>turning 30 in less than an hour I don't have a job.

congrats wizard

u dun it!

>>38535003
so, when are you livestreaming your suicide?

>>38535018
Why dont you KYS you normie piece of shit ?

>>38535003

Since you're almost there, I'll go ahead and tell you: you don't actually get magical powers.

So when are you going to join a monastery and live out the rest of your days in dignified, celibate solitude?

>>38535072
Well he's already admitted to the celibate and probably has solitude as well. Is the monastery the only place he can pick up some dignity?

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THE BIRTH OF A NEW WIZARD.

LET THE RITUAL BEGIN.

>>38535003
Happy birthday
You should get yourself some birthday cake ice cream or a Reese's ice cream cake. Put on some all-girl moe anime and worry about it later.

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>>38535185
The aeons of the supreme gentlemen have been summoned. Let us begin anon's rite.

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>>38535003
But you have us, anon. You'll always have us.

>>38535283
> Supreme Gentleman ritual...
1) Put on expensive clothes and sunglasses.
2) Go to a party.
3) Make no effort to socialize; just stand in a corner where people can see your expensive clothes and sunglasses.
4) Go on a butthurt shooting spree (killing fewer people than most Indian bus drivers) when 10/10 blondes don't line up to suck your dick.

>>38535043
>Wizards dont get powers
Tesla and Newton disagree with you

>>38535036
a normie wouldn't condone suicide. but a normie would insult someone for condoning it. FUCK OFF

>>38535003
When do you turn 30? Tell me what power you get.

Also >>>/wiz/

>>38535003
I think your biggest problem is watching anime.

>>38535477
7 minutes before I ascend to a new power.

>>38535508
I have 7 more years to go.

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>>38535003
Im 32 in 1month OP. Every single month you feel worse because you realize youre approaching ur 40s. Shit gets real after 30

>>38535550
What's life like at that age? How is it different than early 20s?

Happy birthday!
Feels really bad.
Maybe this is the year thing turn around for you and I turned 30 this month too.
Death awaits us op

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>>38535003
If it makes you feel any better I'm a hideous man and will probably die a virgin too. You're not alone.

>>38535003
>I have my virginity though

At the risk of sounding like a normie...how???

>>38535578
Simply put ure no longer young. You no longer have the will to believe in the future or have any hope. They say you find peace but its not true.. the thought of a wasted life is horrible and terrifying.
The thought of the same thought youre gonna have in 30 years when youre old and lonely is even worse.

>>38535003
>tfw almost had sex once but got laughed out the door because I didn't know where the vagina actually was

>>38535790

This is actually the most believable story of an almost sexual encounter that I've ever seen on this board.

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>>38535003
But do you have a firm handshake, though?

>>38535003
what first level spells are you gonna take? I'd suggest Color Spray and Identify.

>>38535463
KYS isn't an insult, stupid

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Happy Birthday, OP. It doesn't get better.

>being a virgin this long
literally impossible.

>>38538135
You don't belong here, normie fuck

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>>38535444
Those digits! Saint Elliot is here!

>>38535003
Who cares you can just magic up some dosh and live in a tower