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Has anyone here ever been evicted?
I am getting booted out of my apartment for having a pet.
It is fucking normie bullshit though. My pet is a bunch of beetles that I keep in a draw. At night I put them on one of my bed pillows and the sound of their little feet sounds like rain and helps me relax and actually get some shut eye.
But the landlord is being a dick and saying it is a pet when I clearly demonstrated it is a sleep aid. Their little feet are rleaxing as fuck. I hate this fucking normie planet.I wish I was a beetle.
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>>38522558
pic is my sleep aid to show how it works
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>>38522558
Hide your beetles somewhere.
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Holy shit that pic. This is legitimately the most autistic thing I've ever seen on this board
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Have they ever gotten out of the container?
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>>38522558
>>38522584
>Beetles
>Sleep aid
Anon?
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Post pics of the beetles or fuck off
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>>38523205
The beetles are in the 2nd image anon
>>38523094
Their feet sounds like rain next to me ear
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>>38522584
Those aren't even the cool kind of beetles. You're a loser with shit taste in insects
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You sleep with your head next to a box of fucking bugs? What the hell is wrong with you? If I were your landlord I'd probably evict you on the basis of giving me the heebie jeebies
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What is ASMR? Fucking pleb.
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>>38523756
I don't like ASMR. This is the only one that works for me.
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>>38523941
>I don't like ASMR.
Fucking pleb.
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I bet he fucks them too sick degenerate
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>>38522558
Are you a vaccine? Because I think you just gave me autism.
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>>38522558
How did he even find out you dumbass
Did you straight up fucking tell him?
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What if they get out and crawl in your ear, nose or mouth?
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>>38524152
It's mealworm beetles they can't crawl out of the container I too own a bunch desu but not for the reason OP does
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>>38524098
He came for a visit and I forgot the bugs o my bed
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throw beetles at landlord
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>>38522558
Beetles, under my carpet, under my feet.
They come out in the heat...
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How did he even find out about the beetles?
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Pretty hardcore autism going on in this thread. Thanks OP
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>getting cucked by a landlord
Jesus, just get your own place. Being held at the whim of a landlord is almost as bad as being a wagecuck
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