>20 yo kissless virgin >mom starts to think i'm gay

Get.
A.
Hooker.
Faggot.

>>39518114
>hey, mom, I'm not gay, I just fucked a hooker yesterday!

1) Improve yourself, get a job, get /fit/, fix your face and hair to be attractive, learn body language and what females like
2)Get friends (optional)
3)Download Tinder or Happn or if you're not a faggot talk to real women
4)Escalate
5)Reward my advices with bitcoin

>20 yo closeted faggot
>mom thinks i'm a virgin loser

>Keep hearing rumors that everyone thinks I'm gay
>Still have girls flirting with me hard to the point where one was about to rip my pants off yesterday


i don't understand

>>39518032
>20 year old virgin
>I don't care
and you shouldn't either
plus, it's 2017 who gives a shit whether you're gay or not

>>39518032
Get a hooker, but be careful if you're a burger as it's illegal and you don't want to have to call mom from the jail and explain to her what happened.

i think women at uni think i'm gay because i actively avoid looking at them when i pass by and never talk to them. this is what i did my entire year in the dorm. i'd actually fucking run through the common room with my piping hot soup just to avoid making eye contact with the girls watching tv. i knew a grand total of 2 of their names total.

It's [the current year] ffs

>Girls want to have sex with him
>He avoids them
Kys your disgrace, majority of robots would kill to get female attention

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>>39518114
A hooker would feel worse because you know that no bitch would ever be attracted to you without payment

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dont listen to all the normies telling you to improve yourself. theres plenty of cutebois who will fuck you. take the boipucci pill

>>39518032
>tell girls at parties I'm gay when I'm blackout
>laugh it off when some friends find out and tell them I must have thought she was ugly or something
>later find out that, at a different time, I told a friend I'm gay

I need to quit drinking
People can't know I'm gay

>>39518892

how about you stop being gay

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>>39518914
who would want to deny themselves of sweet boipucci anon?

>>39518942

I'd rather have the real pucci

not the one made in heaven, but girl pussy

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>>39518826
>tfw the only people that use grindr in your country are too old for you
>tfw you are turning 23 soon so young gays think you are too old
I dont want to lie about my age like other gays that are 24-25 do.

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>>39518032
Fembot here. Your mom is right, you should just put on a dress and serving yourself to other REAL men at this point, women don't like beta faggots like you, and honestly no matter how much you try we're never going to give your smelly ass the time of day.

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>>39518967
i recently found my current bf on grindr hes more than 20 years older than me but we gotta good thing going on. age is just a number anon

>>39518974
>pretending to be a female

Who is the loser now faggot

>>39518974
>fembot here
immediate red flag thanks for saying that so i know to ignore your post

>>39518032
Is your mom a middle school bully?

>>39518559
women at uni don't think anything of you. you are invisible to them.

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>>39519039
>>39519019
I sense mad betas in the near proximity, why don't you just be happy that some women are kind enough to let you wank to us getting bred by superior men? Geez, ungrateful rats.

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>>39519087
for me it got to the point where i thought i was prison gay until i actually fucked a dude then i know i was gay

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Never even tried to get one. I'm such a ugly socially awkward twat., why even try ?

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>>39519107
its a "fembot assumes this poster even likes women" episode

>>39519147
But anon, you're such a handsome smart young man! Just go outside, see if there are any girls you like and casually talk to them!

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>>39518974
I really really want to fuck you while you cosplaying as Otako

>>39519177
its amazing how some people actually give advice like this unironically and think its good advice

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>>39519177
>going outside
>talking to people
>not wanting to die

>>39518512
>Still have girls flirting with me hard to the point where one was about to rip my pants off yesterday
They are testing you for the gay.

>>39518749
Black pill: 90% of women are like this even with chad

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>>39519184
Ewwwww. The thought of fucking anyone other than a muscular above 6' REAL man makes my skin crawl. You're so disgusting, why would any woman want you? Fucking gross pos, I'd pay to rub myself off to my bf beating the life out of you.

>>39518410
NORMIE ADVICE RRRREEEEEEEEEEE

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>>39519211
the only time i go outside is to get drugs and go to my bfs place to share boipuccis while doing drugs

neet life is pretty good and i just got cigarette ash all over my keyboard typing this post gross

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>>39518032
>mom had the "I don't care if one of my sons is gay" dinner talk several times
>"friends" starting to notice how I'm never around women
>one of my closer friends honestly jsut asked me straight out if I was gay
>told him I wasn't but he still kept saying things like "I don't care if you are dude"
>not sure if he still thinks I'm gay

>>39519231

well I failed

the gay part

I assume.

Gay guys don't get hard from girls right?

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>>39519284
>not buying drugs on the deep web
normie detected

>>39519325
i did for a while but i live with my mom so she caught on and started opening my packages. all the connects i have now i got through my bf

>>39519007
Holy shit, imagine your parents finding out you have a middle-aged gay boyfriend. The shame.

>>39518410

Improve yourself is a normalfag meme. Chad can be homeless and still fuck your oneitis

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>>39519381
i know right its so taboo that its hot af

>>39518410
You can't improve yourself if you are hideously ugly and suffer from a crippling learning disability. Robots are robots because they CAN'T improve or work their way out of it. Please fuck off.

I have been bullied and shunned by my "peers" for most of my teenage life and it has rightfully instilled a deep seated hatred and envy for the shallow selfish douchebags around me. I am 26, a virgin, and without any friends at all so I'm beyond the point of no return and it doesn't help that people are safistically prejudiced against uglies/weirdos like me so I'll never be "accepted" no matter what I do.

And let's not even forget how rigged/corrupt our economy is. There is no way to work your way up from the bottom without outside help.

Please fuck off our board.

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>>39519471
words of wisdom anon

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>>39519471
You are 6 years from now

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>>39519239
Whatever.
oregano

>>39518032
how do you know your mom thinks you're gay?

>>39519513
thanks anon i was looking for that image earlier but forgot and was too lazy to google it

>>39518032
>mom starts to think i'm gay

Wouldn't it be so easy if that was the case? You would have an excuse for all of your previous behavior; you were just coming terms with your sexuality.

I'm sure there is a local Pride organization that would gladly welcome you to the fold, and help you out. You would be welcomed into a family, and feel like you belong.

>>39519538
What would you think if you caught your son sucking dick?

>>39519383
Exactly. Robot's only option is organized violence and the extermination of their betters. They have nothing left to lose and society is already condemning them to a life of misery and suffering simply because they were born ugly and not "neurotypical" enough to be excepted by the consumer-zombie, corporate cattle sheep.

>>39519471
You don't need money to go for a fucking run or do calisthenics, even if you are socially awkward get educated and get a job and work your way up,

Ffs you are not even trying

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>>39518410
>tinder or happn
I'd rather die a very lonely death x1000

>>39519718

You can eat right, lift, make $150,000 a year. A Homeless, Drug addict chad thundercock is still more attractive than you.

Self-improvement is a joke and it does not work. You can't create attraction because it's all L O O K S

>>39519718
shouldnt you be out lifting with the dudebros brah

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>>39518114
>>39518149
>implying fags can't bang whores

>>39518410
>implying we actually want women

>>39519766
You could get laid if you are well, worked out and earned 150K. You may be limited but you could still get a gf or wife, But I am not here to feed your self pity

>>39519850

>He thinks marrying some whore who just jumped off the cock carousel is a good idea

back2rebbit with you

>>39519799
I have the best of both worlds Anon

I am pretty good looking and good physique but no friends until fairly recently, they are red pilled also but not autists,

Tfw Chad nationalists

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>dad thinks I am gay
>friends thinks I am gay
>friends thinks I crossdress

>mfw they are correct

>>39519850
my dads like 300 lbs but makes 6 figures so he got a hot young wife that had a boobjob after he divorced my mom. All women really care about is status

>>39519866
Not some whore faggot, a young qt

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>>39519894
sounds cute ;)
i wish i had a twink physique so i could crossdress. i like food too much though.

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>>39519883
>red pilled
hmmmmmm

>>39519894
>mfw i wish i could crossdress but it looks bad on me because im not white

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>>39518032
>Mom is absolutely convinced I have a gf
>Wants to know who that special someone is
>Other family members won't shut up about it either
>No heart to tell them the truth

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>tfw I am gay but when people ask I say no because I can't find a bf anyways

>>39520035
have you tried grindr? i met my bf on there hooking up and there were a ton of guys that would message me first

>>39518410
>>39518114
>>39518032
I know a lot may not share this but I honestly dont think I wanted to really have sex from the start

20 here too, I was obsessed with the idea of gaving a girlfriend and experiencing my first time since I was 14 or so, obviously it never happened and now i'm here, i went though various autistic stages, I told a girl with a bf that I liked her, I eventually got tinder and actually got a single match who I went on a shitty date with. She was on her phone the whole time and told me the only reason she was here was to have someone to go to a museum with. I felt so depersonalized from that day I came home to realise my eyes were 70% hardcore bloodshot red with no explaination. I realized at this moment I really was forcing myself to be as normie as possible and that forced discomfort is what was making me so dissatisfied with life. I know a common mantra is to leave your comfot zone, and within reason it is good advice. but for some like me I literally have difffernt brain chemistry from neurotypicals and just straight up cant be normal. Ive always felt repulsed by normal porn and vaginas and guess i just never really wanted intercourse from the start, i was just trying to conform with the norm for what a teenager does and wants. Ive also never enjoyed the activities other "teens" would participate in. i wish i could just get a diagnosis for some shit but my gp always rejects my appeals.

ah sorry for the word vomit a lot of fucking thoughts about my life are propulsing through my head right now

>>39520142
>only reason she went was to have someone to go to the museum with
damn this makes me happy to be gay

>>39518032
just make yourself hot
jesus op

>>39520115
Scared of aids. Those poz fetishist fags ruined that stuff for me.

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>>39518032
>20 khv
wait until your late 20s, thats when your parent's concern and mercy, turns more like how a person tolerates a tick while hiking

>>39520236
yea i can understand that i dont value my life very much so i didnt really give a shit if i got aids or not i just wanted to be important to someone if only for a moment

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>>39519758
A part of me agrees.
All of the women on Tinder are dirt.

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>>39520379
im bi and when i saw the trash heap of women that is tinder i swore id be fully gay from that day forth

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Are there any good /r9k/ alternatives without the traps?

>>39520799
I want one too, but there's no place like home.

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>ask a normie for advice
>get the usual answers
>bro get /fit// and they'll just come to you
>just beeeee yourself
>"How did you get your gf Chad?" "Bro I just went to a party and it just happened, I don't know XD"
>just go on tinder, it's so easy to pick up girls there

Why do normies give such shit advice? Like we are all 8-10/10's that can do any of this and get away with it.

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>>39521002

All normalfag advice comes from a confusion between correlation and causation. They see Chad getting /fit/ and beeeing himself and it lands him girls. Normalfags think "Oh this is how you get girls!", when really it's Chad's physical attractiveness

Meek, shy beta Chad will fuck 100x more girls than an ugly, confident manlet

I recently got told that almost everyone I know thinks I'm gay because they can't believe that someone as good looking and articulate never had a Girlfriend.
Jokes on them, I'm just scared of rejection.

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>>39519107
>>39518974
>>39519239
Nice b8. Here's a (you) I suppose.

I had this shit said too me too i just answered that if i was gay i would have boyfriend ... This will keep them stfu

Ill just reply my own ecperience because i want to just now.
I had my first girlfriend with 22, lost my virginity with 22. I wanted to have a gf since i was like 15 years old but somehow i really didnt manage it.
Im 25 now, im not in a relationship with my first girl anymore, but also no bad blood.
I had other relationships since then, i never got the whole pickup thingy down, but i also didnt have to wait insanly long again for the next girl to turn up.
So basically dont overstress the fact that you are a latebloomer, at some point you realize that you have a fucking long life before you to sleep with women, fuck up and have fullfilling or bad relationships. You have all the time in the world, just use it like you want to.

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>>39521002
I'll be totally honest with you.

There are mental factors and appearances you can give-off on Tinder that will elevate an average face to an 8/10 just by pure bullshit powers.

Women ultimately want virulence and something that will protect them and their offspring, and it's not hard to make that a "reality" by giving off the appearance of someone that's well rooted in this world and a master of their own destiny.

I've got an average face, but with a watch and a picture of me standing in front of an important building, I'm that 8/10.

>>39520799
/r/foreveralone is the only place i can think that derivates from R9K and doesnt have a bunch of shit. Its a complete hell hole.