tfw you will NEVER have a qt girlfriend who loves you like this

stop messaging yourself anon

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>>39432271
Fuck off cunt youre just jelous no girl has ever said anything like that to you in your pathetic existence

>>39432367
> implying women arent just taking advantage of you

>>39432412
I think you didnt read that message you dumb fuck. All the things she mentioned there are her making me feel happier.

>>39432113
No girl deserves a worthless piece of shit like me

>>39432496
Thats what I thought too anon, you just have to wait for the right one to come along

that seems a more realistic want for a girlfriend. me? i want like a BIG strong (so not fat big, bodybuilder big) woman who can easily carry me in her arms for a girlfriend. hehe

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>>39433150
You have spectacular taste anon, would she be tall as well?

>>39433220
she has to be! my (unachievable) dream would be one that makes me look like a midget or small fragile child in comparison to her.

>tfw 5'11" so a girl taller than me is especially hard to come by

not even mad i would fuck it up some how anyways

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>>39433421
Yes yes yes!! I'm 5'7 so my odds are a bit better heh

>>39432367
from the way she types she seems like a manipulative psycho, be very wary anon,.

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>read this garbage
>forget britbongs say mum instead of mom
>think it's some necrophile talking to an actual mummy
>imagine some tumblr landwhale lovingly shoving cheetos into a mummy's desicated mouth flaps