>people literally complaining about being virgins yet

brb gonna go outside at 3am and get a gf

>>38585027
>he hasn't visited the 24 hour gf store
Loooser

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>>38584996
>People saying "tfw no GF" when they make no effort to not look like complete shit.

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>mfw literally no drive to not be a virgin/have a gf

the void has consumed me

ok, i'm going to take take a stroll down the street and test if i get laid or not

wish me luck

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>>38585057
>tfw Chad gets first pick at the gf store
>he doesn't even need to show the his required premium membership card

>>38585120
>he doesn't have a premium membership card

Lel poorfag.

girls dont tend to go after guys that have panic attacks when they dont cover their face. most often wearing a gas mask. i dont know whats wrong

>>38584996
that's why I don't complain

>>38584996
This is too ironic to be true

>>38585115
Guys, I'm back. It worked...

I got outside, but don't know what else to do besides go to fast food and stores with cute cashiers

>>38585362
Ever thought about getting a job?

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>go outside
>it's all whores who lost their virginity already
>my first time has to be some roastie's 50th and I'm entitled for wanting it any other way
Women don't deserve me. I'm a real MGTOW.
Why waste my life on Chad's used good when I can masturbate and nut in 5 minutes and get back to actually important things like 4chan and anime.
The whole >just go outside bro meme Is pretty laughable. Like just pick up a random girl on the street? You're been watching too much genre: fiction my friend, all my social links have been severed there is no friends, there is nobody to orbit. Fuck I hate normies, come here with their psychology 101 waving they're big fucking dicks around like they are fucking Einstein and the godhead and have everything figured out. The ego is enormous. You're not nearly as smart as you think.

>>38585432
You must be a real prize. I'm sure lots of girls are crying at not being able to have a fat neckbeard manchild NEET.

>>38585432
>Women don't deserve me
Yeah that assessment is actually really fucking spot on.

>>38584996
>He doesn't get women find it creepy when a random guy with below 8/10 looks talks to them out of nowhere.

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>>38585446
Nice ad hom brainlet
>EVERYBODY WHO CAN'T GET LAID IS A MANLET FAT HAIRY NECKBEARD
Even then I don't really care, and I don't care what you think either.
I'm probably stronger, faster, smarter, more handsome and hung than you.

>>38585081
>no effort to not look like complete shit.
because its so fuckin easy to get up and lose weight, clear your acne and shape shift the ugly parts of your body into looking good

OUT OF MY BOARD NORMALFAG

>>38584996
girls are nature normie filters
we are not meant for reproduction

>>38585494
You're not likely to be a fat hairy manlet because you can't get laid. You are however, likely to be a low-end beta because
>"Fuck I hate normies"
>The "I'm so much smarter" meme
>The "I'm too good for girls" meme
>Generally coming off as a huge asshole for no apparent reason.

Also,
>I'm probably stronger, faster, smarter, more handsome and hung than you.

I'm a different poster but I'd bet good money that you're wrong in every account.

>>38584996
bugs.. easy on the scowling

>>38585494
That's some massive insecurity on display.

>stronger
Maybe, maybe not. Depends on the kind of strength.
>faster
What kind of speed? Unlikely for most kinds.
>smarter
Doubtful. You're a NEET, no?
>more handsome
Unlikely.
>more hung
Possible, but odds are against it as I'm above average.

If you're as awesome as you claim, how can you still be a virgin?

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>>38584996
>work 50-80 hrs a week
>own car, motorcycle, expensive computer, tv, etc
>$32,000+ in bank acc
>6ft tall
I turn 21 in 2 months yet I've never kissed a girl, held hands, or had any sex. Never been on a date.

>>38586000
No need to panic yet. In your age range something like 20 to 30 percent are still virgins. Just focus on building yourself the best future possible, worry about bitches later.

>>38586000
Also it's easy for someone else to look at my situation and say "lol it'll just happen. Clearly you have nothing to worry about.". But god dammit lads... I've spent over a quarter of my entire life being completely unable to attract a member of the opposite sex. Why the hell would that suddenly change?

>>38585537
It IS easy to lose weight. Put down the Big Mac, lardass.

>>38586058
Even if that statistic wasn't complete bullshit... keyword: 'virgins'
I'm more than a virgin. I'm a extremeultramegasuperdeedooper virgin. I never experienced anything that could even remotely be considered romantic with a girl ever, and I've never been close friends with one platonically.

>>38584996
pretty much
>>38585258
go outside.

>>38584996
What makes you think I really wanted one in the first place?
I thought it's what I wanted but I was wrong. It's not going to solve anything

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>>38586058
>>38586058
This is the dumbest advice yet.

>>38586175
You have never approached a girl or asked one out, that's why. While it's possible a girl will end up making a move on you, it's not very common, and if you want success with girls then you are the one who needs to initiate and put yourself out there.

>>38586194
Na don't worry about bitches now. Plenty of time for that later. Focus on money now.

>>38584996
>he expects a robot to put any of the blame on himself.

>>38584996
bugs...eat some more carrots

>>38586199
>you are the one who needs to initiate and put yourself out there.
Yes just like all the other guys out there constantly begging women for their used pussies. I'm above that anon. In fact the more I think about it the more I realize humans are disgusting animals and I don't want a gf in my life. I don't even want a life.

>>38586199
>you are the one who needs to initiate
Why?

Chad doesn't.

>>38586300
Chad sits in the basement all day long, never steps outside, never set up tinder, never talks to girls? News to me.

>>38586358
Again with this "you just need to go outside & not be fat xDD" meme. You have zero understanding of what the real world is like. Go fuck yourself.

also
>using tinder unironically
die

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>>38586358
BTFO. Hahahahaha
How will you ever recover?

>>38586405
>>38586497
>missing the point this badly

Doesn't matter how Chad you are. If you shut yourself in the basement and never attempt to talk to girls, you will surprisingly enough not get girls.

>>38586497
That's a pretty lame cuck fantasy.

>>38586828
>>38586835
Normies trying to find loopholes in my bulletproof image.

>>38586943
Do you look like the guy on the left? Are you also a basement-dwelling NEET?

>>38587113
Anyone who doesn't look like the guy on the right, looks like the guy on the left to women.

There's no middle ground in their apelike brainlets.

>go outside
>unbearable >40C heatwave
Summer is great

>>38585223
>he fell for the premium jew
Not surprised desu
I got a gf with basic membership, then downgraded to save

>>38587164
The guy on the right looks like a fag. Unkempt hair, dead eyes.

>>38587365
You know exactly what I mean, asshole.

There's either attractive chads they want to get pumped and dumped by or unatractive guys who are the object of their ridicule. No middle ground.

>>38587401
That's the dumbest thing I have read today. Attractiveness is a sliding scale and not an absolute, every girl finds different guys attractive.

>>38584996
>wanting to be in an intimate relationship

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>>38585867
different poster
>all successful people are destined to become a non virgin

>>38585537
>"because it's* so fucking* easy to diet reasonably and exercise for one half hour every day,* wash your face,* and wear nice clothes.*"

>>38584996
Like I give a shit. Going outside doesn't even net you friends as an adult. Everyone would rather just stick to their own little bubble.

>>38587466
No successful person remains a virgin unless he chooses to.

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>>38584996
>tfw you make no gf post
>you could trick a girl to fuck you but never trick a girl to be in a relationship with you
>you don't care about virginity or sex as depression killed your sex drive after turning 22
>can't even get an e-gf to play vidya.
Tell me how going outside will bring me a real gf.

>>38587551
and any smart successful person will practice chastity; unless he wants to risk becoming unsuccessful. having sex has more consequences than it's worth, especially if you get trapped into marriage

>>38585092
This. Especially since my embarrassing hooker appointment.

>>38587424
>Attractiveness is a sliding scale and not an absolute
Nope. If they did, average guys would get laid and there wouldn't be 4 women reproducing for every 1 male throughout history.

>every girl finds different guys attractive
Yeah, they find art chad, hipster chad, military chad, whatever different type of chad attractive.

Why do you deny these facts that are clearly presented to you? Are you an imbecile?

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>went outside
>STILL no gf

your move, OP.

>>38587674
It's obvious you are baiting, but some of these gullible permavirgins might actually believe you. This board is toxic.

>>38587628
>I-I-I-I'm a virgin because I'm smart and successful!

>>38587698
>stutterposting
How does it feel to be the biggest, dumbest brainlet in this thread?

>>38584996
>Went outside
>Raped a woman
She is now my gf. It's that simple lads.

>>38587698
>I-I-I-I'm successful because I fucked a girl that looked hot!

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>>38585092
Welcome to the void brother.

>>38584996
I never go outside yet I've had sex with guys and gals. Its not that hard to find someone down with fucking on the internet.

>>38587806
What are the best online places to frequent, generally?

>>38586194
Its their own fault. Sluts are easy as fuck to spot and its extremely obvious when they are with you for a free ride. Just make it expressly clear you expect them to have a job and you wont pay their way and they all wash off you with no effort.

>>38587835
OkCupid and Flist for me.

>>38585620
>>38586280

>favorite book
>notes from the underground

>>38585432
>Tfw to intelligent

MUTIES GET OUT REEEEE[/SPOILER]

>>38587674
art chad here, its great being the only athletic body in a room full of skinny(fat) faggots

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>>38584996
>go outside
>people see you and are disgusted
>go back inside

>>38585092

Same. I just can't get excited about it, and I'm pretty handsome now.

>>38588155
after i felt true love and she gave into her inner demons i gave up on love and sex and relationships

>sometimes when trying to fall asleep i remember our times together

Virgin means sex, not outsiding

>>38586206
this
you can always find younger gf/wife
its even better that way

I go to normie shindigs with my guy friends, get drunk and do all the other normie shit
However I'm an awkward manlet who is less attractive to females than an autistic eleven year old so still a KHV

> go outside
> still a virgin
> come back in

hmmmm what was this supposed to achieve

>>38588501
You just need the extra push. After a few drinks your awkwardness should go away. Ask your Chad friends to wingman for you.

>>38588550
In the past drinking has helped with shyness but then i just make a fool of myself and more often than not the chick ends up fucking my wing man

>>38588633
You need the right amount of drinks, not too little, not too much. Go for a girl who is more drunk than you for best odds of success. Above all just keep at it, it's only a matter of a few more tries at most before you will score.

>>38584996

Diagnosed autist here. Not going outside is actually how I *lost* my virginity. It's a lot easier to talk to people and connect with them when you're not exhausted trying to manually process body language, constantly missing nonverbal cues, and trying not to sperg out over all the stimuli around you. Not to mention the people I get along with best are typically shut-ins themselves.