Tavern thread

Jager and more jager, please.

Kinda hard to have a rough day if theyre all rough. It just becomes normal, just different shit though.

Yeah life sucks lately. It has always sucked, but at least I used to have friends to hang out with on a friday night. My social life has completely evaporated.

I didn't mind at first, but it's starting to get to me.

>>38535007
h-hello. *shows ID and short form birth certificate* just a coke tonight.

Im high on benadryl and wine niggaaaaa.

Dont need no damn friends

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>>38535007
Give me a cold coffee with extra cream please

>>38535007
Water please.
Do you know what is the solution for anxiety? Shut up and man up.

I can't get pills to numb me, I just need to man up... I'm very sad right now. I'm trying, I swear, can someone give me non meme tips? I don't think I can handle things anymore.

>>38535007
I've been craving absinthe recently

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>>38535266

no problem kid

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>>38535312
If I had the answer I would have posted it by now anon.

>>38535211
The second shot is on me anon. I understand that feel.

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>>38535577
forgot image anon.

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>>38535292

cold as my heart anon.

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>>38535418
fresh bottle from the back anon.

>>38535007
Do you sell drugs too? Dos equis and some dust pls. Found out that I have to room at new uni for a year because of some bullshit policy.

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>>38535007
Please for the love of god let me be a bartender here I've been studying this for months let me leave my job at walmart please.

>>38535725

Sorry anon I don't sell drugs directly from the bar but I know a few guys I can hook you up with to help ease your pain.

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a nice whiskey please
>the nightmares are getting more detailed and more consistent
>spend most of the time awake going over them in my head

>>38535267
>high on benadryl

care to elaborate? that shit just puts me to sleep.

I feel so alone and I guess it's not fair to come on here and bitch because I've been fortunate enough to have my girl and have had friends in the past, whereas many others here have not, but I feel as though people outside of this board don't understand what it's like to feel socially isolated.

Currently I don't have any friends whatsoever outside of my girl and just feel generally apathetic, I don't enjoy things I just go to work and come home.

>>38535816
>my girl

get the fuck out, normal fag.

>>38535007
Can I get something with Gin?

I'm scared that I'm losing the emotional capacity to feel things. I cry inside loudly yet remain silent and dead on the outside. I couldn't force a tear to save my life but I can't seem to stop the internal sobbing. Help me feel.

>>38535813

I would not recommend taking Benadryl(diphenhydramine) as your first hallucinogen!!! It is a deliriant, not a psychedelic. You could very well have a disorienting, embarrassing and terrifying time.

Deliriants cause an extremely powerful mental state called a delirium. You will experience true hallucinations, virtually indistinguishable from reality. If something frightening appears it will frighten you, possibly even terrify you. Deliriants have little recreational value for almost all people, they are commonly described as unenjoyable. Psychedelics are not like deliriants at all. Deliriants are typically used by experienced psychonauts looking to explore the effects and how they contrast to those of other hallucinogens.

Trust me when I say that you're almost guaranteed not ready for a diphenhydramine experience. Experiment with psychedelics first.

>>38535756
I'll give you a shot as my intern kid. Being a bartender is more than mixing drinks. You gotta lend an ear to these people and help steer them the right way. I've heard a lot of depressing tales from behind this bar.

>>38535007
Plum wine please.
I'm only twenty, but I'll be whatever age you want me to be ;)

>>38535797
Here's a jack and coke, anon. I know where you are coming from. The night terrors keep me up.

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>>38535797
sorry anon, your drink had some dripping on the side and i had to wipe it off.

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>>38535852
Here's a Tom Collins, anon. It's got gin in it. Decided to mix it up a bit. A few of these in you and you will get a nice feels train going.

>>38535893

show me an ID and ill serve ya kid

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I'm tired as hell but I'll give you a bump
You're going to need to bump this regularly if you expect it to live
Once you get past 80 replies you're pretty safe

>>38535858
I do have experience with heavy psychedelic use (shrooms, LSD, 2c analogs, DMT, salvia) but deliriants are terrifying. Ive heard of people going insane by having realistic hallucinations for 3 days straight by taking datura. wasnt aware that benadryl had that effect, I assume high does that, ive never taken more than 75mg.

Can you turn it on?
You know...

the game

>>38536035
*displays ID*
Come on, I'm drowning, and I need love and wine to keep me afloat...

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>>38536069
thanks anon, here's some sake for your trouble.

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Give me sprite

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>>38535870
Thanks, anon.
Now if only I could find a real bartender as kind as you.

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>>38536137
Thank you.
I haven't had sake in a long long time.

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>>38536092
sorry kid I just legally needed to see some ID, in my bar its not about the age of the person but the character of the person. as long as you are somewhat calm and collected you are allowed in my bar. enjoy your plum wine.

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moonshine please
>go to gas station
>standing behind some guy waiting to pay for my junk food
>he's chatting with the cashier
>she's giggling and blushing
>he wishes her a nice day and leaves
>I walk up
>cashier's voice gets all flat
>just says "is that all" when I put my stuff on the counter
>pay and leave
>she's glaring at me as I walk out
bartender, you wouldn't do that to me, r-right?

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>>38536155

here you go anon, I can get you a glass and straw if you'd like.

>>38536178

Most of the modern day bartenders only care about the drinks they serve and not the people they are serving.

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>>38536207
Thank you!

Anyone want a semicute gay otter-dude to snuggle with? I promise I have girlishly low self-esteem...
>tfw hyper but shy

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>>38536251

anon, In all my years of bar tending I enjoy talking to the shy, reserved people than the loud obnoxious chads that walk through my door. I'd never do that to you anon.

>>38536188

imported straight from japan anon.

double schnapps please

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>>38536403
how about one giant schnapp anon?

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Bumping for the sake of the thread.
You'll need it.

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>>38536592

Thanks anon, here's an ashtray for you to ash in.

>>38536614
I don't smoke. I just thought it was a comfy gif.

>>38536647
It is really comfy.

I lost my virginity at 23 a few months ago. I thought it would make me feel fulfilled but I don't feel any different, if anything I just feel worse. What's the best drink for trying to forget barkeep?

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>>38536819
Long island iced tea. A few of these and you wont remember tonight anon.

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He needs to leave. Enough is enough.

Im unhappy with everything, just enduring life....

I'll take an arizona tea, green please...

>>38535644
<3 Thank you sweet anon. A cold pillow is an inviting friend to he who has been weathered by the heat.

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>>38537069

whats on your mind anon? I'm here to help.

>>38537110
couldn't agree more. well said

Why are the R9K bartenders not the real world bartenders? I would like a glass of beer.

Oh, and I'm struggling to cope with the fact that I'm empty inside. I give of myself to my patients and students in the vain hope that it will fill the howling tundra that exists behind my eyes. It doesn't, it won't, and it can't.

Maybe a light beer? Trying to skip the carbs a bit.

asked a girl out for the first time today. Never again.

>>38537199
Never again? Unless she pepper sprayed you I wouldn't give up.

>>38535007
Give me a beer. Life is difficult lately, I am a young man now, and I have to support my own mother financially. I thought I'd be able to move out soon, but after she lost her job, things haven't been the same. I feel like a true robot, work, sleep, eat. Repeat.

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I'd like a beer.

By the way, I never smoked, are cigs better than beer for relieving stress? Thinking of buying a pack. I'd try weed but I'm not social enough to find a dealer.

I am sick and I can't work now...
My fulltime job was my only escape from being a robot because nobody knows I am a robot in there.
All I do now for a while is lie in bed and be depressed, just like I was before.

I really REALLY want to get back to work.

>tfw tonsilitis

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Been a shitty week. Just a uh newcastle for me. Girlfriend who supposedly "loves me more than her parents" is avoiding me. She says that she can't hang out or go out because she's busy. Then since I'm a fucking detective I do the thing someone with a half a brain would do and ask for her friend to text her and ask if she's busy. Her friend is cool and does it and my gf says she's completely free.

>>38537199
how did it go? badly i guess? or just flat no?

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>>38537170

Here's a nice import beer. A corona light Anon. Keep at it anon, behind those clouds is a beautiful, fulfilling sight waiting for you to enjoy.

>>38537116
First of all, bad job. Working 50hrs a week for min. wage, (studied 3years for it)

No real life friends or gf. Only online.

One sided love.

And finally the thought of working for 42 years more until I can retire...


I just want an ok-job and a caring gf...right now, im just living for the sake of living...
Put some alcohol in my tea please *shows ID*

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>>38537248
Make sure to not get caught in that cycle anon. Make sure you reserve some time for yourself.

>>38537313
Thank you Barkeep. I appreciate your statement and I will not give up. An empty man can maybe be filled, and at least I am useful.

>>38537256
cigs arent good for relieving stress anon. they just make you more alert. weed is not for everyone but you could always buy from the black market but buyer beware. A few major markets have been shut down recently. Be careful anon. some say the cig and beer combo is a good one though.

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>>38537256

sorry anon, couldn't get the cap off. here ya go.

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>>38537264
anon I'm sorry to hear that. girls these days aren't like they used to be. loyal, caring. its a shame.

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>>38535007
Give me the usual, jack Gentleman on the rocks.
Today I'm drinking here for the first time to happiness and not sadness, I finally found Jesus and he cleansed me and healed me
Today my dad felt pride in me, I'm finally taking my shit together and started helping him run the family business, still no gf or anything, but I'm past that feeling, I don't care anymore, I just want to see my dad smile, he never smiles and today he did, and I drink to a better future and I hope other robots can join me too on the path of Jesus christ, the taste of great whiskey and a prospect of a blessed life

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KtlgYxa6BMU

here's some music

>>38535007
you know it's a really disgusting feeling
the best way i can describe it is like being drenched in boiling lead it weiges you down and it hurts the past mistakes you fucked up on and the fear of failing anymore might break you
so you hide you realize that another failure will likely break you but you can't move forward without taking the risk.
"their advice" is just it'll get better believe me"
Right is that after the weight of it all forces me to succumb to it or i just surrender rather then try to fight it.

anyway rant over
hopefully your enjoying booze.

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>>38537328

Anon, at least you have some friends. No matter in what form they are in. As for your job, I know its sucks working a lot and making close to nothing but you just gotta take it a day at a time and try to explore other options that will make you happy.

>>38537392

just remember anon, that great people are more appreciated after there work has been done. your day will come soon anon.

>>38537462
Thanks barkeep, any advice on what I should do with her though? Should I approach her or just let this one slide?

>>38536819
Same feel, 20 and randomly got some in like April, life has gotten worse since.

>>38536188
Thats such a pleasant bar to look at

I appreciate your content, Comfy

>>38535007
I'll have some unflavored vodka because I have no class and just need to drink myself to sleep so that I won't be kept awake by my thoughts again.

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>>38537476

congrats anon, its not very often i hear a positive story at my bar. I'm glad you made a positive step in your life today. this one is on me.

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32/m

Honestly had the best night I've had in a long time. Went to a party attended by fellow nerds. Talked a lot about Final Fantasy games. Drank a lot. Didn't drive to and from the party. Still drunk and feeling good.

This is a rarity for me, though. Most of the time I feel like shit. Tonight is the exception, I guess. I'll run with this until I pass out. I miss feeling happiness on a regular basis.

>>38537628

approach her and ask her whats going on. it's going to be difficult but try to get a straight answer out of her. there is no sense in wasting time with her if she wants to play games and not be with you.

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I had nearly a whole bottle of whiskey after a local anesthetic and just woke up, my body feels like its fighting, will i be ok lads?

>>38537628
an unpleasant truth is better than a comforting lie.

>>38537580
thanks for the comforting words keeper.

Is it always the same barkeeper here? Its a nice feel in here.

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>>38537661

this should do the trick. I hate to see you this way anon.

>>38537728
unfortunately it doesnt last forever. enjoy it will it lasts but remember how you got there.

>>38537767
its not always the same anon. I too struggle with my own problems and feelings. But I'm glad I could make it comfy in here.

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>>38537800

Oh I know. I know this feeling is ephemeral. I just want to ride this bliss out as long as I can.

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Give me a whiskey.

Life is hard when you don't share the same interests of other people.

Haven't had any real social life in so many years.

>>38537881
ride on anon, ride on.

My night is ending soon so I'll take a dessert drink. One toasted almond my friend.

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>>38537887

We all understand that feel anon, that's why we are all here.

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>>38537940
here ya go anon. enjoy the night.

hey barkeep. can i just get a light beer?

i've been feeling like life isnt worth living lately, everything feels repetitive and meaningless.
the only joys ive had were video games and this website and even both of those are old to me now.

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>>38538092

seems like you are caught in a loop anon. any other hobbies you thought about wanting to try?

>>38535834
Stop being a cunt and let him feel like the rest of us

>>38538144
Thanks.

honestly i wish i could try a lot of hobbies, but i don't really have the time or money for these things

>>38538186

Start with one that's cheap and keep at it even if you only get a few minutes a day doing it.

>>38535007
Had terrible day wish I could forget it , barkeep surprise me

>>38535007
g'day mate ill have a pint of your finest lager, no poofter craft beer

gee everything is bloody great in my life right now, full time job, its currently a cosy saturday afternoon and im gonna go for some beers tonight, its all coming up

>>38535007
A beer I guess, I don't really drink.
I asked my crush out and got not so unexpectedly rejected. I dont know. I guess i just thought it would make me feel good about myself.

>>38535852
I know that feel. Every waking moment feels like I'm crying but I can never get that cathartic release.

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>>38538209
An orange crush with vodka to lighten your spirits anon. A bit of a gamble but I hope you enjoy.

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>>38538211
Sounds like a good night ahead of you anon.

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>>38538223

You did good anon. If she didn't reject immediately it means she's got some feels for you.

>>38538223

I know it hurts now, but you're better off than you were before. She may not like you back, but she definitely takes you more seriously.

Corona extra.
I like a guy, and I am a guy. I can't ask him out because if I did everyone would know and hate me. I feel like shit.

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>>38538452
Are you in America? Would they hate you for being gay or somehow splitting up the group?

If your crush is also gay, he may want to be DL, which would mean you wouldn't have to confess anything to anyone else.

>>38538309
Thanks. I guess that's kinda true. Im just gonna vent now if thats okay. I've been texting her throughout the week but everytime i ask to hangout she says she's busy. I couldn't take a hint though and asked for a straight up date to which she just replied no. I feel like shes mad at me now though because before i did that i was drunk for the first time last night and sent her a text that just said "wyd". I guess theres nothing too bad about saying that, but i haven't seen her so its not like i can figure out how she felt about that.

>>38538423
That honestly makes me feel better. Thank you.

>>38535007
Is anyone still here?
I was in this thread like 2 weeks ago, talking about my night shift job

hookers are legal where I live
26yo khv
very very tempted to go to a hooker and just fuck one just to get it out of the way
explore all the shit ive fantasized about, etc etc
nothing scary, just yknow sex shit

do I do it?
all I know of are hookers that hang out on the street and you gotta roll up in a car, tho, thats my problem
i dont own a car

i dont need a drink bartender my good man i walked in here pissed

>>38539212
You're looking for a street walker? Are brothels and escorts not legal where you live?

I say don't do it. They're expensive, you could get diseases and you might make a habit out of visiting them. Better to just fap to be honest.

>>38535007
One gun and one bullet please, bartender.

Got any Dr.Pepper? It's not my favorite but I'm being thoughtful tonight.

>>38535007
I'll have an appletini please.

*Shows ID*
Ay bartender can I get 5 shots of vodka, some whiskey on the rocks and a glass of coke?
Life just sucks

>>38535007
some strong coffee, please.
Would I get REEE'd at if I were to post about relationship stuff? Probable, I suppose.

>>38539706
Cheers, mate. Tell us all about it

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>>38535007
Friendly reminder we have a comfy discord for robots:
/FfRFSsc
Get a cider there bar man.
Been a long week desu. Results for me heading to uni are coming around. Not looking forward too it. Last time i should see my normie "friends" that ditched me.Messing around with tinder abit. Stupid they put a limit on the swipes. One match with a qt. Sense she lost interest thought.Working everyday most days. Massive coffee morning on Sunday which il be exhausted over.

Bailey's and coffee.

I work in a bar/bbq restaurant. Have to make food until midnight and clean until 1:30am. I'm pushing overtime by 10 hours and I still have to work another 9 tomorrow. Kill me.

Can i get a beer please? It's getting harder to be happy lately.

>>38537264
Thats rough, have you worked out whats happening yet?

i'll have a lot of vodka
i had one if the scariest experiences of my life and nearly died the other day and am scraped and bruised all over my body i just want this shit to heal but it keeps breaking when i have to move

4 shots of fireball please. She's gone, and no matter how much she hurt me, I'll still love her.

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>>38538913
Just let it rest, let her iniate contact and dont become some ones fukboi. If she didnt respond you can already guess how she felt about it, or youll find out later most likely anyway. No woman's worth it to make a fool out of yourself by chasing her if shes not interested. Just makes the situation for her and you shitty

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It's time for another bump goys

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The bar is vacant!

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Bit quiet today isn't it?

>>38542318
these threads are difficult to manage they require an active bartender

How do you guys deal with drinking? I just lost my second job in the last year due to attendance issues from drinking mixed with depression, anxiety, and chronic insomnia. All these problems make the others worse, but at least if I get drunk as shit and play some overwatch I can enjoy myself a bit.

>>38542771
I recovered from alcoholism about a year ago and now I can drink moderately. You not only have to really want to change your behavior, but you also have to find something else fulfilling to do in your free time. The biggest threat to cleaning yourself up is boredom because as soon as you have nothing to do, you start to wonder how you ever past the time without drinking before.

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Was having a nice day today, tried to sit back and relax and watch some Mr Robot since I heard it was pretty good.

got to episode 5 and this scene comes on and it just destroyed me.

https://vimeo.com/212389308

Day was pretty somber after that.

>>38543200
Thanks for the advice. I am not looking to cut it out completely, but I need to stop self medicating with it or else I will just keep getting deeper and deeper into shit. Never had problems with calling out and stuff before the last 10 months or so.

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Whisky on the rocks.
My friends have replaced me with new friends or girlfriends.
They don't even play vidya anymore. So I'm even alone in the virtual world.
Now i just blurt out my story to whoever will listen. Merely to have someone to talk to.