A GIRL MY AGE IS COMING TO MY HOUSE TO SLEEP OVER TONIGHT HELP

stock up on snacks and water, lock door

steal her socks

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tell her she can sleep on your dick

>>37852063
Where is she sleeping at in the house? Not in your room, right?

Fucking dick her, dude! Don't puss out!

>>37852063
Feed her some eggs

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>>37852063
Get your head strait! I need some more information to help, what's your age?

>>37852063
"You wanna fuck, make the night more interesting?" If she has a bf then just say "he'll never know, besides you really want to do nothing this whole night" It'd help if you have drugs or booze.

>>37852063
OP we gonna need some more info and a few updates along the way

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>>37852157
A R E Y O U A S C I E N T I S T L I K E M E ?!

>>37852063
Dont act like a fucking autist

When she arrives open the door and say "fuck off we're full" before closing it

Activate the benis :"-DDDDD

>>37852063
Obviously you should steal her panties while she's sleeping.

>>37852063
Piss on her tits while she's asleep!

take pictures of her sleeping
post them on here later

don't overthink it you goddamn goober

>everyone in thread freaking out
FUCK HER OP FUCK HER HOLY SHIT
>what actually will happen
U-Uh hey *awkward smile* well, enjoy your stay *runs to room and closes door*

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>>37852439
>>37852425
>>37852412

You normie faggots would never actually have the will to be this non-discreetly rape-y.

>>37852063
>>37852443
Please do OP. Don't let your fellow robots down.

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>>37852063
Waiting for an update OP

>>37852100
I don't know. Our house is tiny. We don't have room for her.

>>37852157
This is autistic

>>37852071
I actually live in the garage so this will probably happen. I just haven't talked to a female my age in a few years for more than 20 seconds.

>>37852616
reSponDD TOo meei pl0x ;#3 plz *nuzzles*

>>37852142
Just over 20

>>37852616
Dude getting a girl high and trying to gently coax her into sex is the only way you get some quick, you may not have gotten laid but something like a blowjob or handjob or just fingering her would have been worth it, but since you live in the garage not even your own room, you aren't getting anything ever.

>>37852063
Act natural, and minimize contact. Don't talk about your autistic hobbies and interests, and if she asks, keep it generic. Clear your browsing history after every session on your computer, hid any personal belonging you might be ashamed of, and clean your room.

>>37852880
What if I just get her drunk and rape her?

>>37853383
Also a valid option

>>37852063
make her eat a bowl of eggs, shows that you are caring provider.

when she walks through the door give her a head nod and walk on. it's alpha

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>>37852063
Show her the cake farts video and try get her to pants down fart into your nostrils while you jerk off. Then get her number and just constantly text her BRRRRRAPPPPPPPPP until she blocks you

>>37853502
you have to realize that op is most likely an autist and will fuck something like this up

>>37853512
>Be OP
>Girl comes through door
>Nods and tries to walk on, alpha as fuckkk
>accidentally headbutts her in the face
>breaks down crying because he has no friends and has never had a girlfriend and cries into her chest
>snorts up snot
>"W-w-will you be my gf?"
>Gets rejected instantly
>runs to room crying
>piss bottles spill out as he opens his door
>slams door
>spends next 30 minutes punching walls
>3 hours of Papa Roach later comes out and asks mom for tendies

>>37852063
Just be cool. Being autistic isnt hard, right?

>>37852063
Just say hi, be friendly and ask her why she is your fucking house.