>tfw 21 yr old university student with no work experience

That sucks, senpai.

I feel fortunate that, despite my autism, I've always been excellent at public speaking, presentations, and formal interviews.

Put me down in a roomful of strangers and ask me to make small talk, though, and I'll spill spaghetti all over the floor.

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>>37559269
yeah it was really bad she even laughed when i was explaining my day at my previous "job". Fuck, it went worse then i could have imagined.

It sucks because when i am honest about having no work experience i get ignored by every minimum wage job, even mcdicks.

>>37559232
just fucking kill yourself i guess

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Don't lie. When you lie, you eventually end up not being able to come up with another lie.
You may even be a retard in the eyes of your boss, but at least be an honest retard.

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>>37560840
not gonna lie most people would prefer a dishonest genius to an honest retard

most of my sisters friends have lied on their resume about experience and have gotten jobs in their field

its been 1 yrs since i have graduated uni, i dont have friends to lie for me and I dont wanna lie I have had like 2 interviews after 500+ job applications

kill me senpai-a-wam

>>37561649
whhy is this?

clearly an honest retrd is safer to have around, not only are they honest so they cant get away with shit, they're also a retard so they cant get away with shit too

dishonest genius is like begging to be robbed or roped into something