>Bought a house a 4 months ago >One of my neighbors is

Date her mom and use this to get closer to her daughter. Ideally you get in a situation where you're banging both at the same time.

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>>37933457
Friendzone the SHIT OUT OF THAT BITCH
YEAHH

>tfw you will never experience oyakodon

How old are you though? unless you're in your 30's as well id say no. If you are in your 30's then go for it.

date her.

You do realize that girl is underage and thinks of you as the friendly neighbor who's friends with her mom

>>37933555
Great reply
I like this

>>37933516
That's a little sleazy even for me. While I'm not that interested in her mom, I don't want to be an asshole.

>>37933601
I'm 37.

>>37933625
She's not underage in my state.

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>>37933457

>buys a house
>immediately begins ruining his reputation in the neighborhood he's paying to be apart of for the next 40 years

>>37933672
Date mom dont even think of the girl seriously youll be called everything possible by everyone on the block

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>>37933672
regardless she sees you as her mom's friend/friendly neighbor.
You know chads up in it
>>37933688
Also this

>>37933672
>37
You are fucking retarded, holy shit.

>>37933457
Holy shit youre alergic to vagina arent you


fucking faggot you had pussy right in your hand and youre just like """oops gotta go play vydia and red them doujinshi"

seriously, what a fucking cuck

>>37933672
Date the mom you dumbass.

lol I find it hilarious how you're unintentionally charismatic enough to make this woman for you.

>>37933781
This. I can only imagine OP is completely indifferent to her and she's just completely into that. She likes when a guy has absolutely no interest in her, it makes her wet as fuck.

>all these cucks telling him to date a single mom
kill yourselves

>>37934022
He would have a hot step-daughter.

>>37933672
i highly doubt u will get with the daughter

>>37933672

You're gross. You shouldnt be looking at girls young enough to be your daughter. You should leave them both alone before you ruin their lives and make them hate eachother.
Get some help. If you see a potential mate in a child then you're extremely immature/bordering pedo mentality.

>>37934158
Dried up roastie slut detected.

>>37934158
1. Look but don't touch
2. You're an idiot

>>37933672
Your chances with the daughter are not great. I also don't think they will be severely worsened by dating the mom. If you could go the other way around it, that is, have the daughter spill to the mother that she likes you, you could have some miniscule chance of going full degenerate on both of them, but this is really reaching. Mom probably wouldn't want the girl to be dating someone 20 years older, especially when she wants the same guy.
She'd also throw a massive fit if she found out after the fact that you're fucking the girl, absolutely do not do this.

Either way, logically it's not a terrible idea to date the mom, but I wouldn't really recommend dating someone you're completely uninterested in, eventually it will probably get to them. You could be upfront about this much and tell her, with a lot of sugarcoating, that if she wants to fuck, you're okay with that much, just no relationship.

You didn't fuck up. She's overly emotional. Maybe you can arrange something where you're fuckbuddies but don't go any more than that.

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>>37934158
butthurt roasties, every time

>>37933705
>>37933776
That's a problem though. I have no interest in her at all. She's not unattractive physically but she's an emotional wreck and a single mom, it's not a great situation. Even if I can't get her daughter, that's fine. I don't want to default to her mom though, I think I'd rather be alone than deal with that mess.

>>37933899
It really was unintentional. I always just polite and nice to her but I never flirted with her or anything, I stayed very far away from that.

>>37934427
You have no escape route left, anon, either gonna have to tell her that you're gay, or make up some sob story about why you don't want to date, but this can easily backfire

>>37934208
>>37934242
>>37934350
He's right, though
Preying after young girls seldom ends well, and will fuck with the girl
Try to stay within your own age bracket so you aren't a fool getting rejected by a teenager

>>37934427
Use her for sex while you get comfortable with her daughter.

>>37933516
are you trying to go full lolita
>mum "accidentally" dies
>develop bond with daughter
>end up raping her and convince her she loves you

>>37933457
Holy shit this is just the book Lolita.
So if you do get a relationship with the loli the mum will eventually find out and get so depressed she kills herself and the daughter will out grow you, go to college, meet a guy better fitter and younger than you. You'd at least be kind of happy with the Mum, If you even dare as to touch the daughter you will ruin 3 lives.

Go to the darkside OP and use her mom to get close to her daughter and fuck both of them.

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She's trying to use you to make you a beta provider for another mans spawn, whilst too old to give you a child of your own in compensation.

Don't be some roastie fallback because Chad went on to greener pastures. Don't be her wallet.

Damn OP, you must have charmed her panties wet. It could be bad if you reject her mom. If you want any chance with her daughter, you need to be on good terms with her. I think you'll have to swallow your pride and date her mom. Her daughter might hate you if you destroy her mom emotionally.

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>this many robots/4chan ners telling OP tp date single mom/used goods
>tel ling him to avoid thw prime teen puss


Whhat the fuck you s going on here?

>>37934643
read what i posted above you homie
LEARN FROM THE BOOK DON'T DO IT MAN

>>37933672
>She's not underage in my state.

Might wanna check that again bud, if you're saying state as in america than I don't think under 18 exists. Certain state have exceptions, but they're all within a certain amount of years from the underage. Most "16 y/o is age of consent states" specifies you must be within 3 years of age, so only 18 and 19 year olds are the only "adults" that can have sex with them legally.

>>37933457
OP you fucked up. Rule 1 about neighbours: never get too close to them. Neighbourly interaction shouldn't go past simply greeting each other or, a bit of small talk if you want to have a long and healthy relationship with them. This rule goes twice for an autistic robo like yourself.

However, since you have crossed the line you can say goodbye to a peaceful relationship with your neighbour as you'll be part of conversations and drama regardless if you want to or not until you move to a different neighbourhood. You must friendzone the mother instantly and avoid speaking to her for a couple weeks if you want any privacy but since you are not ready for a fully committed relationship and have lewd thoughts about her daughter do not even try to get closer to them than you already are.

>>37934800
>date
In my state the legal age is technically 15

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There's only a few choices. You should know the right one by now.

>>37934158
>37
>juggling a 35 and a 16 who is her daughter
no
get out of the triangle or you are looking for trouble.

>>37933457
1) How old are you?
2) Is it still allowed to ask for pictures of said mom to judge? Ofc blur her eyes if you do, but since the whole /r9soc/ thing I dunno if we can still ask for that

>>37933457
I can't even imagine being attracted to a 35 year old woman, tried to picture it but litterally can't.

When I turn 30 I'm just going to end it and kill myself.

Ever read lolita

Mate, you either drop the bomb and friendzone either, or you stop contact to them.

>single mom
>cheated on her husband

>"The past is the past guys, I'm sure she will love me for the rest of our lives"

>Single
>Owns a house
Bitch is obviously after your wallet.
And some used up roastie sure as fuck ain't worth your investment or time. You can do way better if you're as well of as you are implying.
Don't even fuck the woman, she'll probably trap you.

>>37934886
Trouble and excitement is the spice of life. You can always move OP, not all of us can have a may-may-december tryst.

>>37934953
You have poor reading comprehension fucking oregano

>>37934964
She was married, she obviously took the house from her hubby.

>>37934761
Adults are speaking instead of horny teenagers

>>37933457
keep it cool for now
befriend her mom
wait till girl turns 18 and attack
you can prepare her in the meantime
get close to her and buy her expensive shit

>>37934158
Roastie detected.
Since you denied him sex in his teenage years, he has every right to get it now.

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>>37935001
Yea whatever you say, roastie

>>37933457
JUST DO IT
FUCK THAT MOM
DAUGHTER MAY COME 'ROUND
You'll have a waifu and an adult daughterfu

op using ur years of experience being alive to manipulate a girl that isnt even 18 yet (subconciously or not) is not right, and will not end will for you

You seem to care about your neighbor relationship a lot. If you didn't I would say to ask the mom for a threesome with the daughter. It's a win-win situation. She's either disgusted and leaves you alone or you get a threesome.

>>37933457
Do you like the mom?
I mean, if you're 37...You could fuck her and be sex friends. It's more doable than what all the incels itt say like " fuck her daughter hue hue ". That's impossible irl friend.

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op you MUST date the qt.314

check em

>>37933672
If you're 37 go for the mom you retard. The 16 year old wont fuck you

>>37934505

>caring about what happens to women
Imagine yourself as an ugly male, would they show the same sympathy as you? I'll answer that for you.
>no

>>37935071
I wish I were a girl
Then maybe I could make people happy

>>37934158
>realizes shes ugly and worthless
>triggered
kek

>16
>a "child"
kek continues; hello plebbit

>>37934319
Listen to this man op. Forget the daughter and get a hot fwb thing going w the mom. Your twice that girls age dude

>>37934886
OP should aspire to trips.
See if granny comes to visit, fuck her too.

>>37934746
Dude shes almost 18 so its not like hes gonna have to raise her christ

>>37933457
Oh look, another generic "normals take everything personally" story.

>>37935302
>dude
Irrelevant either hook up with the daughter or none at all. You can always just date until she's 18. If the mom isn't OK with this just ignore them both and just focus on gardening or keeping up your property for resale. Mom isn't worth the effort, you have better shit to do.

>>37935317
so much this thank you for posting desu

Fuck off chad and take the rest of the normalfags with you.

Why the fuck did you say no retard??
The people on this website sigh

>>37935357
What is the better odds here? 35 yr old woman throwing herself on him and garenteed fuck or a maybe w a girl half his age. If ops been single this long theres prolly something off w him as well and the girl will know this but the moms ok w it

I don't think you should go for the mom. You live too close. What happens if there's a messy break up?

You're stuck next to her forever. She not only knows where you live, but she could watch you all. day. long.

Keep playing the bachelor. String her on if you want. It doesn't matter. Just never, ever, take her out.

>unironically recommending dating a roastie 7 years past expetiation date, especially a single mom
ISHYGDDT
Go back to Plebbit normans.

>>37935221
I'm not an ugly male
But I also treat ugly people with respect
I like people, including young women
Regardless, I don't need other people to praise me for being kind

>>37934022
Date her? Abso-fucking-lutely not! Bang her or ask for fwb. Why not. Dating much less going further with a single mother is a clusterfuck. Banging her no strings attached, not so much.
>>37934158
As long as both parties are adult, get the fuck out of here. Men prefer girls aged 19-22 throughout all age groups. It's basically their prime age and thus completely natural. >>37934505
"Preying", take your moral faggotry out the fucking door. As soon as she turns 18, she's fair game. As long as someone is legal, people like you have zero business trying to tell others what to do.

Given sexual dimorphism and different fertility there is ZERO reason for men to stay in their age group as soon as they cross the 30s.

>>37935460
>there's something wrong with dating a woman your own age

>>37935481

But see that's the thing, you're a male. You know how to treat people and think with precaution. Women do not do this one bit.

>>37935506
There's everything wrong with that unless you are Chad.
How long have you been browsing here?

>>37935426
A chance at 18 is better than guaranteed 35, but that's just my opinion.

I'm not a virgin, and though it has been a while I'm comfortable enough with the few experiences I have to pick and choose--sometimes a gamble is more attractive than a sure thing....but I guess that depends on what OP wants/values. I wouldn't bother with mum though desu.

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Take her up on it. Go out with her, literally nothing to lose

>>37935583
Since the board was founded. That doesn't mean I buy into your bullshit 'redpill' propaganda.

>>37935677
Fair enough, you'll pay the price for idiocy though.
Reap what you sow

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>>37933457
Don't become a cuck retard.

She's desperate for you to fund her daughter and disgusting lifestyle in exchange for her loose beat up whore vagina.

Don't do it bro, never touch another man's leftovers.

Funny how you always have to justify yourself if you don't want to be in a relationship or have sex with someone and he/she wants. Even worse if you're a man, "You're gay or what? Go for fuckbuddies"
Equation is simple OP, if you're really not interested, you tell her. Speak with her and tell her you don't want it. Don't lie and say "I had bad relationship in the past", she'll think to herself that you're emotionally wounded and need time to recover, so she'll wait in silence and situation won't get any better
Now that you have told her, you avoir contact with both of them because akwardness, if she's interested in a relationship you can not have a real friendship with her, because she'll always have twisted thoughts.
DON'T HAVE ANY SEXUAL RELATIONSHIP WITH HER, AVOIR DRINKING WITH HER, if you EVER have ONE sexual relationship with her, she'll use this excuse to ruin your life
And no, don't go for the daughter, obviously

>>37935733
Good one. I have a GF of five years, close friends, and a good job. What am I going to 'reap' exactly?

>in b4 'lel she kuk u'

>>37935536
Yes they do. What the fuck are you talking about? Did you have a mother at all?

>>37935677
Good for you.
She's way out of her prime, while his is possibly extending up to 50. OP sounds like a typical late bloomer. I'm just telling him to enjoy himself a little, just like that roastie enjoyed herself until she hit the wall. 0

>>37935773
Becoming a redfaced failed normie.

>>37935583
No there isn't it's very normal

>>37935823
> you couldn't buy a Ferrari when you were younger
> but now you can enjoy this Kia now if you want
Nope.
Stick to your bike and roll dice for a Porsche.

>>37935842
Women date older guys/chads in their teens and twentues and only look at guys like OP once they're 30+.
Dating young women in your 30s when you are well off is pretty normal in response to that kind of bullshit desu senpai.

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>>37933516
>>37933625
>>37933705
>>37933774
>>37933776
>>37934319
>>37934580
>>37935001
>>37935086
>>37935302
>>37935407
>>37935604
Literally kill your selves, cuckboys / used up roasties


>>37934022
>>37934746
>>37934761
>>37934964
>>37935460
This

>>37934158
Dumb roast slag thot, go suck a chad's dick

>>37934505
>He
Hello roasty

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>>37935784

>my mother
>think with precaution and treated people with respect

She ran away with some druggie leaving my father to become the alcoholic wreck he is today and had sex with my childhood best friend causing me to ghost him for life.

No, they don't.

>>37935506
"Dating" a woman above 30 is a completely pointless thing to do. She's an used up aged hag that cannot birth children anymore and went through her fertile phase already. If she doesn't have children by then she most likely will never and if she has, there is even less of a reason to get with her for anything but recreational sex. For which, she is still scrapping the bottom of the barrel.

>>37934242
Either:

>Leave the house and neighborhood and hope a 17 year old girl is willing to date someone twice her age.

Or

>date the mom and accept that she has a near adult kid, meaning you aren't really raising the kid

Or

>make moves on the daugter, inevitably fuckin your reputation with the mom and neighborhood, forever labelling you as a creep

Pick one OP

>>37936057
Who cares if people think you're a creep? It's legal and they can't do anything about it.

>>37934990
>She was married, she obviously took the house from her hubby.
I hope opie understands that

You made the right choice, OP. Single moms are the worst.

>>37936138
What is wrong with her having the house exactly? The dad doesn't seem to be in their lives and she's the one raising the child. If he cheated on her then yeah, tough shit I say. There's nothing morally wrong here that the person who's raising your child gets the home. OP has nothing to be concerned about and if you're that hung up, just don't marry her.

>>37935924
Ah yes it's one of those retards that replies to every single post in the thread

>>37934208
>>37934242
>>37934350
>>37935066
>>37935273
>>37935494
>>37935924


16 is not an adult, not even a roastie just man enough to know better

>>37933457
This is like the opposite of that Stacy's mom song

You people are fucking disgusting. Are any of you even aware of the things you're saying or are you too far gone by now?

Didnt read, too long. Did OP fuck and has to move now?

Yes i know its a fake story.

>>37935929
Just because your mother was awful doesn't mean they all are
I'm not going to assume all men are unable to treat others like humans just because you're an asshole

>>37936324
FUCK OFF BACK TO REDIT AND FAGBOOK

the daughter only if you are really serious about it post 18+. you'll need to swap houses and deal with the drama.

the shitty leftover mom? you did the right thing, don't touch it with a pole

>>37936324

No, 30 year old single moms fishing for mans wallets are.

Also the teenage girl will soon be on her prime years. Why should op stay away?

>>37936086
Probably people who don't want to be labeled as a creep

Not to mention that he has a near 0% chance of success with the daughter. He's fucking 37 lmao, a 16 year old is likely not going to go for that. The reverse is probably true as well. OP might think she's cute but she's probably near infantile in her understanding of things at that point. What could they possibly have in common?

>>37936521
>Probably people who don't want to be labeled as a creep
So normies. There is no downside if you don't care what anybody thinks.

>>37936521
>she's probably near infantile in her understanding of things at that point
>at that point

kek, kid

OP tell us about your relationship with the girl. Do you think she's into you?

>>37936280
>>37936521
Good thing she's not 16 then. You can tell who's a moron who read one sentence and thinks they know everything.

>>37936280
>not even a roastie just man enough to know better
Man enough eh?

Have you ever actually been able to shame someone into going along with your opinion? That was a low tier attempt, try harder.

Nigger, you're well past the point of not accepting a single mom. Of course a young girl is going to be cuter, but you've missed your chance to be with a young girl by about 15 years.

A young guy, <30, that marries a young single mom is asking for trouble. At 35, this woman probably doesn't think she's going to leave you and get someone better, she just doesn't want to die alone.

You get along with them, so you might as well give it a shot because you're retarded for even being interested in her 16 year old daughter.

>>37936585
Hmm, it's hard to say. She seems to think I'm pretty cool since she's always coming to my house for long periods of time. She always greets me with a hug and is always touching me. She'll always touch my arms or my hands. It's hard to call though, she could just be an intimate sort of person. She did give me a kiss on the cheek after I helped her mom with some stuff once.

>>37936612
Yes that one year really changes things. Obviously she is more able to relate to a 37 year old now that the gap is only 20 years.

>>37936557
Okay. Keep pretending that you and the other people on this board don't care about other people's opinions when half this thread is about the perception of dating a single mom.

>>37936583
Unless the single mom has the sweetest alimony of all time she still has to manage all of her own affairs. Especially at 30+ you can't be completely incompetent and survive on your own.

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>>37936719
You might actually be able to slay her OP, don't fuck this up.

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It's alright to get sexually involved if you don't care about friendship otherwise what you got going is a good thing and I wouldn't fuck with it you're now the cool neighbor with no intentions just a good guy. Also my penis is stiff from all this hard imagining of the MILF BRAAAAAAPS.

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>>37936334

>the not all x is bad argument

It's a MAJORITY problem, I seem to think you are a roastie with arguments like that. Leave the site for 10 minutes and come back to this thread and rethink your responses.

>>37936807
You're comparing a person who OP is actually friends with and people who does not know. Also OP clearly doesn't care that much since he's willing to bang her child and seems to have zero hesitation in that regard, he just doesn't want to use and abuse her mother. Seems pretty noble to me.

>>37936719
>Dat Murrican Pie
Start getting /fit/, put a weight bench in the garage so she can see you pumping iron.

Next time she comes over have the house covered in rose petals. Not even kidding it's a classic "old movie" unless she's a complete idiot she'll get the reference and the suggestion implied.

Also use steroids. Sound advice.

>>37936869
Your anecdotes mean nothing
Learn to respect other people and perhaps they will do the same

>>37936719
Invite her to your house tonight and fuck her brains out.

>>37936807
>Keep pretending that you and the other people on this board don't care about other people's opinions
Kind of off topic: but I see posts like this all the time on 4chan, does it ever occur to you people that just because others are curious about your opinion doesn't necessarily mean it's valued, or even seriously considered?

OP, you're going to end up banging both of them anyway. Just fucking do it.

>>37933457
You messed up. why not just bang the mom and get closer to the daughter and then bang both?
Get both drunk and bang both.
Try to get both pregnant.

OP should just bang both. What's the drawback?

So what do we know about OP:

>has a stable job presumably
>financially well off enough to buy a house
>is attractive enough that a teenage girl feels comfortable being alone with him
>is charismatic enough that he got the affections of her mother without even trying
>is an older gentleman so he has that older man vibe about him

OP, tell us more about you. How good looking are you, how tall are, how much money do you make a year, are you a virgin?

>>37937184
His virginity matters, if he's a virgin I say go for the mom.

>>37937068
Maybe. Usually when you're curious about something it's because the answer has some value to you.

As it pertains to the thread and /r9k/ in general, it's obvious that the "I don't care what other people think" is a comforting lie. If the average robot really didn't care, then we wouldn't have multiple threads everyday detailing an overthinking of a social interaction.

>>37937184
The fact that her mom likes him is neither surprising nor impressive. She's a used up roastie and this man just fell into her life, of course she likes him.

>>37937160
Terrible suggestion

Unless mom is a drug addict and the daughter is psychotic there's no way that would ever work. People don't behave that way.

If you tried to bang both on the DL, he would eventually be caught; it would make their lives a living hell and they would return the favor with interest.

>>37937210
What an odd perspective.

Last thing I Googled: "Do people in Taiwan still eat dogs?"
I'm neither a PETAfag, nor an edgyfoodie, what possible value could this have?

I'm not that guy or arguing with by the way, just sayin I think the
>you must truly care!
argument is half-assed, cliche and lazy af

>>37937248
OP seems like a handsome chad.
He'll get away with it.
Just bang the mother. The daughter will start seeing him in a sexual light because girls always value a man that is used goods. The daughter will try to seduce him and then he can bang both.

This woman once looked up at a man, in her youth, as the love of her life fertilized her young womb for the first time in a passionate embrace forever etched in her memory. Now she is jaded, infertile, old and damaged.

Do you think, even for a second, she has any love in her heart for you even a fraction of that? Do you think you could even remotely possibly ever matter to them?

>>37937368
First fight daughter and mom have daughter will play the "I banged OP, so I'm not a lil girl!" card. Mom will destroy him after this.

>>37937405
Who cares banged both.

>>37937392
>implying that being tired, weathered, cynical, and dispassionate is a bad thing
Suddenly mom sounds like a better option. Less bullshit.

>>37937023
I'm already pretty fit man. I think it would be too obvious if I start lifting and flexing right in front of her. I appreciate the sentiment though.

>>37937094
>>37937160
Well, aside from I just don't want to be that level of asshole, getting with the mom might actually lower my chances of getting with the daughter so that's a risk I'm not willing to take.

>>37937184
You make me sound a lot better than I feel like I am. I do have a stable job obviously, I make over 90k a year. I am a virgin actually surprising to no one. I would say in looks, I'm a solid 6 on my best day. I'm not ugly but I don't turn any heads. I'm 5'10", I have graying black hair and hazel eyes. I look like an average man in his late 30s who stays in shape.

>>37937448
What's the point, then? Sloppily pounding her wizard sleeve once in a while?

>>37937494

Keep your virginity. That who're doesn't deserve it. She wouldn't even appreciate it.

>>37937494
>I am a virgin actually surprising to no one.
OP since you're a virgin, I like you so I'll tell you stay a virgin till you find the right one. Don't bang the mother. Go for the daughter if she seems robot friendly and not a roastie.

>>37937494
>tell the mom you are a virgin
>mom will stop pursuing you and wont get mad at you because she will then know its not her fault you wont fuck her
why have you not done this yet OP?

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>>37937494
So you are a late bloomer. You're one of those "loser when you're young, Chad when you're old" type of guys.

dude you're 37
give the mom a chance

>>37937596
Most men are like that. The problem is that he's too old. If he doesn't go for the mother he might never get anyone else. But the mother is a roastie.

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How did you get a woman to like you after becoming a wizard?
I thought wizards had the power to keep their virginity?

>>37937638
Their job is to protect it themselves, god himself doesn't do that.

One good thing about getting older is you get to see how crazy women get as they age. They got the world by the balls and then it slowly drips away, and they know it. They get to have a hell of a youth though that's the trade off, some great memories. As a man, 35 can be a great time but it takes a lot of work and good luck.

>>37937610
If he was balding, had a dad bod and didn't make good money then the mom would be a good option.
He makes enough money to go for girls in their prime. No reason to settle. 30s are when guys hit their prime and women are way past the wall.

>>37937494
Shes young, you have to be obvious.
If you can't handle blatant shit, go for a mature woman who won't overlook subtleties. I wish I had learned that lesson a decade ago.

>Read wall of text hoping
>No, the milf didn't turn out to be a trap
Why is this shit posted on /r9k/ ? GTFO normie.

>>37937569
She's a really nice girl, I like her a lot. We get along really well.

>>37937583
Never crossed my mind. Would that even stop her? Would she even believe me? I have no idea, being a virgin at my age is a really unbelievable idea to most people. She'd probably think I was joking.

>>37937596
I don't know about Chad but I guess the idea is about right. I was a skinny lanky awkward shy kid, I'm not really any of those things anymore.

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>>37933457


First, dont try anything with the 17yo. You dont poo where you eat. Its too dangerous to do that near your own home. If ur an ephebophile like everyone else here do it far from home. Thats extreme important.

The second part is: you dont long term date a single mom. If you still want to bang her just be honest, tell her 'look, im not looking for long term dating but I still find you very attractive, if ur ok with that lets go grab some beers'.

If you do it you may have a chance with the daughter, but that surely end like shit and you will regret it. Is it worth?

>Going for a girl that's 20 years younger

I have bad news OP.
Society will think you're muslim.

>>37937855
Lucky for OP, society defends muslim's like crazy anymore and thinks they can do no wrong.

>>37937696
the best he's going to get is some golddigger that'll be fucking some guys on the side.

>>37937915
If he goes for the wrong girls.
There are lots of them out there with a Daddy fetish and if you can take care of them then they'll be all yours because of abandonment issues.

>>37937494
You sound like a catch OP, no wonder they're riding your dick. I would only go for the daughter if you're wiling to move though.

>>37937990
if he's lucky, he might, but they wont stay. not only that, but they'll be really immature.
the right for him is an older woman, like the mom

>>37933672
>37

All you are is beta bucks. To both of them. They're gonna try to wring you of your money. This is how all women operate , especially if they are in a family. Walk away OP. They don't give a shit about you, only your wallet. You should have learned a long time ago how women work. They use sex and their appeal to charm up into being a drone for them. Don't fall for it, especially from a disgusting single mother and her roastie daughter. You probably aren't even the first person they tried this routine on.

>>37937610
Ignore, ignore, ignore.
I was in a simmilar situation years ago, roomate pressured me as this guy did. I ignored him. Yes, the relationship was short lived, but it is still one of my fondest memories and I regret nothing.

Somewhere out there is a badass 50 year old gentleman for the mom.

>wait 3 years
>watch the 40 year old virgin
>cry yourself to sleep
>ezpz

>>37938182
>the relationship was short lived
enough said. why should op waste his time?

There is zero (0) chance you fuck the daughter

Read Lolita

>mfw OP succeeds in fucking the daughter but ruins their family in the process

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>>37936243
>There's nothing morally wrong here that the person who's raising your child gets the home
Which happens to be the woman most of the time hmm

>>37938328
It was about a year and a half, I didn't need to marry her anon, she hooked up with some dude i college, I got my teenage dream. Everybody shook hands and split happily.

Something doesn't have to be permanent or perfect to be worthwhile.

>>37938445
Unless OP wants to get hitched, then I say marry the mom while she still looks good in a dress.
For me though that would not be gratifying at all, but I can see how some might enjoy that, I-I guess.

>people encouraging this pedophilia
/r9k/ stoops to a new low.

Like this old ass grandpa even has a chance with a 17 year old lmao

>Going for either of the succubi
WtPotW

>>37938445
but he might lose the mom. he needs to take advantage of the situation

>>37938603

The mom is probably not a virgin, though.

>>37938603
Right anon, because of all those other orbiters she has, right?

>>37937392
>35 years old
>infertile

Why are men always so lacking in basic reproductive knowledge.

>>37938634
no because she might lose interest in him

>>37938603
>might lose the mom
>implying anything of value would be lost

>>37938665
he would be losing what seems like a loyal woman

>>37938715
>some roastie that got knocked up at 18
>so crazy that she couldn't keep a married guy around
>used goods that has hit the wall with no up sides
If she was a loyal woman she wouldn't have rode the cock carousel and chased away good guys for two decades. Guys were flocking to her in her prime. She already had her chance, now OP should take his and get with a girl that's worth it.

>>37938650
Not a problem. He can talk to her again in a year and spark things up again if she wants to. In the meantime she can always invite Tyrones over to meep her occupied or if she wants to do something with the one or two eggs ratting around in her innards.

>>37933457
The question is HOW CAN YOU AFFORD A HOUSE? WHAT DO YOU DO?

But nobody is asking it

>>37938797
>so crazy that she couldn't keep a married guy around
He probably was never around to begin with, just a Chad NSA hookup from years ago. She kept the kid because his sperm was alpha.>>37938797

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>>37934158
>If you see a potential mate in a child then you're extremely immature
>Strumming my pain with his fingers

Why is this even in /r9k/

>>37938929
Well if she was doing NSA hookups with Chad then that helps to prove my point that she's not loyal and should be avoided.

>>37939070
It's 2016 anon. All girls ride the carousel in the youth.

The Loyalty you're speaking of hasn't existed for decades, he's got to let that shit go either way.

>>37939096
So then why would he choose the used goods over the daughter in her prime?
You've effectively ruined the only argument in favor of the mom yourself.

>>37937789
>Would that even stop her?
If she finds you attractive, then she would assume other women have. In which case if you're a virgin, she'd assume you have a reason to be so.

>>37933457
PUMP
AND
DUMP

It's free, easy sex. What's not to like here?

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>>37933457
>She asks me why not and if there's something wrong with her
>There is but I don't really want to say it so I just say no
this is where you fucked up. You should have told her only morons date single mothers.

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>>37937184
>is charismatic enough that he got the affections of her mother without even trying
that has nothing to do with charisma. Single mothers will try to marry any man who doesn't run away screaming at the sight of a child.

>>37939328
This hurts my feelings desu.

We are witnessing a man ruin a family.

>>37933457
Why won't you take someone's used goods anon? You can even be "my wife's daughter". Is she too ugly now? So what? She enjoyed her life, got married, got dumped and now she's no longer good enough? What are you gonna do, let her reach 60 and become a cat lady and die alone?

YOU BASTARD!

>:^)

>>37937023
you're thinking of American Beauty

>>37939640
No, American Graffiti

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>no mommy gf to give me milkies
REEEEEE GIVE ME MOMMYS TITTYS
OP YOU FUCKED UP

>>37934158
Take your dried up meat curtains out of this place, roast.

>>37936705
I detect a Roast beef. Nice try Roastie you're not gonna get him to be Beta Bux to used up meat flaps.

>>37939672
no silly you must be talking about American Sniper

>>37939639
OP [37] should marry the mom, they can go play Quidditch together and laugh over craft beers--either way, his BALL S IN her court! Get it?

Love wins
Upvotes please ;-)

>>37933457
I thought Op's picture would indicate this would be a very good story or comfy story. This is something similar to what happened to me just recently. I dealt with it by completely vanishing, not literally, just wiping all traces of me. Seeing as how you live next to her that might be hard.

>>37939762
I'm a male (male). I would never consider a single mom now (21), but if I got to 37 as a khv and already knew and got along with her, I'd take it for sure.

Have sex with her mom and have sex with her daughter while she's away.

>>37933457
chances are you're not going to fuck the daughter unless she has serious daddy abandonment issues which you'd be able to tell

as for the roastie divorcee that's up to you, probably just looking for her next meal ticket tho so fuck her if you want just don't cum in her

t. 30 yr who lives in suburbia and fucks freshly divorced stacies

>>37933555
that smol trip ain't lyin' anon, friendship is fun and and self-fulfilling

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>>37936719
You know what to do, nigga

>>37935071
Fuck, parasyte was depressing to watch.

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Tell her you are not interested in kids

If you really don't care about the mom then only go for the daughter. Don't let your dreams be memes.

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>>37939064
Classic RP. Easy friend, these threads used to be good for fapping and memes. Normalfags have ruined our sense of community.

>>37934746
bro don't make it so complicated just hit it when u want it

>>37933457
How old are you nigger?

>>37934158
Unironically this
Anon your 37
This aint shitkistan where goatfuckers fuck 6 year olds is okay
Unless it is (?)

>>37933457
messed up? dude you're 100 percent on track, never sleep with a drunk chick.

you're probably not gonna make it with the 17yo. you should accept that. she's 17. if she hasn't put out obvious signals by now there's not even a remote chance.

>>37939328
hold up, there is nothing wrong with adolescent repeat arson.