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>Waiting in at lunch (6th or 7th grade)
>Dude cuts me in line
>Get back in front of him, assume it was simple mistake
>He pushes me back behind him
>wat.jpg
>Push him back
>He tries to throw a punch
>He actually tries to have proper form (gets in proper form, etc.)
>Due to this I see it coming from a. mile away
>He fucking brings his arm back for a whole second
>Sucker punch him in the mouth
>He doesn't get knocked out or anything, just backs up a few steps and gives me the stink eye
>It is clear that he has lost
>Don't remember much past that, just that I had to go down to the principal's office and had a stern talking to
>go buy ice cream after school
That day was a good day.

>>37933465
>>37933715
>being this pathetic to where you're bragging about elementary school happenings like they're accomplishments on a Norwegian Wood jazz festival forum
this is why I keep coming back

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>>37933465
>normie sister comes to me
>she wants to talk about the chad rejecting her and how she can't find anyone good
>she wants an empathy moment
>tell her i don't care and to gtgo cause i am playing vidya

She went on a trip right now to another city to talk to her female friend.
>tfw alone in the house for 2 days.

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>>37933465
>be autistic 6'6" (non deformed) kv student
>housemate next door is a chad
>fucking a new stacey like normal
>go out room for shit
>door to chads room is open
>chad says something to the girl and she laughs
>tell chad to fuck off
>chad comes up to me, gets in my face and says some passive aggressive joke
>look down at him and say "fuck off you midget I need a shit"
>walk past him, hear girl laughing
>in the toilet can hear chad telling her to shut up

>>37933930
very nicely done anon

knknjk

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>>37933968
Kek, nice.

comment is supremely extremely originally spiritually original

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>be me 10 or 11 years ago
>parents were on a vacation with my sister for a week during summer break and left me to watch the house
>they left me with a couple hundred bucks for food
>go blow it on a new guitar
>get home and leave it in my car to piss
>forget about it
>that night I hear my car alarm go off
>my dad had a gun so I grabbed it and went outside
>some guy stole my stereo and my guitar
>I probable could've shot him but I decided it wasn't worth it to kill or injure another man just for some stupid guitar and a car stereo
>watch him get away with it and don't do anything
I don't like to "btfo" other people

>>37934378
Why the fuck would you just leave it outside? Why not expend the two seconds of effort to just drag it inside and leave it by the door?

>>37934378

>I don't like to "btfo" other people

You are an embarrassment

>>37934419
I left it in my car and I guess I forgot about it. I didn't think it would get stolen. I think what I bought was a fender deluxe telecaster but since it got stolen I was stuck with a cheap squier stratocaster