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> Me desu
>Nippongo wo talku
>Know hiragana
>Making trip ni Japan because Americans suck desu
>Arrive off plane
>Everyone is a sexy anime waifu.
>Watshi ga tallest man in country
>5ft 8in
>Days later
>Get job as a ninja
> Get paid in thousand yen notes
>American money worth less because they only go up to hyaku dorusu notetsu
>Japan better country
>Decide to go resuran
>Waitress super hot
>Know perfect Japanese
>"Watashi think that anata ga kawaii desu."
>She meows at me. That means she's interested.
>Show her a fork
>Panty juice gushes from her
>"Sore wa nani mo kada Dio daka?"
>That's Nihongo for "Holy shit, we make robots but can't eat noodles with tiny tridents?"
>I wink at her.
>Fuck wo suru en la mesa.
>Her friends join in
>Not weird at all. This is normal in Japan.
>Japan daisuki desu
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And then your mother pulled the plug
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>>38522533
desu desu
dokidoki
kawaii
uguu
:3
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>>38522533
holy shit consider suicide you insufferable cretin
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Let me just sit down and get real comfortable for a part two
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>>38522725
Ok, all set.
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>ywn see atoms glory unleashed on the savage subhumans known as the Japanese
>ywn feel the warmth
>ywn never hear the news
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>>38522744
>Go to boku no Sengoku era castle
>Have ten weddings at once
>Suddenly, my onion-san objects to three out of give of the brides
>But I look at his yukata
>I see his crest, no! He has become a samurai and Hoho Akihito wants my best waifus.
>Fucking spy!
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>>38522811
>We fights fifteen minutes weekly with commercial breaks
>"Stop!"
>A busty girl jumps in front of my kamehameha jutsu
>It's brother's third favorite waifu!
>We both scream at Kami-sama
>Animation budget runs out
>Cancelled
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>>38522883
Got canceled? I don't sit for producers that can't finish a golden show like this.
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>>38522938
Sorry, I have a job, you n33t.
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>>38522938
>>38522744
>>38522725
you created this whole thread just to use these pictures, didn't you?
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>>38522725
>>38522744
>>38522938
>>38523399
IM DYING IM FUCKING DYING this is one of the best posts and threads I've ever seen this year
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>>38522725
>>38522744
>>38522811
>>38522883
>>38522938
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>>38523429
Samefag. Originally a samefag.
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>>38523519
how you love that
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>>38523399
Believe it or not, he had these pictures just for a greentext.
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>>38523519
Chair poster here, sorry to disappoint
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>>38523641
Nah man. I'm just a chair posting nomad. Rolling around in my $4000 premium standing chair.
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I used to think I had a waifu but waifuists opened my eyes, a waifu has to be from Anime or Jap games, and that's a fact, cartoons can't be waifus.
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