ITT: Roastie Horror Stories

>(1/4)
Just write a novel, at least you have a possibility of getting it published and accomplishing something in your life.

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>Slutty Stacy and I stay "friends" (She keeps me around as a beta)
>Stacy BubbleButt and Chad LeftyCock are very happy
>This guy is a 21 year old waiter who enjoys fucking high school girls
>Can't really fault him on that
>Retard-tier Bernie supporter hates me, as he considers me both a Nazi and a beta orbiter
>Stacy tells me in great detail all the mind blowing sex they have
>She even fucks him in the sexy outfits I bought her
>Sometimes, they get so rough he ruins the thongs and such, so she needs new ones
>I'm essentially in a domme/sub humiliatrix type of relationship with her now
>I buy her all kinds of sex toys, see to her every whim and take constant abuse
>She reminds me of what a pathetic, tiny dick, socially awkward loser I am and how her boyfriend Chad gets things I never will
>I even get a video of her taking Chad's dick in the ass
>Yes, for those of you wondering, I fapped to it on my knees wearing a VR headset
>Anyway, as time goes on, her and Chad have the occasional rough patch, but I am always there as a shoulder to cry on while she fucks other guys
>Her and ChadAntifag get back together again, and it's clear Stacy FishPussy wants to show Chad how amazing he is by treating me like shit
>She tells all the pretty Stacies at school about my pathetic fetishes
>She tells this huge football player, Black/Asian SJW Chad who has literal brain damage about my problem with getting my dick hard
>He starts giving me shit for it, punches me in the arm, shit like that
>"HAHAHA what's up E.D. ? LOLOLMAOOO"
>See these two laughing it up at my expense on Instagram
>Tell her to take this dickheads comments down
>She flips out, tells me not to insult her friend
>RAGE.jpeg
>See her and SJW TyroneChang NoDad in the hall a few days later
>"AYYYYY LMAOOOO WASSUP E.D.!?"
>"The only reason I stayed soft was because her pussy tastes like a KFC bathroom!"
>A few weeks pass, I shame her lightly, she pretends to be sorry, I resume being her beta orbiter
(2/4)

>>39518544
If it was a novel, I assume robots would be the ones buying it, maybe I'll take it to /lit? eventually

>>39518479
I might have a story when you're done yours OP

Op this better not be copy pasta because this is taking a lot of effort to get past the cringe

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>It's been one year now of me knowing this girl, and I have to say, at this point I was in love with her
>Her and BernieBroChad are still together, but I have resumed my place as the one true Beta
>She does extensive research to find me deepest sexual fantasies
>Then she lives them all out with SocialistChad and tells me alllll about it
>At this point in life I hate myself
>Her and ProletariatChad find a hot girl
>Oh cool, now he has two girl friends, and I get the scraps and abuse from everyone I know
>She tells me about their shower threesomes, them sucking his cock at the same time, BDSM shit, schoolgirl roleplay
>"Hehehe anon, he has two girls, but you can't even get one hehehe"
>Tfw I literally turned down other girls because I was in love with Stacy, my oneitis
>Fast forward a few weeks, Chad leaves Stacy for the other girl they were having threeways with
>She runs to me, distraught and sad
>Become her fallback boyfriend
>All of a sudden here I am again, spending $400 on yet another new wardrobe a year later
>No sex
>"Stacy..... I-I Love you. I love everything about you Stacy"
>"I know anon"
>This goes on for a while.
>One night, we get high and I want sex, so I keep touching on her playfully
>"No anon"
>The next morning she is scarred, I have apparently brought back her rape flashbacks
>"Don't rape me anon!"
>Our relationship is never the same
>tfw I would never hurt my angel, I only wanted a bit of what she gave everyone else so freely
(3/4)

>>39518822
Kek not a pasta, I'm not as cringe worthy now

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>Move forward a few days
>I'm trying to make things right with Stacy
>I've forgiven her for so much, she'll probably do the same, right?
>KEK
>I might have lost my love forever
>My heart fucking shatters
>Never been so alone (She was my only true friend)
>But wait....
>Turns out anons that I am the lead role in our school's musical
>Show is about to open
>Lots of people come and see it
>I do great
>As it turns out anons, fame, or status, even on the most pathetic level like the lead in a high school production of Guys and Dolls, that gets roasties very excited
>I finally let myself pursue them
>3 roasties in one week hook up with me, no sex though still
>I AM FINALLY CHAD, BEHOLD MY POWERS
>Stacy BrokenHome takes notice
>She has to get me back now, since I am temporarily a Chad
>She makes out me in the back room before the show, then I take a Catholic Roastie to the exact same room, makeout with her, then makeout with Stacy Oneitis again
>Lipgloss from Catholic Roastie still on my lips
>CHAD AT LAST
>Musical ends
>No longer a Chad, no longer get girls, never got any sex
>WellFuck.jpeg
>BubbleButt FishPussy Oneitis Stacy gets abusive again
>I agree to become a cuck
>She fucks tons of guys while with me
>Treats me like shit, as always
>Eventually, she dumps me, but I don't go quietly this time
>I let her know she's trash, and she'll become exactly like her drug addict, prostitute mother
>She FLIPS HER SHIT
>Everyone would go on to take her side
>The next day I come to school, and a Police officer wants to speak to me
>lets me know that if I ever bother her again I will get a restraining order, and if we had sex before, I am guilty of a CRIME
>Yes gents, apparently anything you say to a women after you have sex that makes her "feel afraid" is a CRIME

>tfw saved by my small limp beta dick
(4/4)

>>39518479
OP this better not be one of those fucking mom's spaghetti meme posts

>>39518803
We'd love to hear it anon

Consider suicide OP. This is the most pathetic thing I have ever read.

I thought this was going to be a copypasta post but this was much worse, you're fucking pathetic.

>>39518916
I don't believe any part of this story honestly. I refuse to believe anyone could be that pathetic.

If anyone's too dumb to realize, this is just a fap fantasy/troll post. Though, it was really boring and I've seen much better OP; I would delete it and try again next time.

>>39519012
It's all true anon I promise you
>>39518987
>>39518958
I am no longer pathetic like I once was. Society is full of weak men, and I was one of them. But once you go through something like this, you cannot be weak anymore. You have to man up eventually, and I'm turning my life around for the better

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>>39519040
Tfw your story is so outlandishly pathetic and ridiculous nobody believes you

>>39518479
>be me, 17
>at party
>lots of ghetto kids
>qt Hispanic girl walks up to me
>we dance
>try to act normal bc I want to get laid
>start feeling ill
>girl starts making moves
>she's obviously fucking wasted
>I want it, but something's wrong
>black out
>wake up in ER
>realize I forgot to take epilepsy meds
>Hispanic girl didn't even show up
>apparently she ignored me after I blacked out and had sex with some guy

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>Be around 11
>Am completely fucking retarded in school, would do anything if someone asked me to
>Because of this, I believed I was popular
>Suddenly everyone becomes interested in girls
>Thought I could get a good looking gf easily because I'm so funny (No one really liked me) even though every single girl in my class rated me and the highest I got was a 2
>No one would go out with me, not one person would kiss me
>Everyone else had gotten a girl to kiss them by this time
>Girls in the class know I'm desperate want to get their friend to kiss me because no one else would kiss her
>She was this 4" overweight disgusting bitch with a fat as fuck face
>Was desperate so agree
>Her friends tell her I said yes
>Her response was "Oh my god, no"
>The illusion that I was well liked and popular shattered in milliseconds
>mfw I got rejected by the ugliest girl in the school
>mfw I'm only remembered as that retarded kid that said stupid shit that got turned down by the ugliest girl
I still haven't recovered

>>39519143
Goddamn cockblocked by a seizure

>>39519187
Sad realization when you understand they would rather have not one at all instead of you

>>39519234
The story gets better, my friend.
>at school
>everybody heard about it
>chads would drop on the floor in front of me if I was near a girl
>pretty much a fucking joke for the rest of high school
>ghetto kid approaches me at lunch about a month later
>he's supposedly the guy the roastie fucked
>she dumped him
>guy asks if I would be quiet about something
>"I'll hook you up with a real girl, Anon"
>accept blackbro's offer
>next day
>blackbro confronts roastie and her new bf
>he yells at her
>I'm waiting nearby in case it gets nasty
>fuck it, I'll talk to her myself
>open the classroom door
>gets on the floor
>walk the dinosaur

>>39519344
I really did think I was hot shit back then, I felt my self esteem drop through the floor when she said it.
I'm trying to be better now though, going to the gym, eating right and such. I'll show her

>>39519374
Did he deliver on his offer to hook you up?

>>39518667
>She reminds me of what a pathetic, tiny dick, socially awkward loser I am and how her boyfriend Chad gets things I never will
>I even get a video of her taking Chad's dick in the ass
>Yes, for those of you wondering, I fapped to it on my knees wearing a VR headset

Really nigga?

>>39518916
Dude, I can't believe this. There is too much coincidence.

>>39519724
How so anon? I am no liar

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>>39519524
kind of.
>blackbro remembers his promise
>says he's got work to do
>apparently posts some kind of thing about me on Kik
>sends it to over 80 girls
>two reply
>choose the hotter one
>go on a date with her
>take her to one of the nice restaurants in town
>never even fucking says thank you for taking the check
>she doesn't hookup with me either
>"Listen Anon, let me have my bad boys, and maybe you'll find someone to be with you"
>word then spreads to all the gold-diggers
>suddenly girls notice me
>but I spent a lot of money on that date
>for nothing
>oneitis saw me as "trashy" for attracting gold-diggers
It still fucking hurts, man

>>39519143
she probably thought that you blacked out because you were too drunk and will wake up next morning

>>39519111
Trips of truth
Originialgo

>be 18 yro virgin
>decide to try out a a free dating site to find a gf
>message a bunch of girls but no mostly no luck
>find a petite qt who messages me back, we start texting
>we have a bit in common and we set up a movie date
>about a week later we meet at the movies and chat a bit before the movie starts
>put my arm around her and she leans into me
>feel super alpha that this qtp2t is snuggling with me
>afterwards we chat a bit while I wait for my dad to pick me up
>feel really good about it
>later she texts me that she's not interested and she hates all guys
>tells me some guy from her work tries to force her to give him a hand job the night before our date
>my little beta heart breaks
>I continue to text with her for a few weeks hoping she will like me
>one day I'm feeling sorry for myself and I tell her how lonely I am
>she says she could pour salt in my wounds but she decided not to
>tell her to anyway because I can take it
>she fucked her ex during the first week we were texting
>I couldn't take it

>>39520148
Part 2
>I keep her on MSN and Facebook despite the previous experience because I'm a huge loser
>we occasionally talk and I sometimes complain about my sorry self
>she doesn't feel sorry for me though and just shits on me
>over time I find some other roastie and have another alarmingly bad experience that maybe I'll tell later
>talk to first girl about it sometimes, she's more sympathetic but still sort of a bitch
>a few weeks later I text her and ask out of the blue if she wants to make out
>she says she's down
>I'm surprised and we talk a bit more and she seems genuine
>she tells me when she's done at school I can hop on the bus and meet her when she gets on at her stop
>I ride the bus around the route 3 times but she never shows
>I text her throughout a few times to ask where she is and if I'm on the right bus or if I have the wrong time etc, but she doesn't respond
>hours later she just texts me "no"
>a few days later we're talking and I call her out on her shit
>she says she's impressed, no one ever stands up to her
>I stop talking to her forever

>>39520299
I'll never understand how you people always fall for such shitty people. Also share the other story

>>39519954
just hire a hooker, really there's no point in paying for sex and not getting the sex. Learned that the hard way. Or the limp way if you prefer

>>39520299
Girls are ruthless dude...

>>39520299
>>39520148

Holy fuck why are women so fucking cruel? We live in a society where the balance of power has just shifted so heavily to the feminine side of things we are constantly cucked by our women both figuratively and literally in the societies we built them. Good that you called that heartless bitch on her shit.

Anons, we really have to get society back because this is all very fucked

>>39520148
>>39520299
Part 1.5
>browsing on the same dating site
>some girl messages me
>she's fat and ugly but is kind of cute in some pictures and I'm desperate so I message back
>seems like a genuine person and comes off as a bit desperate herself
>her name is Jawsh I shit you not, but is a girl (female)
>we talk on MSN for a bit, she seems kind of weird though
>look her up on Facebook, more unappealing photos
>start to have doubts about this
>she's really into me and asks me if I want to make out
>I say I don't like to make out with girls I don't know, which is a lie
>we talk for a bit more and we talk about some personal stuff
>her dad molested her until she was 10
>she's a virgin (???) and is saving herself for love
>I tell her I'm a virgin too but not on purpose
>somehow she gets me interested, not sure how exactly
>she tells me that she wouldn't want to do oral unless she's in a relationship for about a week at least
>probably bait to make me her boyfriend but I take it
>figure if she's not super uggo then I can bear to see her a few times over the course of a week to get my first head
>while we're talking she tells me she would only give up her virginity on new years or her birthday out of "respect for [her]self"
>it's currently november so it's less than two months away
>she literally promises me her virginity so long as we stay together and we haven't met
>we plan a meetup, I take the bus down to the bus depot and we meet
>she's tall and kinda fat, not really my type either but not as bad as expected
>her freak druggie mom picks us up in her run down car and we go to her house
>Jawsh brings me up to her room
>she puts on a movie and starts making out with me
>she likes lots of tongue, as do I, so we make out for quite a while and I'm super into it
>we don't really talk much at all during this "date" but we decide to meet again
Part 1.6 incoming

>>39521369
Part 1.6 sorry for weird order but I painted myself into a corner
>we talk more on MSN for the next few days
>over time I become victim to her wild depressive mood swings
>she's super poorfag and insecure about it and it comes up somehow so she tells me not to come over the next day
>the next day I eventually convince her to let me come over but we don't make out or anything and I'm pretty autistic this time around so I've got nothing to say for some reason
>she's kind of a shit conversationalist as well and mostly talks nonsense
>I get pulled into a room with Jawsh and her 40 year old mom and her mom's 18 year old boyfriend
>I get to hear some weird fucking stories about their past, and learn that Jawsh was named after her father Tony but she hated her father and so changed it to Jawsh for some reason
>no making out was had that day and I went home
>she noticed how quiet I was and asked about it but I just said I was uncomfortable around her mom, which was true
>we decide to get together again within a couple of days
>she has another depressive mood swing the day before our meetup again and the routine repeats, I end up going over the next day after all and it's awkward again
>this time we're in her room watching garbage YouTube videos
>not making out
>for some reason she keeps asking me to let her paint my nails
>"let me paint naaaiiiiils" in the whiniest fucking voice she can muster
>I'm not into it so I decline
>no conversation is had since she's acting like a retard
>I go home and we have a rough "breakup" over MSN
>The whole ordeal lasted 5 days and it was a fucking Rollercoaster ride of nonsense
>she had a new boyfriend literally the next day
>I watched this cycle unfold again on her Facebook
>she posted a status "you don't love me :("
>I "liked" it
>she blocked me

>>39521369
>>she's a virgin (???)
Kek I wonder if her dad also liked lots of tongue

>>39521604
>I "liked it"
fucking nice anon, did this happen again to her with other guys?

>>39521604
>I "liked" it
Anon you fucking hero

>>39521675
I imagine so but I never heard from her again

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/MGTOW/ here laughing at all this pathetic drama the men of my species on the lower end of the IQ bell curve have gotten into.

Seriously you're all retarded. You could be happy right now but you fell for the women meme. Schadenfreude

>>39521847
"GUYS I TOTALLY DON'T WANT A GIRLFRIEND I'M SO MUCH SMARTER THAN YOU GUYS FOR ACTIVELY GOING OUT OF MY WAY TO AVOID THE ONE PURPOSE OF EXISTENCE"

>>39521847
sour grapes mgtowfaggot

>>39518479
>>39518667
>>39518863
>>39518916
fake and gay

no one is this much of a cuck

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>middle school
>band hall after school ends waiting for mom
>practicing bass clarinet
>only player in grade level
>roastie flute player with friend enter
>minimize spaghetti leakage and continue playing
>she tells me I suck and wants to know why I picked bass clarinet
>tell her band director chose me from first chair clarinet
>says the guy in 8th grade plays better
>tfw he switched back to clarinet and im using his old one because it made him light headed
>continue playing
>says bass clarinet is for weirdos and does an anime fujoshi laugh
>she leaves with friend to do fuck knows what
>switch her mouth piece with fattys

>>39522739
I'm not just making this shit up, what do you think I just typed all that after pulling it directly from my ass? Nope, it all actually happened, there's actually even more but I figured 4 installments of my days as a cucked betafag were sufficient.

>>39522921
If there was ever any doubt we needed a female genocide to take place, holy fuck you just proved it. Anon I have seen some terrible shit, and I have met some terrible women, but this bitch right here takes the cake. She told you you were a bad clarinet player?!! That's the FINAL straw. Women are trash and they really don't know shit about what makes for good clarinet playing. Their awful taste in bass clarinet music is just one more reason why men are going MGTOW

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>one year after highschool class meets up again
>at lake late at night
>only few people up, mostly stoned or drunk
>Stacy wants to go to chill at the harbor
>I'm the only one still capable of walking so I agree
>Somehow she's happy about me tagging along
>start talking at the beach
>tells me she would be willing to cheat on her boyfriend if she found the right guy
>starts cuddling
>tells me she's cold, wants me to do something about it
>I get up and take her back to our lodge

I didn't get anything she was saying. I wasn't even drunk.
I want to die.

>>39518882
This reads like it happened 4 months ago. Oh well, here's to growing out of being a beta.

>be me
>About 13 in middle school.
>Hispanic Stacies hear me tell a racist joke to my friend who was black.
>(This was back when I had friends)
>We do this all the time, no hard feelings.
>Hispanic Stacies tell everybody that I said I hate Mexicans (it was actually a KFC joke).
>I go to the counselor and tell him about them and their Chad boyfriends throwing basketballs at me.
>"She said she hates Mexicans! She's racist!"
>Counselor is Mexican.
>I get detention because of their stuck-up lies.
>Now they're in one of my high school classes.
>I have to hear them babble on and on daily.

>>39522921
Flute > clarishit
The weak should fear the strong

>>39520299
Part 3
>use her friends to talk to her indirectly
>try to pretend like im a chad with a great life
>get really close to one of them
>feel like my lies are working, she digs me
>we hang out together more often
>barely spend any money on her
>start to worry she sees me as just a friend
>try to be bold by asking her to come to the art exhibition on love in a nearby city (kill me)
>she agrees
>go to the thing
>its awkward af
>"anon watch my bag for me while i piss"
>get the idea to look at her phone
>no passcode, im in
>see messages from her to the other girl
>"anon is such a cringey loser i cant be sympathetic to him angmore omg"
>i sit there in shock looking at the screen for what feels like hours
>suddenly hear shouting
>"PUT THAT FUCKING PHONE DOWN NOW"
>look up to see two arabs with guns telling everyone, "get on the floor! Everybody do the dinosaur!"

>>39523715
That's great, but pull it back a little on the dinosaur bullshit.