>tfw want to get a Realdoll Should I do it, boys?

>>37104665
seems expensive, you sure you don't wanna settle for one of those 20 lbs of pussy and ass type things?

How much are they and where can you buy them?
I see a lot of chink one's for pretty cheap on the bay

This is some unsettling Uncanny Valley shit. I'd fuck it.

you dont need a 100 lbs of rubber to fuck. When you get tired of jerking off, hire an escort for the night. yeah, you'll feel stupid after you cum for spending $150 to cum in a condom, but you'll totally think its worth it while you are fucking her.

plus, any woman who finds out that you fuck a 100 lb rubber doll will never ever ever fuck you.

you can keep the escort a secret, a rubber doll will be found

As someone who owns two fleshlights and haven't used either in about 5 years I can tell you that prep, clean up, and storage is a bitch. I can only imagine how bad it will be for a whole fake person.

What a goofy thing to want to buy. You could arrange a green card marriage for the price.

>>37104665
Do it.
No complaining or children and no more extra money out of pocket except powder and lube.

Only downsides are no personality, pain in the ass to hide if guest come over and no second player on video games.

its only worth it if you have money falling out of your ears.

>expensive
>tedious to clean and maintain
>gets moldy/dirty real fast if you're lazy
>difficult to conceal
>awkward to carry around

Just buy a slave

>>37104800
apparently there are loli doll versions too. can't hire that kind of hooker without going to a 3rd world country

>>37104743
I can't snuggle with 20 lbs of pussy and ass.

>>37104765
From the Realdoll website. After selecting all the options I'd want it comes out to $7,524. I guess that's not too bad. Better than trying to be a normie and wasting money on girls who will never love you.

>>37104800
The escort leaves after you fuck her. Not for me. I want something I can fuck and snuggle with.

>>37104805
I have a Dani Daniels vagina sleeve and it's not that bad.

>>37104809
>implying I'd ever want to marry a bitch knowing she's just using me for citienship instead of actually loving me

>>37104821
I kinda have that.

>>37104822
Please anon, I have all the time in the world and would care for my doll waifu to the highest degree.

just wait for 10 years and get a sexbot. you have to save up money though

>>37104665
You should take off that faggoty tripcode you retarded reddit piece of shit. Alternatively just fucking kill yourself.
>>37104765
>>37104809
You retards should do the same.

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>>37104665
wouldn't it honestly just be cheaper to get a hooker? How long would that thing even last? Plus you have to clean it and maintain it, its bound to get dusty if you store it in a closet.

>>37104884
We already have the technology for realistic sexbots, but if they ever jit the market they'll cost upwards of $100,000

>>37104903

The point of a sex doll is the take away all of the pressure away from sex.

-no need to look nice
-no worries about cumming too soon
-no worries about embarrassing yourself
-no risks of falling for a sting operation, no risks of disease, no risks of falling for a crazy, no risk of falling for a trap (she's there to rob/kidnap/murder you with the help of her friends)

>>37104902
Too lazy.

>>37104903
I'd keep her on my bed. I don't have any visitors anyway so she wouldn't have to be hidden. As to your hooker question, it would be, but she'd leave after the ordeal, an emotional hit I don't think I can take.

>>37104946
>no need to look nice

its a fucking hooker she doesnt care so long as you have money

>no worries about cumming too soon

so jerk off before hand

>no worries about embarrasing yourself

again, its a hooker, she doesnt give a fuck

>no risks of falling for a sting op

well, you got me there

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>>37104782
It's photoshopped to shit, obviously. You don't get a good sense of a product from a still image taken and edited by a professional photographer who gets paid to promote the product, you need to actually see the product IRL for yourself or at least an unedited youtube video taken with a mid-range phone

>>37104947
>too lazy
It took more effort to put it on than it would to take it off you fucking idiot. Hell, it took more effort to write "Too lazy." than it would've to mouse over the tripcode and hit backspace. End your retard life.
Aren't you supposed to be 18 to be here?

>>37104946
that's not true. people who buy these dolls tend to use them as surrogate companions. i don't think anyone buys them just to get off and only that. they often watch movies with them and roleplay

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>>37104665
I've been there OP but have patience
In some years these lovedolls will be super realistic robots and almost indistinguishable from 3d girls which means you don't have to move them around like a dead body when you fuck them. just imagine waking up to pic related every single day before beeing greeted with something like "good morning handsome"
patience friend

also I need to move out of my parents house before I get one

>>37104902
Complaining about tripcodes has never in the history of time accomplished anything. You literally make more tripfags with all your bitching because a lot of these guys think it is funny.

>>37104866

>7k
holy shit i don't have that much neetbux

wouldn't a chink one do just the same? all you tryna do is bust a nut

imagine having to move

>dragging a human-sized doll to the van in a bag / box
>i-i'll come b-back for the rest later

>>37105010
Real talk, how many threads are you watching on /b/ right now?

>>37104987
>he's so triggered he took the effort to write an entire post detailing how triggered he is

>>37105004
I agree. I want one for the fucking, but I also want a companion. And I'm too much of a loser to get an actual, real woman to be that for me.

>>37105008
Same. I need to move out first before pulling the trigger.

>>37105010
This.

>>37105027
I'm not just trying to bust a nut though. I want a friend.

>>37104947
Be sure to tuck her in.

>>37105008
>feminist hackers (keked hard while typing this) hack the doll intelligence updater cloud and put in feminist rhetoric for the next update
>your doll is saying how much she loves you
>next moment you put your hand on her lap and she starts screaming HELP IM BEING RAPED

kek

>hire prostitute
>have to make small talk

>buy sex doll
>no need to be good at conversation

>>37105053
>triggered
>>>/pol/

>>37105060
I will, anon. I will love her very much.

>>37105066
How did they know my fetish, minisatan?

>>37105051
I'm honestly preferring /bant/ over /b/

>>37105075
>buy sex doll
>have to spend time scraping your semen out of its rubber vagina after every use

>feminists are now prostitutes also

top kekkle

http://www.express.co.uk/news/world/779841/Sex-robot-brothel-Lumidolls-Barcelona-prostitutes-complain-police

>>37105151
Or you can just pull out and cum on her qt face. But I'd cum inside every time. Still, the time spent scraping out semen doesn't seem bad. I'd talk to her and it would be like a bonding experience.

>>37105066
just turn her off

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>>37105149
Holy shit he responded completely seriously.
How emotionally underaged can you be?

>>37105151

or use a condom. Even women use condoms when they masturbate with a dildo/vibrator.

>>37105172
Doing that to an actual woman is more fun desu. I like to play semen golf when I jizz and pull out then swing my cock so my load arcs and try to hit her mouth or bellybutton or nipples.

>>37105158
LOL
fuck, let's hope automation will solve the feminist issue once and for all.

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real dolls are too expensive and heavy

100 cm dolls are best dolls

dolls have metal 'bones' and wire tip fingers. these can break and bend and snap if you are not careful. dolls are good for companionship roleplay but not fucking every day.


but pipedream's 20 lbs of pussy and ass is more convenient and easier to manipulate and good for everyday fucking if you have simplify cleanup with an anema kit and an air pump.


pipedream also has the 'fuck me silly 2' which is a full torso which is the best of both: convenience and fullsized shape/feeling/fuckability. it has no legs/arms or head but those are all useless on a doll anyways and it actually makes a better body pillow for cuddling/sleep than any body pillow or full fledged doll.

-professional doll fucker

>>37105195
I miss guars in elder scrolls games.

>>37105215
>spending 8k to feel nothing

yeah no thanks

>>37105239
Kill yourself, normie faggot I fucking hate you.

>>37105257
Hmmm. Will look into the things you mentioned.

>>37105279
That's a shame. I like you.

>>37105262
Play eso, you can even ride a guar

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QUESTION: Would it be possible to commission a realdoll of Goliath from Gargoyles? Money isn't an issue for me, I can easily drop more than the regular price. What's the odds that they'd do it?

>>37104665

>tallest body is 5'10"

what if i want a 6'5"+ doll?

>>37105369
>what if i want a 6'5"+ doll?

enjoy 200 lbs+ of dead weight.

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>>37104665
Sup Op

I paid $2k for my doll
>pic related

Its a chinese doll.
Shes 5,1" and weights 90lbs.

t b h, If i had $8k to spend, Id just buy 4 differnt dolls from china, instead of just 1.
Real Dolls are made better, in almost every sense possible, but Still, this is my 5th doll from the same Chinese vendor, and I will continue to use them. Last doll lasted almost 2 years, and she only got ruined do to my negligence. The one before her only lasted a few months, but again, negligence on my part.

>>37105431
did u fuk her in her butthoel

>>37105342
>orders the most realistic one possible
>manufacturer agrees says he loves that cartoon too
>month goes by
>two
>finally get a ring from the parcel delivery service
>they show up with a giant wooden crate
>takes 3 guys to get it in your home
>you rush them out the door
>open the front of the crate in a hurry with immense excitation
>packing peanuts flow onto the floor like a river of styrofoam
>then you see it for the first time
>it's fucking carved out of stone
>it is holding a plaque that reads "daytime model"

The fact that people still care about sex is retarded.

>>37105431
Holy shit do you have Kik or something so that we can talk more about this? That one is cute and I would buy her in an instant.

>Not waiting for the future with advance Ai.

>Wanting sex bots to look like 3D pigs.

>>37104665
>$7200

Fuck that, I'd rather just buy an actual escort a few times over that. Shit I could get a literal porn star 5 times over and fly her directly to my house for that price.

>>37105498
everyone does, just not everyone gets it and have to resort to dolls.
I'm not complaining though, I had a doll fetish since I was a kid. I used to steal my sisters barbies and suck on their tits while I fapped and came on them and threw them away.
I always wanted one of the display mannequins as a kid but never got one. These love dolls is a dream come true for me

>>37105589
This anon speaks truth. I would always steal barbies, strip them naked, open their legs and have them "ride" me. I'd cum on them and throw them away. I get erections touching the female mannequins in stores and having a sex doll would be a dream come true.

>>37105482
Despite how hilarious that would be, that would make me go fucking postal.

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>>37105466
Multiple times a day since I got her, yeah.
>pic related

>>37105652
PLEASE GIVE ME CONTACT INFO SO THAT WE CAN TALK MORE REEEEEEEEE

>>37105650
It would make my year to see that headline.

>>37105652
>lower body has the skin tone and pubes of a black man
>Caucasian looking hands

Explain yourself.

guys

you know what would be cool?

this + VR

holy shit, think about it

>>37105718
>this + VR
>holy shit, think about it


its not, they are too clunky still.

pipedream 20 lbs of ass or 'fuck me silly' torso is more managable with vr

>>37105714

the white robot got cucked by the nig behind him.
his doll got blacked.

>>37105718
You could achieve the same result with and electric dick pumper and vr.

>>37105431
holy shit...

>what vendor?
>cost?
>how did she come packaged?
>maintainance?
>where do you keep her?
>how often do you fuck her?
>picture of vagina and butthole?
>also those eyes are amazing, more please

btw

lovense vibe + doll/torso/etc = waifu that vibrates in sync to your music

>>37105652
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuck that must feel god-tier

what was it like the first time you fucked it

do you feel like you'd be more confident fucking a real woman now

>>37104665

Seems like a good idea until you get one and realize you just spend thousands of dollars on a doll sized fleshlight

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>>37105524
>>37105681
If its cool with you, Id prefer to stay anon. But you can AMA.

>>37105589
>>37105649
>>37105782
Im not even attracted to real women anymore. When I was kid , I used to get serious hard ons for barbies, mannequins, statues, female action figures, ect. As i got older, Id buy barbies to violate and wrap around my dick while I fapped. Id cum all over them. by the time I was 16 i had almost 50 barbies under my bed to rape. I didnt even need porn. In 2008 i found out sex dolls were a thing. Everything sexually Id ever dreamed of existed. Evertime I fuck my doll, which on days off have reached up to 20 times, Im living out my fetish. Ive had sex with real women, and they dont compare. Not even close.

>>37105714
PFFFT. I wish my lower half resembled that of a black man, if you catch my drift. Also its called lighting.

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>>37105736
Couldn't you do at least some male-top positions where VR provides the illusion in the form of graphics?

eg

doggy style (while physical doll is not moving, in VR she could have head movements, moving her hands up and down the bed, throwing her hair, etc)

against wall (same shit, physical doll IRL doesn't really have to move, with VR helmet you can't see much IRL anyways, but in VR it could simulate small movements)

table/counter/surface, flat on back, etc.

Just saying there are some positions where, even though the doll is lifeless, VR can animate it without too much disjunction between IRL and VR. Girl top positions (cowgirl, chair, bj etc) obviously wouldn't work for a while

Do any of you doll owners feel some emotional attachment to your dolls?

>>37105826
>20 times
what the fuck man..

>>37104665
>"Real Doll"
>absolutely nothing realistic about its features or proportions

Really makes you think.

Are straight guys' expectations of women really this far off? No wonder none of you can get laid.

>>37105257
Any of the fuck me silly dolls with a head? I have an amputee fetish, so this would get me diamond hard

>>37105898
t. i settle for roast beef

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>>37105826
Your doll is seriously so fucking hot. You're lucky as fuck for being able to fuck her whenever you want. Where did you get her? Why do you prefer her over Realdolls? How do her breasts and butt feel? How does it feel fucking her and kissing her? Snuggling with her? Can you show her feet? I want to buy her but the body in pic related makes me fucking drool. Convince me to get your qt.

>>37105850
I know I would. Something you can cuddle, kiss, and fuck? Yes. I would become very attached very quickly. I'd name her. I just don't know what yet.

>>37105898
>"you can't get laid"

We know, now fuck off.

>>37105826
HOT

did she come with the piercings or did you put them on

>>37105840

all those positions can be accomplished with just a torso doll or 20 lbs of pussy+ass. all without arms and legs.

i have 3 different kinds of stools, a couple tables, my bed, my couch, and a giant bean bag chair I use to fuck my dolls and torsos in more positions than you could ever fuck a real woman.

torsos/20 lbs of pussy and ass are superior for fucking in any position versus my full dolls.

the torso is actually the best, it moves very realistically and i can fuck it with minimal effort in many positions.

>>37105840
>Girl top positions (cowgirl, chair, bj etc) obviously wouldn't work for a while


you are so wrong and have obviously never owned a doll.

girl on top works really well with the dolls, the pipedream torso, AND the 20 lbs of pussy and ass

protip: if the toy weighs enough, humping it from beneath makes it bounce up and down very realistically.

>>37105899
>Any of the fuck me silly dolls with a head? I have an amputee fetish, so this would get me diamond hard


google bro

there are torso dolls with heads but not made by pipedream.

pipedream does sell a 'fuck my face' standalone head, which is alright, but not as good as their torso/20 lbs of pussy+ass.

my biggest gripe with dolls with heads is the wigs. they shed and are only really useful for pictures.

>>37105482
To be honest at that size he would have got a deal since silicone / rubber is way cheaper than carving stone.

is it gay to watch someone fuck his doll?

my heart says yes, but I can't truly figure it out

>>37105826
Please post more of her, she's amazing

>>37104665
if you're a true robot and literally never have anyone over, i sure would

>hear story about guy who got small loli size 'real doll'
>got v&
>nothing really happened to him
>still had to pay even though they took it

fuck this world

>>37106279
mom showed me a newspaper article some months ago about several people not too far from here was arrested for buying "child sized sex dolls"
>b-b-but she's a 4,000 year old immortal vampire she just looks like a child

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>>37104665
Yeah, there's this guy I follow on Twitter. He's from Japan and he's got two. He takes plenty of pictures and dresses them up in the school girl uniforms and just your everyday nip girl apparel. Lately, he's been dressing them up in latex and some other bondage gear. At first, I really like it but the more I looked at the pictures and seeing the face have no emotion or really anything I was put off. Maybe a few years down the line id get done but idk. We'll see. 7-8k? Why not? Do what makes you happy.

>>37104866
Listen you could get any American girl to be your hired girlfriend for 7k. Especailly a drug addict, you go to one NA meeting and throw one hundred dollar bill at a bitch and she won't stop calling you for months. Its a lot healthier for your mental state and better overall for your repuation. You might as well kill yourself if you buy one of these "realgirls" you sad sad man.

>>37106301
>they just ASSUME you're going to fuck it

NOW who has the dirty mind, hmm?

>>37106261
I never have anyone over so it wouldn't be an issue. I really think I'm gonna get a Realdoll when I live on my own. Honestly what else is there to drop money on? I have a car, video games either suck or can be pirated, hell you can pirate anything. A doll waifu is my dream and I can't wait until I get one alone with me in my home.

>>37106333
Checked. And thanks. I will. I really think it'd help with my depression.

>>37106355
>it's a lot healthier to bring a parasite into your life than it is to buy a loyal doll who you can talk to and will never cheat on you
>caring about reputation

Get lost.

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>>37105850
Not really desu

>>37105855
20 is my record desu. Its been over a year since ive pulled off 20 nuts in one day. Its actually closer to 13-14 now on days im not working. The largest number ive done recently is 18 in an attempt to break my record.

>>37105930
Google WM Dolls. They have dolls that range from $700-$3000.

Price, is a pretty obvious reason, for choosing these over real dolls, also real dolls take minimum 3 months to get to your door. There are people om the doll forum right now who have been waiting on their Realdolls for over 6 months. Fuck that. All five dolls ive ordered have been at my door in less that 20 days. The most important fact for me however, is my dolls pussy is built in. Real dolls pussys detach for cleaning. Fuck that. When I creampie my doll, I want to CREAMPIE MY DOLL. Not some insert. If you want to save shit tons of money, and dont mind losing a little bit of quality, Go with one of these.

Her tits feel awesome, and jiggle about when you fuck her, and this particular models special feature is her hips and giant ass. When its slapping against my pelvis when Im hitting it from the back, her ass jiggles like a mother fucker. Its awesome. My favorite hole of hers is her pussy, which just so happens to feel almost identical to a real pussy, with the exception of it not being warm. But heating up your lube can fix that.

I dont really snuggle with her. Any and everydoll you buy, will be difficult to snuggle with. Its dead weight dude.

I dont have any feet pics on me. (Im at work)

>>37105931
I pierced her up myself.
>Both ears
>Septum
>Both nipples
>Belly Button
>pic related

>>37104665
I just can't justify spending $5000 plus on a sex doll. If and when sex robots become a thing, I'll be willing to drop large sums of cash, though.

>>37106358
>it has a vagina and a butthoel and a fuckable mouth

now who would buy something like that hmmm

>>37106358
>that person just bought drugs, but lets not ASSUME that his going to use it
>that person just bought an unregistered handgun, but let's not ASSUME that his going to do something ilelgal with it
>that person jsut bought a hot dog, but let's not ASSUME that he's going to eat it

>>37106279
I was thinking of doing that just to save money. It's literally like half the cost if you get a loli version. The creeps who buy the full size women are literally using them as replacements to hang out with to watch movies and shit and they are like 5k USD.

I cant even be bothered to use my fleshlight.

You nut once and then theres like 10 minutes of cleaning and 20 minutes of drying.

>>37106387
Goddamn that girl. I might get her as a "practice" and see if she fulfills my needs before going balls deep and getting a Realdoll. WM Dolls. Will google. What model doll is the one in your pic? I want HER.

>>37106395
get your mind out of the gutter!

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>>37106333
>>37106384
Welcome bro. See what I mean? I'll post a few of what he has. I kinda like it though.

>>37106387
wow they really put 0 effort in that butthole detail

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>>37106463
Is this considered a child doll? I wasn't too sure.

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>>37106478
I'm diggin this one here.

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>>37106498
And here's the two he's got here.

>>37105431
She doesn't look Chinese. Not even vaguely Asian.

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>>37106507
Last one for now I suppose.

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>people complain that they look dead
>complaining about this

>>37106426
>fleshlight
for me, using onahole, it's like 3 minutes to clean and then i dry it off with a paper towel because onaholes can be flipped inside out.
fleshlights are fucking antiquated technology and it blows my mind people even post about them.

>>37106478
>>37106498
>>37106507
>>37106522

Those are alright I suppose. A bit too childlike for my tastes but still cute.

>>37106387
>that butthole

>>37106498
would smash, imagine owning this fucker

man she would stink after 3 months of me not cleaning her and creampieing her 5 times every day

>>37106507
now put them in a squatting pose and make them both hold beers and cigarettes

>>37106550
froma buyer PoV, you're paying a premium for less material because tiny ass/tits, not a good deal in my mind, unless they have a lower price but still have high quality.

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>>37106441
Id have to find the specific specs, but honestly, Every doll is custom. Face, Skin color, eye color, big tits, little tits, medium tits, wide hips, no hips ect. There really isnt a "model" you just pick the body that works best for you, and then pic the face, hair, ect.

I change her hair up all of the time though.
>pic related

>>37106465
>>37106559
Tell me about it. Even Realdolls have gaping holes for anuses though. Not sure why they cant get the butthole right with love dolls.

>>37106509
"Chinese" As in, manufactured in China.

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>>37106598
hhahhahahahah i'd love to see this

>>37106625
Can it be posed to do a handstand?

>>37106625
Okay then tell me the options you chose for her. I want mine to look like that. Please.

>>37106625
can you tell us where you bought it already?

>i could have bought one of these last month
>bought a new car instead

FUCK

>>37106625
exactly how hard is it to clean the cum out of her? i saw on the site that you could choose a replaceable vagina. what are some drawbacks from having a replaceable? would it slip out more easily during sex?

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>>37106598
Holy shit. Kek. >>37106565
Have a few more.

>>37106651
hell is wrong with you my dude

>>37106665
that's okay anon

now you can rek the car driving roasties from work to their lovers

hooray for betabux life

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>>37106675
I'll post a few more cute ones

I don't know why people complain about fleshlight. It only takes about 5 minutes to rinse the sleeve and case out, then I simply leave it out to dry over night.

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>>37106665
Your one off quads tells you that you fucked up.

>>37106657
He told us. From here:
http://wmdollshop.com/

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>>37106690
And another QT

>for people talking about butthole detail
i'm guessing it has something to do with material degradation.
imagine how sophisticated an anus really is, it's a complex muscle.

if you put a bunch of striations into that material and replicated an anus, it would probably weaken the integrity of the material and one anal sesh would probably tear it apart, just guessing.

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>>37106706
Alright my dudes. It's pretty original.

>>37106698
>>>37106657(You)
>He told us. From here:
>http://wmdollshop.com/

derp, thanks

I imagine that having one of these dolls as your best friend would be absolutely amazing if your life were a "castaway Wilson" style nobody else on earth kind of situation

Anyone who is a true, 100% alone , robot would probably be very happy with one of these
It would of course only work after said robot has fully and completely lost hope of having a normal life

I imagine nights where you have amazing one sided sex and afterwards you hold her tightly as you cry because of the conflicting feelings.
On the one hand you would cry from the loneliness and shame of your best friend, lover, and only companion being a lifeless emotionless thoughtless piece of rubber
But on the other hand you would cry because your love for her is real, and she truly is your only companion and lover.
You cry because she isn't real but you cry because she is the closest to real that you will ever have.

Truly beautiful and sad to be honest

Maybe ill write a story about it

>>37106780
who the fuck gives a shit about companionship

i'd fuck that doll till im exhausted as fuck then fall asleep

you thirsty betas would probably even order hole-less dolls while you wear your chastity cages so you can LARP as a real couple

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>>37106715
if you put a bunch of striations into that material and replicated an anus, it would probably weaken the integrity of the material and one anal sesh would probably tear it apart, just guessing.

This is true
If you've ever had a fleshlight that's shaped after a real butthole you would notice how badly it tears and rips affter very little use
pic related, that's the one I had

>>37106780
There already is a story written about it. It's called Metamorphoses and is about a Greek sculptor named Pygmalion who falls in love with a statue that he carved.

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Do any fellow robots have any experience with pic related? It's $40 on amazon and I want to upgrade from just using my hand

the main problem with these things is i bet they just aren't warm.

the best thing about being in bed with a girl is her warmth

inb4 not a robot, this was a lifetime ago...

>>37106856
>Amazon
Which is a front for the CIA. Enjoy being put on a watchlist

>>37105342
What would you even do with a 8ft tall gargoyle? Theirs no way you'd be able to fit his dick inside of you, and you might not even be able to reach his tail-hole if his asscheeks are too big.

i met a guy once who can suck his own dick

asked him what it was like, pretty jelly and all. But he said it's way more like sucking dick than getting your dick sucked.

>>37106856
Where will you hide it? Imagine a woman walking in your room despite all odds faced against you, and she sees that.

Would you pretend it's a pillow?

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>>37104665
imagine Real Doll but remapping a computer graphics or video game character face onto it in VR or AR.

>2017
>he cant just get a normal gf like everyone else

holy FUCK just kill yourself lol.

>>37106901
>inb4 not a robot, this was a lifetime ago...
>this was a lifetime ago

doesn't matter faggot
get out

>>37106941
I got a small safe for cash and a handgun, so it would fit in there

>>37106936
If i try really hard and i can get my tongue to just touch the tip. I figure if i keep at it i could probably chew on the head a bit.

>fast forward 50 years
>these things are cheap as fuck
>ASMR, VR etc all intertwined


roasties btfo i can't wait, even though i'll probably be like 85

>>37106936
this sounds like the gayest conversation I've ever heard. Like, a conversation so gay that it makes you a faggot just for having it

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>>37104743
>only getting 20lbs instead of the superior 85lb one
https://www.seductivemidnightcandyshop.com/25-inch-fantasia/

>>37107088
i know but if you think about it, even jacking yourself off is kinda gay.

>>37107115
not if you're a trap

>>37106961
Imagine mapping a real person like your crush

>>37107152
>his crush isn't a 2d girl
shame on you

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>>37107152
or your big booty 50 y/o mature neighbour

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>>37107152
shit would be so cash, you could have a virtual gangbang with your mom/daughter/ex (or their fursonas)

>>37107152
Realdoll said they could do that if your crush went in and gets scanned. Otherwise they'll go with whatever is closest.

>>37106996
>has a gun
>and a portable vagina

ur top dating material

>>37107210
>2050
>teenagers run around with portable scanners scanning entire girls in seconds
>you can get put in jail for "dignity theft for sexual purposes"

top kekkle

>>37107210
>>37107305
>not tricking your crush and say they might make a model of her if she's good enough so she needs to be scanned

>>37106625
I'm gonna keep bumping until this anon spills the beans and posts the exact specs for his doll. That picture is delicious.

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>>37107337
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/mario-antoine-man-kansas-tricks-women-into-sex-fake-porn-films-a7735591.html?cmpid=facebook-post

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>>37105826
>those eyes
>dat face

please post more of her

>>37107357
No, you're tricking her into scanning herself. There is a difference. A doll isn't real. I'm not actually having sex with her and she signed a contract to be scanned.

>>37104665

You can get a female dog for free anon

>>37104970
+1. There was a documentary on these things a few years back. They didn't look anywhere near as good as you might think.

>>37104665
Realdolls are for autists on the non-verbal, shit-your-pants end of spectrum, so, yes, I recommend one for you.

You know OP i think you would really be disappointed in a realdoll desu