>"Dude tk me 2 da mall?

English you fucking satan spawn wannabe

>>37104513
Why dont you skateboard there, you little shit?

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>>37104513
>licks lips
>unzips
>say "make it drip"

>>37104513
>okie doke :DD
>I know a shortcut that'll cut us through all this traffic
>*drives to unpopulated area and strangles her to death*

>feeliorino when it will never be 2004-2009 again

glad I had my share of emo/alt/goth gf's, it's too late now my brah's, we lost 'em

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>>37104513
These girls gave the best head

>tfw when it will never be 2006 again

>>37104680
kill yourself originally normalfaggot

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>>37104680
>feeliorino when I made it through 2004-2017 completely gf-less

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>>37104732
>made it through 94-17 with no gf

>>37104754
Wasn't counting my date of birth by the way. Just the beginning year of the 'missed out' era he used.

>>37104728
>been here over 10 years
>get called out by 2017 /r9k/ for being a normie
where the fuck do you think we are ? are you even trying ?

>>37104732
let's look at the relatively bright side, you're not missing out on too much right now. the game sucks, if it weren't for my long term relationship I bet I wouldn't even go looking for a new girl at the moment. it's not-so worth it right now. might as well put effort into your own life and see what's available when the time comes. might seem like shitty advice and you dont have to take it just like that, but just take a guys view into consideration who has seen both sides of the coin, and how the coin flipped between your aforementioned 2004 and 2017. i hope things will get better

lol u tk him 2da bar|?
i saw this in the rules but i dont know what it means

>>37104919
Yeah what the fuck does it mean, I think gook moot needs to update the rules because no one talks like that

>>37105005
gook moot needs to give the reins back to moot and moot needs to stop being a fag

>>37104919
It's a really oldfag meme. I've been here since 2006 and I barely remember it. Only an OG from 2004/2005 will understand it.

lol u tk him 2da mall?

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check these sweet dubs my man

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>>37105100
ya nailed it, wcyd

>>37105062
2013 here
what was /b/ like back then? was it really all child porn?

>>37104870
That's hardly shitty advice. Most norms would say things like... just go outside, just stop caring about it and it'll happen somehow, get a haircut, dude it's easy lol

>>37104513
Wha- no you little normie. Go home and play on your fancy Nintendo or somthing. Scram!

>>37105100
Why is this gif not moving. You tricked me dub-man.

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>>37104870
>the game sucks

Maybe for you, but I'm fucking a new girl every night. Maybe you're just below average and your gf settled for you. Don't claim the game sucks just because youre not scoring

>>37105145
yeah that's what they'd say indeed, gets old doesn't it ?

maybe they're even right and you'd have a gf for a month or two. the huge-ass catch they're not seeing is that you'll be working pretty hard trying to get that knife out of your back in a few weeks. that doesn't mean we should turn bitter and forget women as a whole, just stay realistic and do what we want to do, channeling efforts into worthwhile pursuings rather than a shallow tinder bitch and see where it goes from there. it's not ideal but it's the time we're in.

the great difference is between inserting benis in vagina and an actual relationship that spans across many years and takes work. you can fuck with the former but don't be fooled just like that. attention can be addictive and numbing your senses telling you to bail the fuck out

>>37105136
Nah, that's just a meme. I never saw any cp back then. Instead it was a lot of combo threads where the first 3 images form a picture. A lot of longcat is long memes, cockmongler, etc. As shitty as /b/ was back then, it's exponentially better than it is now. I browsed /b/ out of curiosity a few months ago and every thread was "trips decides what I text her" and other underage normie garbage.

>>37105394
>I browsed /b/ out of curiosity a few months ago and every thread was "trips decides what I text her" and other underage normie garbage.
that actually sounds like an improvement. last time i went there it was only porn

>>37105288
>Maybe for you, but I'm fucking a new girl every night.

this is terrible bait since you've just proved my point. getting laid every night with some different std-consumed slut isn't something you can compare to an actual relationship that spans across a lot of years. you're really just showing that girls are indeed willing to do some nasty shit rather than settling down right now. that's cool, as long as you don't get it twisted.

you gotta work on your accuracy, you're still a small time baiter

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>>37105503
>you're really just showing that girls are indeed willing to do some nasty shit rather than settling down right now

Funny. I have a gf, I just swipe right when she's not around and get my fix of nasty tinder sluts. My gf a virgin and we're waiting til marriage

You just proved my point that you're a bitter incel LARPing by getting that ass blasted

>>37104513
Whose lost child is this

>>37106184

I googled "sk8r g1rl" and found it. I was looking for Avril Lavigne photos cuz I'm listening to all her songs rn, and saw this picture.

I saw potential for a thread, saved it and here we are.

>>37105731
>somebody looks down upon your shitty bait
>LOL ASSBLASTED

refer to my last post, you're small time.

what even is the point of threads like these?

>>37104527
>sides

originaroo

>>37104513
>ok kid
>drop the fucker off and leave him

>>37104513
Fuck off, I'm not going to tk you, I don't want to get kicked.

>>37104513
If I beat you in a game of SKATE will yoube my gf?

>>37104527
This, this is my new insult

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>>37106335
>replies to my post almost 45 minutes later
>repeats the same sentiment

Refer to my last post, you're assblasted

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>>37104527
>taking an old meme seriously
>being this much of a newfag

>>37104680
subcultures based on depression and suicide obv wouldn't last long