Tendies Stories thread

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>be me
>400 lb beautiful boy
>one afternoon mummy is helping me into my onesie
>mummy pinches one of my succulent rolls while buttoning up the front
>"anon, you're getting a little chubby chubby, you might need to cut down on the chicken tenders!"
>I turn around with the speed and grace of a master samurai, freeing myself from her grip
>bitchwhore mummy shall not get away with this insolence
>release my warning REEEEE to give her a chance to run
>mummy starts to back away but her words demand retribution
>grab my katana from the side of my computer desk and lunge at her
>as I surge forward, a bit of poo escapes from my bumhole and onto the floor (mummy forgot to button the backflap!), propelling me forward
>the force of my attack knocks mummy to the floor
>I fall on top of her and my wee wee starts to feel weird
>I lay there until mummy stops moving and my wee wee stops pulsing weirdly (I had also used all my power in my attack)
>when I roll away I notice a forgotten tendie under my racecar bed
>mfw I still got tendies

Don't have this one hand, but my favorite is the one where anon decides to save up a billion GBP by getting his life together getting a job and family and raising his kids through college but the instant the now 50 something anon hits a billion he instant reverts to shitting himself ditches his whole family and runs off to his elderly mothers old folks home to demand tendies again.

>>38046676
I've seen that one, want me to post it for you ?

>>38046697

If you'd be so kind.

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>>38046323
this is good

{very original}

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>>38046747
Here you go

(Orginal comment)