Who else here is legally classified as a midget? >tfw 4'8

I can be your BF
oregano original

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>>38409353
>5'2
>Original Male

5'6'' here. If I ever get my shit together I will go for height surgery to be at least 175cm or so more.

Not talking much about it because I don't want it to become popular and height standards be increased. Feel free to ridicule it, it'll help.

>>38409353
>girl detected
GIVE ME YOU NOW IF YOUR BMI IS NOT MUCH HIGHER THAN 30

>>38409790
My father is shorter than my mother. Stop the
believing memes before you hurt yourself.

Glad I helped by ridiculing you.

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Do you think it's from maltreatment and malnutrition?

>>38409790
You will just broke your legs

Everybody is a midget compared to Lebron James. (Cant feel you bro, 6'2)

>>38409825
>>girl detected
Fuck, how could you tell.
>>38409868
No, I'm chubby.

Well I'm 4'6" but it's not that short.

>>38409353
start liftin and be like gimli from lotr. drink ur protin juice, fucker.

>>38409353
>5'10
Sure sucks being a manlet doesn't it? :^)

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>>38409910
What part of the world is that not that short?

>>38410099
Anywhere? I might be a little short, but it's only a foot below average height, that's not that much.

>>38409353
5'3'': too tall for a midget, too short for a normie

I'm 5'5/165cm. I've always felt short, but not extremely

>>38410115
The cutoff for legitimate dwarfism is 4'10". You have a medical condition.
>it's only a foot below average height
And someone born with three legs is only a foot above average, it's still unusual.

>>38410115
I like you, did you liked my double dubs?

>>38410192
No I don't have a condition, I'm just a little short.

>>38409353
>Who else here is legally classified as a midget?
I was always on the border to be classified as a midvet, but I grew a few inches at 16, so I am 5'3 now.
But I have these extremely short legs, when I drive a car after my mom drove it, I need to pull the seat 2" forwards.
I can't wear adult siezed pants but wear XS siezed Shirts.

>>38410115
>Only a foot below average
Yeah only 30.5 cm below average is no biggie... this better be bait.

>>38410409
Also 4'6 is more than just a foot below average, if you're a dude it's more along the line of one foot and 4 inches. Cope all you want, but you're a midget. You're only an inch taller than the guy who plays Tyrion Lannister on Game of Thrones.

I'm 185 and I look like a midget compared to my family. AMA

>>38410468
I think you're wrong and don't have a lot of problems with it myself. I'm not a guy though so it's also not as difficult obviously.

>>38409353
Femanon detected, alpha chad reporting in. 4'8 is is still very fuckable. Last petite girl I fucked was around that height and she had a really tight pussy.

>>38409901
>chubby
Nevermind.

>>38410489
Guys like short girls sure, but guys don't like midgets, sorry but once you fall under 4'11 most guys are turned off instantly because of your genetic inferiority.

>>38410528
The hell they are, they're afraid people will look at them like a pedo because of current years ethics.

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>why aren't the tiny girls posting pics and contacts yet

>>38410284
Just to add some details:
I'm male.
I'm looking for a GF smaller than me.
I weight 120lbs(still loosing weight)
I'm living in germany, the land of the tall.

>>38410548
>giving a fuck about what other people think

Never going to make it.

>>38410528
By my own choice am I single, not for lack of attention despite my height.

>>38410623
Didn't say I'd not do it anon, just implied that others wouldn't for that reason... of which isn't to say that I don't care what they think, it's actually that they don't care, normies would judge because they don't care. So we'd stay inside no matter what they do think, because I'm a home kind of person. Why in the fuck would you hang around outside? You can't even use profanities without posssibly being arrested in current year. Also, live in FL, waaay too hot, we'd stay the fuck inside. Away from the norms. Watch tv and have sex then watch tv then have sex rinse and repeat never go outside.

>>38410548
...No not even close. I wouldn't bang a midget if someone paid me to.

>>38410649
> tfw not single by choice

6'1. tips height

>>38410696
Why would you want your girl to be bigger? Male instinct wants a woman to be smaller and younger, females the opposite. You're probably mentally ill, ironically, because now days normies call normal male instincts mentally ill. R9kers tend to have mommy issues, that's why you say no I suppose.

>>38410811
I bet you're a turbomanlet which would explain why your diseased brain thinks fucking 4'6 midgets is ''male instinct''

>>38410857
I'm six feet and people think I'm taller (because men alway add two inches to their height) but it'd make my dick bigger, and all men want bigger dicks, if she's smaller. it just makes sense. And if she's thin, wouldn't you want to easily move her around?

Another reason, everyone likes them young, and the shorter you are the slower you age. It's been proven in mammals and humans. I've read that being tall can make you age up to fifteen percent faster. If you're below average height that'd mean you'd age slower, maybe even by that same number, so think about that with your calculator in hand.

How can you not understand?

>>38410901
The only thing I can't understand is why you'd fuck legitimate actual midgets with their ugly stocky bodies, their oversized heads and mishapen limbs. 4'6 is WAAAAY to short. At least go for girls between 4'10 to 5'2. That's still below average and they will look like regular human women.

>>38410985
Want me to go on okcupid and find a 4 eight for ya? Because I've seen some hot ones if that site's search engine hasn't got to bad for me to do it (it probably has).

>>38411018
>>38410985
>use search height
>won't go below five feet nothing
REE

>>38411076
>>38411018
>>38410985
Oh well this one is 5 nothing and I guess that's fine. But several inches shorter makes not much of a difference really. Short is short.

https://www.okcupid.com/profile/foxbeetle

>tfw thread died due to anons fapping to okcupid girls

>>38409353
5'7 here.
I'm clinically a goddamn midget.
I have to try to get Stacy to pity fuck me and collect disability bucks.