How does one get a thick gf?

>>38251834
Hang out around the plastic surgeon's office.

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be chad or a rich fuck who attracts gold digging bimbo sluts

>>38251834
Learn how to cook well. Girls don't get fat from hating food. I like to look up new recipes and cook with my gf because it's a cheap and fun way to spend time togeather. Usually after eating we nap for an hour and then spend the rest of the night copulating.

>>38251834
Thick is a normie meme originating from niggers and is gateway to tub of lard acceptance.

That's chubby not thicc homie

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Easy be a nigger with a big dick

>>38251903
How can i learn to cook? It seems too hard for me and i fail at even the basic stuff.

>>38251903
THICC isn't FAT. Women with THICC bodies are naturally THICC. If they didn't eat, they'd still be slimTHICC. Giving a THICCum too much to eat will just ruin her body.

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>>38251940
She has a flat stomach, that's 100% THICC.

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>>38251834
>>38251878

These girls are photoshopped, they always are. Noticed they always stand behind a blank background?

Where in your life have you seen, in person, a fat girl with a small waist?

/sage

>>38252846
Is that attractive? That looks absolutely disgusting and disproportionate. Fuck that thing, burn it.

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>38252846
>people actually find this attractive

>>38252877
>being a literal gaywad

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>>38252857
Please don't disrespect the THICC queen Kendra like that again. That's not photoshop.

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>>38252877
That's how women's bodies were supposed to be. THICC bodies are fit for optimal child birthing. Your skinny bony Stacy will crush your baby's head with her tiny hip bones before it even gets a chance to open its eyes.

>>38253016
your thic girls will be obese in ten years

By far the best meme on /r9k/, right after the firm handshake.

>>38252967
I wish girls would just let their normal eyebrows grow instead of coloring them in like this. I really hate this eyebrow fad going around, natural always looks better

>>38252857
the ghetto
:^)

i live in nyc and this comment is very original

>>38253413
He's so sheltered, he's never seen authentic THICC.

>>38252857
I live in the south. Every time I step outside I see fat asses

>>38251903
Anal copulating?

Take any gf, make her eat chocolate. Human girl get "thick" with chocolate. I call that Biggy, but Thick is fine.

>>38253016
I'd let her poop in my mouth

catch them when they are young and only feed the pizza

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>>38251852
Toppest Kook

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>tfw /pol9k/ sez I'm not allowed to date any of these women because I'm not white

>>38251923
THICC is definitely a white thing, you're telling me starving niggers in Africa invented THICC? Wew

>>38251834
Be Chad or Tyrone. Literally the only ways.

>>38254955
Yes
Nigs love fat. Whites have always loved thin

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>>38254955
THICC is NOT a white thing. Like another post said, THICC had nothing to do with the amount of food you eat, it's a natural body type. Even skinny women can be THICC. Whites have appropriated THICC culture from blacks and Hispanics.

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>Steatopygia is the state of having substantial levels of tissue on the buttocks and thighs. This build is not confined to the gluteal regions, but extends to the outside and front of the thighs, and tapers to the knee producing a curvaceous figure.
>Steatopygia is a genetic characteristic found in women of sub-Saharan African origin, most notably (but not solely) among the Khoisan of southern Africa and Pygmies of central Africa.

>>38252846
There was some work done 100% or your money back thick with flat stamach doesnt exsist unless the have defined abs but then the butt gets toned in the process.

>>38255215
No, that doesn't happen with white girls because they're not naturally thicc. It happens a lot with black and latin women though.

>>38255140
See this woman has a big stomach there isnt much difference from the measure around her stomach to her butt but she is bending her spine probably from being fucked so much so it appears bigger.

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>>38255140
>dat african queen
mhmhh... yes I would I would so hard

>>38255260
Fuck no breh a tummy tuck costs like 3000 USD so any slut with a pimp who wants to upgrade her,or a income tax check can go from 7/10 to 9/10over night trust me.

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>>38255301
A tummy tuck scar would be visible wouldn't it

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>>38255301
Some women have the ability to have a phat ass and flat stomach because no matter how much they work out, the ass won't go away.

>>38255382
They use needles now.
And theres a thing called make up.

>>38255382
>>38255415
And these two example arent that extreme but you know the ones im talking about that have a superflat belly but a huge meaty ass.

>>38255443
When you see a fake ass on an American woman, it usually looks really fucking weird because most American women are too stupid to make sure their new ass is proportionate to their thighs. If you see a THICCum with an ass that matches her legs, it's probably real.

Plus, the girl in the OP and the other pics is short and stubby so her ass is gonna be a little bigger, like how all midgets are kinda THICC.

>>38254954
>He thinks these women are white.
They are all at least a quarter Hispanic, have fun hombre.

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>>38255443
Fake asses are usually misshapen and sit on the back of the thigh in a really odd way. It doesn't smoothly become the leg, it looks more like the woman is carrying two bags of mashed potatoes over her shoulder.

>>38255485
>implying /pol9k/ hasn't literally told me in no uncertain terms that white men are ENTITLED to women of my own race and I'm not even ALLOWED to date women of my own race

>>38255566
I'm white and a lonely/virgin. Wanna date to piss them off?

>>38251834
>Shitskin

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>>38255623
>I'm white and a lonely/virgin. Wanna date to piss them off?
I mean im not into that gay shit so I hope you're not a "girl (male)"

Moral of the story if a girl is by nature THICC by the time she reaches her mid 20s like a good portion of these instawhores there will be a good deal of saggage.Basically THICC and firm is a meme unless there has been some work done.

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>>38255566
Stop listening to the opinions of 4chan sperglords anon, most of these guys wouldn't even know what to say if they had the chance to speak to these women.

>>38255640
Girl (female) but THICC (fat)

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>>38255659
>THICC (fat)
How fat we talkin here? Gonna need some kind of frame of reference

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>>38255646
A good deal of these instawhores are not THICC by nature. Both whores in pic related are the creations of mad surgeons.

>>38255659

I love thicc (fat) girls, wanna hit me up?

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>tfw wanted a THICC gf but she stopped replying to this thread

>>38256187
She wasn't THICC fella, she was a young warthog.

>>38256413
Would rather have a warthog gf than no gf