Does /r9k/ see hookers? It's the ultimate convience.

I'm a NEET I don't have pocket change

Nope that's degenerete.

I just listen to music

>>37105264
Ew. You probably shouldn't brag about fucking that. Have you no shame? Also, hope you enjoy the flare up you're gonna have in about 4-6 weeks

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>>37105264
>convience

I meant convenience

Her butthole was pretty tight for a hooker

>>37105264
where I live the hooker in the picture would charge way more.

the best value ones ones who are decently hot charge 100GBP per hour, which I guess is around 120 or 130 USD now.

and there are only few of them and most don't do anal.

The modal amount charged per hour where I live is 120 GBP but 150 per hour is pretty common too and a decent proportion of the hot ones charge 200 per hour.

I've probably spent idk like 4 or 5 k on hookers in total, maybe as much as 8 k.

As much as I hate life, being arrested isn't going to make it any better.

>>37105264
Mate
She looks dirty as fuck

And that's coming from a British guy

>>37105302
flare up from what? do you think he fucked her raw? retard.
If you're talking about warts I've fucked probably like 25 escorts , several of them multiple times and I've never gotten warts and every STD test has come up clean.
Even though I fucked one of them raw, lol. And she was black.

>>37105368
>4 or 5 k on hookers in total

Your still young grasshopper.


I think I've spent close to that as well, But that's a lot of 40-60 dollar hookers.


If your city/town has a drug problem, Go to the worst neighborhood there is. That is where all the value pussy is

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>>37105379
kek


I'm not bill gates. I can't afford to pay for 1000 dollar whores

If I could, I would fuck the rich ones though.


>when she took off her clothes I found out why I got such a bargain on the sodomy

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>>37105378
In the ghetto this is literally the lowest of the priorities for police.


I live in the wealthy area, But drive to Detroit to buy pussy and drugs. Not afraid of being caught because there is literally hour long waits for the police to respond to shootings. 3-10 hours for a non priority crime like car theft.

The police don't have time to enforce prostitution laws here. An if they DO catch you with a hooker or drugs chances are very high they will let you go so they don't waste time doing paperwork for shit that isn't going to help Detroit get any better.

They only really care about murders in Detroit

>>37105464
>>37105535
She's fucking repulsive. I will never understand how some guys can even get hard for bitches like that. FOR MONEY.

>>37105667
Alcohol and tfw no gf


It will drive a man to do crazy things. Like rawdogging a heroin addict in the butt

>>37105264
There is an extended stay hotel near where I live. I go there once a month or so, and there is a mexican woman who is a prostitute there. I get a room and she asks me if I am ready for her, she comes up to the room and we fuck, nothing special, but she devotes attention on me, tells me how good I feel, and deep i am inside her.

I dont even care if its true. I like being told that everything I am doing is right, that my dick is sooooo deep inside her, and I make her feel so good.

After we finish, we shower, she leaves and then I go home.

Arranged a meeting with a whore last week.

She say she can't do the time I asked for so I agreed to see her another time.

She messages me at the original time asking if I'm still coming but I had other plans by then.

Now she won't see me because I "failed her"

and that's why I'm still a virgin.

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I was going to say $60 is a deal but then I saw >>37105464 and >>37105535. I think it's still somewhat of a deal, here's what $60 can get you in my city.

>>37105749
How much does she charge?

How old is she?

She works at the hotel?

By chance is this hotel the victory inn in Detroit lol. That place just got shut down for human trafficking

http://www.detroitnews.com/story/news/local/detroit-city/2017/02/09/inside-victory-inn-raid-never-seen-anything-like/97669644/
I used to pick up hookers on that road, But now that the hotel is shut down all the whores moved to Mexicantown (SW Detroit).

>>37105788
That's actually not bad.

I would fuck her, She looks like this fat girl I went to HS with named Molly.

Lucky man...Lucky man.

Do you usually just fuck the same hooker? Or different ones?

I try to change it up every two weeks

>>37105796
Its $120, but no rush, we talk, we get naked, we foreplay, she puts a condom on me, she rides me, we roll over with me on top and thats how we usually finish. Afterwards, we lay together for a while, then get a shower and leave.

She stays at the hotel, doesnt work there. She also has an apartment. She arranges visits at the hotel and keeps a room, although I have never been to her room.

She is about 30 or so.

>>37105875
Nice.

bbw?

Mexican woman are fucking insane but desu I would fuck almost any Mexican woman that asked me.

The only Mexican hookers around here are all 50+.

That's like 70 in Mexican years

Where do you find them? Backpage or CL? Just driving around?

>>37105821
>Do you usually just fuck the same hooker? Or different ones?
I rotate between 3-5, depending on their availability. Once in a while, I'll try a new one if I can confirm they're real through extensive googling.

this thread is actually turning me off of hookers you pieces of shit

>>37105939
>ASexyService
>Backpage
>MyProviderGuide
>NightShift
>SkipTheGames

>>37105264
I would if they were that cheap, here they are at least 300 euros for an hour and the risk of getting caught.

>>37105939
BP and CL shut down the hooker sections.

I use the erotic review.

It's a hooker review site that you have to pay for (I think its $20 dollars a month, Can't remember. I paid for a year for 200 even).

People basically review hookers and will say if this one lied, or that one was on drugs, ect. ect.

Weeds out any possibility of police, Even in wealthy areas.
>>37105980
All women are hookers, You must be gay

>>37105960
>extensive googling

kekd


I get bored with the same ones, More thrilling to fuck new ones. Especially the ones that are new to using drugs and haven't fucked a thousand guys a year yet

>>37106002
Damn.

I have paid as little as 15 dollars for a quickie BJ.

You need to move to a more hooker friendly region man

>>37106010
>All women are hookers
the hookers you posted in this thread are barely women

>>37106071
>implying women have any moral obligations to fucking anyone for money

ALL women are whores.

Literally all women care about is money. I'm skipping the wasted time and middle man and I am GUARANTEED to get laid. Not buying a bitch drinks and taking her on dates for a month then getting friendzoned.
You need a few more redpills

>>37106010
>BP and CL shut down the hooker sections.
The just moved their ads to the "women seeking men" section.

>>37105788
Jesus i think i'd prefer to stay a virgin. And for that money they'd probably just lie on their back and do the limp biscuit too. Might as well save up for a good looking hooker and only have sex once in a while than do it regulary for cheep money

>>37106107
I noticed that on BP. Not on CL though.....

Also those are both honey pots. Possibly the easiest way to get caught in a sting is on CL....That's been an ongoing issue for police since day one.

I honestly wouldn't risk it man....BP was sketchy enough and not even that many people knew about BP.

>>37106101
you're GURANTEED fucking some ugly ass manfaced whores is all I'm seeing from this thread
I could go down to the local retard house and pick me up a downs girl or two doesn't make me a Chad

>>37106170
Where is this retard house?

>>37106140
True. That's why people in my state (California) like to use NightShift. It's free and you can read reviews. It's similar to RedBook before it got shut down.

>>37106193
fuck you you're not getting my retard pussy
their messed up brains make the uterine walls quiver with every thrust

>>37106214
I'm going to check that out.

You are lucky, You get all those hookers that came to cuckafornia to be actresses (the hot ones).

I live in fucking Michigan., Half the year the hookers are wearing snow boots

I'm afraid I won't be able to get a boner. I have a low sex drive. I havent had an erection for a month.

>>37106241
>fucking all the retarded pussy by yourself

The absolute madman

>>37106258
have you had actual human contact and not gotten an erection?
you should probably entirely separate jacking off and sex in your mind cause someone actually being sexy towards you is definitely a different feeling than just watching people fuck on screen

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>>37105264
>faggots ITT acting like they wouldn't enjoy gripping this girl's chubby hips tight and cumming deep inside of her guts

>>37106326
I do not watch porn. It does not turn me on. I have human contact, females do not arouse me. The only thing can give me a slight erection is stroking my dick for like 10 minutes.

>>37106352
chubby pussy is the best pussy

its the softest, wetest, hotest pussy there is

I want to fuck a hooker but I live with my parents in a small rural town and I can't drive. You guys that live in the city or some third-rate country where pussy is cheap are lucky

>>37106409


This guy knows


iringirono

>>37106420
>some third-rate country where pussy is cheap

It's called Detroit, But I agree on the 3rd world part.


There are hookers in the sticks, You just have to look.

Is meth common where you live? Wherever you can buy meth, I am almost positive you can buy pussy.

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>>37105264
If you're going to see a hooker, why not one who isn't a whale?

>>37105368
So 100 good Boy points are around 120,130 bucks, good to know.

>>37105264

I would like to call in a hooker every now and then but they are pretty expensive where I live. At least the better, non-bulgarian/romanian ones for call-in. You could go to a brothel and fuck for 30 Euros but that is just deeply disgusting.

I don't know why but I really would like to be able to afford good call-in escorts even though I have frequently sex with women I am not paying for. It's just the convenience and somehow the idea of me "owning" them is a turn on.