Someone help me

Also I'm posting on mobile. Please hurry? What should I do? I'm starting to freak out

>>38535125
I used to clean pools for a living.

First of all, how fucking small is your dick? Those things are typically no more than two or three inches in diameter? Are you stuck in there flaccid?

>>38535478
>>First of all, how fucking small is your dick?
he posts on /r9k/, nuff said

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bumping for potential

>might as well cut it off, also pic with timestamp

>>38535125

try reverse thrusting... how did you end up that way if I may ask?

>>38535125
How are you posting underwater

>>38535478
>how fucking small is your dick?
>two or three inches in diameter

This is very unsettling.

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>>38535908

with the new samsung

>>38535125
>sticking your dick in the pool jet
Are you literally 5 years old or what?

>>38535478
>2-3 inch diameter
>small

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What kind of pleasure do you derive from putting your dick in a pool jet you fuck

>>38535964
>>38536037
I meant circumference, originally.

>>38535125
How did this fucking happen? Also, I think you should listen to the pool cleaner's advice, but if it doesnt work, you're better off yanking the think out than getting kicked out. If it went in fine, it should go out without casuing terrible damage

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>>38537446

unless it works like a zip tie and the pointy end got stuck and cannot be removed

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>>38537736
>that image


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