ok, i need someone to mock me for my latest autism. I was emailing my oneitis and i decided to say this
>Anyway how is your house, you're probably all moved in and already finished putting nails into all the walls. It's apparently really hot there this week too. You're probably just lying around the house naked, your long flowing hair covering up your big tits
i don't know why i said it, but it just felt right. anyway what do you all think
>>39508112
You were fine until the last line. Hopefully you could play it off as a joke or else your fucked. And not in the good way.
I forgot to add "oneitis" to the filter list. whoops.
>>39508112
>having her email
Whoa dude why are you taking advice from me. I couldn't get that far.
But for real just try to play it off like you're drunk or high
>>39508156
can't do that, i'm straight edge. to be fair though, she doesn't reply most times. and i sort of got her email through without her permission.
>>39508112
Was it at night time? If so than just say you were drunk or whatever.
She hasn't responded yet
>>39509699
Let me know when she does. I'll write your replies for you. Before you know it you'll be balls deep in her mouth.
>>39508112
>Anyway how is your house, you're probably all moved in and already finished putting nails into all the walls. It's apparently really hot there this week too.
I guess, just some nerves but she'll forg--
>You're probably just lying around the house naked, your long flowing hair covering up your big tits
Wat.