
>barely studying

I just cant make myself do it

>>36729396
Before UNI:
>Had plenty of friends in high-school
>Enjoyed all my classes
>Genuinely had an interest in classes and learning

2nd Year in:
>no friends
>Almost non-existent social interaction
>No longer happy, lost interest in learning and classes

Every fucking day my brain reminds me of how much better things used to be, how much smarter and happier I was.
Why did I let this happen?

>>36729477
Go to a library or something, find a comfy spot, and only bring what you need for studying.

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>>36729436
I'm dead set on going next year I decided this year that the major cause of my depression was being alone all the time and going days without talking to people and a fighting game club just got formed this semester and I've been complaining about how shit this city is for not having any weeklys despite having them for things like magic and board games so I have no excuse anymore.

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>>36729396
iktf
plus
>started the year really diligent and did my own study and everything, because that's the only area I had something going on and I enjoyed it
>tumbled and crashed, things started snowballing, now clenching my ass to get a 50% in the exams coming up real soon

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>tfw I go to UCR and I was actually bullied and laughed at by UCLA students I met at a convention in LA, when they asked me
I know it's not a good fucking school but fuck me for wanting to go somewhere that gave me a full-ride, especially when my parents aren't giving me a dime.

fucking hell, and they were animal science and education majors, too. I hate that I'm seen as a literal subhuman by everyone in California.

>>36729538
It's okay anon iktf as well, I wasn't popular in high school but I was actively involved in my schools arts department through choir, band and debate to the point where I at least had people to talk to and I had nearly straight A's in classes, I didn't adjust well to uni at all now I'm constantly failing, totally isolated and too sad and anxiety ridden to talk to people

>>36729585
Yeah, humans weren't meant to have a lack of social interaction, so it almost always leads to depression or something.
I'm hoping I can force myself to join some clubs or something, it's my only hope for maintaining my sanity, and stopping this slow downward spiral.

I am about to go to orientation for the college I am attending in fall. Should I make a twiiter/snapchat/normiebook/instameme account to try and add people and make friends during the trip? I feel like not having these in HS fucked me socially

>>36729700
Make only for normiebook, because not having an account there will make you weird. Not having an account on the others will make you seem more grounded.

>>36729700
Join clubs, whatever you do, make sure you join something. It doesn't even have to be a club, maybe just some kind of organization, maybe even go to church or something. Just don't end up like me and deprive yourself of human interaction. It will murder you.

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>>36729680
Good luck to us then anon, try going for something easy like a gaming or anime club, weeb friends are better than none at all

sakura in sfv never

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>>36729277

>similar
>watch porn after trolling /r9k/
>feel like wasted life
>wish i was writing my novel instead of jacking off
>mfw

>>36729747
I feel like a normiebook without any beach/travel/friend pictures and some shitty selfie in your bedroom is probably even worse than none at all desu. At least on Snapchat and Twitter you can just retweet other funny shit, and snap funny pics to seem cool

Well law is kinda going fine, the semester just started here so I'm kinda coping. I've made a couple new friends so that's definitely a plus.

I think I'm beginning to get addicted to alcohol though, so that's a bad thing.

Mathematical Proofs exam? that seems really fun. I'm doing a major in Computer Engineering but I kinda wish I just went for a Math major. Exams this term were ok, could have gone better though

>>36729767
I am planning on joining the CS/Programming club(Comp Eng major) and possible the college democrats/some other borderline normie one (no liberal scum memes pls) so at least I will have that. I also plan to play intramural sports since I was pretty good at football in HS

Hey OP, what's is your exam in statistics going to be on? I just finished my statistics Exam.

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>>36729868
>tfw my uni puts the college democrats and republicans right across from each other every year during club day

>>36729700
Make a kikebook so people can add you and you can join university groups. I've literally never posted on it and just use it to keep updated on things like the university's marching band, and anyone who knows me well enough just friend requests me so I didn't even have to bother adding people

>>36729747
>>36729767
>>36729965
Thanks guys, I guess I'll just make all four and see what sticks/is most popular

>>36729932
kek, do they get into cringey arguments?

I'm kinda worried it's going to be mostly liberal treehuggers and annoying alt sluts, but I am in Alabama so maybe there will be a nice liberal qt.

>>36729932
what about the marxist clubs?

>>36727943
For your parents, show them your online academic report and edit the HTML to change all your bad marks. And to avoid crippling your GPA you can transfer to another school so only passing classes will be on your transcript but won't count towards your GPA. But of course you'll have to do well once you transfer which is the hard part.

>>36730081
>Liberal
>Alabama

I guarantee you're from Huntsville

>drinking more or less weekly
>an utter piece of trash when I drink, mix liquor and beers often and heavily and wake up regretting it
>try weed a few times, never get high and wake up with nosebleeds every day for a week
>realize I'm fucking myself up somehow, promise I won't act so stupidly anymore
>desperate to get some homework done this past sunday, end up taking half an adderall and several energy drinks
>literally don't sleep, go a little over 24 hours without rest
>all of my intense classes and rehearsals happen on mondays, by the end of it I'm a mess
>finally get into bed around 10 and suffer a heavy nosebleed, was getting scared it wouldn't stop
>body's been acting up on me today, random spasms, cold/hot feelings, my brain feels hot every now and then, this sort of heavy/dullness keeps hitting me
>remember I've had a heart condition since birth and I'm probably genuinely fucked
Am I actually dying right now and is there any way I can get through this in one piece

>>36730081
Nah they make jokes at each other but that's it

>>36730014
Personally I wouldn't even bother with the others unless you actually want to, bare minimum normiebook's all you need

>>36730237
Maybe you ought to avoid any drugs at all, and just rely on good nutrition and a healthy amount of sleep to see if that helps.
I've never done anything more than energy drinks to try and boost myself to get more things done, but it ends up being more harmful in the long run since I end up having to rely on it.

I'm a second year CS student with no idea how to program, I haven't attended a lecture since February and I have failed every single coursework I have been given. I want out so badly.

>>36730350
>I want out so badly.
Then stop thinking about it and wasting your time and go do it. Switch majors, drop out and get a job, whatever you want, just stop wasting time.

I wasted time and even though I got over it I would've much liked better to have not wasted it.

Just a thought.

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I am fucking enraged right now. Stupid incompetent college employee.

They fucking transferred me to the wrong program, how incompetent someone can be?

Robots, please check the form in the pic and tell me that the program I have intended to transfer is not CVB. How retarded someone needs to be to transfer me to the program written faintly and not on the provided space.

I am holding myself not to write a sassy response to this incompetent idiot. And she is talking as if it has resulted from my mistake...

I want to kms like over a quarter of my fellow students of the same subject.

>>36729413
Psychology. There are many jobs but not until I get my Doctorate.

I'm on break now, and I wish I could be on break forever. I hope I can make some new friends next semester, but I know that I most likely won't.

I just got offered a TAship for my masters. Tuition is totally free and I'll get $13k per semester. Good feel

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>have my last final tomorrow
Man I'm so ready for summer.

>applying for 20-40 min-wage jobs a day so I can replace current laptop because the screen is fucked
>torrenting dozens of gb's of porn and edging for hours before cumming in 10 seconds, deleting everything, and swearing I'll never do it again
>enjoying vidya for about 10 minutes before feeling guilty for being a fucking disappointment and loser
>frantically searching the Internet and immediate IRL surroundings for any sort of purpose and reason to not go back to Uni in the fall, and failing hilariously
>falling asleep feeling like an ineffectual nothing, like a shell of a person, and wanting to die
>waking up, realizing that you've been given another day, another chance to improve your circumstance and prospects for the future, and you won't do anything with it

Yep. I can hardly wait.

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>>36732586
>applying for 20-40 min wage jobs a day
>getting no response

iktf man 21 with no work experience and every shelf stocking position wants 1 year experience. I kinda dont want uni to end because it is a lot better than sitting at home all day.

pic related my life for the next 3 months.

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I have 100% attendance in my classes this semester. It's 2am I'm tired as shit and I handed in my dissertation 8 hours ago. I want to get drunk but have a class at 9am

What do?

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Ugh.

So we had our engineering project runoff today and honestly it was pretty disheartening. The project was to design a "drill powered vehicle." We kind of had to last minute a few things (and it's easy to see why because we just kinda dropped the ball in the past two weeks. Communication stopped happening as much as it needed to, some of us were busy, that kind of thing) but I think the thing that really just hurts is how upset the group in general is. Realistically, the fact that our vehicle ran is just fine, our grade isn't going to tank or anything.

But it's just frustrating because the group member who did a lot of the shop work was so angry and I can't fault him because he's right - we should have communicated better with him since he had so much free time.

I'm also frustrated with myself on this project because I let my self confidence kinda dip. I'm not GREAT with some of these engineering and shop tools, so I felt like I couldn't be a good contribution so I just tried to do my best to coordinate everything. And i feel really bummed about it because the few things i tried to do, I kinda botched anyways even though I tried really hard. And it's kind of a running trend for me: I feel like my heart is in the place but everything I touch just gets fucked up because I'm kind of clumsy,or when it comes to group work I am always the slowest and weakest link.

Does anybody have any advice? I want to work on these things but it seems like "practice" isn't really helping me.

>>36729277
I come to motivate myself to never sink this low
Who here is />3.5/?

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>missed the deadline on my assignment on the governor of vermont
>just going to fucking kill myself

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>>36727539
Anybody here feel so fucking alone? Been at community college for two years, have to transfer to uni for next two years, and I haven't met a single person the past two years. Every day is the same and every weekend is the same, spent alone with alcohol and xanax. I don't even know what would make me happy at this point, I just want a friend

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Foreign exchange student here, studying in the U.S. next year, so I've got some questions for any American anons here:

>Should I try to join a fraternity, or are they all just mega-chad clubs?
>How hard is it to get alcohol onto campus?
>Do feminist groups actually exist, or is it just a meme?

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>speech final tomorrow
>20% grade
>84 rn
>bio final thursday cumulative
>also 84 rn
>70-72 considered failing nigger tier for total grade
God help me lads

>>36733839
Frats are sometimes chad-clubs sometimes neet-clubs both both usually take up a load of time. The neet-clubs on my campus are honestly worse since I get cancer when I see their e-mails.

It isn't hard at all to get alcohol onto campus. Tuck it in a cabinet and nobody will care, just don't get wasted in the dorm.

Feminist groups do exist but the groups you hear about are usually pretty small/unnoticeable until something comes up, which you can just ignore. The left outweighs the right at nearly all colleges and universities if you mind that.

>>36727943
JOIN THE NAVY OR CHAIRFORCE, YES YOU ARE RETARDED.

navy is the perfect neet job, get stuck on a boat for months

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>>36733758
at least your CC isn't a military town, all the sloots have marine husbands at fucking 18 LMAO.

Literally can't find single...except I been recently picked up/dropped off from daddy because of my broken arm...this is where robots get dropped off and single ladies, found the jackpot...too bad I'm still beta. Also, if they were interested they would ask about my arm at least r-r-r-rright

>tfw summer starts next week
>have don't have a single friend or even acquaintances
>going to have to spend it all alone
>no one to talk to for months
I don't know if I can make it another summer bots, it's not like I get a lot of social interaction during the year normally but I at least occasionally have small talk with people in my classes

>10-page paper due next Friday and a 5-page paper due Monday
>haven't done any research yet for either

J U S T

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>>36735022
>>36733910
>>36733712
>>36732586
>>36730237
>>36729661
>>36729396
>>36729277
Anon! No fear!

OrigninalPost

>>36733212
>I handed in my dissertation 8 hours ago.

Are you going to not pass the class if you don't go to the lecture?

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>>36735329
>>36735329
Anon that doesn't help me, now tell me how to make friends over the summer when everyone has gone home and I'm all alone I'm trying to get a part time job since I figure most of the coworkers would be students being in a college town but literally nowhere will hire me

>>36727539
I'm graduating in 17 days 11 hours.
I didn't make a single friend here.
This was my last semester and my last chance at making a friend or getting a girlfriend on campus and I almost accomplished that only to be cast aside by people that only have time for themselves

>>36733398
Why didn't you participate? As someone who browses /r9k/, surely you had the free time. Also, just try harder next time. Unlike social issues that depend on other people's responses, academic issues can be powered through with sheer willpower.

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>had qt girl for my lab partner for project over the past 4 weeks
>she was really nice and we actually had a good time working together
>our presentation wasn't great but we were both happy enough with it
>was planning to ask her to coffee or something today since it was the last lab of the semester
>she didn't show up
Why does good shit never happen lads?

>>36735372
I resigned myself to being irl friendless a long time ago. Find some robots in your area to meet up with, it's what I did.

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>>36735520
I wouldn't say I never participated. I put in a lot of work onto this. But I felt like I let a lot of things slip through the cracks of my fingers, and instead of stopping to address them I just kinda went "ah fuck it." Know what I mean? Honestly these past few weeks have been taking a toll on me, and while I know it's not an excuse I just kinda felt everything get away from me.

Anyways, you're probably right on the sheer willpower thing. I just kinda felt my willpower deteriorate as time went on, so maybe a summer recharge will help out

>>36735837
This might sound normie, but find something to do at school other than class. You'll feel better about working if you know you have something to look forward too.

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>>36727539
Only got one left on Friday. I need to pass it but I've got zero desire to study. I'm so fucked.

>>36734142
Only if you enlist... If you go for ROTC, failing courses is fast way to get kicked out.

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>just rear-ended someone on the freeway yesterday and now have a 500$ fine, or go to traffic school or court
>gonna have a class 3 misdemeanor on my record now
fuck life

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>tfw studying abroad and living with a host family
>tfw forgot that I'm a shy introvert
>tfw it's really awkward making small talk with them

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>tfw you ascend tfw no gf only for it to suddenly come back harder than ever
WHY WON'T A CUTE GIRL JUST LOVE ME

>48 minutes left to hand in a political philosophy take home exam
>can't stop thinking about the 35 year old milf i met on the internet that i'm going to fuck the hell out of on friday
>no friends, lonely
>no job, awkward
>life is hellish because i'm trying to escape learned helplessness
>didn't give a FUCK about grades this semester
>wew

pussy doesn't make it better lads
but it might help a little bit

>>36736511
what site? Could you say it originally?

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I've got a lot to do, I have to do an essay that's deadline is today, I gotta study for a test that's tomorrow and I have not studied before this and I gotta pay my rent and I'm $3 short.

>>36727539
How did you like philosophy? I'm thinking of minoring in it

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>reading about literature, linguistics and history and free-writing while I should be studying calculus
>always impressed my pleb teachers in the few english/history classes I've taken
>still major in CS because I actually want a decent job
>mfw I overhear normies in liberal arts majors whining about reading novels or writing essays
FUCK YOU. I'M PROBABLY TO DUMB FOR CS, BUT AT LEAST I'M NOT PICKING AN EASY MAJOR AND STILL COMPLAINING ABOUT IT.

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How many sips are you on tonight, anons?

>>36727539
>Proofing
Sounds fun desu

>DiffyQ
>Electricity and Magnetism
>Intro to econ
All next week. Should be easy. I'm having a good amount of fun with DiffyQ. Electricity and Magnetism should be a cakewalk. Econ is what I'm worried about the most. Too many definitions to remember.

>>36737218
wanna try a trick? chop up 2-3 garlic cloves and wash them down with water. as a vasodialator it really gets your blood flowing and kills your tiredness.
just don't overdo it or you might get heart complications.

>>36727785
UC system?
I have a midterm Thursday that I'm not studying for right now

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Lengthy post coming up lads, I'm fucking panicking right now

Basically, I got an email from my course convenor saying he wants to meet with me at some point next week to discuss potential plagiarism in an essay submitted a few weeks ago. All I'm guilty of doing that I can think of is taking the main point of the conclusion on one site (reworded it and put my own spin on it, as well as using all my own evidence to get there) and borrowing a few sources from the bottom of the page in an attempt to flesh out my bibliography since it was a bit thin.

Basically, this thing's worth 30% and I don't want to lose the marks (it already got graded) but I'm not sure what approach to take in the meeting. Complete honesty would still be revealing that I borrowed a whole lot of sources to make my essay look better researched (only did this because I was really pressed for time) and I'm not sure how far this goes towards getting fucked for plagiarism.

Anyway, advice would be greatly appreciated, I have about a week to prep for this and no idea what to do.

Cheers

also pic related seems to say he's already made up his mind fuckkkkkkkkk

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>math prof gives another exam the week right before finals
>have her for both of my fucking math classes
I can't take it anymore. Just give me that big fat D already.

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>>36736511
how the fuck are you awkward and lonely yet you regularly fuck cute girls

>>36738539
Go to the meeting. Like you said right now it looks like you're fucked. Maybe you can convince him or he'll take pity on you.

>>36738539
If it's that paper and he point out the conclusion, just come clean and be honest.

If it's that paper and he points out the sources, just say you figured they'd be decent sources but never used them. Lie, basically.

>>36727539
Whats studying Philosophy like OP?
Sounds interesting. I study law so there are is a lot of legal philosophy contained within.

>tfw bipolar
>tfw started experiencing cognitive impairment a year ago
Now I can barely do basic math or speak in an organized matter. I am so fucked. It's gotten much worse in just the week alone. I can't think. It took me so long to write this. I going to have to drop out eventually. I have nothing left. All I had was my intelligence. Any other mentally ill fags itt?

>>36729396
lol that's first year man, its full of fresh highschoolers. If you join some uni clubs (like the engineering club/robotics club/etc whatever floats your boat, you should be fine by the third year.

>>36738884
I'll take that approach if he points out the conclusion, but in the case of the sources I lifted them and then just mapped them onto my own research, so I can't say "thought they'd be decent but never used them". Not sure how to approach this as I did it so that I wouldn't only be submitting ten sources for a 2500 word essay

>>36728619
hi senpai pls still be here

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>got a D last semester and it caused my GPA to drop below 3.0
>have to get all As and Bs this semester to unfuck myself
>tfw all these exams and papers

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This is a serious post, i'm not trying to ruse or anything, just seriously thinking.
I've failed most of my classes last semester, and have done the same thing this semester. I am ready to kill myself, got everything squared away, noose tied, the works. Part of me wants to be caught, only passed out with no brain-damage, so my family can see how much i've suffered through this. Part of me just wants to die right now and be done with it. I've been a major disappointment all my life, not a lot of friends, no gf, but was okay at school all the way up through community college. When I got to a full uni, i've been suffering since, doesn't help that my major is mechanical engineering. I've already failed most all my classes, and i'm ready to die, but a small part of me wants to hold on, but is being suppressed by the rest of me. If you were me, and you were terrified of discussing grades with your parents, what would you do? Would you become an hero?

>>36739358
Why are you failing classes? Is it a result of depression or a lack of motivation?

>>36739382
ADD, depression, and laziness. I thought I could get by with just doing the tests and homework, but it's all come tumbling down around me. I've tried to unfuck my situation, but i'm too late.

>promised myself I would be careful with money this time
>got $100 this morning
>spent $33 on alcohol and $22 on pizza

I'm a fucking retard. And I'm probably going to fail finals. Think I might just kill myself.

>>36739358
>what would you do? Would you become an hero?

This line right here

>Part of me wants to be caught, only passed out

Makes me think that what you really want is help. Go get help. In all honesty, if your parents don't know about this shit, tell them straight-up "I'm seriously depressed and suicidal". Unless they're monsters, they'll probably send you to a shrink.

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My GPA just got dropped down to 2.4

Should I drop out and kill myself?

>>36739595
Killing yourself is never the answer, there's unironically so much more to live for

Directing this at the people who've actually stayed on top of their shit all semester, how do you do it? Especially when you're lazy and the days just slip away so you have to last-minute everything

>>36739816
Bumping this. I'm super invested in my classes for the first two weeks or so of the semester and then my life completely falls apart. By the time finals roll around, I've already given up on life and I'll be happy if I can get Cs in my classes

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>>36727539

>haven't missed a class last two weeks
>studied in groups, people start to notice me and stop to say hi if they see me around
>qt grill that sits near my usual spot said hi to me twice this week
>this morning
>made a few jokes to my buddy about what the lecturer was saying
>she's sitting in front of me
>intented for her to hear them jokes
>turns at me and laughs

Wew lads, all I had to do was to hide my autism and imitate what few people do: ask questions to and listen to what people say. It's fucking working, it was this easy all this time.

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>professor has a bullshit requirement that we have to do five discussion board postings on the readings we do in class, worth 10% of our grade
>haven't done a single one and relegated myself to getting a B+ at most

I don't give a fuck, I don't have the time to write all that bullshit

>>36739862
just dont spent a day without at least reviewing what you learned on your last lecture, or do some practice examples for every course you're taking. You'll feel motivated if you're on a good streak and soon you'll find studying for more hours gets easier/less stressful.

Spent some time finding out what type of study routine is best for you. If its organizing your notes, or its easier to read from a text book, or watching videos first. Organize that shit for every course you're taking and stick to it for a while.

General advice I guess, but try it out. Good luck

>>36739922
I do this for that type of shit. "You have to bring a rough draft for the other students to critique, and you have to critique at least two other student's papers." Fuck you. My classmates are literally retarded (except for one one time), they are barely literate, and diss my paper to shit when they literally are too stupid to understand it. Then they bitch if I point out even one flaw in their paper's arguments or prose. I literally just correct their grammar because apparently they are too autistic to properly use Microsoft office.

Now I just stay home those days even tho we get penalized for missing days, and then penalized even more for missing workshop days.

Normally I try to play by all the rules but I give a big middle finger when the teacher tries to make me discuss with these idiots.

Unless it's a class with cool smartos, which has happened once or twice. Then I'm game.

>>36727539
Finals don't start for two weeks. Got CS2, Foundations of algebra, foundations of analysis and combinatorics. Gonna get a C on CS2 because I am good at math but bad at coding. The rest are just proofs and math, and I am a math major so I should get straight B's like I usually do because I don't know how to get A's

>>36739358
switch to an easier major or something you find more interesting. finishing in a meme major would be better than suicide.

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>Last semester of uni.
>Spent 4 years here.
>Made no friends or formed any meaningful relationships.
>About to enter the "real" world

I'll be honest robots, at this point I've just accepted that people don't want to be around me. I'll wagekek till I die all the while drowning myself in escapism till it's over.

>>36740184
Is there any hope for those of us that graduate college as friendless, kissless virgins? This was supposed to be the most social time of our lives and we still couldn't perform basic social functions. Making friends and meeting women only gets harder once you're an actual adult in the workforce. I'm at the end of my junior year and there doesn't seem to be any hope in sight for me. I told myself that this would be my year and it ended up being exactly the same as the first two

>>36727539
>community college
>went straight into it from high school
>earned really good grades the whole time
>graduating this June with my degree
>have to get an actual job soon
>feeling what I believe is imposter syndrome
>also a perfectionist
>intimacy issues prevent me from really becoming friends with my classmates
>paranoid
>lots of stress
>lots of anxiety
>depressed, but won't admit it to anyone
>taking medication for panic attacks that were impacting my daily life
>have a hard time trying to relax
>no gf
>having an identity crises on top of everything too
>can't open up around family since they're so proud of me for being successful in college and I won't admit to them that I'm broken
>planning on seeing the school's free therapist "soon"
>deep down I know I probably won't go through with it even though I should
>everyone around me is really excited to graduate while I'm dead inside
help, I don't want to be a neet

>curious asian here
Does your uni have grouped classes for the first year?
I mean like here in my uni in the 1st year there's 'classes' like middle school and high school, so it's actually easy to make friends as we also share the same modules.
So its kinda strange to me that you can't make friends during 1st year.

>>36739358 here.
I just tried to hang myself. I got on my rolling chair, and put the noose around my neck. I didn't have the guts to push the chair away, and now I feel like shit. I'm such a fuck up I can't even kill myself properly. Now i'm back on my computer, and need a new way to kill myself, preferably a way for cowards like me.

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>>36740238
You still have one more year than I do friend. Try your best to do whatever it is you have to do to destroy the loneliness. For me, it's not even about being a khv anymore, I just wanted someone that could bear my presence for more than a few seconds to study with me or something.

>>36740328
Call your parents you retard. At least see if they care before offing yourself.

>>36737885

Indeed. Last quarter of grad school, and I cannot wait to leave.

>>36740390
It's 1 in the morning, they're all asleep.

>>36736549
plenty of fish
>>36738693
i'm somewhat good looking, and serendipity
she wanted to go for a drink

>>36733839
>there are different degrees of fraternities, the CHADDIEST ones will be harder to get into because they are so popular, but the smaller ones could be worthwhile. Rushing is worthwhile because you get to meet a lot of people.
>Depending on the college it should be very easy, unless its a dry campus the local bars will rely on underage drinkers to not go under. Getting into bars is easy with a fake, but if you want to buy liquor you'll probably want a friend whos 21
>yes most colleges these days will have a good amount of SJWs and leftwingers. you should be able to ignore them though

>>36740427
They won't give a damn about the time if you're that depressed. Call them.

>>36735372
making friends over the summer is probably hard, but during the school year its definitely possible
if you dont want to join clubs then just find some party going on at night and ask someone for a cigarette then stand and talk. they'll probably be drunk so they wont care that youre autistic, and they wont remember if you make a fool of yourself. you dont even have to get into the party
dont want to smoke cigarettes? youve already fucked your life up at this point lol
t. quasi normie

>Final on electromagnetism in less than a week
>Worth 60%
>20 questions
>Semi confident
Rock me steady

>>36727539
Immunology on thur, then turning in 2 project lab reports (biochem and analytical) then analytical test on sunday seriously wtf) and biochem test on monday or tuesday of next week. Probably going to fail at least 2 of my 4 classes.

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>Have my most crucial final next thursday
>Have a shift that I can't get covered during it
>Cunt of a teacher won't let me reschedule

I'm fucked, I think this means I'm not meant for college.

>>36740752
Anon, school is more important

>>36740818
Not when I'm already late on my rent

>>36738539

>borrowed a whole lot of sources

What do you even mean by this? If you properly sourced everything, you wouldn't be in this mess. If it's just about the main point, demonstrate to him just exactly how you got to 'your' conclusion with your evidence.

>rarely have my life together enough to mess around with girls
>every time I do it ends poorly

I know rejection is part of it but with a low sample size it just looks like I'm 100% undesirable to anyone.

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>going to fail one of my four classes
>going to make at least a D in the other three, no higher than a C
>tfw had a 3.38 gpa last semester now it's going to drop to a 2.5

>>36740931
I had ten minutes until the task was due so I took about 10 different sources from a site and scattered them into my bibliography, mapping them to my own argument. Fucked me over with the similarity percentage on turnitin and he picked me up on that I'm guessing

>>36739358
Realize you are being an over-reacting bitch. I have had similar thoughts before when faced with the prospect of failing classes. Then I realized I was being a soft first world bitch who has never had to deal with real problems and therefore couldnt even handle something so minor. Yeah your parents will rage at you, let it wash over you, do it NOW. Envision it happening, the worst possible outcome. Live through it a hundred times, when you think you are finally good with it, live through it again. Now you will be prepared.

>>36741238
>turnitin
>tfw stress levels skyrocket on the off-chance some nigger wrote something similar to my thing and I wasn't aware of it
>tfw running my assignment through 3 different free plagiarism checkers doesn't even calm me down

>>36729602
This is my life, started this semester so well, couldve gotten straight A's. But I've slowly burned out and now it's the same shit as last semester.

I got 189/230 on my programming final, it brought my 65 up to a 70.99

Mechanics is killing me. I pretty much need an A+ if I want to pass the course with a B which I desperately need. Yet Idk how to fucking study for physics. All they give you is a few equations and then throw you into an abyss of word problems where you have to make the correct assumptions on certain aspects of the problem while using the right equations to spit out an answer. Its fucking overwhelming. Fuck Physics for scientists and engineers textbook. More like Physics for autists. I really need some advice since my mechanics final is in less than a week

>>36741388
*need an A+ on the final

starting a second degree

biochem degree is useless, gonna do a software engineering degree, only have to do 30 out of 40 classes which is nice I guess

I'm sad that I'll be older than others in my classes though

I'm giving a 15 minute speech for my final in 5 hours and I'm gonna nail it.

>>36741820
You got this, I believe in you

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>>36727539
I have a meeting on my attendance today, I don't think it's worth it to go. I tried going earlier and the person was a bitch and told me to wait for my appointment. Clearly it's not that important if they don't want to see me urgently when I go visit early.

If I go I'm just gonna get harassed about my attendance, I'm not willing to tell them about depression and social anxiety so I think it's pointless going. Only downside is my parents will be mad if I miss it and get into trouble, I haven't told them about it.

Pic related.

>>36742221
Attempt to resolve attendance issue by not attending attendance meeting.

sounds like the logical course of action to me

>15 minute indepth stand up presentation on foley artistry in 4 hours
>only did half the slides
>have to choose between living a healthy life or dying prematurely because of sleep deprivation
Uni probably shaved off 15 years of my lifespan already, I can take more punishment.

>>36740265
Just build up the courage to seeing the therapist, therapists have seen many people just like you

>passing all classes.
>been drunk the entire time. Like every single day.
>just got diagnosed with alcoholic fatty liver disease.
>sober up, realise I have no gf or friends despite doing a degree packed with hot young girls.
>want to keep drinking.
>don't even care about degree anymore.

>got into competitive guaranteed med program straight after school
>finally finished undergraduate part
>med school is nearly all normies
>I hate patient interaction
>failed first exam
>haven't studied properly in my life, coasted on intelligence
>don't know how to start
>"self directed learning" makes it worse
>I just want to do pathology or surgery were I don't really have to talk to people that much
I should've done software engineering but I'm too scared to switch because if I do it's nearly impossible to get back in to med.

>>36739922
You go to osu? I had this exact same assignment in a philosophy course

>>36742221
You cant just go talk to an advisor whenever you want without an appointment or walk-in hours you mongoloid

>>36727539
Good degree for someone with no social skills that doesn't want to do CS?

>>36739358
Then kill yourself, if you want to die and spend all day thinking about dying and how nice it would feel to be dead then fucking do it. All because the poor little baby doesn't get good grades because he spends all day jacking off to anime.

But you won't do it because you don't want to die, you're a coward. You fear nothing more than failure because it clashes against your righteous ego. Realize that you're not perfect, you're not better than anyone else, realize that failure is a part of life. The reason you're failing is because you're lazy and no other reason. Stop being a bitch and go tell your parents that you failed, then pick yourself by the bootstraps and keep going.

Have to start writing my final thesis but I'm currently in Erasmus and don't know if I'll be able to. I may take a few extra month, work part-time and write up properly. I'd like to make a book out of it, later on. Anyone has any general recommendation on thesis writing, referencing, whatever may be useful to know.

>>36727539
Already done one, went breddy gud desu, got contract law exactly a week today then I'm free, so I'm feeling good

>>36742735
My advisor was completely useles. She had absolutely no knowledge of the curriculum outside of the basic requirements outlined on the sheet that outlines the major. The told me to take a junior level process dynamics control class my freshman year which was completely retarded.

>>36743852
Advisors are usually like this. My closest professors were the ones who helped me decide my courses.

>>36743996
That's what I've had to resort to. One of my professors actually did undergrad as my major at my school in the 70s so he knows what to take and he actually interacts with students and gets feedback from them as to how classes are so he' pretty knowledgeable. Most undergrad advisors live in their research bubble and only advise because it's either that or teaching a class.

>>36743847
lol i got contract law in a week as well

and other 3 finals sm h

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>>36727539
>tfw spent the last 3 years at community college and going to spend another year here to finally get my associates degree

I'm not transferring to university. School is not for me.

>>36735922
You're probably right anon. All of my hobbies are pretty shitty. I'm probably going to try and go out for music again next semester.

I stopped playing in band when I moved to my new university and honestly I regret it all the time

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>tfw finally graduating
>two degrees
>3.7 GPA
>already have a job I'll be starting in July
>still not content or happy
I still feel inferior though, like grad school is a must. Ive always wanted to go to Law School but am thinking of starting at 27 or so after working for a few years. Is that too old to start?

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>>36727539
I'm having average grades, and all relaxed
Man, I wish I had a good studying habit, I could get pretty good grades

>>36727539
hope u do well

ive started going to classes high as a kite. im sure they are onto me now

>>36736058
Relax misdemeanors go away after awhile

Calculus is kicking my ass because I always fuck up or overthink one part of a long ass equation and I only get partial credit.

I need at least a 65 on the final to pass but I doubt even that. I'm fucked.

>>36742270
thanks, i was stuck in my own autism, i decided to go and it went fine, glad they are off my back now

>Didn't even pass 1 exam last 2 semesters
>have to tell my mother that i did fucking nothing the last year
>suicide.jpg

>>36741820
>>36742218
Checking back in to confirm that I pretty much nailed it. But I'm very nitpicky when evaluating my own presentation so it's pretty much impossible for me to be 100% satisfied with it.

i have no purpose without school

>>36727539
Finals begin June 6 and lasts until 16th

Java, multithreading, some radix sorting
>gonna be eaaasy
Informational security, only thoery
>lets hope i remember all the fuckin ISO27001 fuckshits
Scheme, doing some good old language models and compressing
>probably an E, maybe a D

>>36744329
4 years for associate's oh vey vey, hope it STEM anon

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i have officially dropped out
fuck dude
what am i supposed to do now

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>>36729277
>come here
>instantly adopt a loser mindset
>hopelessness consumes me and my motivations diminishes
>spend 3 more hours on r9k until I go back to my studies
>feel regret

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I'm about to finish my sophomore year and start my history major, but now I'm becoming more interested in evolutionary biology and paleontology. Now I'm not sure if I should continue with my useless degree or add another year or two of college for a slightly less useless degree.

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I am going to have a pizza party with my schools geology club as an end of the year thing. gonna bring snacks from the dollar store.


Then going to the library to review physical geology since the prof made the final open books and open note

>>36727801
lots of philosophy classes satisfy some critical thinking pre req

I took a debate class instead of philo

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>>36728216
>constantly forgetting if I said x to a person or if it was just in my head
You're not alone

>>36748480

I would most certainly at least try the others. Take a bio class or two. I dicked around for like 6 years in college before committing to an english degree... don't do that. Minor in history if you want, that's fine, but maybe don't do it as a major

>>36728216

http://www.socialtransformation.us/social-anxiety/playing-out-conversations-in-your-head/

Don't worry about it :)

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>Thought I failed exam 3 of linear algebra
>this would have put me at like a C- average
>Would have had to get like a 95 on the final to salvage mu grade
>actually got a 96 on exam 3
>mfw

>be me
>be in highschool
>going off to college soon
>this entire thread is terrifying me
>already have bad attendance for my senior year

Can I do this anons?

>>36750077
Probably. Any other questions?

Gonna drop out of my first year math course and go into clearing this august, any advice?

>>36750077
>Show up
>Do homework
>Read

That's ALL you need to do. If you go to graduate school, that's all you need to do. If you go to graduate school for physics, engineering, biochemistry, literal rocket science that's all you need to do.

>>36750532
is a masters worth it?

Is there any other robot in warwick?

>>36750718
Do research about what your field specifically pays, what kind of opportunities it grants, and how much the graduate degree costs.

>>36750714
It is actually hard/

>>36750741
Can you keep a planner?

>>36750862
I am too deep in nogf feels

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Second semester of foodchemistry here.
Loving it so far. All the lectures are pretty chill and I have no problem understanding things (for now).
My lecture-free time will be filled with labwork from 8am to 6pm tho, that kinda sucks. But im optimistic that it will be interesting.

As I heard there are just 16 people left in foodchemistry. Will be pretty comfy when I just have lectures and labwork with 16 people.

>that feel when I have a cold and diarehhea at the same time
>it's my university reading day, and I need it as much as possible.

>>36750878
You'll probably get your attention caught on something retarded and miss out on

>Scholastic achievement
>Career connections
>Involvement on campus
>Physical recreation

Have you looked at options besides college?

>>36750999
I know that I failed everything an undergraduate can fail like career stuff or good grades, but I still dont are about anything rather than gf.

>>36751069
Either get your priorities straight or save yourself a lot of money and don't bother with college

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>done with school
>didn't go to my finals or the last several weeks of uni

going to go to be an electrician

>>36729396
>First year

>No friends

iktf

I don't want to go to uni /b/ros. Will I make it in life?

>>36751268
tech school, apprenticeship, or nepotism?
i'm in more or less the same boar

>>36751309
Get a trade degree. Even brainlets can do it and make decent money

>>36739101
hey bb I'm here now

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>last day of school today
>professor puts more online homework and quiz
>"it's short I promise"

took me 2 hours, just finished it so I don't need to think about it


>>36751309
navy or chairforce for brainlets

I did 4 years because I thought I couldn't get married with the months on being on ship and shit. Still haven't even tried to find waifu...coulda stayed in 4 more years.

>>36753408
tfw can't enlist because of "suicidal tendencies"
united states armed forces gay

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Just finished another essay I cranked out in 3 days
Finally feel relaxed
>hey btw here's this 6 page take home final due in 2 days
At least it's take home but at the same time they gave me very little time to write this shit

>been studying for 43 days now
>10 hours a day
>feel like i dont know anything and wont pass
getting really tired of this shit

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>Graduating this friday
>Already have interview next week

Don't know how to feel! I mean it's good that I already have an opition but talking to my Professors/Parents they said that I have the ability to be picky. This job requires a Bachalors degree, while I am getting my Masters on Friday.

>>36727539
>Raw total 84%
>Weighted total 65%
Fuck Professors who do this, fuck them so much.

>>36754826
Wait, you got curved to a lower grade?

First year in uni for applied mathemathics:
> got a very good group of friends
> get insane grades
> known as the smart guy
> still kv though
Somethings never change I guess

>>36753750
No wonder if you studying 10 hours a day, your brain needs a break anon.

>Worried about passing super important class
>Not doing great on tests
>In last 2 weeks professor gave us a dickload of bonus work out of nowhere
>Do far better than expected on last test

>Went from 62% to 78% after test + bonus
>Only need 25% on final to get a C
>Need 80% on final to get a B

ez living bois

getting closer to necking myself each day

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At the moment, my life is too comfortable, even tho we are all squeezed in a dump of an apartment with only my dad working a minimum wage job. I'm indifferent with wasting my youth away and potential away, in a way, my conscious or ego criticizes me for it but then my action says that I welcome it.

I'd actually to work for this summer, no uni class, no excuse. The thing is that I'm 21 and I've never worked an entry level minimum wage job, the closest thing that I've done is helping around my parents' convenience store back when they still had it, restocking, keeping tabs on inventory, very rarely working the counter, and that was 4 years ago.

How should I go about writing my first resume and finding a first job? I can't do too much heavy lifting due to medical condition and I'd like to keep the job when I'll be back at the uni (i.e. weekend shift). I feel like a giant baby.

>passed all my courses this semester
>bro-ing the professor I'll be doing my thesis with pretty hard
>mentioned today how I like that I can have a friendly relationship with my professors
>says she is different and we are all humans anyway
What a fucking great professor and person she is.

>>36756444
you ought to not flaunting that around on a women despising toad board

>>36753750
You're not studying effectively. I guarantee it.

T. grad student

i miss college so much. it was so easy and there was so much free time. long breaks too. life afterward is definitely much, much worse.

but at least i don't have to see such attractive girls every day, that always depressed me.

>>36755626
do you drink much?

at your age, you might not yet be a lost cause. get drunk and approach some girls.

>>36756616
got some insights on that to share, senpai?

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>>36735022
iktf man and i cant even find a job so im going to be spending my entire day in my room.

>>36755234
Yep, got fucked over hard. The motherfucker weighs stuff so that if you don't do great on the midterm/final you're fucked.

>>36729364
I told myself this after going from high school to starting uni nothing fucking changed and I'm pretty sure I'll end up friendless until I kill myself

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>>36756444
>3 lab finals done
>last paper just finished
>3 finals to go

I can finally sleep tonight since finals are next week

>>36753750
You sure have been posting a lot in these threads though. Stop being so Asian and chill about your grades

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>parents ask me what I'm learning in school
>can barely think of an answer because my major is history

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>taking final
>professor asks if I'm doing okay
>say yes
>actually not because I left half the test blank
heh, nothin personal...

Mfw I could have not even taken every final and still passed with decent grades because I do my hw like a good boy

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holy fucking fucking shit I passed by 0.46%

completely guessed on most of the final, too

>>36727539
>tfw could've taken philosophy psychology or sociology for a social science requirement in college
>tfw ended up taking criminal justice and economics instead

I wish I had been less stupid, academia is rigged in favor of money anyway but still I wish I had been less stupid

>>36727539
Big ass exam tommorow at 11. currently 10:47 here. Still half to learn like half of it (i learned the half in the last 4 hours so not bad) but im getting tired.

Should I stay up to learn it all, risk sleeping in or being tired taking the exam?

OR

Wake up early as fuck and study more and go to sleep now, lose a little sleep but can adjust

OR

go to sleep soon, wake up fully rested and study a bit before the test and hope my well rested bonus helps me

Plz help anons

>>36759955
lmao i kek'd

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What do you do if you skipped most of your classes and you GPA fell below 3.0 ?

Could use some (you)'s. Got a final at 9am tmrw. Barely at a C and the class has a 60% fail rate. Final is worth 50% of grade.

>>36760979
(Yhew)

>>36742430
They have no appointment walk-in hours tomorrow and I still don't know if I'm able to do it yet. fellow robots, please help convince me that I should go to the therapist.

Final project due in 3 hours and I just started

haha

I'm going to graduate soon, now I have to figure what I'm going to do after.

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>There are people on /r9k/ who are smart/rich enough to attend a university
>They call themselves robots

>>36761819
this desu
smartfags are normalfags

>>36729538
>tfw fell for the college meme in high school
>didn't try making friends or anything because "college will be better"
>get to college
>everyones just as shitty but now it's worse because no adult supervision
wish I'd just let myself enjoy hs, college makes me want to kill myself

>>36761819
>>36761870
Its not even that, robots can be smart, and I think usually are, they just don't have the ability to show up to class b/c of anxiety, or do homework b/c no concentration, atleast thats how it was for me

>>36761819
it doesn't take half a brain to get into anything but ivy league or mit

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>>36733500
3.67 Comp Sci, I just wanna make sure I keep things in perspective.

>>36760914
Do better next semester. This semester was horrendous for me and my GPA dropped to a 2.7. It's only my second semester but still feels bad man. Anything lower then a 3.3 in Accounting and you're going to be laughed at when you apply to a job.

>over a 3.8 overall GPA for my whole time at college
>still feel empty inside

ok so the semester is over and the girl i've been dating is coming over on saturday to drink with me. how do i know its the right time to make the move

>>36762103
>I've been dating
>How do I know it's the right time to make a move
She's obviously interested since she's fucking dating you, especially if she's wanting to get drunk with you. Just make our with her or something, grab her tits and let it go from there. You got past the hardest part anon, asking her out.

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What's the thing you do that doesn't necessarily get you out of the hole of procrastination and lack of motivation, but gives you a stepping stone?

>>36762136
I know its just i really dont want to fuck this up it was legit incredible i got this far desu asking her out,

its just idk when to start making moves i dont want to make the move when we're both really drunk thats just pathetic imo

>>36762060
Thing with accounting though is even if you have under a 3.3ish, you can still probably get in with a smaller firm with a lesser pay. After 5 or so years, your experience is the only thing that matters when applying to a bigger firm, GPA is thrown out the window.

Don't ignore your GPA anon, strive for a 3.3+ but you're not completely fucked if you end up below it

>>36762234

It sounds corny, but I do a little cleaning. It's nice to not have to look at clutter and dustbunnies.

>>36762234
I shitpost until I only have just barely enough time to do my assignment before riding the wave of anxiety and stress to create a quality product in a short amount of time.
>It barely works and I hate myself

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>>36739816
>>36739862
Have ways of keeping yourself accountable, have a solid consistent way of tracking what you've done, keep a calendar I keep 3 different ones on my phone, also try to keep a consistent schedule do a little bit of work everyday. The lazy days you just kinda gotta do something even just 5 mins look at the material, answer a question, anything is better then nothing.

Try to keep stuff around that keeps you motivated, it can all become pointless if you don't remember why you're doing it. Keep the feeling of helplessness if its really bad you'll never want to feel it again.

The first step is really wanting to change and doing something, the more you try the more you'll figure out what you need to be successful.

I've fucked up. I can't remember how to do any of the maths or AC analysis and exams start in 5 days.

My exam is due to an hour. I already made cheat sheets and everything.. I just hope they won't give a different subject.

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>Professor has a deal that if you have perfect attendance you get a 10% boost on your final
>Gone to class sick multiple times but dealt with it
>Puke in the morning
>Not stopping me cunt
>Go anyways
>Puke mid class
>Teacher tells me to leave
>Just took final
>Gave me a 10% boost anyways and messaged me saying I was the only person in the class that was even close
t-thanks

>>36762615
>Puke mid class
shit son, that's dedication right there

>>36762742
nigga that's a 10% boost, a B would become an A. I'm not letting my piece of shit wimp stomach get in the way of my education.

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>taking calc 1 soon
>did nothing but memorize in precalc
>basically all self taught too
How fucked am I?

>>36762768
Godspeed anon, you're destined for great things

>>36762447
alright, I will try and do that

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>tfw you made the mistake of majoring in History
>tfw at the end of your Junior year and still don't know what the fuck you're going to be doing for the rest of your life

>>36762803
calc 1 is easier than pre calc. Calc 2 is hard as fuck though

>>36762888
I've always wondered how people in useless majors think
Like do they not consider the future at all? Sure, some assume they'll teach, but what about the rest?
I can't name a single in-demand job for history

>>36762953
I switched from Computer Science after my first semester after I failed fucking precalc and realized that I'm terrible at math. Since then I've been coasting along (classes are all piss easy so long as you regurgitate the liberal shit the professor wants to hear from you) but I honestly have no idea what I want to do with myself. I feel like I'd be a terrible teacher (worked at a summer camp for one summer and realized that kids are fucking animals) so that option goes out the window, plus I'm already so burned out from studying that I doubt that grad school is for me. The career counselors at my school are retards and gave me zero worthwhile advice even after two separate meetings

>>36762891
taking it for the second time this summer.FUCK calc 2. If I can muster a C, ill be so happy.I just wanna pass and move to calc3/diffy Eq

>>36763022
It would probably be for the best if you switched majors to something more practical anon. Business degrees usually don't require much high level math (I had to take pre-calc and business statistics as my highest for accounting. I suck at math too but if you work your ass of and go to tutoring often you can make it).

>>36735682
>Why does good shit never happen lads?
Because you are not doing anything that would make it happen. Did you expect her to guess that you want to go grab some coffee?

>>36728384
Chem student here, I agree that organic chem is difficult to understand.

>It's another "Anon stays up past 3 am browsing 4chan before starting his work"

Getting kinda tired of this one.

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>>36764605
>tfw I just missed a due date because I was shitposting
At least the instructor only takes away 10% if it's less than a week late and I didn't really need it on this assignment.

>>36727539
>hank god next semester is my last.
killing yourself anon?

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>started community college in the spring
>feel alone and invisible in all my classes
>try to speak but no words come out
>let everyone down in group projects
>no friends
its going great

>>36729700
i did this, but no one ever wants to add me anyway

>>36740752
call in sick dude srsly

Every year the last two months I start to fuck everything up because I become extremely lazy

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>walking to class
>girl in front of me with a fat ass wearing leggings
>just watching her ass move and jiggle while she walks
>she goes up some stairs
>I follow her
>position myself so my face is close to her ass so I can get a real nice look
>had to do everything within my power to not pull down her leggings and start eating her ass right then and there

I need help

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>finished all my exams
>basically graduated at this point
>unemployed

>>36765127
just take some time off, fuck getting a job right away

>tfw 2 marks short on the final from getting an A in the course

I am very upset.

Yeah I have feasibly enough time to maybe pass my assignments, but I self sabotage.
I set up a countdown thing for the deadline, and take away sleep and class time to see how many possible hours I have to work on it (literally this second it's 43 hours to complete my thesis and study for 4 exams)

>>36738539
You didn't plagarize shit, you just committed academic dishonesty.

I'm an admitted solicitor with 5 qualifications (BA, LLB, Dip Langs, Grad Dip, LLM) and pretty much do this all the time. Its fine. Just deny it.

Unless you did something retarded like improperly cite something written by someone at the uni or a personal friend of the academic or whatever.

Like, you'll be fine if you don't confess. Everyone knows turnitin is a meme.

Don't be fucking honest, holy shit, worst idea.

Tip for the future of course, is when the source you're citing to back up a point you're making has cited several sources in making ITS conclusion on that particular point, just help yourself to those sources. Don't just throw in random shit, because if anyone knows those sources they'll cuck you hard if you're using them wrong.

I really need a math tutor ;-; someone help a struggling fembot who sucks at fundamental maths

>>36739638
>there's unironically so much more to live for

not even the guy you're responding to but this is fucking stupid I'm sick of this argument

>I flog myself into the ground for years working 16 hour days between uni and work
>get decent grades
>am a cyborg so I can function around normans
>kicked in the guts repeatedly because I lack sufficient nepotism points
>work my arse off only to get burned
>get constantly molly-coddled by friends because they think that any time I'm not bursting at the seams with happiness it means that I'm a cripplingly depressed wreck.
>these people have had everything handed to them because they have shekels and connections
>I actually have to work for things
>"Lol it will be fine hahahahaha"

ANGERY

So don't sit around here and faff around and say "omg there's so much to live for!!!!" Literally what? Flogging myself into the ground so I can beat other people? That's basically the only reason I have any desire to live. So in a way I suppose you're right, the fact that I want to destroy people that I don't like because I have a massive chip on my shoulder and am insanely bitter IS a reason to live, I guess you're right.

Wow, really got my noggin joggin

go fuck yourself

>adderall plug ran dry when I need it the most
>gonna have to try and get it from a doctor but I'd probably be prescribed anti-depressants instead

not gonna make it bros

>>36765689
I would, but I'm a programming tutor and can barely into math

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>take midterm
>feel like I did absolutely amazing and everything I did was correct
>week later today, get midterm back
>its an F

This hurts more than knowing I was going to fail
Surprise F's are soul crushing

>Finals start in 11 days
>Have done some revision over the last month, but not nearly enough to make up for the previous half year of apathy
>If I revise close to 24/7 from now on I might just be able to salvage things
>Know that I don't have the discipline to do that

>doing master
>getting HD's in all assignments
>get first exam back (worth 50% of unit)
>55%
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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>2 weeks to go, don't feel like doing anything aside from preparing for finals
>have 2 essays due

fuck

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>>36765057
>fap to at least 5 classmates in small college classes of 15-25 people
>hopefully I never say outloud "i fapped to you last night while studying"

Anyone have an experience joining a club or society in their 3rd or 4th years of uni?

Even though this is my first year I've been feeling like shit and barely been able to hand in any assignments and have a feeling I'm not getting into 2nd year. I hate uni so much and I'm so tired of being a khv should I just kms during summer?

>tfw no gf
asjdkashdiwheacbashjc

>>36760383
Wake up early

>>36765660
Hey are you still around?

>>36764894
If they tried to get it covered then calling in sick will likely get them fired.

>>36762768
What the fuck kind of class gives a 10% boost for attendence?