>behold, anon hast finally depart'd from the basement!

Sirrah, my matters are not to be explained to thee. Get thee gone from my chambers, harlot!

>>38045687
Oh it's good yeah

Roasted cow meat harlots, begone.

>>38045687
Silence wench! Prepare my victuals lest thou taste my sinew upon thy visage!

>>38045687
REEE, GET THEE GONE, GWYNEVERE. INTOLERSBLE ROASTED BOVINES LEAVE WITH HASTE

>waking up in any year before the modern era
I thank god and go out and live the rest of my life

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*says nothing as he has taken vows of silence to deepen his connection to the Divine*

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>>38045687

Finally, decent women i could talk to.

>>38045687
>>38045687
Did you use a translatof ro this? How do I say

"Behold, I have finally arrived home from the outsidelands!"
"What shall we do tomorrow?"

please translate into orce speak thanks.

or "i misseth thou" lmao i can't wait to see you tomorrow"

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"Good-day sirrah, be thou thy one with a social disposition from the drunken dwarf tavern? Myself and some fellow adventurers depart upon an expedition to a distant land, care thy to join us on this quest?"

>>38046462
>be thou thy
The fuck?

>>38046462
Thou art a vile sucker of cocks, and a squandering of thy father's seed.