>Be me
>Bunking at brother's place since my apartment is flooded because of shitty rain weather
>Go's into the kitchen for any drinks to have
>Sees a perfect bottle of Coke Cola
>Fuckyes.png
>Pours a pint of Cola into glass
>Chucks that shit down
>Brother walks in seeing me chuck it
>Brother is shouting at me for some reason but I can't hear him because I'm too busy chucking that fizzy Cola
>Stops chucking to take a breather
>"The fuck you doing, Anon?! That has Vodka in it!"
>As soon as my brother said that I taste that horrible taste of V O D K A
>At that point I get a Migraine and shit gets somewhat blurry
>Wellshit.jpeg
>10 minutes later I'm in my bed regretting everything that happened
>cola is caramel color
>vodka is see through
What kind of retard do you think I am?
>>37558502
Not sure if sarcasm or not
>Am Retardation FWI
First off. Drink water instead of soda. Second off if your paying for your apartment you should ask for your money back for the days that the apartment was flooded. At least ask. They'll probably say no, but it's worth a shot. Sorry you're having a bad time right now. I hope things begin to get better soon.
>>37558585
Water?! Who do you think you are?
Also thanks for positive vibes my amigo.
>>37558502
The cola was spiked with alcohol. It wasn't all alcohol. It looked like a regular cold soda except the seal was probably broken.