>finally found something to spend my money on that's

It's prostitution, right?

>>37900425
haha i got bored of that long ago and I'm not supposed to keep breaking the law anyway i actually live next door to a whore and I haven't even fucked her

k so what is it anon

nothing solves my problems better than alcohol

>>37900440
You should take the opportunity for free puss man.

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>>37900593
I go to the spa now. I go there and they have peaceful music playing and I lounge in a robe and drink tea out of teapots that they have all over the place while they prepare my bathtub for me. It's a big bathtub and you sit there with candles and stuff and then I get out and they dry me off and massage me. Speaking of, I have to put together my own peaceful music for next time instead of theirs.

it's kind of expensive but whatever

>>37900686
meh, I tried, but she's kind of crazy anyway. She asked me how much I would pay her and I told her nothing cause I could just get her to do it for free and it ALMOST worked but I ended up just making out with her.

>>37900693
sounds like a roundabout way of producing the same feelings alcohol does

just take a bath at home with some whiskey

>>37900779
I have no bath and this is better anyway. And it's nothing like alcohol.

>>37900779
The same way grapes are a round about way of eating raw sugar. Are you an alcoholic or a retard?

>>37900343
Are you that guy who posted That thread with the riddle and said you were the smartest man on r9k? You're a good story teller dude and Make fun threads

>>37900693
> they dry me off and massage me

Do you get a happy ending?

>>37900895
Yes that was me, but I am actually smarter than all of 4chan.org not just this particular board.

>>37900912
No they aren't whores