ITT: times you were alpha >homeless guy asks for change >Sure,

>tell mommy to bring tendies
>"anon, you need to eat healthier"
>"oh im sorry, did i ask for your advice"
>"n-no"
>"bitch if you dont bring me my tendies i'll fuck you like no one has ever fucked you before"

>>37668763
being alpha =\= being a asshole.

>girlfriend of 2 years had been cheating on me for months
>leak her nudes to everyone I could think of
>she killed herself a couple weeks ago

>>37668763
Did you tell him that you and him have nothing in common?

>in middle school
>Two girls chatting it up behind me in the lunch line
>One of them taps my shoulder and says her friend likes me
>Turn to her and tell her she doesn't actually like me

>brother pinched me super hard
>he has a seizure
>squeeze his balls

>on a faggot Nick thread
>faggot Nick giving pop psychology advice to idiots
>me: "faggot says what"
>nick: "what"
>me: "exactly"

>>37668986
Nice, orengandola

>>37668763
Right on, brother! Right fucking on!!

>>37668939
Ummmm sweetie, IT IS. Why do you think women only date assholes?

>>37668939
Bothering strangers trying to go about their day for money instead of getting a fucking job makes you an asshole to me.

>homeless guy looked hungry
>gave him half my subway sandwich

>>37669651
> bothering

americucks are the cancer of the earth.

>>37669749
>plz sir I was a complete failure at life
>and now it's your duty to bail me out of the shit situation I put myself in
Eurocucks man.

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>drunk girl tries to hug me
>'don't fucking touch me'

>mom touches me
>"don't you ever touch me again"
She hasn't touched me since lads and I lean away from her as far as physically possible if I have to be near her.

>>37669886
It's called the virgin lean.

>>37669770
he was just asking for some money. not like he put a knife on you.

why coudnt just say no in a polite way ?
he wasnt saying it was your duty , just asking a favour.

>>37669899
No comment. You know what you did. We all know. You think we don't, but we do :^)

>>37669922
What has that piece of sub human garbage ever done that deserves a favor? He is a nuisance and he makes my city look like shit. He deserves nothing but to rot in his filth. I hope he freezes this winter or gets a heatstroke in the coming days. Would serve him right. Homeless people are a daily reminder for what the NEET life gets you. May he rot in hell.

>>37668763
>be me 2011
>get home after a long day riding around on the train, staring freakishly at cute girls
>take off my purple joker dinner jacket and throw it humourously onto my bedroom floor
>notice how worn the fabric is
>it's covered in rips and brown stains and still reeks of the time I spilled one of my piss jars on it
>pick up the jacket and inhale deeply
>remember all the great times I've had wearing the jacket
>put it back on, one last time
>one final joke
>stride hilariously out of my room
>travel up the corridor
>creep into my mother's room to ask her to drive me to the shops so she can buy me another white dinner jacket I can dye purple
>my mother is on the bed, four fingers plunging furiously in and out of her quivering vagina
>she's shocked but too close to cumming to stop
>about to back out but the jacket infuses me with the spirit of the joker
>leap onto the bed and whip out my phimosis encrusted dick
>stab wildly at my mothers engorged labia, ejaculating my dark grey semen all over her hand
>collapse on top of her whimpering feed the dog cat food
>take the jacket of my face
>im actually lying in a gutter
>covered in shit and garbage
>mom kicked me out a year ago due to my NEET lifestyle
>pop the collar on my crusty tie dye dinner jacket
>point my fingers to the stars like a gun
>fire the gun and bring the finger to my lips and blow
>"See you,space cowboy"...
>tense my bowels as hard as i can and shit diarrhea down my legs for warmth as i roll over for the night
>it's going to be a long night

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>mommy brings me tendies
>They are the shitty knock off brand
>Cry and throw a fit, yell at mommy
>"B-but anon they were on sale, and it's the only ones we can afford"
>Punch her
>She runs to her room crying
TOUGH SHIT YOU DUMB BITCH, YOU HAVE ONE JOB AND YOU FUCKED IT UP

>>37668939

Not necessarily. But Chads tend to be assholes. That's women are always complaining about guys being jerks. They're complaining about Chad.

>>37670127
>>37670167
Summer already? Or is Reddit doing a "raid"?

>>37670203
Well, high schools around here recently let out. Thanks for reminding me to avoid this website for 3 months

>>37668763
Asking for change is a job, charity's do this too

>>37668763
I went to poo and didn't wash my hands lol am i cad now?

>live in student halls, playing LAN party game
>weird guy comes to my open door and asks to buy weed because he heard he could score some here.
> I tell him he must be mistaken
> he gets angry and calls me a faggot and quickly lunges into my room and grabs my electric guitar and dashes out
>I give chase and corner him at the end of the hallway and he screams his demands for weed and holds my guitar by the neck threatening to smash it.
>I walk forward slowly and verbally reassuring him.
>anyfilmwithahostagescene.mp4
>I get close enough and then late the rage flow.
>somehow get him into a chokehold and tell him I'll let go once he lets go of my guitar
>tell a random Stacey from the crowd of onlookers to grab my guitar off him.
>literally drag him to the exit by the neck and throw him out the door.

Turned out he was on my course and eventually failed because he wrote his thesis on how Bush did 9/11. Roasties on my floor thought I was a total alpha for putting him in his place without hurting him properly because he was obviously mentally unstable.

>>37668986
haha nice one

oregona

>>37668763

If that's ur preception of being alpha then no wonder u can't get a gf

>inb4 hurr durr roastie whore

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>broke nigger asks for change
>kneel down and open my suitcase
>tell him "do you know what a fucking loser you are?"
>stab him in the stomach
>stomp on his dog for good measure

>>37671530
You're such a psycho.

>>37671530
hahahaha epic ;)

>>37668939
amen to this brethren.