Do i have a chance to get a gf? I have never had one.

Yeah, you're entirely average. Put in a good bit of effort and something will happen.

brandon is this you?

originillimo

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yes if you go outside and do something about it instead of constantly whining on r9k

>>37104802
>Brandon
That's just someone posing as Stanley.

>>37104829
It's me this time m8

>>37104769
Dude you will have no problem.

Trim your (beard) half the length it is now.
Shape your brows a touch and gel your hair.
Wear black! Not white! 6 button up shirts long sleeve. Roll up the sleeves
Wear jeans boot cut with converse.

And for the love of everything holy please wear deodorant. Dont buy powder scent. Pick a girly smell. And shower daily.

And stand up straight when you walk.

Guarantee this will help night and day for any robot.

>>37104769
An average looking guy attention-whoring. Nothing new.

>>37105088
wheres ur trip

>>37105221
>Pick a girly smell.
wut why

>>37104769
I don't get why he's a meme here, I'm genuinely attracted to him.

I wish I managed to get his skype when he used to frequent this board a couple years ago.

>all these newfags
disgusting

>>37105259
It will cover up smells stronger and makes the natural pheromone stronger subconsciously

Been a chad forever and for some reason a lot of my friends are neckbeard kinda people and ive helped them all get girlfriends

>>37105352
So female Dove deodorant?

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>>37105294
holy shit its a meme?? i always though its the same guy making the threads every day

>>37105243
He dropped it after we made fun of him.
>>37104769
You know I gave up Stanleyposting because you were upset about it,but if you start doing it yourself I'm going to resume.

>>37105291
He has a trip but I dunno if he still uses it, haven't seen it for a few weeks.

also
>wanting to catfish Stanley
Disgraceful

>>37105398
If that is him then it's not really Stanleyposting, he's not even claiming to be a 20/10

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>>37105367
Doesnt have to be stupid girly

You have to smell and see what works with your body oils

This might be good to try

>>37105469
Not Stanley but I'll check it out, thanks Chad.

I'm musky as hell, even if I literally don't do anything worth being sweaty.

>>37105291
My skype is icarus.66
>>37105221
I already do all of that when i am around cute girls except i use non girly perfumes and i wear slim fit jeans with boots or sneakers, converse looks better on girls imo

>>37104769
Didn't you jump off a building?

>>37105403
>>37105612
>My skype is icarus.66
I don't believe you. Post a pic with a timestamp first. I'm not adding you with my skype until I know it's you because it has my real name on it.

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>>37105627
Not yet but probably soon
>>37105678
Uh okay

>>37104769
you have no fucking chance in hell of getting a girl friend because you fucking ooze no self-confidence. Step up your game, bitch-boy.

also, sage.

>>37105762
>virgin glasses
Of course

>>37104769
You're alright. Try opening your eyes you fucking pothead

>>37105291
I'm sorry to tell you this, but there is no real Stanley. It's just a picture of some slav that became a meme.

>>37105221
This describes me pretty well, I use the sweet oldspice deodorants.

>>37105762
Hello Stanley my old friend;
I've come to meme with you again;

>>37104769
Fuck gfs they have pussies, and pussies are disgusting an smelly and weird looking.

Nothing like a Good'ol Dick

Clean, not disgusting, not smelly, beautiful

>>37104769
This Stanley posting isn't funny and never was. Even when newfags fall for it it's not funny.

>>37106191
But i just posted a timestamp

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>>37104769
Nice wig Karl

>>37107283
It's weird, after watching him in idiot abroad i realized i am a lot like him

>>37104769
>>37105762
You are very ugly and will never get laid, kys