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>reading sisters diary
>she keeps talking about some guy called W.K
>she writes how much she wants to be with him etc
>don't think much of it for the next week
>just realized it could stand for Will Parker (my name)
>not sure if I should act on this
W.P seems like pretty common initial. My sister is not a freak like me. There's no way it could be me, right?
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>>36955941
Probably not but maybe try and make out with her a little tomorrow and see if shes into it?
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>>36955941
try flirting with her you will get your answer by her reaction.
>tfw no sister that writes about you in her diary
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Nigga just got done watching breaking bad where Hank finds the chemists diary and wanted to LARP on r9k hahaha
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>>36955999
How do I come onto her without it seeming fucked up if it's not me
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>>36955999
Kek wills it. OP. do it.
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bad news, OP
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>>36956055
Just straight up ask her if she thinks youre hot/atractive. either shes into it and you get your first clue or she thinks its super weird and you quickly do a super lame flex with ur noodle arms and pretend it was a joke. worst case she thinks ur her lame older bro, best case you have a decent idea as to whether shell let you empty your balls into her.
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In the case that this is serious, just wait it out and see if she starts getting clingier with you.
Also keep an eye on her diary to see if she writes out any plans she has to get closer to you, then try and see if she pulls those on you in real life
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Masturbate so she can hear or catch you.
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>>36956047
Where were you when hank found out Willy wonka was behind all the crimes
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>>36955941
Post pics of you and her
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>>36955941
>W K
>Will Parker
are you autistic son?
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>>36955941
>tease her with something
>cock showing through shorts
>something she can write about
>if you find the scenario in her diary that you did but instead with W.P then it's you.
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>>36956547
fucking lmao, OP BTFO
your sick fantasies will never come true, now stop invading her privacy
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>>36956385
Rolling for this
dokuji
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>>36955941
>W.K
>will parker
op is fucking retarded
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>>36955999
Great advice here
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>>36955941
Congratulations on getting your self kicked out of your parents house for trying to make a move on your kin. Also why are you reading your sisters dairy??
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>>36957000
>>36956547
>>36957760
I'm going to keep an eye on this thread for further news/mistaken identity hilarity.Also if some of you are autistic enough to dox OP
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