I just realized I did the dumbest shit. The autism can only be

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I just realized I did the dumbest shit. The autism can only be explained via greentext.
>graduation party
>nervous as hell, hate attention
>guests pouring in
>do alright, have a quick chat with everyone
>talk to my cousin and her husband about my plans
>not really thinking about college, but I'm open to whatever the future holds
>cousin's husband goes, "Hey, ditching it always an option."
>for whatever reason, I completely forget what ditching means
>in context of conversation, I processed "ditching" as a career
>"Ditching?" I ask
>"Yeah."
>"Like... digging ditches?"
>husband is a smartass, nods
>cousin staring at me funny
>"Think about it."
>totally fucking lost, think my cousins are telling me to look at a future in digging ditches
>"I mean I guess that's always an option," I laugh
>get a pat on the back and weird glances as they go get food

Why am I so fucking dumb around people. I just now realized what actually happened and it's been like 6 hours.