>walk into room >find your gf on top of your ugly

>>37104693
Ah ha. But what if i am the fat guy?

>>37104693
I join them desu

>>37104693
smack her around a few times

I am the ugly fat friend to a lot of people

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>>37104693
>I store 5kg of gunpowder under my bed.
>has a fuse
>My door has a lock that I can close from outside.

I walk over, as they start explaining I light the fuse and off we go, all the way, to mexico.

>>37104693
Do you know, by any chance, where you are?

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>>37104693
>they'll fuck dogs and your fat friend, but not you

Jokes on you, I have no friends

This sentence makes it original

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>>37104693
>What do?
Go into a rage induced, double homicide. Then I'd call the cops, myself, as I sit on my couch and smoke weed, as well as get drunk, before they arrive.
>I'm a passionate dude
>pic unrelated

Play with her butthole a little and tell her to suck is cock for a little while.
Then tell her to ride him until he cums in her while I kiss her sloppy wet slut mouth
Proceed to eat her dirty cum filled pussy and then finish inside of her and ask friend if he'd like to go again while I recharge

>>37104852
Have you tried a GILF? good fun if your desperate

>>37104915
I bet you white

>>37104693
pls gib source senpaii

>>37104693
I push her away and sit on his dick.

I'd probably be the ugly fat friend, since most of my friends are normal weight

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>>37104693
> implying i have a gf
> implying i find someone fatter than me

>>37104693
I don't have a gf or a friend

Nothing to worry about

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>>37104915
You should give death a chance

>>37106068
Please be my fat friend and have sex with my gf desu.

I'd leave and come back later. As long as she stayed with me, I'd be fine.

>>37104693
Just attack the fat guy, my gf is THINN as fuck so she can't do anything to me.
I'll deal with her later. Maybe just kick her out or something

>>37104693

Ha! I'd be pretty impressed, actually.

My friend gets laid about once a decade, whereas GF come and go within a year.

The only thing that would make me angry is if they started dating. Mainly because I know immediately that he would be pussy-whipped, and that means no more hangout time for us :(

I could forgive the betrayal, but after it's all said and done, he better not choose her over me. If he didn't, I'd fucking end the friendship and proceed to ruin his life.

I would pull out a chair and notebook, and ask her what the purpose of her deception was.

I would also have the man say his thoughts, and record their thoughts.

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>>37104693
If they wouldn't notice me i would slowly back out of the room and pretend that nothing happend.

Because otherwise I would have to break up with my gf and loose my only friend.

Fuck both in the ass. Its the only way to heal yourself and your pride from being cucked.

>>37104693
Be really hurt because I thought she loved me.

>>37104693
>friend
What board do you think you are on?

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>>37107723
hmmmm not sure if beta cuck or alpha bro

DP her with hard anal and choke her while I cum

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>>37104693
Video please? I become diamonds when I see an ugly fuck fucking a hot girl.

Wonder when I got a gf and a friend.

>>37104693
I don't have a gf
I don't have an ugly fat friend
what now ?

>>37104693
Peace out bitch now I can fuck skinny sluts without feeling like shit