>talking to me mam >she says I'm really smart >"lol

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>talking to me mam
>she says I'm really smart
>"lol no mum. im not. if i were smart id be rich and happy"
>"no, anon, you are smart. really smart."
>"what makes you say that, mum?"
>"when you were five your school did some tests on you. they did a mensa test, which is an IQ test. they said you scored in the top 1% for kids your age. they even wanted to do more tests because they were doing scholarships for a private school and 1-to-1 tutoring. you nearly went to a private school"
>I flip the fuck out. this is the first I heard of this
>"what do you mean, mum? did you not agree to it?"
>"no. they wanted to do after-school lessons and you hated school. and the kids in private schools are geeks"

>mfw I could have easily been a nuclear physicist, but my mum didn't want me to be a geek