Fembots

>>37497930
Erm he was super duper cute. We were best friends. I wrote about him in my diary and sometimes it was lewd like how I wanted to kiss him on the lips. >_<

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I had one in particular that kind of messed me up.

>be 14, going on 15
>older brother has two "armed escorts" take me everywhere I go outside, from school to anywhere I want to go (it was very dangerous in my area around 2005 and 06)
>Let's call them G and K. G is older and kind of funny. K is young, maybe early 20s and pretty cute
>Spend a lot of time with both of them in the car, especially K. Start texting him a lot and talking to him, even while at home
>Oftentimes it's just K who takes me to school. I had a playlist on my Ipod which we sung along too sometimes. It was cute cause it had some "girly" songs on it too that he knew the lyrics to
>start hardcore crushing on him. Even tell K that I like him. He just laughs it off. can tell he only sees me platonically (or is afraid) but still crush on him nontheless
>continue crushing on him hard for several months. write about him descriptively in my diary
>go to the beach with older brother and other family members, K and G are there. We all have fun
>on the way back home, our van is pulled over by Carabinieri (military/police in my country) who forcefully remove all of us from the car.
>older brother and K are arrested and I'm detained until my mom comes and picks me up
>desperately try to find out what will happen with K
>later learn that K was accused of several murders ordered by my older brother, including a very prolific kidnapping, torture, and later murder of a young girl in my counter that my brother ordered. it was all over the news for months before they found the culprit
>throw up at home
>the first and only boy I fell in love with is currently serving 9 consecutive life sentences
>no other boy even looks my way throughout my life due to fear of my family

I had one boyfriend since, but it didn't work out after only 2 weeks (still a virgin) and even though it's been years, I still think about K a lot.

Really messed me up desu

>>37497930
n-never had a crush on 3d
i've had a crush on ash ketchum
*nervous laugh*

I'm a tranny but before I fully converted i had a lot of crushes on different boys.

I really wanted to be the school slut

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>>37498264
holy shit. is this taken from a movie? no way this is real. was/is your brother in the mob?

>>37498264
Are you in the m-mafia?

>>37498318
Kylie?

>>37498461
>>37498512
My family is not mafia. They're cammorista.

Them, specifically. Not me.

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>>37498550
are you serious? what's that even like? how did you come to post here?

>>37498543
J-John?

This comment is oregano

>>37498685
Swing and a miss. I have a certain niece, who would be about 20 now, who was once an encyclopedia of pokemans trivia.

>>37498676
>how did you come to post here?
I've always been introverted and more akin to browsing online and watching anime. Italy is full of what you'd guys call "normies,"

>>37497930
>had a childhood friend since kindergarten
>scaredy cat so i usually had to take the lead on things like climbing trees or exploring
>used to just mess around stick fighting or exploring a nearby forest
>didn't know what it meant at the time but i'd get upset and jealous whenever Little Stacey's would talk to him alone or bully him
>used to have sleepovers or camp outs in the woods
>i'd usually force a cuddle because that made me feel warm inside and again i was too young to understand what that meant
>only real friend growing up cause i was an abrasive type that didn't mesh with Stacey's
>do everything together
>age 11 rolls around
>one day camping out again cause we walked too far to make it back home before night
>usual cuddle in the same sleeping bag scenario cause its still pretty cold at night
>he's very fidgety for a good hour
>finally ask whats wrong if he has to pee or something just walk to the edge of the fire
>explodes into hands groping aimlessly and trying to kiss me
>push and kick him away in panic
>rip open sleeping bag
>didn't know at the time but he lost a tooth during that
>runs off into the woods
>don't see him for the rest of the night
>didn't have anyone prior to talk to about this so I didn't understand why he'd do something like that but it made me feel uncomfortable as hell and weary around him
>whole walk home can tell relationships pretty much gone cause neither of us are comfortable near eachother now
>don't talk much after that except a few shout fights over it all
>parents seem to understand what happened on either end but fail at patching things up between us
>don't enjoy hiking and camping out alone that summer was the last
>almost instantly shift gears after summer and become a reclusive anti-social shut-in that chases away people that try to form connections
>years later chatted with him at the one reunion i worked the courage up for
>claims vehemently and angrily that i'm the reason he turned gay

>>37498803
>im not like other girls teehee
Get fucked roastie. Hope your entire family goes to prison. Whore

>>37498008
Get out of here you degenerate whore

>>37498803
well even if you didn't go here you probably still wouldn't be a "normie". i hope you don't get into any trouble because of your family.

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>>37498008
I bet you wanted to hold hands and cuddle you absolute degenerate.
Just like me

>>37497930
>another """fembot""" thread
wow, very ebic, /r/4chan

take your screencap and fuck off already

>>37498859
Why didn't you just put out? Bet if it was Chad groping you, then you'd be fine. Whore

>>37498991
>i hope you don't get into any trouble because of your family
I don't have a criminal record and I'm planning on moving to the states just to get away from them. I wanted to legally change my name at one point, but i wont do that

>>37497930
>tfw I'll never have a qt girl to fantasize about kissing and cuddling.
>girls now have already done everything which kills any enjoyment I could get put of something like a first kiss

Why is this world so cruel?

>>37498264
Are you from Scampia?

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>>37499151
well good luck then femanon, hopefully you'll make it to america.

>>37499335
I'm from secondigliano but i grew up mainly in chiaiano.

When I was in middle school, I had a crush on my older brother. I'd even think about him when masturbating then feel extremely shameful and disgusted afterwards. He's married now.

>>37499429
If you're not lying, are you Cosimo di Lauro's sister?

Can you be my gf?

can someone please explain to me how "fembots" can exist? i'll wait ;)

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>Fembots, have you ever had a crush on a boy when you were younger?
Having people crush on you and be sexually attracted to you, automatically disqualifies you from being a robot.

You're not fembots, you're really just failed stacy's

>>37497930
My crush boy was the cutest boy, he lived down the street from me, and then he had to move away and i cried for days. He was always bald-shaved head i remember. Also the skinniest motherfucker and his name means eagle in my language.

>>37498859
>tfw never had childhood friends
was it nice?

>>37499750
Wat? The question was did THEY ever crush on someone, not the other way around.

>>37499750
>"YOU TAKE ME OUT ON DATE NOW, NOW!"
>"YOU PAY, TOO, OR YOU GET CLAW! CLAW!"

>>37499151
Just get married. It changes your name.

I hope your brother gets punished for his involvement tho. By the law or a vigilante.

>>37500449
While it lasted. Seemed to make everything you did worthwhile. Makes me worry i was broken to begin with that i very obviously needed others to make things enjoyable and worth doing and I can't find that on my own.

>>37501572
sounds just like me, except, you know, i never actually had anyone.
I envy all the posts i see about not wanting to leave the room because there are people over, when even if i am awkward in conversation and no one wants to be around me, i still enjoy the opportunity to not be alone.
I feel like if i had someone even just sitting around outside would be nice, when everything I do alone is melancholy at best.

>>37499716
I googled that guy. Wikipedia says his father had 11 sons. No mention of a daughter.

>>37498264
I love reading your greentexts holy shit

>>37498264
I keep seeing your greentexts everywhere but how are you as a person?
I never see you talk about yourself, just what your family does.

I liked the guy who sat next to me in class in fifth grade. My friend asked him out for me. (this was normal in my grade school, I'm not THAT autistic) He said no because I wasn't short and petite and developed like his crush.
One time in sixth grade when Stacey was making fun of my pink shoelaces though he said he thought they were cool.
I wonderif he had gone out with me would i have turned out normal. Oh well.

>tfw never had any romantic or sexual feelings for a guy irl

>>37499750

there is actually nothing unnatractive about missing some fingers though

>>37502511
are you attracted to any male traits?

Oof oh boy here we go
> be me, in pre school, either 4 or 5 idk
> first crush
> let's call him eric
> eric was nothing special. I thought he was cute and cool because everyone loved talking to him and I didn't understand popularity at the time, but he seemed like a prince to me so I just looked up to him like one
> I didn't treat him like one
> when I found out he knew I had a crush on him I didn't know how to really respond so I almost ended up breaking his ribs, to sum it up
> I basically stomped on his chest and kicked him a bunch
> he was ok, and I hardly got in trouble surprisingly
> fast forward 3rd grade
> this betafag named cooper was a mega cutie
> he was smart and liked pokemon and bugs and I happened to be into that at the time
> found out he liked me back
> actually cry
> ask him many times if I heard him right since I'm half deaf in each ear and didn't get my hearing aids until 5th grade
> he gets embarrassed and I guess annoyed, so he said no
> I can't remember what else really happened but I do remember almost breaking his arm in a game of uncle

Sorry these aren't really cute :'y

>>37502665
>no one will ever love you this much
it hurts.

>>37502665
How cute, beating young boys up..

>>37503523
I know, right?
oreg

>>37503728
It's the best way to show your love for an affection-starved guy... Would you still do that as a GF?

>>37501787
>>37501851
This is the first greentext i made about my life, dunno what you guys are talking about.

I post a lot though, just not about myself personally or my family/life so you probably couldnt tell

What qualifications does a female have to have to be considered a "fembot"?

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>>37497930
Damn that pic is cute. I don't know why but I'm a sucker for stuff like this.

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>tfw fembot oneitis hasn't talked to me in a month

>>37506305
What a qt gook you got there, anon.

>13 and one of those sheltered, kiss-ass smart kids with no real friends
>first crush is on the nicest boy in school
>the kind who didn't yell or cheat or cut the line and that got teased sometimes for being a goody two shoes
>he was very smart, average looking and had multiple girls blow him off when he expressed interest so I thought he was in my league
>dreamed about studying with him and kissing
>too spergy to flirt so just tried to hang out with him more
>one day I overhear his friends making fun of me
>Freeze and close my eyes and pray as hard as I can that he tells them to stop
>or switches the topic
>or just doesn't laugh
>but he does. And they were right to mock me. I was nothing.
>realize he'd be disgusted if he knew I liked him

>>37499095
underrated. Way to fly the equality flag, hoe

I had a few crushes throughout the years, and I was never forward with any of them. In fact, i've gotten worse as the years have gone by and now this topic just makes me want to never speak to another human being again out of embarrassment. I suppose life does go on, and I shall have to, but never in a personal context, no matter how much I crave affection. There will be another way to make life worth living, or there won't be.

>>37507618

I was the guy in your story to another girl. When guys talk shit, we don't really mean it, we do it just to make jokes and have fun. A girl that liked me overheard me say that I find her annoying. She hated me ever since. If I could take that back, I would have because I would have gladly dated her. I didn't know she liked me until her and her friends confronted me and called me a piece of shit. They must have put a spell on me because now I'm a KHV for life.

So I'm a guy that had 5 girls I know for a fact crush on me, 2 like 4 years younger, and 3 the same age as me.

Why exactly do you crush on a guy? Like, what is attractive about him? How do I go from crush to boyfriend, like what do I need to do to start dating you? How do I know a girl is attracted to me?

I literally had two of them tell me to my face that they wanted to date me and I didn't believe them because I didn't think it was possible for me to be attractive.

>>37498550
>My family is not mafia. They're cammorista.

Whats the difference?

>>37507957
> How do I go from crush to boyfriend, like what do I need to do to start dating you?
If they're already crushing on you, just ask them out.

Common sense, anon.

>>37497930
When I was 7 I had two best friends, who were twins. I had a crush on one, while the other had a crush on me. It was a very innocent little triangle. We used to play superheroes and fantasy games and as the 3 musketeers and watch TMNT and Power Rangers.

>>37508003

Yeah, but I feel like that's not enough. It can't be that simple.

>>37507957
i don't understand how people get this far but still manage to go nowhere.
somehow i want to believe that if some girl showed the slightest bit of interest in me, though it is probably just false hope.
but how did you even meet these girls anyway?
i haven't been in a situation to meaningfully interact with peers since high school.

>>37507986
We're not sicilian.

>>37508023
It is that simple. If a girl already likes you, then she'll probably say yes if you ask her out.

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> Be me in 8th grade
> Have crush on qt skelly boy
> Mutual friends try to get me together with him on a grade-wide D.C trip
> Send him a text confessing my feelings
> He replies with "OK" and refuses to talk to me alone anymore
> Write joke smutfics with one of my friends about him and one of his friends as a joke because they joked about dating
> They find out about it
> His friend turns out to be gay and never talks to me again
> mfw he talked about me without using my name when I was making up a test in 10th grade in his class as an example of being bullied
> I'm bi
> Mfw they turned out extremely popular and everyone they hung out with hated me even into high school
> Mfw if I wasn't a fucking idiot I could have had normie friends and a chance at becoming a Stacy.

>>37508024

One of them was the little sister of a female classmate. Her family owned a local pizzeria and she used to bring me free Italian ice and pizza.

One was a 13 year old girl I met at we birthday party. She was my best friends neighbor. Never even met her before. Her parents invited us to her party so me and my friend went. As soon as she saw me, she was all over me and wouldn't leave me alone. Held my hand, whispered shit, introduced me to her friends, basically flirted with me. I was 16 at the time.

One sat next to me in one of my classes. Every day, she would look at me and stare at me. I could tell she liked me. Only time I was able to read a girl. Never said one word to her.

One was a friend of mine. She would be considered the typical fembot. She was treated as a huge loser by all the girls so I befriended her. Graduation day of high school, she tells me she has something to give me and to see her after the ceremony. I got really nervous and wondered if she liked me an if she was going to kiss me or something so instead of seeing her, I ran to my family and we left ASAP. Never spoke to her again.

One was a sports girl. Very quiet and had bad acne. I had several classes with her and never even heard her speak. One day during co-ed gym, I catch her staring at me. Like a few weeks later, her whole group of friends sit down at my lunch table and tell me she likes me. I asked her if it was true. Her face was bright cherry red and she meekly said yeah. I didn't believe her because one of her friends used to make fun of me so I thought this was some kind of prank. I just ignored her, even called her ugly after she left and was gone to my friends. Never spoke to her again. Would have gladly dated her if I knew it was real.

There might be more that I don't even know about. I'm just too stupid to understand women and don't think I'm attractive either.

>>37508076

Yeah well the problem is knowing when a girl likes you and then knowing how to approach the situation. One wrong move and it blows up.

>>37507856
He didn't think of me that way but I, from the safe distance of the future, I think that maybe he would have settled just to have someone even if it was me.

I have a cuck curse, so I try not to have crushes anymore. Every guy I have ever liked is now in a relationship with a woman with at least 1 kid that's not theirs.

>>37508311

That's a dangerous power to have. Use it wisely.

>>37508183
>Graduation day of high school, she tells me she has something to give me and to see her after the ceremony. I got really nervous and wondered if she liked me an if she was going to kiss me or something so instead of seeing her, I ran to my family and we left ASAP. Never spoke to her again.
what the fuck my man.
could have just been a nice trinket to remember her by or something, if she was willing to buy you something she probably cared about you.
i bet she was disappointed and sad for a while.
you should really apologize.

>>37508340
Its fucked up because here I am, a 25 year old virgin, and everytime I get close to a guy they choose some single mother over me. How much of a failure of a woman am I if that is the better choice?

>>37508431

Almost a decade too late. I don't do well with personal stuff like that, especially affection. Plus, I didn't get her anything.

>>37508457

Well do they know that you are an option? Maybe they're like me and are too retarded to know if you like them?

But yeah, a virgin woman is way, way better than one with a child from a previous partner. Doesn't make sense.

>>37497930

Saged for 'fembot' you faggot

>>37508515
The last one I actually went on a couple dates with. Then he started he was busy with work and the next thing I know he is anoucing on facebook he is in a relationship with some 25 year old with a ten year old. We were both 21 at the time and that is the last time I let myself imagine having a bf.

>>37508477
were you not friends for very long?
it still might make her feel better.

>>37508680

We were friends for like 3 or 4 years. I don't have social media or anything anyway.

>>37508675

Well then I don't know what to say. Don't know why a guy would want to raise another mans kids.

Never had a crush before. What's it like?

>>37508837
its like a painful bowel movement only you never shit your stomach just keeps hurting until you forget about the girl.

>>37498550
Crime family princess is my fetish, you'll find someone eventually.

>fembots dream about sucking dick

I don't know how to feel about this.

>>37498264
Realistically, why do you tell people your family is mafia? I'm sure you would have much better luck if he never goes back to your place.

>>37509047
>he thinks biological females browse this board
I don't know how to feel about this

> tfw a female has probably never fantasised about me or had the tingleys

Fucking sucks senpai, I just want to be in their dreams.

>>37509572
i cannot dream about you unless i know more. can you tell me about yourself anon?

>>37509725
I'm 21 years old, 6ft 1, dark haired, skinny Ausfag. Pretty average looking.

I go to uni and have no friends, I pretty much just wander around campus listening to music or read literature. I work part time delivering pizzas.

Then I go home and play shitty guitar riffs in my basement and browse 4chin.

>>37509725
I'm not that guy, but please imagine me putting my fingers in your butthole.

>>37509906
Pooey fingers are gross mate

>>37508725
don't you at least feel bad for her?

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>>37497930
This is what "fembots" really need. It doesn't matter if you are just a guy, or a real girl...

>>37510661

Of course. But that's long gone. She probably forgot all about me. Besides, we only hung out at school and we chatted on the internet like twice over AIM. That tells you how long ago this was.

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Holy shit guys. There are no women here.
Stop this roleplaying

>>37510478
I'll give you an enema first so you're nice and clean.

>>37497930
yes
how it went down? I was too autistic to talk to him so I just stared at him when his back was turned and got off to thinking about him

>be 13yo me
>theres this cute nerdy guy in the class above me
>become obsessed with him
>stalk him, wait for him after class
>too scared to have any interactions with him
>blush when we brush shoulders in the hallway
>eventually he notices
>starts laughing at me with his friends
>turns out to be a total douchebag
>tfw heartbreak

>>37497930
Fembot here.
I really don't feel like greentexting it because it hurts too much but, reason for my personality being so fucked I guess.

>Be me, 7/10, 16.
>Go to my friends party
>Meet this chubby fat guy, dirty blonde hair, slightly unkempt facial hair, blonde hair, european looking. Exactly my type. Let's call him M.
>We end up talking, laughing. We get on well, really really well
>Ending up running around laughing, frying gummy bears only toothpicks until they look like poop, M is throwing them at people
>Have the best time of my life
>Find out we were already internet friends, just both used anonymous fb accounts with fake names
>Oh shit oh shit
>Also find out M has a girlfriend, call her A
>5/10 fattie, normie, flirts with other guys
>He goes to break up with A because he has feelings for me
>Doesn't go through with it, tells A he loves me
> They stay together
> "We can still be friends right... M?"
> We start friends, gf doesnt do anything.
>"Hey Anon, you know you're the only person who really gets it. I think you're great. Hey, if we still know eachother when we're 50, promise we'll get married okay?
>"O-ofcourse M, haha I bet we'll still know eachother by then!" I nearly said I loved him
> Wait for a year and a half, basically orbit this guy
>Year later meet a guy who seems decent, about a 5/10, geeky kinda funny. Let's call him Z.
>Start slowly getting feelings for this guy
>Still talking to my best friend who I'm hopelessly in love with, never think I'll have a real chance with him.
> M says to me while we're laughing and joking around something like "Hahaha well then just be my girlfriend"
>Laugh back "Sure"
>Take it as a joke. He was serious, he knew I took it as a joke, I didn't realise.
>Doesn't go any further
>5 months later other guy asks me out
>1 month in "Listen, Z, I really thought this could work but I'm sorry I don't love you, I never will"
>Z threatens to kill himself

Comment too long, sec

>we would play pretend together. We both really liked LOZ and he would play Link and I would play Zelda.
>Play together everyday, become really good friends. Eventually developed a crush.
>He moves away, gives me his family number on a piece of paper on his last day of school. I put it in my coat pocket.
>Skipping home that day, slip and fall. My big fluffy pink coat is soaked in muddy water.
>Dad washes my coat, paper still inside.
>Asked around, nobody else had his number or knew where he moved to.
>Shit.

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>>37497930
I only crushed on other girls as a kid because I'm a degenerate. Maybe I was too young to call it a crush, but I'll talk about the one that meant the most.

>first day of afternoon kindergarten
>end of day, getting ready to go home
>qt japanese girl runs in, she's from morning kindergarten and forgot her folder
>don't see her again the rest of the year, but never forget
>first grade
>It's her
>in my class
>quickly become friends
>We have a lot in common
>she speaks cute broken English
>We play elaborate imagination games together
>our favorite games are based on sailor moon and pretty cure, her favorite shows, always running around the playground pretending to be magical girls
>We have one other friend but she's bossy so we often ditch her and play by ourselves (which was pretty mean in retrospect but I just wanted to be with her)
>always together
>second grade, different classes but we can still play together at recess
>remember feeling proud of her for how much her english improved
>her mom has a new baby too
>other friend drifts apart from us, hanging out with other girl
>life is good
>in march get the news
>her family is moving back to Japan
>tearful goodbye, promise to keep in touch
>Even get a letter from her two months later with a picture, said she was doing well there
>wanted to reply but it always got put off for one reason or another, I think my parents fucking lost the address too
>never saw or heard from her again
And that's how I became a friendless weeb.

Fuck now I'm sad. We even bought her a stuffed bunny (she loved bunnies) I was supposed to send but never did. I don't even know where the letter and picture are anymore. She might not live in the same place anymore too. Online searching never found quite definitive match, I should try again though.

I wonder what she's like now. Does she even remember me? Was I as important to her as she was to me? Is it creepy I still want to meet her again?

Are you out there, Miyu?

>>37511036
>Z alienates me from all my friends, makes me cut off everyone, convinced me to live with him
>Naive 16 year old brain believes he's going to kill himself
>Cry myself to sleep every night
>Gain depression, social anxiety
>Try to break up with Z again
>He tells me he has kidney cancer. It was a lie. I believed it.
>He tells me family I went to a party and gave blows jobs to a group of guys, while crying to my parents
>Meanwhile I had gone to my cousins house, and watched TV and creid while I tried to figure out where to live
>End up getting out of abusive relationship when I'm 19.
>Severly mentally fucked up
>Still in love with M
>Re connect
>Hey M, I really missed you..."
>M isn't with A anymore
>"Wanna come to my gig, Anon? I promise it will be fun. Plus I missed you."
>"Ofcourse, I really missed you too M"
>I go there, he's with a girl.
>Has a new girl friend. She's easily a 9/10.
>fuck it, get back in contact with him anyway.
>Stay friends, while I cry myself to sleep for months because I love him and we'll never be together
>few months in get a message from him on social media
>"You're not the same anon, I don't enjoy your company Anymore"
>"Oh, I'm sorry... Well, you don't have to be my friend?"
>"Alright."

We never talk again.

>>37511120
holy shit, anon, i genuinely feel sorry for you

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>>37511036
>>37511120

Pic for authenticity

>>37511146
Yea, me too, I've re read what I wrote about 5 times now. It hurts.

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>>37511249
That guy is a dick.
We will always love you, Anon.

>>37511339
>>37511249

Slow down. Nobody says shit like that without good reason. Fess up >>37511120

What'd you do?

>>37511378
I asked him not to abuse my friend in a group chat and kicked him when he was telling her to kill herself.
He was coming down from Meth, I found out when I confided in one of his friends about how shit I felt that he stopped talking to me that easily.

I guess it's good in hindsight, because it would have just gotten worst. I heard he's completely addicted now. Seemed abit extra to add to my green text, though.

>>37511420

Well in any case, your relationship with him should have ended when you found out he had a gf and wouldn't leave her. Everything after that is your fault.

>>37498264
cool story sis

>>37511249
Honestly, it looks like you deserved it you fucking roastie.

>tfw no one replied to your dumb story

>>37511755
are you
>>37511111
if so its probably because you're into girls and robots are only interested in being rude to roasties or fantasising about the qt fembots.

>>37511776
Yeah.

I guess. I'm embarrassed for putting effort into typing it out, anyone who read it probably just thought I was retarded. I wish I hadn't said anything.

>>37511755
>>37511868
>>37511111

There's nothing to really say other than sick quints. Checked em.

Plus, how the fuck are you lesbian at 5 years old yo dumb ass roastie? What, you were thinking of gay sex at 5?

>>37511952
It was an innocent kid crush retard, I didn't have sexual attraction until puberty like everyone else but in retrospect I was always weirdly over-attached to my female best friends.

>8th grade
>nobody likes me because I'm a weird ugly skeleton with a big forehead and I pissed myself last year during lunch.
>have older brother that repeated a year, so he's in the same grade as me
>we're not that close, but don't hate each other
>older brother is also hated by classmates, but he has 1 close friend, some fat dorky kid.
>fatty over our house every weekend
>never even looks at me
>for some reason I really wanted him to
>I stay in my room and write in my diary everything I want him to do with me everyday for the entire year
>fast forward to end of year dance
>I'll ask him I'll ask him I'll ask him
>I spend a week building up the courage
>fatty and bro are playing yugioh on his bed in his room
>I got this
>Spill spaghetti everywhere, but still manage to get out the words, "go dance wit me?"
>he laughs a little and says "No thanks"
>he doesn't want to go because everyone they hate are going to be there
>he tells me we can just have fun here
>he asks me if I know how to play yugioh
>I nod no
>invites me to sit down and play
>play with them for the rest of the day
>fun game

I hope to god no one ever reads my diary for that year. Some weird and kinky shit for an 8th grader.

>>37512055
Did you turn out any better when you grew up? Getting bullied is terrible

>>37512055
>>nobody likes me because I'm a weird ugly skeleton with a big forehead

Always wondered if the weird looking people averaged out as they got older. Do you look normie now but are still a loser on the inside?

>>37498264
Gli sta bene, i camorristi dovrebbero essere impiccati tutti.
Vesuvio lavali cor foco

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>3rd grade
>liked a chad boy who was mean to most people
>sat at tables and we were facing each other
>normal girl, average weight very plain, and very shy
>the whole year he laughs at jokes and makes funny faces at me
>i play along eventually
>excited he noticed me at all
>i really like him but every time i try to say something to him he mostly ignores me
>one day he beckons me to come to look at his drawing
>i begin to stand up but a boy from behind me is already over by him by the time i stand up
>he was joking with his friend who sat directly behind me the whole year
>heartbroken

he had a beiber cut, and was shorter than me

>>37512351
>3rd grade
What, were you thinking about getting railed at 8 you dumb whore?

>>37512368

Nah, there's platonic crushes at 8. But fucking lesbian shit at 5?

>>37511111
How do you people remember kindergarten wtf

>>37512383
It was 6/7/8 learn to read. 5 was just the first time i saw her. What's the difference if it's a boy or a girl at that age?

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>>37512368
I wanted to be friends, but when I tried to talk to him I got nervous which was new. I didn't know of The Sex. nice reach though.

>>37512433

The difference is that little kids don't think about sex until like 10 years old. If you're thinking gay thoughts that young, then something is up. Were you diddled by a woman?

>>37512421
Different anon but i remember shit from the moment i was born thats been confirmed. Its very very spotty till age 4 or so but i remember distinct points and bits of "footage" before that.
Apparently your hippocampus isn't fully formed at birth but outliers can exist where maturity varies and auditory and visual information can very rarely be retained.

>>37512421
How do you not? The idea of missing those memories scares me a bit, it would be like missing a part of my life. It's not like I remember kindergarten super clearly but several memories stick out and I remember generally what life was like then. Most of elementary school is pretty clear.

>>37512476
>little kids don't think about sex till age 10
Wrong. Kids explore their bodies at basically any age and its not hard to figure out certain bits are more sensitive or feel good when fucked with. They don't attribute this to sex yet but if they're young and don't understand boundaries yet they'll absolutely try that shit with others among other shit like "do others feel pain?" Etc. its a natural part of their development as they learn about shit but kids actually have very loose boundaries for this and you'll see daycare level kids have "crushes" on people regardless of age or sex.

>>37512535
Girls mature faster than boys do, and generally think about sex earlier on.

Like the whole cartoon dynamic where a girl chases after a boy who is the same age as her.

>>37512476
I don't get what you think is weird. I didn't know what sex was or think about it, it was just a platonic crush anyone gets at that age but directed at a girl. It's not like I declared myself a dyke at 7, but I thought friendships were deep special monogamous bonds between girls and had a very flowery view on it. I was really attached and clingy/jealous with all of my elementary school best friends. Then I got to middle school and suddenly got girlboners for naked women.

>>37512421
I can remember shit from way before that, too bad I never remembered to live my life and now I'm stuck here with you guys.

>>37512070
I'm on /r9k/ what do you think.
>>37512091
My forehead is still 90% of my head and I'm still a skeleton. I'd like to think I'm not ugly anymore though.

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>>37497930 (OP)

Well, there's /r9k's husky-posting sister who had a crush on her brother. Wonder if he ever bought her that wan-wan.

>>37499153
I had it, it makes it just worse once it's gone. I went from miniature Casanova to sport fanatic who cant even talk properly to girls. I have zero idea where I went wrong in my life.

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>5th grade
>be me, quiet girl
>girl comes over to my house and spends the night
>not a close friend of mine
>pitch a tent like fort and we go in to sleep in it
>somehow start hugging while laying down
>don't know what I'm doing but I start kissing her neck
>she was a popular girl in school the type who would get boyfriends on and off even though she was 10
>don't like this feeling in my stomach
>feel hot and anxious, like I'm going to throw up
>keep kissing her just cause I thought that's what adults did
>she pretends to like it, and that I'm a boy in our class
>don't care just wanna try this out
>she stops me and tells me she has an 'icky'
>I freak out and ask her what happened
>she says it's what happens when someone kisses another persons neck (spoiler alert: she meant hicky)
>freak out and start crying
>wake up my mom
>shes crying
>blame it on the dog
>mom takes her home at like midnight
>cry in bed and panics all night
>never spoke about it again with mom
>girl hated me after

am I gay?

>>37512483
>>37512478
I only remember one memory from kindergarten and that was because it was the first time I'd been scolded by someone other than my parents. Elementary and middle school are also a blur.
I think I'm defective

>>37512673
I don't know anon, are you gay?

>>37512693
You might have developed slower.
The usual age for semi to distinct memory formation is 3-4 and the common lack of memory before that is called "childhood amnesia" and goes back to that hippocampus development.
You aren't retarded or anything just that your brain structures might have taken a bit to get up to speed for some reason like a late bloomer to height.

>>37497930
I fell in love two times in my life

First time was when I was ~13 with a tomboy girl. (I'm in a muslim country where sexes are segregated and girls are sheltered away from boys so). Messy short brown hair that looked dirty and uncombed all the time, pale skin, beautiful hazel eyes. I don't know what it was but everytime I entered classroom I'd look for her and get butterflies in my stomach. I loved everything about her. I couldn't spend a moment with her without smiling. And when she'd be absent my whole day would be ruined. We got closer and we became good friends. But I gradually lost my feelings, no idea why, and she became just a regular friend to me.

Second time when I was 16 with an 18 year old boy who walked home from his school with his brother. He was tall, a bit chubby, had dirty blond hair and brown eyes. I just stared at him while I passed somewhere near him and melt everytime. I never actually spoken to him and I don't think he ever noticed me staring at him.

>>37512723
women are prettier but wanna get inseminated

feels bad man

>>37510894
Haha, chad didn't want you!

>>37512783
>>37512673
>>37511111
Why are there so many lesbos?

>>37512801
Straight as an arrow then.

>>37512815
girls are around girls when they are young

I thought guys showed each other their dicks when they were kids

>>37512801
You never will tho.

>>37512815
>usually socially awkward, maladjusted, or just "off" from their non-uniform position in society
>usually results in social outcastery
>just another body that washes up on the shores of /r9k/ cause this place is a fucking magnet for broken and fucked up people
Same reason we get so many traps.

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>>37512848
I'm engaged and young to a man

he ugly though

>>37512644
Uhh well I'm on r9k too cuz I suck socially

>>37512879
>Tfw no GF like this
Crippling!

>>37512836

No, that's gay. I remember when I was 6, I tried to hold hands with a girl I liked. I forcefully grabbed her hand when we were walking side by side and she was shocked and scared. That's when I became scared of girls. She thought I wanted to hurt her. I just wanted to love her. She's the only girl hand I've ever held.

>>37511249
Holy fuck, how could you fall for such an asshole? I'd never insult someone for petty reasons, especially when I'm in the know that the someone is madly in love with me. What a fucking asshole. Plus
>on drugs
>consciously friendzones you and gives you false hopes and crushes them every now and then
What. The. Fuck. Girl. Jesus.

Fuck.

>>37512644
>My forehead is still 90% of my head and I'm still a skeleton. I'd like to think I'm not ugly anymore though.
I'd like to see a pic to convince you other wise. Gals are so obsessed with their foreheads, like, why? They mostly think it's too big but it isn't.

>>37508183
on a scale of 1-10 how attractive would you say you are?
or just post face

>>37508183
You're a very mean person
Boooop

>>37497930
My first crush was my friends older brother
I was 8 and he was about 9
He was very introverted and would spend all of his time playing games on his pc
The only time I could see him was if my friend invited me over (which was something I would never refuse)

They moved couple of streets away and my friend wouldn't invite me to her place as often
When I was around 15 I would sometimes come over and he would open the doors
That's the most interaction we had

He was really into pcs so I asked my friend if he could fix my pc (even though I knew how to fix it myself) in hopes that he would go through my hdd and see we have a lot of common intrrestes
I don't know if he ever went through them

He should be 21 now and I still like him
I don't think he ever had a gf
Sometimes I wonder if he lurks r9k as well

>>37512644
Well if you have a huge forehead you must have huge brains, so maybe you should discover your latent psychic abilities and start mind controlling people into liking you.

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>>37513074

This is a pic of me when I was around 14. I honestly don't know, I'd say I'm average, a 5/10. Now I'm fat and hairy, so probably a 3/10 now.

>>37513118

How am I mean? I didn't do anything malicious, I'm just oblivious and dumb as fuck.

>>37513202
id bully you

>>37513005
>how could you fall for such an asshole?
well I mean, girls do all the time. I guess because he's not a "Chad" to /r9k/'s standard it's seen different? I'm not sure? I was just in love with him, and delusional that if I put all my effort and devotion to them, when I knew they also had feelings for me, it would work out. Naive enough to think life works out like a fairy tale sometimes, plus I'm pretty sperg, and they made me feel like my existence was worth something.

>on drugs
They never told me, I only found out afterwards. Except for like, smoking weed or drinking.

>>37498264
Reee. Ofcourse he was a badboy. Roasties can feel it. That's the only reason you crushed on him.

>>37513202
Calling that girl ugly, ditching the other one at graduation.
Probably hurt their self esteem pretty bad

>>37513352

The question is if she would still have developed feelings for him if she knew he was a murderer. Her problem is that she was crushing on a murderer.

>>37513500

I didn't call her ugly to her face, I just told my friends I thought she was ugly. And yeah, I ditched the other one at graduation. I feel bad about that. But it wasn't because I hated her, it was because she might like me. I didn't want to find out. You can't just put me on the spot like that.

>>37513154

Did you ever, you know, tell him your feelings? Guys aren't psychic. I can tell you that most guys, especially nerdy shy betas assume women aren't interested so we don't approach.

>>37513786
>The question is if she would still have developed feelings for him if she knew he was a murderer.
He was an "armed escort" working for her family. It doesn't take a genius to know he was up to no good.

>>37514105
Different anon.
It does when your family blatantly shields you from that fact.

Of course not, I'm autistic. I was in love for the first time when I was like 19. I hit on him and he rejected me

>>37514140

What'd you do to hit on him?

>>37513945
Of course I didn't
I never really spoke to him
It would be weird if someone you never spoke to came up to you and confessed their feelings
Also if he didn't like me back my friendship with his sister would get awkward

>>37514186

Should have told your friend that you liked her brother and asked her opinion on it. She probably would have helped you get with him. Or you could have just went in his room at night and suck his dick for him. That'd be nice.

>>37514122
If your family is mafia and you don't know that thay're mafia, then you're probably very fucking stupid. When i was 14, i knew exactly what my parents did for a living.

Roasties are attracted to dangerous badboy chads. It probably turned her on knowing he killed people

>>37514170
I can't remember the specifics, it's like 10 years ago. I used to chat with him, he was a person who flirted a lot with a lot of people. I think I told him I liked him, he said something about the distance being too long and I said that wasn't a problem. Eventually he just changed topic. Even though I can be a bit slow, I understood that he wasn't really into me, he just liked the attention he got from flirting with people

>>37514299
I'm not mafia anon but i knew what my father did for a living but all i knew about the hired muscle was that he was a guy with muscles and a gun put there solely to scare off people. Anybody with muscles and a gun could have filled that niche they didn't have to be vetted killers in my mind to get that job.

>>37514308

If you didn't know him personally, then don't take it personally.

>>37513202
Arteezy? TI5?

>>37511111
man, how do people remember this shit? I don't remember anything from kindergarten.

>>37514333
I knew him for like 2 years. I don't fall in love easily. That being said, it's been 10 years and I don't blame him. In hindsight I've become a very cynical and distant person, so it was probably for the best

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>tfw boy, 17 in highschool
>girl in class keeps looking over her shoulder to me
>i notice but pretend not to notice
>one time i stare at her waiting for her to turn around
>she does
>eyecontact
>she looks away immediately
>i tense up, imagining she loves me
>it must be a joke or something else. coincidence
>do nothing
>she does nothing either

I-It was just coincidence all along right? She didn't like me..

>>37514211
Well it's too late for that now
I could try talkig to him online now
But I need a good reason to start a conversation with him though
Otherwise it's just weird

>>37511111
>will never have a childhood friend help you get over ESL-Syndrome anxiety

>>37514398
i thought this was for fembots and that isnt even an interesting story

>>37514379
We talked about this earlier in the thread, it means your brain developed slowly. I feel like age should be based on memory and not physical age. Most people have had more years of meaningful consciousness and life experience than you.

>>37514407

Could generically ask him how he is doing and build a conversation from there. You said he likes video games? See what he likes and talk to him about it.

Or you could just straight up be honest and tell him that you had a sort of crush on him for awhile and that you wonder if you could try going out with him.

>>37514511

Wait, my earliest memory was when I was like 1 years old and it was my hand covering my eyes. I also remember wanting to shit behind a table in the corner when I was still wearing diapers because I wanted to shit and not be seen. Does this mean I have a high IQ?

>>37514560
you on here my man, so, no.

>>37514511
>brain developed slowly
I doubt this because I'm 26 and I can't remember what I was doing even a year ago. I think it's just called having a shit memory.

>>37514538

And let me tell you as a guy, we won't reject a girl that likes us and makes advances on us unless we really aren't attracted to her. Most guys will accept even if they aren't attracted to her because it's better than nothing, but then we end up becoming attracted to them because we build a relationship. Looks and instant sexual attraction are only part of what makes a person attractive. A good chunk of it is spending time with that person. You end up seeing their good side and looking past their flaws and even liking them.

But that's only for guys. Women only fall for Chads.

>>37514653
That's scary. How can you even live like that?

>>37514299
>If your family is mafia and you don't know that thay're mafia, then you're probably very fucking stupid.
Up until he got arrested, my dad, and even my mom just told me they owned construction companies and made their money off that, which was partially true. After my dad got imprisoned, my older brother was a lot less subtle so I found out the truth eventually

I was/am pretty naive and stupid.

>>37514748
Also this shit.
Most families tend to hide this from their kids, usually from guilt it seems, but the older the kid/closer to firstborn find out when they're older.

>>37514665
I have a job and I'm getting married, it's not that hard. I have no trouble recalling technical or career-related things, just all personal stuff is scrubbed from me. Occasionally something ancient will leak through but there's no emotion bundled with it. I have no idea how old any memories I get are, sometimes I can tell by my height in them though. They're not useful anyway.

>>37514748

Don't let that one bad experience dictate and ruin your whole life. Move on and just become a normie. Date a regular guy and just make a family. What's in the past is done.

>>37514748
Did you know the guy you were crushing on was a killer, though? Did it turn you on?

>>37514777
Fuck. I guess you can't miss something you don't have but if I didn't have my memories I don't think I'd even be myself without my memories and amnesia is a big fear of mine. Without personal memories aren't you just a work robot? How does it feel knowing the person you are right now will be completely forgotten to you in a matter of time?

>>37514787
I did move on. Currently attending college and just trying to make my own life. Am I a normie yet?
>>37514804
I didn't know he was a killer, but I knew he'd been in prison and he carried a gun. I just didn't know he helped kidnap and torture people.

I wasn't attracted to him because of any "badboy" shit. He was just really protective and sweet around me, even if it was platonic. (Prolly was platonic since i was 15) we'd sing together and he even let me fall asleep on his shoulder once while we were at the beach. He was so adorable, i have no idea how he was capable of doing what they accused him of doing.

At least im not crazy enough to write to him

>>37498008
Keyword Iller?

>>37514925
My first boyfriend was in his early 20s and dated me at 15, he probably wanted that sweet young puss.

>>37514956
Teen pussy is best pussy

>>37514956
And did he get it?

>>37514925
Are you gonna hook up with your childhood crush when he gets out of prison?

>>37515091
He's serving a life sentence, anon...

>>37515091
>9 consecutive lifetime sentences
>getting out of prison
Maybe he'll get half off for good behavior?

>>37514777
i think this is the difference between sensors and intuitives. You're clearly the latter. You can remember how things fit into your conceptual framework of the world but details and episodic memory are all lost. Sensors on the other hand store lots and lots of memories and navigate through life by referencing those memories.

>>37515473
Functional human beings have both of those things. I find it hard to imagine NFs being like that either.

How can I tell if an adult female has a crush on me?

>>37516656
Ask her out. 50/50 if she answers yes its either her giving you a chance or she had a crush on you.
if she acts differently or oddly around you compared to baseline standard and the like maybe awkward eye contact. See what happens when you smile at her.

>>37516755
There's a girl at work who talks to me a lot and "messes" with me, but sometimes she also acts like she's grossed out by me and calls me weird.

I dont wanna just ask her out in case I'm misinterpreting the signs.

>>37516787
Just ask her what she thinks about you one day. Either she'll play it off being "mean" to you or she'll break. Worst case scenario she's one of those idiots that thinks you'll just magically read her mind or properly interpret her weird antics and you just stay quiet.

If it doesn't work just say try and spell out your conundrum to her as carefully and neutrally as you can but don't try and push the idea of her being into you.

>>37514925
Are you still attracted to him, even after finding out he was a killer?

>>37497930

I had a crush on this guy who was an edgy goth artist type that liked to play with weapons. I was ridiculously shy though so it never could've happened. I could barely make eye contact or talk to him directly.
Then my best friend slept with him which of course killed my interest. She didn't really like him and ended up using him.
Needless to say, i have a hard time making friends with/trusting women because of it. I tried to stay friends with her despite that but she stopped talking to me because she found out the guy she actually liked wanted me.
I guess karma is a thing.

>>37516947
I was pretty repulsed when I found out about the exact details of what he was accused for. I still wanted him to escape and run away with me or something

It's been several years and I've moved on, though. I still ocassionally fantasize about our cute moments, though.

>>37517135
Why would she stop talking to you just because the guy liked you??

I mean, she already fucked the guy, so didn't she "beat" you? Why would she still be mad at you jist because he liked you? Are women that petty?

>>37517290

That was a different guy.
She fell in love with this other guy after she slept with my crush.
She tried asking out that other guy and he turned her down because he said he liked me.
So she blamed me for it.
Obviously she was a shit friend in the end
But before all that we were really close.

>>37512483
>tfw don't have any events to remember my entire life
>never had a single friend
>parents were disinterested in me
>never got in a fight
>never interacted enough to form a real crush
i feel like i am a computer simulation given the minimum amount of computer resources.

>>37517456
I want you to be happy anon

>>37517135
>Then my best friend slept with him which of course killed my interest. She didn't really like him and ended up using him.

You let that happen to him because
>I was ridiculously shy though so it never could've happened. I could barely make eye contact or talk to him directly.

Should have approached him and flirted. Not his fault you never pursued.

>>37511111
Nice quints, M.

>>37498264
>torture, and later murder of a young girl in my counter that my brother ordered
>I still think about K a lot.

Nothing new here, nigs gonna nigs, roasties gonna roast. I hope your entire family gets whats coming toward them

>>37520512
>nigs gonna nig
Not her, but aren't italians white?

>>37498264
Scusa Anon, ma e' poco credibile. Qualche fonte riguardo la vittima di tortura?

>>37521184
Being italian or russian is the closest you can get to being a nigger or spic while still having pale skin.

>>37514653
>>37514665
i can't distinctly remember any events that go farther back than a few hours.
it's probably because i have never experienced anything worth remembering.

>>37521518
It's okay anon. Even if you forget me, I'll always remember you.

>>37519528
>M
What did he mean by this?

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>>37522384
because pictures require text and stuff.

>>37522384
the fuck you talking about
i don't even know you

>>37522455
I know anon.

I know.

I'm not crying, don't be silly.