>hang out with friends >everyone is drinking beer >take

ha ha ha
he's got "the virgin sip"
what can i say bro
eat more pussy

>>37669073
well that's not an option for me

Try not being a bitch? I honestly like beer more than soda.
In all honestly, take a couple sips of vodka and then brandy another day. You'll feel how strong alcohol can get and will appreciate the crispness and carbonation of just beer, amd the superior longer lasting buzz.

>>37669033
maybe drinking beer isn't your thing. maybe your thing is drowning on cum and being someone's boipussy

>>37669033

Sounds like you're drinking really hoppy beer, IPAs and the like. Try a stout or a porter. I fucking love Nitro milk stout, it has very strong hints of coffee/milk/chocolate and malt, but not a lot of hops

>>37669033
Lol are you 15. Yeah you definitely are.

Try a not craft brew anything, get a basic bitch PBR or Fosters and branch out from there if you like it, or just stick with those. No one cares but hipsters.
Everyone just pretends to like IPAs anyways.

You don't have to do things you don't like.

>>37669033
just make sure you don't drink IPAs or beer with lots of hops
also wino ex-gf don't get me into wine, it really is the best

>>37669033
>he does the virgin sip
hahahahaha

>>37669448
>I honestly like beer more than soda
this is accurate.
Fuck sugary garbage.

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>>37669033
how much of an effeminate limp-wristed twink faggot do you have to be to cringe at a sip of bear holy fucking shit

you pathetic faggots need to be MEN, grow some fucking hair on your chest, drop your balls a bit, add some fucking testosterone to your fucking body jesus fucking hell.

If i were your father i would run to the store right now, buy 12 pack, head home and make you chug 10 straight without stopping. I will fucking shove it down your throat until the faggot sissiness dissipates from your soul. You will drink and cringe at every fucking sip until you don't feel anything and you are naked crying in a bathtub at 2am.

jesus this board sometimes is so fucking gay

>>37669815
>you pathetic faggots need to be MEN,
>jesus christ this board sometimes is so fucking gay
>ignores literally every single post calling out OP for being a bitch
Guys look at this retard

>>37669815
>being this mad
>this long ass post
Dawg

>>37669815
this is /r9k/, what do you expect. every person on this board is a beta

>>37669558
>Sounds like you're drinking really hoppy beer,
>Try a stout or a porter

100% troll

OP, is this your first time drinking? Just go with a candy-ass drink like hard lemonade or flavored smirnoff.