>get invited to party >have been working very hard at improving

>>37482803
>compulsively needs to pass anyone walking slightly slower than him

People who walk slow should get the fuck out of the way. I'm sorry I don't want to be late for your sorry ass.

>>37482803
you probably looked like you were trying too hard

>>37482803
Respond with
>Nah busy fucking your mom on the regs but we wanna keep it a secret, oops secrets out, go fuck yourself cunt

Or just do the general argument winner thing and take offense and make her feel embarrassed
>Da fuq, are you this rude to everyone?

>>37482803
Your so called friend (her boyfriend) must have told her. She deliberately said it front of everyone to cut you down.

I figure you did such a great job of improving yourself and socializing that you must have tread into Chads territory for just a second. And he had to put a stop to that.

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If you weren't such an autist you could have replied something as "yep, wanna take my virginity?" or another self-deprecating, funny bullshit. But instead, you sperged out and drove home all by yourself. Great job, virgin.

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>>37483024
Never trust a normalfag OP

They are all demons with human skin

>>37482948

>are you this rude to everyone

If you actually think this is something you can seriously say aloud, you're autistic

>>37483024
This man speaks the truth.
I'm sorry OP. This is the fate we're all given.

You failed anon you had a chance to call her a bitch, that, or roastie and run out. Then go full Eliot Rogers

>>37484011

Those don't seem like proper things to say to your friend's girlfriend

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>>37482803
Stacey can smell it on you from a million miles away.

>>37482803
>same thing happened to me
>twice
ive concluded that stacies can sense us and rat us out as bad mates

>not laughing about it and owning it

The only person who makes this embarrassing is you. You could've easily done something like >>37483107, but you chose not to because you're an insecure faggot.

You do realize that by leaving you let them know that you're insecure about being a virgin, right?

You could have saved face a little by just laughing it off, but now they know that got under your skin.

>>37484079
`friend` he stopped being your friend when he told that thot you were a virgin.

>not being proud of your virginity

It's one of the things that makes you special. If you looked at it as a positive thing (e.g. saving yourself for the right person) people wouldn't laugh at you for it--and if they did, you'd have the high ground and could point out that they're being shallow assholes.

>>37482948
middle school fantasy tier comeback

>>37484192

failing at life makes you special lol

>>37482803
They said that with uncertainty as they know nothing about you, that relies on you breaking down
If you careful with your words and attitude you can deflect and persuade them you aren't, going to the extreme of any attitude is an obvious lie to everyone

ez mode: you grew up in a religious, closed off family or bumfuck country town and have only recently (the past year) escaped

>>37484192

>No one wants to touch me
>"Be Proud of that!"

Retard

>>37484226
>being a virgin
>failing at life

It's a matter of perspective anon. Lots of people stay virgins until they get married because they want to be faithful to their partner, even before they meet him/her. You could take that angle.

>>37483107
>>37484158
How do you two not realize that poor OP was taken completely off-guard?
he's doing fine socially for the entire night, and then a roastie cunt he probably barely knows just asks if he's a virgin all of a sudden.

>>37484283

99% of virgins are not virgins by choice, but by shitty circumstance. Deal with it.

>>37484280
Looking at virginity as "no one wants to touch me" isn't a very positive way to go through life anon. It just means you haven't found the right person yet.

>>37484298
Well, maybe they shouldn't think of it in terms of "boo hoo I'm a virgin lol" and more in terms of this being a time to prepare and build character before you meet the right person. There's nothing wrong with being a virgin, it's just a stupid segment of our popular culture telling you that. You don't have to listen to this bullshit.

>>37484376

>right person

No one believes this shit anymore besides the Amish

>>37484617
All Normie's want is some chick they can hook up with and fug through tinder.

>>37484617

You'd be surprised.

>>37484656

>not believing that you can do better than shallow hookups

Pathetic.

>>37482803
on a side note related to that picture, as a fembot this is quite literally identical to myself

>>37484763

Can you smell virginity on a man?

>>37482803
Literally just make a sassy/moderately disgusted face and say something like "What are you implying?" and embarrass the shit out of her.

>>37485017

Not that anon, and not a chick, but most people male or female can tell if you're a virgin by body language and speech alone.

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>>37484305
>>37484192
>implying he's a virgin by choice
>implying that not everyone can tell that he isn't a virgin by choice

>>37485186
literally how does that work

>>37485017
no but im a socially awkward robot myself

personally i think virginity/losing it is completely overrated and stupid. when you think of it logically it means nothing and society values it way too highly.

i'm not a virgin but i can tell you when you do lose it, which trust me you will one day, you will laugh at this too realizing how ridiculous you were about obsessing over not having had sex, because it's nowhere near as good as the immature teenagers or idiotic young adults make it out to be

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>>37484192
"Damn right, I'm a virgin. I'm saving myself for the right person."

>>37485186
>>37485234
fembot again telling you guys it's bullshit and a joke. if you're awkward and anxious it just means you have aspergers or social anxiety. or maybe you just haven't had enough practice and are shy.

either way it is not condemning and can be worked on, and anyone who looks down on it instead of being supportive for it is a rude and judgmental person anyways that you shouldn't be around in the first place.

>>37485240
>roastie thinks she can weigh in on male virginity
lmao you stupid cunt, you will never know

>>37482803
Are you sure they weren't just joking around mate? Like, most people don't actually care if you're a virgin. Good on you for working on your social skills! I'm proud of you!

>>37485320
and you must be a very insecure and dramatic person.

>>37482803
>People think I'm a normie when it comes to relationships and stuff
>Im not

>>37482803
loe tier bait. All repliers itt are retards /thread

>>37485301
>if you're awkward and anxious it just means you have aspergers or social anxiety

Which is a very strong indicator for virginity, unless it's a girl, than it's considered cute.

>>37482803
when people joke about me being a KHV i just say "yeah, what the fuck did you expect?" it always gets some laughs and people end up apologizing and being more friendly since they know you hate yourself more than they do

>>37485418
i consider it cute and comforting to be around an awkward boy. that sterotype where people seem to think all girls prefer masculine, "alpha" males who show no emotion or signs of weakness only applies to very shallow girls.

>>37485517
>i consider it cute and comforting to be around an awkward boy
as a friend

>>37485517
larping is really pathetic

>>37485517
just shut the fuck up beef roast

>>37485542
no it goes for both a romantic or platonic relationship.

>>37485572
im just trying to give some solace to you male robots

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>>37485297
Wouldn't just saying "I have traditional values and I'm waiting for the right person" or something along those lines work as an acceptable answer though?

I'm a christfag so I can just pull the waiting for my waifu card. No one has ever asked me "are you a virgin?" but I imagine leaving it at "I'm christian" they'd not even think twice about it.

>>37484237
This fella's got the brain cells to rub together in this thread.

Sure, I understand that you're taken off-guard; it is kinda odd for someone to point-blank ask you if you've fucked before. Least, I think its odd.

But still m8, all you've got to do is say "nah i'm not" and make up some easy non-committal story if you're pressed. "who told you that" is just about the worst response i can think of.

surely you've seen enough amateur pornography to form some sort of slipshod narrative of your modest (fictional) sexual exploits, right?

>>37486327
If you're reasonably attractive and well adjusted, it might work. If you're a fat greasy neckbeard - unlikely.

You should have burnt the house down OP

You can't respond to the question without either being liar or outing yourself.

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>>37482803
>don't enjoy myself
What's even the point then anon

If you say no, they all know you're lying
If you say yes, they all laugh at you.
You can't beat people who can read your thoughts, unless you count physically beating them of course.

>>37482803
it just means you look young for your age

>>37484170
>>37484158

>but meh insecurity
>just laugh it off bro xD

>ha ha, you're right, I'm a virgin
>he he, I don't even give a fuck
>who cares, right?
>what ?

After party
>you've seen anon at the party, right ?
>everyone did, that was awkward, what a fucking loser
>he has no self awareness whatsoever
>I know, right ? Fucking creep, who invited him anyway?

>>37482948
>>Nah busy fucking your mom on the regs but we wanna keep it a secret, oops secrets out, go fuck yourself cunt

nah that's stupid.

the correct line is owning up to it.

>>37486945
>own it up, brah :^)

>yes, I am a virgin
>is there a problem
>*people giggling*
>what ?
>can we just switch the subject ?
>*people still smirking*

>never get any respect ever again from the people there

Yeah, dude, you totally got it, fucking owned it like a badass.

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>>37486926
This, OP. Normalfags are very duplicitous when it comes to people. They won't be saying it to your face, but you can bet your ass they'd be talking shit about you behind your back. Let this serve as a lesson for you. Never trust normalfags. Never. Improve yourself so you can justify your resolve to separate yourself from trash like them.

>>37486945
No that's the worst thing to say in front of group.
Just say "yeah i'm a virgin...in this part of town.

>>37484617
>>37484298
>>37484226
god i hate normies

>>37485297
>ugly people can't have morals

>>37487200
Jesus that's awful, try something less tryhard like

>you're not?
>what? i've taken it up the ass loads of times
>your bf fucks me more than you desu

>>37482803
Theres no need to be ashamed for being a virgin, you will lose it eventually

They weren't laughing at you for being a virgin, but for your reaction

>>37487598
Don't say the last two

>>37487636
why not? they're kinda funny i think ;_;

also you can follow up with "he says I've got a nicer ass than you" if you're thicc

You have to think of yourselves as superior to normies, to play with them and their personalities, just like an adult is superior to a child and can decive it with ease, that's how you should be towards normies, i realized this long time ago, people respect me and think i'm some kind of a pussy slayer god, when in reality i'm a robot who browses 4chan. It's unbelieveable how much you can achieve with deception, just changing your clothes, walk and attitude can do a lot.

>>37485418
Still an indicator for virginity on girls, which only makes it 10 times cuter. God, aspie girls are so cute.

>Someone brings up my virginity
>Laugh about it and say something funny on the matter
>Subject changes in literally five seconds
Why the fuck do you guys feel need to overreact about every little thing that happens. Real life isnt anime and you dont need to act like your chinese characters

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>>37487777
Nice digits

Super originally desu

>>37488168
I don't understand what you mean? Elaborate please.

>>37487077
Get a load of this paranoid faggot

Normie here, have had people laugh because of my virginity

After party

Nobody cared anymore. Grow up. If you're making such a big fucking deal out of this, your problems won't fade away once you've had sex

>>37487598
You're literally making it worse

Would you say this in front of your mother as well?

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> you have to spend time "improving" yourself ( which is a myth for the most part)
> there are people who never even thought about how to impress women or their peers, because they respect them naturally. Why? because they're attractive and there's nothing you can say bad about them even if you tried.

>>37485297

Who is this guy in the image? I've seen this posted over and over again for years and he's the iconic neckbeard, but I've never thought of who he is before. Did he post on /soc/ or something years ago and then get turned into a meme?

l've told girls at parties l was a virgin but none of them would ever believed me.

Maybe they just know.

>>37482948
>Nah busy fucking your mom on the regs but we wanna keep it a secret, oops secrets out, go fuck yourself cunt
Getting angry about it is the number one way for everyone to confirm you're a virgin and that you're embarrassed by it.
Just say no and laugh it off, it's not like anyone can prove it anyway

In what context does someone think it's okay to ask that? That girl is a bitch and you shouldn't feel bad about it. If this story is real and your friends didn't scold her for harassing you like that, I would find new friends.

>hang out with Alternative people
>none of these 50 000 rules apply

Its that simple. Actually when i think about it regular people dont do all this shit either, you must hang out with horrible shitty people.

>>37482803
Correct respond is "Jesus Christ told me to wait til marriage", especially if you and your friends are atheists

>>37485240
>female
>not virgin
>im a socially awkward robot myself

just die, roastie

>>37482803
>Hair seems to overreact to wind
fuck this is accurate

>>37489211
The image is meant to fuck with your head. Everyone does/thinks this. Especially self conscious people.

>>37482803
She knew because any normalfag would have answered the question with a laugh and "is that even possible at [your age]?"

>>37488369
They're not paranoid when it's true

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Bad move, OP. Nobody invites robots because they actually wanted you there to fuck everything up for them. They were just doing it out of politeness. You should've seen them relieved whenever you turn them down all your life. Why should anything be different this time?

>>37489152
>Alternative people

>>37482803
>always happen to me

I'm not even trying anymore

Why are you all so embarrassed about being virgins? Nobody actually cares. A friend of a friend asked me at a small party and I said yes. It's literally nothing to be upset about, it's not even hard to have sex if you want it.

>>37482803
There is literally nothing wrong with New Balance. Stop this meme.

>>37485481
Least autistic response so far. If you laugh while saying this it's fine. Honestly just being open is the best approach normies will think your one of them if you act like you are

Lost my virginity on a trampoline last night, ama

Can confirm it was inconsequential and not great. I've never been all that interested in sex anyway. What was nice was cuddling all night I think what people on here are lacking isn't a sex life, it's intimacy.

Just make up some bullshit about not really caring much for sex for the sake of sex (rather than you being too awkward to try and get in girls pants). Friends might rip you for your virginity as a bit of banter but unless you're enough of a fucked cunt to not actually have any friends nobody will really care. And those who actually laugh in your face about it are people that nobody should be involved with in the first place.

>>37490691
This. The cringey part of OPs story isn't that he's a virgin or that he got picked on, it's how he handled it. No one gives two shits if you're a virgin if it looks like you don't give a shit either. Literally just shrug and say you're waiting for the right one. Slinking away into the shadows choking back tears and driving home makes you look like a little baby that can't take the lightest of banter without getting assblasted.

>>37482803
>long strides

That's just tall people. I don't think Shaq is a virgin. Also OP you fucking retard you should have said "yep" and "I just haven't found the right girl yet."

Me and my mates always take the piss out of our virgin friend by playing Like a Virgin by Madonna every time he's in the car with us. Great banter to be honest lads, would recommend.

Its hard to come up with a quick reply on the spot like that. You probably thought of some good ones on the ride home like "Thanks but I'm not interested"

>>37482803
>"Who told you that ?"
Kek they were right to laugh

How the fuck do they figure it out though
A girl told me the same thing once and when I asked her how she knew she said some shit like "you lack confidence" or whatever
How do I fix it?

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>>37487598
>>what? i've taken it up the ass loads of times
AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
DO NOT FUCKING DO THIS
You've just triggered a horrible memory of me in school. I was around 14, hyper autistic
>sit next to chad in art class
>he turns to me one day and says 'Anon, have you ever masturbated?' whilst grinning
>try to think of a witty response
>404 brain not found
>'Yeah, only over you!'
>Chad goes wtf
>Chad gets all his chad friends to gather round
>asks me the same question again
>I give the same answer
>they all laugh at me

Protip: If you think it sounds cool in your head, 99% of the time it isn't

>>37492214
You should've asked him out loud why he's asking why you masturbate. Would've embarrassed the shit out of him.

>>37492442
With hindsight, it's all so clear what I should have done to become chad, or at least not be little weedy anon

>>37482803
This is pretty much my walk. But I walk fast on purpose, brisk walking is good for you. Also not a virgin

>>37482803
She said it randomly to troll. I wouldn't read much into it

>>37483107
>If you weren't such an autist you could have replied something as "yep, wanna take my virginity?"
Are you trying to get OP arrested?

>>37490917
>Literally just shrug and say you're waiting for the right one.
How can normies lie so instinctively? You know damn well that's not the truth, yet it just comes out. Fuck you.

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>>37482803
>looks below parallel
>avoid eye contact
>too polite
>comfortable hand form
>tense
>walk fast
>pass everyone
>long stride
>head craned
>back slouched
>stiff arms
they don't know, right... right?

>>37492214
Oh man those kinds of people where the worst in highschool. Like they'd all stand around you like leering jackals. Thanks for the memories.
>hey anon, do you have a shower at home?? Haha
the funny thing is i didn't

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Original normie genocide when?

>>37488849
Fuck knows, he posted again on /v/ some years back though I think showing he was still the same person as before, despite what some were saying.

>>37488418
why would i say that in front of my mother you retard

>>37492214
if you don't see the difference between an obvious joke at a party in front of a group of people with good delivery and your response to one person who asked you something awkward and you replied with something that could be true then you're truly autistic

>>37493225
>then you're truly autistic
I'm literally diagnosed mate. Life is so hard for me.

>>37491368

She would have gotten her boyfriend to beat up anon for sexually harassing her

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>>37487598

You can't honestly tell me you think those are acceptable

>>37487961

Are you a virgin?

Quick, think of something funny

>>37482803
>parties
>ever
you deserved it

Lie and tell them you aren't a virgin. You don't owe these people anything, anyone who would ask that is looking to tear you down. I'm not a virgin, but I dont have a lot of experience with normal relationships. There, you deflected the question, and gave a non humiliating excuse for the discomfort they are reading from you. If she pushes or calls you a liar, they have nothing to go on -- smile say whatever and walk away.

>>37493767
It's easy to say you're not a virgin but it's also easy to expose one too.

>>37482803
>don't enjoy myself but make it seem like I do

And there lies the crux of your problem, anon. Did you stop and wonder WHY you even bothered apart from a compulsion to be "normal"?

You're THIS close to understanding what "be yourself" actually means.

>>37493791
How? Has anon known all of these people since middle school, and everyone knows who has hooked up? Probably not. They have no proof except your word.

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>>37482803
delete this photo of my right now

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>>37482803
>near the end of the night, one of my friends girlfriends says "You're a virgin, aren't you Anon?"

you idiot, she was trying to hook you up

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>>37484192
>being proud of sexual activity either active or inactive

anon, it's only sex, chill

honestly all the people saying admit being a virgin are liars. What if you are like 25. Better lie. People will lose respect for you and think you are a loser or that something is wrong. Think for yourself how can you be a man if you are unable to get laid.

>>37483955
what would we be doing on r9k if we weren't anon

>>37494130
>caring that much about what other people think of you
absolute normie

>>37493929
Just talk about sex. It's that easy.

>>37493684
if you have proper delivery they're not bad, they either divert attention from you or make the notion that you're a virgin seem ludicrous

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>anon have you ever had a gf? You're a virgin aren't you? I can tell by the way you carry yourself, you're very polite hehe, anon you're not a bad looking guy, you're a good looking guy anon, you really are. there is someone for everyone, you're a very smart person anon, I can see you will be successful in anything you do


Imagine being told this by a woman as a 27 HKV while she giggles and twirls around in her seat. embarrassing as fuck, I just want to not go to work anymore. halp

>>37482803
>having a facade
I did that for my entire school life and i ended up hating myself and school a lot more because of it

>>37494196
A girl isn't going to be quizzing you on sex details. If you lied about doing drugs when you never had, theres a pretty good chance someone could tell you didn't know what you were talking about. What is there to mess up about sex? Knowing what to do is basically genetic.

No one gives a shit about this after they've matured; let's say their 30s.

People only act that way because of identity politics; I'm better than you because X.

If people mistreat you or dehumanize you, then they're the one's at fault and have some sort of glitch, not the other way around.

>>37484226
>Isaac Newton
>Nikola Tesla

Yeah such failures, how about you kill yourself normalshit

>>37488183
There's no way you can be this new

>>37487077
>Never trust normalfags. Never
I get where you are coming from, but come on man. The worst thing that will happen is normalfags laughing at you, which they do anyway. If one out of thirty are ok, then I think it's still worth the risk.

>>37485517
only if the guy is cute is awkwardness cute. But for most of us, it offputs females

>>37492214
That's pretty bad anon. I would have skipped school for a week after that. Oh well, at least 14 year old you is still less retarded than this >>37487598 anon.

>>37490462
You have no idea bro stfu

>>37494289
what if she wanted your virgin D

>>37482803
>Are you a virgin?
>Ye just look at me. What did you expect?
Just say something like that, while smiling.
There is no point starting a fight over this, if you really want to be the part of the group and finally fuck somebody. One of the girls will feel bad for you after a while.

Maybe something like this:
>Bet you lost it like 10 years ago
But make it a joke. You just take the jokes and make the jokes and hope for that pussy.

>>37483107
Thats too much and fucking cringy.

>>37494786
Neither of those lines work unless you're attractive

And no, it doesn't matter if you "say it with confidence"

Anyone saying something other than deny til you die is a pleb

I have 3 lost virginity stories with 3 different ages I lost them, depending on how vapid the normies are. When in Rome, you know?

It makes my blood boil because for people like me, getting sex is extremely hard. And for chads, normies and women it just goes completely over their fucking heads because it comes easy to THEM. It would be like a 6'8 guy asking a midget why he can't dunk a basketball "why not just jump higher haha". Especially attractive young women, they cannot comprehend how hard it is to get sex.

and for you guys asking "why do you care", you obviously do not understand. A male virgin over like 18 is really looked down upon. Your respect in that group is now lower than low. Now the girls in that group you admitted to being a virgin with REALLY don't want anything to do with you, and the guys all see you as a loser/failure.

>>37482803
holy shit, i have perfected this walk and still do it regularly despite having lost my virginity ages ago, what gives? am i still mentally a virgin?

>>37494177
This is advice how to not make a fool of yourselves in front of normies. Ofcourse you have to care.

>>37495123

I've denied it twice, I do not know if they believed me but they both left me alone and didn't bring it up again. A lot better than admitting defeat. People lie about everything, why not? I see it as saving my own ass, I'm not trying to look cool I'm trying to fucking survive.

Tell her the truth, that it's because you just don't fit in anywhere in this world.

>>37482803
you could just say "LOL yes, i'm saving myself up for someone special", i don't see why it's gotta bring you down this much

>>37495124
this tbqh especially the last part

>>37495209

>lol, Anon actually thinks he's going to find someone special
>I know right lol what a creep

>>37495205

Trying to be deep is probably the worst thing you can do at a party

>>37495172

Exactly, you're still a mental virgin

>>37482803
Yep normies can fucking smell it I swear. Same thing happened to me but with friends thankfully. Second time it happened I responded with "that's a bit personal, don't you think?". Luckily someone else started talking and she didn't press further.

It's like we've been stamped

>>37495391
Yeah you should try to be deep in the bed room instead.

>>37495476

I think it just comes down to being shy and awkward, also not aggressive around girls. If you have these traits, its a 99% chance you're a virgin. The fact that normies will bring up something so personal around people just shows me how shitty they are, and I want nothing to do with such "people".

>>37483955
that would prob work perfect desu

normie advice

>>37494954
Nothing works if you are that deformed.

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>>37482803
shit like that is terrifying, worse than aidscancerleprocy

I'm so sorry you had to go through that, anon, and I hope your ptsd won't make you kill yourself

>>37495567
Aggressive = creepy if you're not Chad

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>>37484090
This. Women have a sense for this sort of thing. They have an instinct to keep your garbage sperm as far away from them as possible.

What'll really bake your noodle is that your genes may in fact have been naturally selected to emit detectable creep vibes. Consider ants or bees. They have several different castes, all of which have a role in preserving the colony. Betas like yourself may in fact be a distinct human caste.

Regular men and women may contain the genetic information necessary to produce a certain percentage of beta drone offspring, which don't compete for mating rights, but contribute to the overall well-being of the tribe nonetheless. First of all, you're likely to give resources to close female relatives. Second of all, you're naturally inclined to be a 'beta orbiter' who provides free resources and protection to women you'll never ever fuck. You probably even feel good when you do so.

The extended phenotype is a pretty wild concept when you think about it. You just have to remember that you as an organism are just a tool, a meat robot, manufactured by your genes to perpetuate them, BUT that your genes are also present in your close relatives (i.e., a closely related tribal unit). If you, a beta drone, die childless while enabling your genetic relatives to reproduce more often, your genes have still been replicated. What happens to your individual meat robot body isn't particularly important to your genes so long as they are replicated somehow.

>>37495680

Everything you do is creepy if you're not a chad

>>37495856

Good thing we don't live in caves anymore, yeah?

>>37496389
Now we live in basements.

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My party experiences are usually like pic related

>>37495199
they didn't you just lied to your self

>>37494786
>One of the girls will feel bad for you after a while.
They'll say so to look kind when they're done laughing and that'll be all.

>>37483024
This deserves a dozen replies and a screencap, so fuckin true.

And to all of you who think you have amazing replies: you're full of shit. There's nothing you can say/do to dodge embarassment in a situation like this. A virgin cannot lie convincingly about his virginity, it's just impossible, people can see it from a mile away. OP was ambushed and doomed.

>>37489184
This exactly, I don't understand why you wouldn't just play it off like your Religious.

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>>37487598
>something less tryhard
>"your bf fucks me more than you desu"

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>there are people on this planet who unironically claim superiority because they are nonvirgins
What makes them special? It's just meat touching another person's meat.
Also why isn't it cool to abstain yourself from primitive mortal desires?

>>37494537
>this is what retards actually believe
learn how to joke

>>37497404
Cool guy amirite

>>37497404
that's not tryhard though it's an obvious joke and it's short

>>37497434
because it says you cant get girls

>>37497785
>get girls
Is that something necessary or what?

>>37497938
If you want to be a true man yes

>>37493704
>Are you a virgin?
>Quick, think of something funny
"Yeah, but only because I'm not a fucking quitter"

Easy. You gotta be witty if you wanna survive as a virgin NEET... Only way to stay sane.

>>37482803
RIP in pieces, motherfucker.
Listen to this lad >>37483024 because he knows his shit. Just drop those hedonistic pagans and be on your own, and find friends who are actually virtuous and not fucking demons.

It happened for a reason; so, now you can either live your shitty monotonous life or actually give a fuck about yourself for once.

>>37485517
Yeah this is complete bullshit

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>>37482803
I'm more of a "Chad Stride" fellow

>>37498457
>and find friends who are actually virtuous and not fucking demons.

The older I get, the more I realize there are still people worth befriending out there. You just have to completely ignore all normies. Stay away from them, you're never going to fit in. Find other weirdos and misfits, people from other walks of life.

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>>37498504
fucking kek
I love it

orispaghetti

>>37498569

What is this, some kind of suicide squad?

>>37494289
>I can tell by the way you carry yourself, you're very polite
So being polite means you're a virgin? What the fuck?

>>37499149

Of course?

The only people who don't understand this are virgins

>>37482803
There is no such a thing as a male virginity, it's a meme, she was calling you a woman, should have punched her.

>>37499172
Explain
I don't understand how they can literally detect virginity.

I find that putting on a stoneface and saying yes in the most unemotional tone works well. Especially if you follow with complete silence and stare at them expectingly, as if though you are waiting for them to say something.

>>37490636
Did you do a double jackknife? Did you lick her asshole a little bit?

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>>37482948
Wow you're a sperg

>>37499098
Take your media references somewhere else, normie.

>>37499420
Where do you think you are

Welcome

>>37499644

Who the fuck seriously says something like "hang out with other misfits and weirdos"

That's hot topic shit, son

>>37495190
>of course you have to care and be insecure about everything

What else is new?

>dumb robots actually believe this

>>37498305
>hire escort

Problem solved!!!!!!! You're now a man

>>37500638

Do you want friends at all? Because you're not going to ever fit in with normies, and they will make that clear. I'm not saying hang out with losers, I'm saying find people like yourself that don't fit in either.

>>37482803
>no way my dude! You didn't even pull in high school? Lmao

What kind of fag talks like this? Must have been a pretty shitty party. You deserve the humiliation for hanging out with dumb normies desu

>>37494406
>I'm a virgin because Newton and Tesla were also virgins, not because I'm a literal mentally ill sperg

Sure thing champ. Go discover something while you're at it.

>>37501115
Need to learn to stop projecting

>in the army
>laying on my bed, face in pillow
>two buddies messaging tinder girls and telling sex stories
>"anon, have you ever had sex?"
>let out a muffled 'no'
>they didn't seem to care and continued talking

>walking with other buddies
>"anon must have lots of sex stories"
>say awkwardly 'haha not that many'
>one guy sees right through my bs and is just about to call it
>subject changes
thank god

>>37501115
I will discover a way to kill all nornies.

>>37501396
Once they find out they'll take you to a whorehouse or something. Wouldn't worry too much about it.

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>comes out that I'm a virgin
>always get that "wow you're so lucky, I wish I waited" shit
This shit pisses me off every time.

>>37501648
>wow that's great, it's nice to save it for a special person
>any girl would be lucky to have you

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>>37501682
>it'll happen sooner than you think

>>37501644
Not in anymore. Kinda would like to go back because my social life has been pretty much non-existent for the last couple of years.
Honestly those might have been the best days of my life. Still it felt like everyone had their own friends back at home and just wanted to get to them most of the time and I really only had them and waited every vacation to just get back to the barracks.

>>37501780
Considering that you think it'll never happen if it happens at all to be sooner than you think

>>37501682
I honestly doubt anyone's ever said that to

Just say your a virgin, what are they gonna do?
They might make fun of you but if you got along before what would being a virgin change?

>>37482803
>not just going "Yup", scaring the normalfags with your brazen honesty
Your dick will never be huge at this rate anon.

>>37502540
if I screenshotted the conversations I have with roasties about sex you'd be proven wrong

>>37482803
This happened to me.
>New year's eve
>Invited at a last minute by a girl from my class in university that said I could come to the party at her brother's place
>I drink some shots first before I leave my house so I feel more confident to talk to the people there as I will not know anyone except her
>Night goes good, actually. I'm kind of drunk by now, talking with a girl that I just met, in the middle of the living room.
>One random girl to whom I never talked with before jump in the conversation, interrupt what I was saying:
>"You're a virgin"
>She walks away
>The girl I was talking to burst out laughing
>I try to play it off by saying something like "hum, ok. Weird" and try to continue speaking as if nothing happened
>I see in the eyes of the girl that she knows it's true and she does her best to retain her laugh
>Drink more, get hammered, and go back to my appartment hating myself
>Good times.

>>37485517
>applies to very shallow girls
>applies to all girls
Pick either, it's the same thing.

its easy to tell.

it could be that you are trying too hard to converse
or you might simply be ugly and they sort of concluded it.
90% chance they thought you were too ugly to get laid and wanted you to rationalize why you can't get laid while denying the looks issue

>>37502540
Nope, it's an incredibly patronizing and frustrating canned response when they don't want to look like assholes.

>>37502042
Well you're probably right but it sort of hurts coming from two normies who can't understand my issues.

Come to think of it, I know who the virgins are in my life.

I'm a 27 year old virgin so there aren't many of us left now.

>>37502764
Just thinking, might as well kill myself.

>>37501682
>>37501780
>It would be better for you if you did with an experienced girl
>nudge nudge wink wink
she thinks i'll fall for this bullshit

>>37502729
american woman are so rude.
if you want to be treated like a human being go and meet with asian woman

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>>37490636
The first time is always awkward and pretty mediocre. Sex only gets good when you do it a few times with the same person. You get a better idea of what works for them, and vice-versa if the person in question is a decent human being.

Some people will always prefer the intimacy over the sex, but don't knock it until you've tried it a few times.

>>37502764
trust me when i say this but guys are fucking liars when it comes to hookups and sex.

some guys got rejected a hundred times before getting a lay but they will mention how easy it was

>>37502805
The story happened in France actually but I get your point.
Still don't understand what was the point of doing that. Maybe she was drunk too but that was mean, and most importantly, I really wonder how she did manage to know because I thought nobody would.

>>37495124
>>37495213
The last part is bullshit
If your friends like you and enjoy your company before finding out your a virgin, what about that would change? Unless you have shitty friends or insecure ones who just started having sex it shouldn't matter. How is me being a virgin gonna affect us hanging out?

>>37502884
well its because of your looks obviously.
if there is 1 common factor to every guy that is a virgin is simply looks.
a girl can sort of approxomate how many sexual partners you had

>>37482803
I thought this got archived?

>>37502885
its not bullshit. that's how people are.
"friends" is just a relative term.

>>37502885
You'd be surprised how petty people can be over the dumbest shit. I find that's a constant in people, that there's always a varying level of pettiness.

>>37482860
This

As always original

you could have just kept a straight face and lied in a convincing way

>no I lost in high school

>>37502971
Most people don't care
Those are the same people who care what phone you use
And all the shit you see on social media about it is a joke,
If someone asks you why you haven't lost it just say it's because you never lose

>all these "just lie" responses

What the fuck is wrong with you people? Stop fucking lying about shit, be better people.

>>37503072
of course people don't give a shit.
but since its around other people, and you sort of breaking the ice with a funny joke. its gives people social credit on your expanse.

people that barely got laid once will laugh at virgins. people who got laid 3 times will laugh at people who got laid 1 time. and so forth.

>>37503072
I can't really lose anything if I didn't have anything to begin with. That includes social contacts.

>>37503114
oh and i forgot to mention.

men in general have it hard when it comes to sex. so even people who actually get laid are getting sloppy seconds. generally we are swimming in the same bucket of shit

>>37485517
Maybe if he's good looking. Then its "cute" and "funny". If he's an ugly sperg then its creepy and worrying.

t. goodlooking robot

>>37482803
what fucking world do you people live in where youre constantly being hounded with questions about your virginity?

>>37502885
trust me it only takes one person who you think is your friend to out you, and the cat's out
they probably already had doubts, but having it confirmed makes them think even less of you

you lose tons of respect and it can be used against you at any given time
arguing with some guy? " lol shut up virgin" everyone laughs at your face

the stigma is real, I had it happen to me from a friend I trusted, he proceeded to patronize me all the time and didn't value my opinion on anything after

You fucked up by not calling her a slut anon

>>37482803
Does anyone have advice on the hair thing? I'm Asian so it's fucked to begin with, I've tried gels and stuff. Hats look weird on me so that's a no go in public. Right now, I just wear a baseball cap after getting out of the shower for like half an hour which settles it in low winds, but anything more and it becomes a poofy clusterfuck

>>37482803
>are you a virgin anon?

>yup

I don't know what's complicated about that

>No, I'm fucking your dad.
>Everyone laughs.
>No one wants to start shit with you since you hit back.
>Apologize and just smile at grill or simply leave.

>>37503319
Own the poof, but if you can't, cut it short.

>>37503591
they wouldn't let you off that easy

>are you a virgin anon?
>yup
> wait really? anon's a virgin?
> yeah.
> what? aren't you like 26-27?
> yeah
> wow, what about a girl, do you have a girlfriend?
> nop

etc.
you think they'll stop negging you because you "own it"? they will make you dig your grave deeper and deeper if you don't make something up

>>37493767
just say "I've never had consensual sex"
it's not lying and will probably shut them up.

>>37496537
how do my fellow robots actually get invited to parties?

>>37503961
Sounds like it was shut down fairly easy by one-word responses.

Nobody's ever asked me but I always figure if they ask why, I'll just lie and say I was molested as a child. Can they really say anything bad after that?

>>37484192
this if you are not a virgin then you are just a pussy worshiping faggot and a pussy beggar. I am still a virgin because I don't like to give women my power and I don't like to put up with their shit.

>>37484226
validating yourself worth through women kys.

>>37485517
you forgot to say he needs to look like a greek god.

I lost mine at like age 8 when me and my friend were playing around in a blanket fort, so how the fuck do I bring that up if asked

>>37505258

Define "lost my virginity"

>>37505274
we both ate each others asses out, then did oral and she wanted me to put my peepee stick in her vagine. holy shit this is why Im probably fucked in the head I repressed the shit out of this

>>37505313

>Eating Ass before 2016

I refuse to believe you're not lying

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This is why I don't go to parties and rarely interact with people. No matter what you do, if you didn't get laid in high school, people will just make fun of you and think you're a loser. I think self-improvement is a great thing, but I don't think people should expect self-improvement to improve their social standing, or make it easier for them to get laid. I have a couple friends, but for the most part, I think socializing is a waste of time. No matter how hard I try to be normal, I'll always do something weird, and people will always make fun of me for something.

Don't listen to normies who tell you that you have to "get out more." That's fucking retarded and only works if you're a normie or a Chad, for guys like us it's just a fucking waste of time.

I remember when I was younger and I would occasionally go to parties (because most of my friends were Chads and I often got invited) all the girls would basically ignore me, and whenever I tried to speak up, talk to them, or get a word in, they would just give me dismissive, one-word responses, and then continue trying to get Chad's attention. And it's like this at literally every social event that normies go to in order to hook up with women.

But I really don't think people should spend a lot of time bitching and complaining about how much it sucks to be a beta male (even though I kind of just did), I think it's a much better idea to just become socially isolated and focus on self-improvement. Normies don't care about your suffering. Just go on r/cringepics or r/justneckbeardthings. Those subreddits solely exist to make fun of beta males; it's classic bullying. However, they'll never admit that it's bullying. And most of the people that browse r/cringepics and r/justneckbeardthings are just normal guys. They probably don't think of themselves as bullies and some of them might even claim to be against bullying.

You should have just said "shut the fuck up, bitch." Insult a woman to their face and they will immediately start wanting your dick.

>>37497404
Fucking kek. I don't know why this post made me laugh so much.

>>37483955
Attacking when attacked by a third party is the best defense.

>>37505377
well we did, I don't think I knew what the fuck was going on I just licked her pee and poo holes because I don't know. I don't remember who started it really, I just know we did it more times after that, and when we were about 11 or maybe a bit older she moved to kentucky because the school district we were in had a really shitty highschool and her mom also had a job oppurtunity, plus lower cost of living. I remember she was pretty cute and had a very slight raspy voice which was really cute. I wonder if she remembers me at all, or what she remember me as.

I mean we were good friends though too

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"Not all of us have overly friendly uncles"

>>37505377
respond to me you fucking piece of shit I opened up to you

>>37505486
>>37505722

What the fuck you want me to say, nigga?

Why would kids willingly eat each other's shit

>>37505777
there wasnt really shit in the asses you dummy, or whatever, just the act of fucking eating each other out. all i remember is it was kinda gritty. also pls validate me about the second part about her remembering or if this would fuck me up mentally. Also I wonder if she told her mom

>>37482803
>not replying with "Premarital sex is a sin and those who engaged in it should repent if they wish to enter the kingdom of God. Those who have already accepted Christ and engaged in premaritals have damned themselves to hell."

Most Stacy's are believers in some fashion, reminding them of their sin is the quickest way to hurt them. They have no comeback beyond "Only god can judge me!" to which you reply "He will."

The honest answer is this:

Women can smell weakness the same way a shark can smell blood. That's literally what they're made for: detecting who is and isn't a good mate

>>37505828

She probably remembers, is terribly embarrassed by it, and does her best to forget.

You coming back into her life would probably be the worst thing to happen to her and no, she hasn't told her mom.

You're only fucked up by it because you keep thinking on stupid shit you did when you were a kid and had no responsibility for your actions.

>>37505907
thanks kind stranger.

plus she could probably get a much better man than me anyways

>>37505388
I had a similar experience as OP last friday. A highschool friend invited me to his gf's surprise birthday party. There was this drinking game where two people back up to each other and everyone else asks things like
>who has slept with more women?
>who has the bigger penis?
>who is more artistic?
They started making fun of me for being a virgin. My friend even said during the artistic question "more like AUTISTIC, just kidding! ;-) My heart just sank.

Do they know how just bad they hurt me? The physical nausea and deep anxiety I had to endure just to go there and sit on a couch? I worked up the courage to try to be sociable and they just cut me down for no reason. These people have everything I can only dream of: sex, intimacy, love, good careers.

I am a 27 year old male virgin. Below murderers, drug dealers and jeff epstein pedophiles in society. It's fucking over for me.

>>37506205
yaayy my future to look forward to. except nobody from highschool talks to me

>embarrassed of being a virgin
is this a white people thing or something?

>>37506205
>Below murderers, drug dealers and jeff epstein pedophiles in society

Oh come on. You know that's not true you melodramatic bitch. Get ahold of yourself and start pretending you're some badass hermit who doesn't care. That's what I did

>>37506349
i used to not care but now I do. give me my emotionless state back you stupid brain

>>37506376
Force your brain into not caring. Hard drugs will do that. Sex means nothing anymore when you experience true, physical bliss

>>37506295
I'm in the same boat, although my family roasts me for it in the high school normalfags' stead. There's no winning. I'd be fine with being a virgin if people didn't have to go insulting me and ruining conversations over it like a bunch of autists.

>>37506422
just start dropping the word retribution a lot around them

>>37506481
Maybe I should take that a step further and start preaching every time they criticize me for it. They can't say shit because they're Christian.

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>>37486388
I wouldn't even need to lie about it

>>37506539
take it a step further and drive a bmw 328i straight to valhalla

>>37486388
>implying that's the worst response
>not following up with "I've fucked every person who's started that rumor" for humor
You have to shitpost harder than the meme gender if you want to get anywhere.

>>37482948
>Nah busy fucking your mom on the regs but we wanna keep it a secret, oops secrets out, go fuck yourself cunt

Are you 12?

>>37487622
I agree, he was probably fine if he didn't run away...

>>37487598
The second one is great.

>>37506627
I would but I don't have my license. I got a permit though.

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What drives someone to ask "ARE YOU A VIRGIN, HAVE YOU PUT YOUR PENIS INTO A VAGINA"?
That's only acceptable for a doctor to ask in privacy for certain cases.

Asking it disrespects all social norms and conventions which they're very well accustomed with
Asking it only shows they're extremely judgemental, presumptuous and likely have a superiority complex over virgins

I can't

>>37486851
perhaps it is an acquired taste

>>37506349
>Get ahold of yourself and start pretending you're some badass hermit who doesn't care
I think that's what my closest highschool friend did, put on this pseudo-Alpha noncaring personality which really made no sense to me. One time I remember a girl telling him to stop pretending to be cool. He shot himself in his car 3 years ago.

>>37489045
>Getting angry about it is the number one way for everyone to confirm you're a virgin and that you're embarrassed by it.
this, even if you said no, getting angry would make it seem like your lying.

>>37507151
Damn that's dark dude.

>>37482803
>tried beeing someone else
>it didn't work
wow what a surprise.

do you think every fucking loser on this planet can just go have a stellar hollywood acting career or what? people know when you're full of shit, that is the dumbest thing you could do.

>working hard at improving myself by not doing anything to improve, only talking about shit
working very hard would mean dating all kinds of girls, it would mean getting your posture and speech corrected, it would mean getting feedback from real people, not fucking 4chan.

you're a cunt and i hope you stay a virgin.

>>37488849
He Is from finland.
His family had a website with weird fantasy stories with lore and art.

>>37506826
Pick one:

Anon is a fucking moron who associates with these people, who are themselves abnormal (yet they still have relationships and fun lives).

They aren't actually abnormal and there are situations where that is a valid question.

you say "judgmental," they say "virgin." you're doing the same shit in this context. but they go on to laugh and enjoy themselves after calling you a virgin, and you contemplate your own existence of moral superiority.

>>37507151
>what is asexual
>what is having high standards

if not having did it really bad for you then be blunt about it, bullies only care about things they know bothers you. If you say "I'm too socially awkward to get a girl,plus i want a virgin" then they situation will be made awkward for them as they aim to target a weak point (a point they're not used to people being ok with).

the key is to not let an argument on. If people have a problem just say "to each their own" and dont let them think they have rein over your opinions.
Acknowledging my self awareness always got me out of bad situation. It also helps that I never stay in a situation where I'm surrounded with people i know wouldn't know me.

>>37507480
7/10
>legitimate
>Wrong
>Did you even read the post nigger

>>37507525
>judging and presuming

>>37482948
It's always fun to play the sad card, I love Making normies feel like shit

>>37485297
>implying this guy even wants a gf

He obviously doesn't give a fuck and no one should

>>37485517

Nice try LARP.

even when at my physical peak and decent social skills: girls hate a guy who does not move fast enough in the courtship process.

They automatically write it off as one of these or multiple:
>autist
>virgin
>socially awkward
>gay
>too good for them/arrogant
>too good for you
>lack of interest
>already have gf

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>>37507621
Forgot image fuck my lifeoroni

>>37486327
f your ugly it's the literal equivalent of a fat person who drinks diet coke to "lose weight"

>>37507151
>He shot himself in his car 3 years ago.
Sounds like your friend was Elliot Rodger

>tfw love being a brat somewhat while out
>never find the best answer to this question
I believe judging their behavior for possibly devaluing someone just because they don't get some is a no go if you plan to fuck with someone in close proximity.

Something something vampire joke might work if they aren't as bright as a chair. Like "Are you interested in that on behalf of being a vampire? I fear for my safety now" in a slightly condescending way while smiling a bit.

>>37482803
Losing your v doesn't change you instantly, though, not the first (maybe even couple of times) time.

>>37483955
works pretty well, sorry for your autistic opinion

>>37483107
Mate, you're kind of a cunt... you should fuck off somewhere else.

Cancer

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>always walk kind of on my toes
>basically don't use my heels
What the fuck do I mean by this?
I don't even do it consciously. I just do. Who else here /walksontoes/

Most of these don't apply to me, but I am a virgin.

>>37482803
>people that laugh at virgins
why do you care what these normies have to say?
it's clear that they are just FUCKING NORMIES, no?

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>>37509946
Holy fucking shit I do this too and thought I was the only one in the world to do this. Do you have giant feet and muscular legs because of this too?

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>>37496537
I thought i was a sperg, but how could you even attract this much negative attention unless someone else puts it on you?

>>37484376
kys nigger faggot!

origaminol

>>37498569
Even the misfits and weirdos are mostly as delusional as the normies though. It is really tough to find virtuous people, who aren't self-absorbed as fuck. Really, really tough, man.

>>37502540
Why do you doubt it?
People are shit

>>37502884
French women are all disgusting whores. I'm pretty sure American women aren't as bad as ours.

>>37499098
keked, good one anon

>>37499644
fuck off it was a good post

>>37511778

Paris women are disgusting whores, but I find the provincials to be top shelf

>>37512449
>provincials
Eh
Which ones? You mean true rural girls?

>>37512455

Can't speak for the whole country, but when I did a exchange program with a family in Auch was heaven for me

>>37482803
Feel for you my friend. When you get blindsided by something like that, you've got no chance. Sadly, you will meet a lot of people like this as you go through life.

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>>37482803
I had a normie chad """""""""friend""""""""" who did a similar thing. Firstly listen to this guy >>37483024
This was a few years ago
>virgin
>going out for a girls bday I didn't even know
>normie chad made me go
>start hitting it off with a girl cause im drunk
>she's getting all touchy feely with me
>normie chad pulls her aside for a moment
>suddenly everything is iced and I go home alone
Found out from someone else that he told her I was a virgin. There was literally no provocation he didn't even want her. It was purely to spite me. Why? I don't know and probably never will know. They're just sick sacks of shit

>>37505901
I've met some real bitches in my life, and one in particular that was cold blooded evil. Completely agree with this.

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>>37512724
Ask him why anon

Find out the secret to why they hate us. Everyday I feel like they all plot against me as if I'm some sort of outsider. As if it's some sort of cult that I'm not in. Do it anon, make him admit it's true and that I'm not crazy. Normies won't admit it but they sanction people off, it's a cult... A FUCKING CULT!

REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>37482803

Please, I need more of these to learn what I'm doing wrong

>>37512894

You're paranoid anon

You need help

>>37512894
Don't listen to this guy: >>37513501

He's clearly part of the cult

>>37512724
people are gonna bully and fuck with you, bro. you have to be prepared for it.

>>37513075
please post more of these I'm kekkin.
where's a "Chad Sit" edit?

>>37513075
>>37482803
those are only bait pics, anon

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I think the only decent response is "I'm already fucked over by life itself, thanks." Self-deprecation is always guaranteed to repel normies.

>>37482803
OP it was a joke at first, but then you actually admitted to it and fucked yourself over

>>37485301
there is no such thing as a fembot

originalgeo

>>37482803
Why the fuck would you tell them? You dont confess things like that just because a random bitch askes you. What kind of friend is ok with his girlfriend asking his friends questions like this? If my gf disrespected my friends like this i'd leave her for being a cunt to weaker persons... get away from this disrespectful ppl and fuck a hooker... at least you are not a virgin then and you dont have to lie about it.

Just say you have epididymitis. Broken balls

>>37482803
>this thread

holy shit. some of you can't get any more pathetic, you probably wouldn't be a virgin if you weren't so obsessed about sex, you try so hard you're literally driving girls away

>>37505388
The Aryan doubles confirm it, the normies must be purged.

Never ever believe the lies of normies.

Remember to check out the woman hate threads here, that should be the final nail in the coffin. Those threads made me disgusted by women and no way in hell I want a gf anymore.

>>37513934

But they describe me perfectly

Are you saying I'm fucking bait incarnate?

>>37514374
You don't know me, bitch, my sufferings goes beyond just muh virginity

>>37490917
>little baby that can't take the lightest of banter without getting assblasted.


hehe banter xD

why is getting insulted in an attempt to put you down and make you feel bad "just banter heheh anon can't take a joke"

>>37515826

Jesus Christ, this is why you're still a virgin

Grow the fuck up