>try to chat up a girl in the park >she says "gimme

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How about I break your little feeble dick?

>>37104806
You go from girl to girl for what purpose exactly? Can I see a picture of what you dress like?

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>>37104806
that's it.
no mercy, no regrets, moving on.

>>37104954
I was wearing jeans, classic white adidas, and a stussy hoodie, I was skateboarding and talking to girls that caught my eye
>for what purpose exactly
Uh maybe you should ask your dad lol
>>37104843
Never reply to my posts again

>>37105128
What are you? A chad?
Get out of here, normie.

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>>37105174
Eat my shorts pussy
r9k is the Chad board now

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>>37105266
Oh please. Your chad rp isnt fooling anyone, NEET scum.

>>37105174
Also you're the normie, for following social norms
>You mustn't speak to m'lady so!
Laughable

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>>37105329
>Doesnt reply to latest post
Fucking newfag. GET OUUUUUT

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>>37105347
>memecreator
>shit-tier meme
>"you can only reply to the latest post"
this is a whole new level of newfaggotry

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>>37105386
Least I'm not a chad rper who is a newfag.
Anyways, your bait is too obvious. I'm not gonna entertain you anymore, newfag.

>>37105386
It's a symptom of his larger problem: allowing himself to be cucked by arbitrary rules that hold no consequences

>>37105266
/c9k/ is my favourite.

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>>37105447
You probably sperg out over

Reddit spacing

And phone posting file names too

>>37105347
>>37105447
Post some proof that you are over the age of 18, or I will be forced to report your posts for being made by someone who is obviously underage the age of 18. And trust me, my reports have special merit. I've ruined over 300 children's days by getting them banned for a grand total of a month for being underaged.

>>37105510
I'm not him, but reddit spacing and phone posting are legitimately bad. Of course, posting retarded shit from memecreator, and trying to enforce some arbitrary rule that I've never fucking heard of or seen anyone else following until now despite browsing for years are even worse.
I think /r9k/ is being unironically raided by /b/.

>>37105526
Top Haw

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>>37105632
You're fucked now, kiddo.

>>37105613
>reddit spacing and phone posting are legitimately bad
Explain why brainlet

>>37105660
You just reported OP

>>37105669
>reddit spacing
Means you're from reddit. I shouldn't have to explain why this is bad.
>phoneposting
Means you're only here for some quick memes on your way to your normie job or even to a social gathering with all of your friends who you'll probably show some of those epic memes you found on the 4chan.

>>37105711
It COULD mean those things but by no means is that always true
>the you try to teach r9k how to think clearly and critically every day through your posts yet they rarely take heed

>>37104843
>tfw 8"x6" whiteboi
I could probably give you a concussion with my dick

>>37105828
>r9k
dumb phoneposter

>>37105866
what did the cuck mean by this?

>>37105885
>cuck
dumb phoneposter

>>37105891
>trying to enforce some arbitrary rule
I believe it's you that I'm quoting, my new friend

>>37105967
>arbitrary
dumb phoneposter

>>37105983
>if you keep up this farce, you're just giving me (you)s and bumping my thread
>if you stop replying, I get the last word and win by default
gg

Sometime I put my penis into my formicarium and let the ants bite it. it gets erect and the ants bite until I cum. They also eat my cum.

>>37106081
Finally, a worthy post

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>get a match on tinder
>proceed to tell her that her grammar is awful

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>>37104806
>tell girl I like her shirt
>she asks if im gay
>i sidekick her in the ribs

>>37104806
Give the next one a headbutt