Hmm, robots, what's your response to her?

*thinking face emoji*

I'm gonna need "mush room" to fit her in

is it too much to ask you to put down the fork?

top banter lads

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>I'm looking for a fungi

Those will usually run you 50k plat in EC

this is what all this "Fat and beautiful" shit does.

>>37369258
You can't be serious. The fat bitch expects a Chad when she isn't even Stacy. Reminds me of Beauty and the Hambeast.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=grtEt0Cudt8

Bitch people can't get taller but you can get thinner

Expect a guy to be fit? You can't even fit in a booth at a restaurant.

>tall fit and fluffy
>She's probably not of a particularly desirable height and hasn't walked more than half a mile in one stretch over the last 5 - 10 years
>Immense and vast proportions of body fat

I'm good looking but a little dumpy and out of shape, not quite six feet tall and I'd be happy with a chubby or out of shape girlfriend who's just as miserable as me and maybe a little bit too tall or too short to be perfect.
Even though I have a nice face, I'd be fine with a girl who's a little bit less than ideal in the face
Still haven't actually scored her

>>37369258
she probably ate him

originally, too

You guys would be ecstatic to have a chance with her. Stop being rude

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>Say I want a girl who i find physically attractive
>"REEEEEE LOWER YOUR STANDARDS"
>Behemoth says she wants a 6'2, Fit millionaire
>[Silence]

>>37369258
Doesn't fluffy mean fat?

>>37369258
Id probably fuck her and i hate myself for it

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>>37369258
>there are people who don't just die before getting this fat
the heart really is a resilient thing, huh

>>37369258
>I'm looking for a fungi
Check between your fat flaps

>>37369631
Upstate, huh? Well, I'm free udica and I've never heard anyone call them 'steamed hams'.

>>37369631
mommy always told them to make deposits in the piggy bank.
and then they became the piggy bank.

>>37369499
I've had a couple fat girls approach me and ask out for a date and I politely declined them.