weird things you did you're not proud of >masturbated

>>38579662
>stole my 60 years old maid's uniform and jerked off while wearing it in front of my bathroom's mirror

I used to press up against girls in the hallway at school waiting for lunch. It got so crowded in there. I would always do it against the slightly retarded ones.

I used to wear my older sister's clothes while jerking off. I thought she was going to walk in on me once but she didn't and I stopped after that.

One night I was in a bit of a jam. I had a bunch of money of money on me and needed a place to stay the night. I ran through the night to a motel 6 nearby, but it was sketchy getting there. The owner jacked up the price too for the night and then employee kind of laughed at me. I was exhausted but came all over the blankets and didn't clean anything up after. I'm actually proud of that

>>38579858
I wonder how common it is in motels to clean cum piss and shit all over the sheets and floors

>>38579938
They often do basic cleaning. If you ever buy a UV light you'll find they miss most areas, including fecal spray matter from around the toilet splattered on the walls, cum stains galore on the mattress and remote control.

>>38579938
Too common, it's mostly puke or cum. Trust me i work with it on a day to day basis.

>>38580028
How bad is it slaving in a hotel besides that?

I think pretty much every young man has gone through his "dress up in a princess/maid/pokahantas costume in a hotel room" phase.

>>38580189
Eh, not as bad as you would think. you just cant be squeamish really and shit. It really just depends day to day on what guests were staying and what kind of people they are.

>>38580240
Forgot to mention my father called me to ask how I was doing. My voice was extinguished from wearing a belt around my neck too long and I had to make a bullshit excuse

>>38579662
so you have a sissy fetish? are able to still have a regular sex life with women?

>>38580539
Boys will be boys. I'm sure that's just a normal thing everyone goes through.