>when your butthole is itchy and you let out a big fart and it scratches the itch perfectly for an good 2 seconds
Hahaha you're a shit faggot hahaha
OP here, it happened again. Going to start logging this in real time until I sleep. I am quite Gassy
You have original worms
>>38319825
>ywn scratch anon's butthole with your dick
>when you fart and a bunch of weird mucus comes out your asshole
>when you fart and it smells like a dead skunk
>when you can't stop farting every five minutes and your room turns into a gas chamber
>when your roommates can smell your room from the other side of the house
the fuck is wrong with me
>>38321209
Your boipussy is craving for cock so much it's self-lubricating
>>38321093
Prolapsed anus, more likely