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Having a cheeky little pooey bum wank with the lads edition
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>>38596460
1st for hard knock
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1st waifu post of the thread lads haha
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>>38596536
I will do lad. Hope Kev rewards you with one in the future.
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>>38596521
>>38596526
Would like to remind you of global rule 13
>Do not use avatars or attach signatures to your posts.
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>>38596514
It's not about what I'd do it's about the law being consistent and moral. We're such hypocrites who think it's our moral duty to bomb Syria but killing mongs is okay so long as we deem them too expensive to keep around or too risky to operate on.

And no Anon, God does exist, you simply haven't opened yourself to his love. God bless.
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>>38596517
Trip on Amir laddy
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>>38596521
Ebin can't even beat hard knock using sneaky backhanded methods.
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>>38596526

>tfw making a waifu post on britfeel
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>>38596563
Guess you'll need to get one as a gf then
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>>38596553
Don't see how posting one or two pics of a character per thread is avatarring lad
May aswell ban pepes or wojaks
>>38596581
<:^)
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>>38596526
Might post mine as well then haha

>>38596553
The implication is that you post your avatar with every post. Once a thread is fine

>>38596581
Just like the good old days eh lad
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Should I go for a evening cycle?
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>>38596660
With or without an asian girl?
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>>38596526
waifu post ing
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>>38596646
qt assin waifu lad.
fukken saved
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>>38596526
Unironically watching Love Island final, boys

Blacked couple winning would make me giggle
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>>38596526
I can respect the call for waifus, but I'm not sure that I can respect your taste in anime.
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>>38596526
It seems as though many of us are still here.
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>>38596559
Not him but just wanted to say I think you have the right idea. That other anon was being irrelevant. It about being consistent like you said
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FUCK BRITAIN AND FUCK BRlTlSH PEOPLE
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Just got a VPN to stop pry minister from watching. But I have to turn the fucking thing off to post on 4chan
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>>38596741
Get your kegs down then son.
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>>38596741
HEY THAT'S RUDE, BUDDY
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keep your eye on the birdie
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>been awake since 22:00 yesterday
>now tired as fuck
I've done it lads, I've finally fixed my sleep schedule. Now I can go to sleep and wake up at a proper time
I'm only doing it because my mum's been moaning at me
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What shorts should I wear if I go on a bike ride lads? I want shorts but not the kind that'll make me look stupid or autistic.
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>>38596741
t. butthurt kraut
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>>38596749
Get a pass

Use bitcoin of course though
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>>38596776
> You will be that tired you sleep in till midday
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>>38596714
I'm into all sorts, love things from Cowboy Bebop to Pet Girl of Sakurasou which I found really relatable I could list alot of animus I like and they're usually all different within reason lad.
>>38596722
makes me happy desu
>>38596705
never watched it desu :(
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>>38596794
Even if I do that's still 1000x better at waking up around 9 PM like I usually do
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>>38596526

Seeing as you asked so nicely anon
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>ebin didn't finish me despite saying he would be finished by 3 PM at the latest
Why does he lie?
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>>38596839
don't get this meme but I respect it anon
I'm new to r9k ok
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>>38596850
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harold_Shipman
Here you go lad
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"When we took off on the airplane for the journey home, I wondered how my life would have turned out if we never moved to the United States. I saw a lot of beautiful blonde girls in England, just like there were in California. Would I have lived a completely different type of life? Would I have been able to have a girlfriend in England? Would girls in England have been more accepting of a guy like me? Those are questions I will never know the answer to."
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what is tildes waifu called?
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>>38596839
Why do you love Harold Shipman so much Shippy?
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>>38596850
>friendly young anon comes into the surgery asking about classic r9k memes
>wants me to spoonfeed him
>give him a lethal dose of morphine instead

something like that lad, I'm not good at doing them though like the OG
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>>38596878
what an absolute madman. I'm not sure if I'm impressed or horrified.
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>>38596908
>what is tildes waifu called?
Ebin
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>>38596908
Hard Knock

It's why ebin has a problem with him
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>>38596687
HIGHLY recommend you watch Steins;Gate

Y-you don't have any bad intentions with my waifu do you anon? She's a very sweet and pure girl

>>38596705
Bit low lad. I watched a few minutes of that trash where they were trying to stuff as many sausages into the girls as possible and I gave up

>>38596839
Glad to see best waifu poster is still around
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>>38596953
No bad intentions lad I think don't worry. I'll look it up though
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>>38596953
>>38596974
WHY ISN'T IT ON CRUNCHYROLL REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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WE NEED SOME FAGGOT REPRESENTATION IN THE BRITFEEL THREADS
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>>38596908
Kougyoku Ren

t. tilde orbiter
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>>38596910

I'd say he is one of the most interesting serial/mass killers of all. Not just due to sheer victim count, but the extremely long period of time he operated over, and how his life and practises slowly changed.

Initially he was only only killing people in hospital with hours to live, (one could argue morally justifiable) and he got desensitised so slowly to the point where he was killing people nearly at random. What I think is never discussed is how although those initial mercy killing were done in good faith, it altered his psychology in a way that made him dangerous.

As it stands I'd still say Elliot Rodger is the #1 most interesting of all, but perhaps if Shipman had written a 137 page autobiography he would have had the #1 spot himself. I don't think I've ever posted this before, but I found a map of Hyde and all his victims, with each dot being a victim
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>>38597032
isn't there a whole board for gays to socialise in? and a british general in that board?
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>chocolate digestives
>yorkshire tea
>attack on titan s2
This is looking like a comfy night. What is your snack/drink/entertainment of choice lads?
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>>38597050
Ship what are the names of the serial murder podcasts you like again?
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What now bitch
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>>38597129
That looks like an incredibly uncomfortable position for everyone involved
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>>38597129
remove this image from the 4chan servers
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>>38597127

I never listened to any podcasts, although I did watch dave when they were doing an episode a night on different killers, I think they might still do that at 11pm
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>>38597048
Have you seen the show? I wonder what her character is like but dislike shounen.
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>>38597050
That is actually a very interesting case, have any psychological studies or papers been published on the matter?
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>>38597158
Fair enough, I just assumed you were the poster mentioning it. Will find it in the archives.
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>>38597160
not yet but I might watch it sometime, think i'd be distracted by that character desu
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>>38597129
>:( STOP LEWD
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>>38597050
What do you think about Ted Bundy? He's my personal favourite. Went from being a petty beta orbiter, to building himself up just to lead his oneitis on to break her down, to become possibly the most charismatic serial killer. Also escaped jail through an air vent.
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>>38597166

I don't think so, nor on the psychology of Shipman himself. Everyone just blurts out "O-oh we have no diea why he did it"

It seems obvious he started mercy killing people with morphine after his mother ended up terminally ill, and she got morphine to ease her suffering. The point is that while he acted with good intentions at first, he probably didn't realise that by killing all these people, he was slowly destroying his own natural human aversion to killing. So where someone else may have to be pushed to extreme limits to kill, he had done it so many times before that it was nothing to him.
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>>38596953
i wish i had a waifu lads, i'm fucking lonely
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>>38597058
Are you the one who mainly forgot s1? I'm surprised you're enjoying it, third episode is mainly discussion iirc.
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>>38597277
Marathon anime until it happens laddo
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>>38597170

I remember another poster saying he wanted to make one himself

>>38597223
For someone so notorious, I've read very little into him. His evasion was certainly impressive though, he really knew what he was doing
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Just did a quick 15 min night cycle blast. This might be my new thing.

Need something better to wave around the traffic though. My hybrid isn't very nimble. Need a racer or a fixie.
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>>38597235
Feels like a potential treasure trove to look into from a psychologists perspective honestly.
I think you're probably at least relatively on it though by the sounds, it's like finally doing something deemed taboo, it just sort of loses that barrier of "oh I shouldn't really do that"
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>>38597310
fixies fuck your knees up, they also fuck your back up if you get a real track bike with tight geometry

>t. ex courier 7 years
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>>38596526
Evening lad

>>38596722

Waifu posting is a part of britfeel desu.
Sure some people hate it, but some people also hate:
>britnormie
>racism
>forced memes
>posts about pooing
These things are still a valuable part of the whole, like the sprouts with Christmas dinner. Something would be lost without them - not necessarily something good, but something important.
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>>38597305
You should read up on him. He's a great success story really up until his capture. Even before he died he fucked with people by giving his last interview to a priest and telling him that porn was to blame for his actions. He also had a weird ability to manipulate his face to look like various different characters to confuse people. Plus he made his own defemse in court. Definitely worth a read into mate.
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Have a free house but friend has now not replied to me and it's 10pm. It's ruining my day.

I feel like if I had just said nothing they'd be on by now. I swear my life is one big mindfuck.
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>>38597277
There's a waifu out there for everyone. I believe in you
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>>38597321

Also the fear of getting caught was also gone. Like how someone who shoplifts will be nervous the first time, but overtime no be worried at all when they realise they can get away with it. Of course they often end up becoming so relaxed about it that they let their guard down to far and eventually get caught, like Shipman too, although there I personally believe that he forged the will poorly on purpose so that he could get caught.
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>>38597279
Yea that's me, I'm on ep 8 by now though. It's beem shit so far compared to s1 but they always build it up don't they. These titan fights are getting pretty sick now though

I still prefer the more 'cerebral' anime, this is just dumb entertainment. Might rewatch NGE
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>>38597347
>he fucked with people by giving his last interview to a priest and telling him that porn was to blame for his actions

I remember watching that actually, I think that was the one thing I saw about him, although I read some articles on him too
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>>38597302
>>38597362
thanks lads, it means a lot
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>>38597378
I only shoplifted once to get a freddo. It was when it was still 10p. Maybe I was the one what caused the increase?
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>>38597277
the waifus will come to you someday lad don't you worry
>>38597342
Evening lad haha
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>>38597401
Read into it lad. He's pretty inspirational besides the killing/occasional necrophilia.
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>>38597348
Some "friend"

I'd have been around as soon as you asked me.
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>suddenly start crying because of how fat I feel

Ah yes
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>>38597378
Aye that makes sense.
I wonder what sort of guy he was one on one desu.
Was he perfectly normal, was he noticably unhinged?
I'd assume he was a pretty shrewd and educated guy though so even if he was absolutely crazy he would be able to hide it quite well.
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>>38597455
Thanks mate, I know you would. Sadly my friends are very unreliable.
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>>38596526
waifu survives another week FeelsGoodMan
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>>38597463
How much do you weigh Tilde, I bet my ass you're not fat
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>>38597469
Have they gotten girlfriends?

You truly know who your friends are when that happens
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>>38596526
>tfw four hour train journey tomorrow
>>>/f/3265494
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>>38597342
Waifu's are cute. The attention whores behind them not so much.
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>>38597486
Queen of the North???
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>>38597463
Get jogging then fatty boy.
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http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-devon-40706683

>courageous and confident young woman
>incredible personality, sense of humour, striking looks and demeanour
Another roastie gone lads. Press f to pay respects
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>>>/b/739946961

my wifu is better than any of your wifus
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>>38597524
I hope so
so long as she doesn't have to marry anyone. salsa can't into weddings
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guess who lads?
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>>38597539

different anon here but when i used to go for evenings jogs i used to go down a stretch of canal path that always has aggressive geese and sometimes swans along it, sometimes theyd chase me and id be extra motivated to run faster, maybe fatlad could try that
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>>38597489
6 stone 11

Feels huge though
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>>38597551
Spoilers for GoT here lads
Littlefinger doesn't seem too chuffed after the last two episodes, he's got an army and he's a creepy scheming fucker, better not touch my sansa or try any shit lad I swear to god
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>>38597522
>Waifu's are cute. The attention whores behind them not so much.

This is not true, Kurisu waifu anon is extremely cute and has soft and well-conditioned hair
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>>38597544
why exactly are we paying respects again?
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>>38597569
Did you kick them in the head mate?
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>>38597342
has len been up your shit slide yet?
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>>38597544
What happened to just smoking weed and drinking cheap booze when you're 15? Bloody kids.
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>>38597600
The circlejerking isn't cute either desu
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>>38597604

no im too soft/scared of getting some kind of fine because i know its illegal to twat swans
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>>38597434

Will do lad, I think people get really put off reading about them because of the Person themselves with mass killers. I see this so much with Elliot Rodger, and it surprises me on /r9k/ of all places. His story is absolutely fascinating but so many people immediately dismiss MTW because of stuff like "He couldn't even open a door", or "He was a normie"

>>38597468
The police when first investigating him didn't want him to know, so they didn't arrest him/stop him practising straight away, but the media found out about this, so there was a short period where he was still a practising doctor, but packs of journalists were outside his surgery calling him a serial killer, and some of his loyal patients were barging there way past to try and see him, that sums it up really. For the patients he let live he was considered truly exceptional. Quite a few people said he was rude and abrupt, but then tons of people said he was like a saint.
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>>38597348
>wanting people over when you have a free house
>not using the alone time to wank yourself into oblivion
boi
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>>38597506
Goodluck lad, I might be taking a ~4-8 hour one in Sept haha :(
>>38597571
Tilde wtf that's 95lbs if you're anything like 5'8 you're well underweight lad.
I suggest you try working out honestly and getting a bit of muscle, if you want to keep a feminine look don't go for muscle and just sort of keep a flat stomach and be generally healthy, get some protein and calories in you and diet smart.
Trust me lad I know either end of the spectrum, being underweight or overweight can be hard to break out of but you've gotta do it, try get up to at least just under 9st and if you get a bit of muscle maybe just a tad over, that would be great.
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>>38597625
No body no crime lad.

>>38597628
Honestly Bundy wasn't even that bad. It's not like he was injecting acid into live people's heads or anything. He just had a shitty childhood like a lot of folks here.
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>>38597587
if they kill her off I will fly to the states and dispose of those two illiterate jews myself. I'm wondering whether he will try and dig his claws into bran when he arrives, though tbqh I can't see his next move.
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>>38597571
Jeus Christ mate you need to start biking it off.
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>>38597571
>six stones each of which is size eleven

When are you going to start using non-prehistoric measurements?
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>>38597628
>For the patients he let live he was considered truly exceptional
Very interesting honestly lad.
Shame he didn't write a book or just confess as to why he did what he did so we can at least roughly see what it was that motivated him to do what he did and then why it progressed into such a mess of essentially randomly picking out people to kill.
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Why did he do it britfeel? Why did he kill this man?
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>>38597743
He saw the miracle of morphine on his mother and decided other sick people deserved the treatment too. If I was in agony with a terminal illness going out on a golden voyage would sound pretty appealing.
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>>38597682
Yeah he's a loose cannon honestly, but he's also weak so he won't just outright do some shit (as was shown even tonight/lastnight with snow and previous times in the series) which imo could probably result in worse shit honestly. What if he starts trying to instigate unrest among the bannermen who are already a bit uneasy with Jons recent decisions?
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Lads I'm completely unaware. Who is that baby in the news, and why is it a news story? What kicked it all off?
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Shhh! Harold is sleeping, that's enough morphine for one day.
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>>38597812
sounds sensible, he really does some to have run out of friends and options
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>>38597728
This is probably bait but
6st 11lbs so
6 * 14 + 11
It's a pretty modular way of explaining how much you weigh desu
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A girl told me she would text me at 10 and it's quarter past now.
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>>38597882
enjoy dying alone, permavirgin
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>>38597852
He's grasping at straws now honestly, if he wasn't so obsessed with young ginge and old ginge he could be really making himself into a prominent and powerful man right now instead of it diminishing imo.
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>>38597836
>Who is that baby in the news, and why is it a news story?
It has to get euthanised because it's too fucked
>What kicked it all off?
Think they're getting David Beckham to kick it off, he's got a bloody hard kick you know
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https://youtu.be/-KTPakIFC0s
wish i could have gone there before it was knocked down.
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>>38597954

That music is brilliant desu
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>>38597506
where you off to laddy?
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>>38597954
>ducks under the unhinged door that could have been moved out of the way quite easily
hahah what the fuck lads
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>>38598080

could have been a load bearing unhinged door
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UNItedkingod more liek the midddle east
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>>38598152

Probably the single worst gimmick this year
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>>38598152
Anon are you okay?
Anon are you okay?
Are you okay Anon?
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Tbh lads
Should I get a pushbike for travelling to/from uni and around town?
If so what one because I've not had a bike in years let alone for general commuting desu
also scared that somebody might try thieve it
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>>38598189
Niggers are awful with stealing bikes. Get an extra safe lock if you do, if you only wrap it around one tyre they'll just steal the other one
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>>38596526
Here's my waifu/husbando

They're a cute
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>>38598212
Noted lad

Also looked around a bit and what do you lads think about Hybrids? Road bikes seem a bit excessive and seem like somebody would proper target them if they did want to thieve one desu
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>>38598244

This is my single favourite wojak of all
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>mature free-thinkers like me always say nigger at ever opportunity
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>>38598266

We've finally got a picture of tilde
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>>38598241
Is he good again? Haven't watched in many months
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>>38598321
He's still good but he's not pushing the top players really at the moment. Although Plup just took a major from M2k and Hbox, historic shit last night
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>>38598244
was thinking of buying a hybrid from halfords (even though cyclist cunts bully halfords for being pleb). Something like a Carrera Parva looked decent for what I use it for, i'd ride on dirt paths so I don't even think a road one would be suitable
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>>38598321
>>38598381
Oh and do you play?
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>>38598395

Riding a bike on dirt paths? You sound more like a normie every day
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>>38598395
>(even though cyclist cunts bully halfords for being pleb) Why do you think this?
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>>38598395
Yeah I was looking at Halfords too honestly, one up there for 130, I guess I'll look around and see what people say in that regard
Goodluck to you tho Ebin, it would be great if you start getting out and about some more and doing something you maybe enjoy
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWHaG_uCvEA

listen to this song
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>not just getting a bmx
fucking normies.
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>>38598416
no, my house is near caravan sites which are connected by dirt paths, my walking experiences have been shit and I no longer feel comfortable but I might try biking for excercise instead

>>38598427
cyclists are huge elitist cunts who dress up in tight clothing and demand you buy a 2k bike. You can tell by how they ride on the road thinking they own it

>>38598443
yeah, I think halfords are alright tbqh. I wouldn't want to set it up myself if I bought it from somewhere else despite it being probably easy i'd still fuck it up and have problems probably goodluck to you too
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>>38598466
sorry im not a furfag
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>>38598486

How would you react if you found out that there are only 3 people in britfeel, you and 2 actors, the 2 actors have 50 personalities each and just spin conversations for your entertainment
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>>38596904
I think his biggest problem was going to university.
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>>38598523
I think this is what happens anyway desu haha. Pretty sure britnormie and shipanon are about 30 people each
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>>38598486
Yeah haha I don't feel up for assembling a bike although if they try charging me some BS price I might just end up doing it myself
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>>38598492
you wiill be
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>>38598466
no you listen to this song.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8_lOVWSpG7M
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>>38598486
What cyclists have you spoken to and when? Surely they don't think Halfords is for plebs
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>>38598523
Isn't this loosely the britfeel conspiracy theory?
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DOCTOR JONES, JONES
CALLING DOCTOR JONES
DOCTOR JONES, DOCTOR JONES
GET UP NOW
(WAKE UP NOW)

DOCTOR JONES, JONES
CALLING DOCTOR JONES
DOCTOR JONES, DOCTOR JONES
WAKE UP NOW
(WAKE UP NOW)
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>>38598590
Halfords do it for free and with a decent warranty I believe, they give you a free check after a while too if I'm correct, its probably the best choice for us normie pleb cyclists

>>38598607
just online really, a lot of people have snobbish attitudes to mainstream stores and products in a lot of hobbies. I'm projecting a bit maybe. A lot of cyclists spend obscene amounts of money and time on it and I just want a cheap ride now and again for some exercise at most
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Ebin can drive a car

that boggles my mind
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>>38598673
I'd recommend getting something that isn't alluminium frame, it's a bit of a bumpy ride on those things. Steel frame if you can find one is most comfortable.
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SO I WALK THROUGH THE VALLEY OF THE SHADOW OF DEATH
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>>38598486
>>38598673

I got the cheapest bike halfords was selling for riding to and from work and it's still going fine a year later, bar a couple of flats.
Nothing wrong with halfords and nothing wrong with cheap, if you're gonna spend thousands then why not just get a car desu
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12 doughnuts for 2bong50
that's almost 2 weeks of doughnuts
what a time to be alive
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>tfw someone keeps moving my armchair
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>>38598544
I think Britnormie is just one of the characters, it's a few people with VPNs, maybe a handful? Notice how they encourage people to subtly doxx themselves? I think it's some sort of government of private company datamining us and/or trying to influence us.

I guess the main thing it's trying to influence us to do is "get a job" and "be normal"
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>>38598673
Alright, I'll see if I can go up to Halfords and sort it out then lad
Cheers ur such a lad <3
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>>38598776
Moving it where?
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>>38598712
That's a stretch, I only passed my test out of sympathy and I haven't driven outside my town during daylight hours and only 2 or 3 times at 4am in 8 months of owning a car. I don't know why I bothered really

>>38598777
They tried getting me to take antidepressents relentlessly. Clear shills here trying to get us to take their mind control pills

>>38598780
>>38598767
m-might get mummy to go with me someday
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>>38598756
kataklysm?
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>https://smartsurvey.co.uk/s/govuk-lgbt-survey/

You guys seen this gay shit yet
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>>38598844

I filled it in with fake info
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Anyone else like sneaking? Love a good sneak me.
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>>38598858
yeah same haha imagine actually being a bender
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It must hurt to be the parents of Charlie Gard
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SLAY BLACK FOLK
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>>38598798
>that question about not holding hands in public
>tfw I nearly killed my relationship by refusing to hold my hand in public

Seriously, though. Why the fuck do we have an equalities office?
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>fix the SkyHD picture from breaking up and the sound popping in the other room
>its working fine now
>dads comes home and has a meltdown that I touched his av rack
>he's even got a VHS recorder linked to the skybox that he still uses

Mum and I have been at him to fix it for years but he could never be bothered, this must be why the house is falling apart in places.
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>>38598935
I'm sure we'll hear all about it for the next 5 years
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>>38598955
did you find a new boyfriend yet?
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>>38598935
why? just make another

they will appreciate it in time, they will get to raise a normal child and not a dead end retard who will never be anything but a burden. even a neet has potential.
>>
how many volumes do you think are going to be released of my hero academia?
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>>38598814
Why do you keep coming here if maybe everyone is a shill?
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>>38598844
>What was your assigned sex at birth?
>[ ] Don't know
>>38598934
You should ask them to include prision gays in the sexual orientation question.
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I have the cheapest hybrid from halfords, i've ridden it 100 miles so far. And did 22 miles today.

130 quid. Gears didn't work properly out of the box, had to index them myself.
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http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/education-40685881
H-haha w-wouldn't it be weird if you couldn't swim lads hahaaha
I can sort of swim but it doesnt count
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oh man
after yesterdays insanity I just don't feel like eating

gonna have some toast, go for a run then go to bed
(spoiler: I won't actually sleep tonight, I woke up 5 hours ago)
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>>38599051
Done lad, there is an "other" box

>>38599084
doesn't look too bad tbqh
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>>38599089
i can swim but im very weak, when i do it recreationally i just get bored after a couple of strokes
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>>38599111
Doing God's work, my boy
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>>38598844
why is the government advocating this stuff?

the only only argument behind this is meh gender roles are wrong.
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>>38599091
Get some green veggies down your neck lad.

Get some grean/kidney beans in there too.
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A level results in 3 weeks boys. Ready to kill myself.
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>>38599089
My local pool is always too cold because the council are trying to save a penny, I just go in my paddling pool when the weather is hot and play in my dingy.
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Feeling like I'm getting depressed or something lads.

I feel progressively more down and sad each day. I have been trying to do stuff to keep myself out of it but to no avail. I can snap out of it sometimes but a slight thing can knock me back down even deeper. I'm spending money buying things and going out but the relief is temporary and the money is wasted.

I really struggle with telling anyone how I feel.

I have no goal in life even though and I can't even think of one.

Sorry for going on, but I can't speak to people normally
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>>38599162
Don't worry lad, use clearing to get into a not good uni and then get ez firsts
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Just bought this bike off a scaghead for 30 pound, it works perfectly. I think I can resell it for at least 200.
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>>38599208
those tyres don't look too fast m8
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>>38599125
Me too lad, I can do a really weak frog swim and know to go on my back if I'm in trouble
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>>38599227
I don't know anything about bikes, desu, lad. There's a bike similar up for sale for 230 with a few bids and watchers, so I've had a touch.
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People on /n/ think there's no issues with cycling like this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=upu1pGM8lmc
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>>38599201
Currently leaning towards a foundation year if I get below CCC desu, I think CCD is a foundation year at Sussex (which is really fucking good) but I'm not sure if they do clearing. Other than that I could always join the Navy and die for porky or get an apprenticeship somewhere, or do what you say and go to a shite uni because it's better than nowt
>>
Tbh lads don't have anybody to talk to but my dad with a history of mental health issues is acting up again in some sort of mania / being really hyper and weird, really hit me when my mum told me it was time to call the doctors like fuck. Last time these exact symptoms happened I ended up holding him talking to him, putting a wetted cloth on his forehead as he was unable to move and was on the verge of passing out / having seizures until the ambulance came. Then when he left my care he was all over A&E having fits and was on the floor with his head smashing against it and the lot.
Proper fucking nervous lads thanks for letting me vent a little
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>>38599229
i think realistically, most people don't stand much of a chance in rough waters
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>>38599301
I would probably panic and end up driving my car right into them.
>>
SWIMMING POOL HORROR MOVIE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IVS_5BiOWys
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>>38599323
I'm so lightweight that I don't even sink when I stop moving, I just float on the surface.
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>>38599188

Eventually stuff sorts itself out, when you lose optimism and accept things are shit you kind of feel like a weight has lifted off your shoulders
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>>38598969
You're probably referring to me, and that Lain poster isn't me. Check the filenames. Mine are all 4chan ones, and I don't just spam nonsense like he does.

No, I haven't found a new boyfriend yet.
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Getting tendies tomorrow lads, where should I buy them from ?
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>>38599321
that sounds so fucking scary lad. have the doctors said anything as to what the disorder might be called yet?
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>>38599443

Iceland would probably be your best bet
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>>38599443
make your own delicious tendies at a fraction of the cost
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>>38599443
MAKE YOUR OWN TENDOES NERD
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Is the lad with the Peugeot vintage bike here tonight?
I've been looking at getting one myself.

I've seen some for sale for about 200 quid but they look kinda knackered. I wonder if it would be best to buy a frame and build a complete new bike using modern parts based around the frame.
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Will we ever get to the bottom of how a britfeel meme ended up in the daily sport?
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Aquire twin numbers

Attractive Kevin
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>>38599558
>a celeb lookalike having straight sex is the same as fags meeting up to bum in the toilets
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>>38599470
I don't think so lad, he has a massive multitude of shit going down and all the pills he has to take to try and keep normal is insane, and to their credit they massively help, some did have him absolutely fucked and a shell of a human being but we sorted that out.
We're going to call them tomorrow and say what's going down because what's gone on has massively accumulated in the past few days and I've been such a thick cunt for not noticing, I thought it was just him maybe being a bit off around me because I've really been under it and lots happened recently, but I guess shits happened to him too recently and I've been too selfish to even think or notice it lad.
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Oh no!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qT-NUkiUegM
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>>38599558
We did. SSanon wasn't for Service Station Anon, it was for Sunday Sport Anon.
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we should open a hellgate
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>>38599581
yeah sure if you completely ignore the whole looking like curly watts and the service station part
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This Xi/Kev saga really relapses the synapses
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>>38598844
How did you find this link?

>You guys seen this gay shit yet

Does this strike anyone else as bait to try and get the LGBT here to fill in a government survey?

So this is a clue that the shills here work for the government, is it not?
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>>38598844
Time to add some fake info mate
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>>38599376
>Problems magically fix themselves if you accept them
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>>38599668
I totally blank it now. Both memes have been ran into the ground.
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Lads the ghost is back, this time it turned on the dining room lights when I was out for a split second.
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>>38599497
Quit this immediateIy!
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>>38599703
>the ghost is back
I must have missed this
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found out my brother has the crash bandicoot nsane trilogy so I "borrowed" it without asking
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>>38599368
Oh boy, I like silly movies like this.
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>>38599701
It takes a lot of time and effort to continuously force a meme
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>>38599675
THEY KNOW, SHIT IT DOWN
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>>38599703
>I was out for a split second.
>when you let you guard down for that split second
>and i'd do it again
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>>38599716
Is it even good lads? remember lots of shills here but they are notable by their silence regarding it
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Play that game for just a LITTLE while longer, or get a decent number of hours sleep for work?

Hmmmmmmmmmmmm...............
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>>38599703
Tell it you know hard knock and I'll knock the fucker out if it messes with one of my boyz

I ain't afraid of no faggot ghost
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>>38599610
the self-loathing is bullshit lad, mental health is hard. struggle though.
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>>38599703
What ghost, lad?
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>>38599821
big fan of the thinking meme, added this one to my growing collection
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>>38599821
some have suggested that whole 8 hours sleep may actually be bad for you and that you only need 4 hours of sleep
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>>38599703
Lad, what ghost?
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>>38599848
That is a nice :thinking: indeed anon, in fact I might just steal that male or female :thinking: react
>>38599851
Welp more game time it is then, but only because my health is at stake here
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>>38599819
I'm glad we are talking about shills here, the discovery was manipulated before into a conspiracy theory that a tripfag (britnormie) was creating characters for his own amusement, but I always suspected different motivations.

It's good just for people to bear in mind that posts here aren't from genuine posters, just like in /pol/ where they have succesfuly controlled the dialogue.

>>38599754
I think this is a response trying to divert the shill-discovery to /pol/ level stupidity, that it's the jews. And also doubles as hopefully tainting anyone who believes in shills here to be antisemetic and racist crazy conspiracy-theorists and make it undesirable to think about it, despite the huge amounts of evidence that there are bots and personas controlled by people on behalf of private interests and governments, on many, many platforms, such as reddit, and who would think 4chan is excluded?

I'm tempted to ask you for your steam ID Ebin, simply because it'd be nice to have the opportunity to talk more in a different setting sometimes to a britfeel poster that is most likely a real person.
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>>38599713
>>38599841
>>38599856
I made the mistake of messing with a Ouija board a few years back and ever since then weird things have been going on.

Disembodied voices, figures, noises and occasionally lights being turned on to name a few.

>>38599834
Its nice to know someone has got my back because my night light only goes so far in the dead of night.

>>38599757
Can't you go and haunt my next door neighbors instead? Maybe when they are having sex you could pull the sheets off and slap the mans ass?
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>>38599917
its a girl (male) haha
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>>38599837
Yeah, literally
I just wanted to get it off my chest honestly lad and I'm super anxious about the entire situation because at the end of the day he's family and I love him and it's just another hill to climb in the constant hill filled terrain right now for all of us.
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>>38599967
Oh piss off someone tried to pull this bullshit a few months back.
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>>38599917
Haha, I hope I'm in the tiny percent that only needs 4 hours, but I doubt it.
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>>38599368
Why couldn't they have just rested on the floating divider things? I do that all the time at my local pool when I need a rest.
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>>38599960
>I think this is a response trying to divert the shill-discovery to /pol/ level stupidity, that it's the jews. And also doubles as hopefully tainting anyone who believes in shills here to be antisemetic and racist crazy conspiracy-theorists and-
Did not read all that boring shit lad, it's the fucking jews alright
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ROYAL FAMILY ARE LIZARD PEOPLE
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>>38599983
I'm not making it up, the light switch earlier went from the off position to the on position when I wasn't in the room. The door was closed too and there is only one switch for those lights.

One time I even did the tap once for yes and twice for no thing and it responded, I'm too scared to do it again.
>>
>>38599987
That would be nice. I know I'm definitely not. 7-8 hours is about my sweet spot. Sometimes 6, but any less than that is when I get a bit grouchy. And any more than 9 just feels excessive and makes me even more sluggish and gross.
>>
>>38599979
Not him but you're right, family is the most important thing to us as humans, and it's great that you care about him and decided to share. I hope your dad can stay stable, and I can tell you that the most important thing for a manic person is sleep. Lots of rejuvinating sleep.
>>
>>38599960

>britfeel is influenced by controlled interests

I bet you think Xi posting is official Chinese government propaganda
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>>38599960
think 4chan made me gay too lad, definitely a gay agenda here, be careful adding people on steam. I've added homo shills on steam before before I saw through (((their))) tricks. Stay strong
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>>38599960
>just like in /pol/ where they have succesfuly controlled the dialogue.
you mean like stormfags do? Swarmfront is the biggest confirmed shill raid in /pol/ history and almost everything else is just name calling and paranoia.
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>age 24

one more year of being in the 18-24 category haha
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>>38600046
You didnt summon a spooky ghost with a oujia board. That shit doesnt actually happen.
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>>38600056
Xi is chinese propaganda
Kev is British Wrestling propaganda
Tilde and Ebin are lgbt propaganda
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>>38599983
Quick they're onto us and know we are shills, better try and derail the thread with some interesting controversial topic... what about.. GHOSTS?!?

Oh derp we did that before already
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>>38596526
Originarru commento
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>>38600083
Both you and ghost boy are jumping at shadows.
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Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday to Ebin
Happy birthday to you!
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>>38600052
Thanks lad, I'll keep it in mind - he's actually up at the moment so I might check in on him and maybe insist he gets some sleep soon and insist he takes it easy and gets some rest thereafter until the doctor can fit him in.
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>>38600002
>>38600056
>>38600060
>>38600066

Wow I got four ((yous)) for this post. I must be onto something.

>>38600066
Stormfront shill-raiding /pol/ is just a scapegoat for the actual interests that shill these places. Stormfront don't have the manpower, savvy, or resources to take over /pol/
>>
ISIS exist because a bunch of guys really want to have sex with virgins.

think about that,
>>
>>38600066
>Swarmfront is the biggest confirmed shill raid in /pol/ history

It's not often other people know about that, but indeed it's true.

I came to 4chan as a result of Swarmfront, although I didn't engage in shilling myself
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>>38600139
yes goyim thats it you got it, be a good goy and look no further
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>>38600139
>All that time taking over parts of shithole countries when all they had to do was tripfag on /britfeel/
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>>38600136
Christ /pol/tards really do have a high opinion on themselves dont they? I bet you think all the blacked threads are made by actual black people too
>>
Why do people tripfag in /britfeel/ of all places? Are they really that lonely/desperate/narcissistic/pathetic?
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>>38600147
so there was a break inbetween that politics forum and 4chan where you browsed stormfront?
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>>38600167
>Are they really that lonely/desperate/narcissistic/pathetic?

yes yes yes and yes
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>>38600136
>Stormfront don't have the manpower, savvy, or resources to take over /pol/

Lad, they did, and they won
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>>38600106
That's a very convincing argument as to why I'm wrong and my suspicions are completely groundless!

>>38600124
Wow that looks real, who would decorate such a cake like this?! Britnormie!?!?!
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>>38600074
I beg to differ, if you came and stayed here for a weekend then you would too.
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>>38600147
Newfag, go back to stormfront, or reddit even.
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>>38600161
What an ungrateful cunt you are.
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>>38600205
you win a million if you can prove ghost.

so what are you waiting for?
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>>38600165
I'm not a poltard, and no I don't think every blacked thread is made by actual black people.

>>38600161
I take the no answer as meaning you don't wanna give me your steam ID?

>>38600192
>>38600187
>>38600147

Why are so many people trying to convince me that stormfront were behind /pol/ shifting drastically from libertarian to the Crazy-rightwing?
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>>38600205
mate look up the history of ouija board
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>>38600161
can you carve britfeel into your cake with a knife for us lad? happy birthday. was it 24 or 25?
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Lads I'm fucking drunk from my local spoons ask me anything
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>leave the thread for ten minutes
>come back
>cancer political argument
wew lads
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>>38600259
>I'm not a poltard
>but I'm confident I know the history of the board
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>>38600269
Can you lend me 10 quid?
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>>38600161
>birthday
How did that poster know it was your birthday? I browse here like everyday and I didn't know! Happy birthday
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>>38600269
whats it all mean lad
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>>38600269
have you ever seen a more beautiful girl?
also buy another pint, take a picture and drink to ebin's birthday
>>
I don't know why people are so scared of ghosts, mostly they themselves are just lost and scared and just want to move on, there's really no need to fear us
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>>38600187

I browsed Stormfront first from maybe 2010-2012, then when Swarmfront happened I found /pol/ just because it was mentioned so often. I didn't actually engage in the shilling myself but once I found /pol/ in mid 2012 I was hooked. From then /pol/ was all I browsed until May 23rd 2014. On that day /pol/ was flooded with tons of threads about /r9k/ and I came over to have a browse, then I kind of browsed /r9k/ and /pol/ 50/50 until it slowly became /r9k/ 95%, /pol/ 5%. That other forum was from mid-2014 until about late 2015. From late 2014 to late 2015 I browsed the forum and britfeel about 50/50 but when that died out britfeel took over completely.
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>>38600231
no I'm not ungrateful

>>38600259
I don't know what I can acheive by adding you on steam, I find it to be a lot of effort

>>38600265
I'll try do something, and 24

>>38600290
I posted this >>38600073 which has an identifiable file name, the birthday cake poster is doxxanon anyway
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>>38600275
Where? I don't see a political argument
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All I want for my birthday is a big booty hoe
All I want for my birth is a big booty hoe
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>>38600280
Strawman, I'm not a poltard. You can browse pol and not be a poltard. Besides, I wasnt claiming to know its history, just to suspect that shills infiltrated it, it's quite commonly known desu
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>>38600334
i just want a replacement computer chair because the wheel keeps falling off
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>>38600283
Mate I'm 18 and just been laid off, I barely could afford 4 desperados and a Guinness , what y want the money for

>>38600292
It don't mean shit. Mate

>>38600293
Mate I'd fuck sansa, not at spoons no more, here's me at home
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>>38600296
>us
them I mean, obviously, I'm not a ghost hahaha
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>>38600352
holy fuck that haircut

>my sides
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>>38600269
what happens to dot in the last episode of east enders?
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>>38600312
Oh right derp. How do you know it's doxxanon?

Uhm you can achieve the same thing you achieve here, communication with people. Except privately, you don't have to if you don't want. But I'm a alone a lot of the time and it'd be nice to have a contact to talk to sometimes, sup to you. I'm not so desperate for friends, I'm resigned to being alone but I still have an interest in people and enjoy interaction when I'm lucky enough for it
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Happy Birthday Ebina
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>>38600352
Nevermind. Keep the tenner, you need to get your hair cut.
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>>38600352
Unlucky dude, you'll get another one. You enjoying a nice buzz at the moment then eh?
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PUT ME AWAY
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>>38600406
Looks like he's had it cut recently tbf. I guess its the sorta haircut that the ladies like, because I see all the young lads with em these days.
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>do anal with fiance
>she's apprehensive
>make her cum
is there anything in this world that can make a man feel more like a sexual stallion lads?
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>>38600126
>sleep
Ah I'm glad I was helpful. Let me know if you managed to help him understand he needs to get them ZZZs.
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>>38600403
I'm just not a good person or friend for most people. Probably wouldn't be pleasant haha. if you posted your steam I think there's a lot of people who would add you though, questionably if you'll like them though, it didn't work well for me until recently

>>38600404
th-thanks, Its already gone well because I stole crash bandicoot nsane trilogy, finally might play something on the ps4. Will just sleep all day anyway probably so its whatever. I'm just lucky I haven't had a meltdown like last year, I really wanted to have more progress in my life by this time but nothing much has happened, largely my fault for losing motivation and will so often, Guess I'll just move the goalposts to christmas/the new year instead. Don't even know how I can progress at this point really.
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>>38600403
>Oh right derp. How do you know it's doxxanon?

Me and ebin have been here since the stone age, we can both recognise each other's posts
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>>38600352
I have those exact same curtains except mine have white patches on them from when I was messing with bleach.
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It's been almost a week since I drank lads, I'm doing well and think I'm not gonna relapse again anytime soon :)

Wish me luck
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how should we proceed?
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>>38600465
did you eat up her cum afterwards?
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>>38600551
>Reddit Gender
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>>38600551
make sure you answer "Prison Gay" on the next question
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>>38600577
I thought we were doing joke answers? I'm not giving real information to the government.
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>>38600482
I went over and he was doing a bunch of shit, told him he needs to take it easy and get some sleep and he seemed okay with the prospect and went into his room said he'd just watch the end of game of thrones and get some sleep.
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What's with all the gay shit on BBC all of a sudden?
I'm as homosexual as the next homosexual, but the media's starting to portray us as attention-seeking, slutty, flaming faggots as if it's a good thing. They need to be taken down to save gays, straights, and the innocent eyes of impressionable children to prevent societal faggotry.
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>>38600630
wonder (((who))) could be behind that?
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>>38600551
>caring how other people identify themselves
literal autism
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>>38600525
Are you trying to talk me out of wanting to add you? Or trying to say no in a nice way? I don't know I just think "making a friend" no matter their flaws would be nice, not really putting any expectations on how pleasent it would be, I don't really expect long conversations but it'd be nice having more contacts, at least. I don't know.

It worked well recently? You made a good buddy or something? tell me about it
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>>38600630
It's not just the BBC, everywhere is portraying LGBT people more and more, but I don't agree as to making them appear all attention-seekers and outragously camp or slutty... Can you give me a link it sounds interesting?
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Just had my first kiss lads
It was better than what I imagined as a teenager a few years ago
My heart soared and fluttered, I felt so alive and I'd never thought I'd get to experience it.

And the best part, it was with a guy.
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Ebin, I wrote you a birthday message

With squirty cream on a baking tray
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>>38600687
bit of both haha if you really want to add me try find me in the steam group

also, Tildeanon I think we understand each other quite well, I know its a meme but not many people understand me or the conversation don't go well which is unsurprising when you consider some of the things I post. it flows well and we help each other out with our problems. He trusts me a lot and I really am flattered by it.

>>38600737
thats incredibly cute haha, you made me smile lick it up lad
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>>38600726
>, but I don't agree as to making them appear all attention-seekers
But they are.
Only gays I don't see acting like that are ones pushing 50.
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>>38600551

This gender shit is really annoying me.

You shouldn't be able to change your gender on a whim based on a cult like ideology of identity politics and victim olympics contests.

Same with the BBC gender pay gap shit that all the cultural marxists are ripping their dicks off over.

Female presents aren't making as much as male presenters? Okay. The BBC decided that chris evans is worth 2m+ a year. Is what Claudia Winkleman offers worth that much? Does she work as hard? Does she apply herself as much as he does? Did she negotiate her contract as well as she could have?
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this is what British police do instead of following up terrorist leads
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>>38600844

YOUR
YOUR

Youre*
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>>38600786
fwfwff.. ?
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>>38600630
It's an agenda dude, pushed by marxist jews to subvert western society and values.
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>>38599368
Found a plot flaw, the crack whore turns the heater off and less than an hour later they start shivering from the cold.

Well IRL water will hold onto its heat for a relatively long time and a massive pool like that could go all night before it starts getting chilly, even more so because its covered up so less heat can escape to the cold night air.
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>>38600377
>>38600406
>>38600427
Honestly lads It's not honestly like that, It's poofy from towel drying it (I wet my hair cause it felt greasy)

>>38600537
Can't remember where they're from, they do the job
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>>38600860
haha yeah that could be me
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NEETS report in.

>What benefit(s) your on
>What's your reason for being on
>How long you've been on
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>>38600891
Added friendo :)
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>>38600858
tbf they might have ran out of characters
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>>38600880
Argos I think lad, mummy got mine for me plus some matching blinds. Only problem is the blinds are starting to go moldy from the condensation on the windows and humid air in here.
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i genuinely think the lgbt community is retarded. why should i respect them when they protest half naked while performing sex acts and they are trying to advocate gender neutrality like its a good thing.
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>>38600903
>>What benefit(s) your on
Disability.
>>What's your reason for being on
Aspergers syndrome.
>>How long you've been on
Since leaving school.
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>>38600911
Mummy got mine too, and they seem to be doing the job
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>>38600905
haha o-ok I see, what do you want lad
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>>38600844
god our country is fucked
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>>38600954
Just to make a friendo ebina
Don't worry I don't bite haha
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>>38600967
Just checked your profile lad, do you actually have a steam bf?

Not a normie are you?
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>>38600932

How much do you get?

ekekekekeke
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>>38600786
Theres a britfeel steamgroup?
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>>38600993
N no steam bf
We're just like top tier lads who are codependent haha
Don't see why I'd be a normie considering I've been a recluse since I was 13 haha
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>>38601027
sort of but its dead, it was filled full of normies at one point
http://steamcommunity.com/groups/britfeel

>>38601031
I s-see, just don't PM me because its making me feel nauseous, anxious and guilty
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>>38601013
Not sure because my mum is the payee, she gives it to me like an allowance.
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>tfw neethood is coming to an end and my mum is getting increasing more sick of me with each passing day

we had a good run lads, homeless at 19 it is!
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>>38601049
:< But I want to pm you ebin whaaaa
I won't if you really don't want me to lad :(
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>>38600726
>but I don't agree as to making them appear all attention-seekers and outragously camp or slutty
Can you tell me one time you haven't seen a gay in western media that wasn't portrayed as a half-female faggot? It's always "How can you hate someone so fabulous?", *lisps*, "AIDS is a serious issue for me; as a hedonistic...", *flicks wrist*, "Have you ever seen a heterosexual do xyz? Case closed.", *attends pride looking like a twink or a nu-male*.

>>38600817
I-I don't do that though... I just want a male bf and to get rid of this heinous LGBT culture for a more logical, decent, asexual, and understanding social future.
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I really want to see a pic of ebin
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>>38601065
what would you PM me about? are you making an indie game? says your an indie dev on your profile.

Its much easier to talk here haha
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>>38601097

please show us your face
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>>38601097
I I don't know lad id probably just say hi and maybe just say something idk
Would be something nice though lad haha
And not actively, I was going to with a friend but I've got stuff to deal with so he's doing it on his own :(
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>>38601097
>>38601133
Although I am trying my best to be productive and make a website so maybe I could send you some pics and you could just see them or something that's what the pm could be haha
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>>38601057

The fuck? How old are you?

I get 500 a month on ESA (Employment Support Allowance) for anxiety. It gets paid directly into my bank.
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>>38601093
>>38601125
hmm, I don't think that's a good idea

>>38601133
>>38601168
>clicking links
alright, I don't know how people have loads of steam friends. This kills me. feel free to send me your pictures and I might look at them haha
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>>38601203
It would be imgur links but if you're not okay with it I won't send haha
And honestly I only talk to like 3-5 people on my friends list haha
Wouldn't mind talking to you tho ebin you seem pretty cool
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Why does nobody respond to me when I post in these threads? Is this like a group where everyone knows each other and ignores everyone else?
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>>38601245
What did you post lad
I'm pretty newfag and I think I've settled well.
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>>38601222
whats your general details? how old are you and stuff?

>>38601245
I'm too nice to say no to adding people I think haha, i'd feel too bad, why don't you add this anon Prinsesse
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>>38601049
Uhm I don't wanna join the streamgroup, you know with that doxxanon running about and that.
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>>38601245
people are probably just not interested in what you;re saying. i sometimes dont get replies because no one cares about what i am posting about.
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>>38601265
h-how new are we talking? have you see one of my "moments"

>>38601280
nobody joins it anymore, It was literally a waifuposter circlejerk for a few months, they even met up a few times
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>>38601280
>you know with that doxxanon running about and that.

I'm not in the steam group
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>>38601278
t-too much has been said here lad haha
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>>38601280
Dont use your real name dummbo
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why did they start putting slots on the coin hoppers in self service checkouts?
I liked emptying my pocket full of change into the tray
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considering trying an escort in a few weeks lads

is it worth it
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Do they make the capcha impossible on purpose?

>please select all store fronts
*takes a minute for new images to appear*
>select all street signs
never works
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>>38601195
I'm 23 and its been this way since I was 16.
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>>38601419
use legacy captcha

>>38601425
similar to me lad haha
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>>38601419

Log out of your google acount, it worked for me
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My mum tolerated me being a NEET for 4 years, looks like the jig is up now. Not sure what to do now lads
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>>38601491
Try find work I guess, or just some way of sustaining yourself and not being homeless
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>>38601222
Might just wanna give this up lad. If he's like this in britfeel, what's he going to be like in steam?

Are you the "co-dependent enabler" who has a bit of a thing for him?
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>>38601524
He's a pretty cool guy haha. I think I messaged his eyes off tho so hopefully I didn't make myself look stupid.
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Just got my water bill reduced by 50% for low income
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might go for a poo lads

>>38601545
sort of ok, not a gay are you?
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>>38601439
>>38601446
I just swapped to legacy capccha


lads why does ball sweat smell so much worse than normal sweat and why do my balls sweat so much?
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>>38601617
I don't think so, I've never really been attracted to any guys I've met so far but I'm fine with noting that guys are handsome haha
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>>38601613
Water isn't even expensive lad. You having three baths a day?
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>>38601656

Nah, but my income is around 500bong/month, and my water bill was 16bong/month
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>>38601617
>>38601650
I literally don't know which person is which anymore
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>>38601677
Sucks man. What do you do? You work part time I'm guessing.
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Is britfit lad around?
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>>38601650
o-ok. Tbh I feel quite unwell from talking a lot of times, I feel guilty i'm cucking Tilde desu. I generally detest spreading myself thin amongst people on steam like some others do here. Not an insult to you seem like a nice person its just me who feels uncomfortable and unwell with the prospect of it haha

>>38601690
ebin here

>>38601628
>smell so much worse

pretty bad taste lad, smells better for me haha
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>>38601723
It's fine haha don't worry
I'm not really up for adding a bunch of randoms from here but you seemed like you could be cool and you were haha
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>>38601706
I work part time 3 days a week, I only just realised I could get the water bill cut, will have to investigate other possible low income subsidies.
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>>38601773
Stop trying to cuck Tilde!
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>>38601773
my suggestion to you is keep up the waifuposting, seems to work out well for people haha
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>>38601808
:( Not trying to cuck Tilde lad :(((
>>38601811
Sure thing lad haha got loads of (You)'s it seems
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>>38601857
Which waifu are you?
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>>38601872

He is

EBIN
B
I
N
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>>38601872
Check the start of the thread
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>Cold
>In July

I feel cheated when this happens

It can be cold in July, but it can't be warm in December
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>>38602038
No problem lad you just do what's best for you and do your thing
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I just grazed my dick wanking, what do
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>>38602105
are you the lad who said you had a crush the other day?
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>>38602173
Gonna need more details, I think a few people here have said that
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>>38602173
No haha
Not had a proper crush in years partly due to me socially backing away from anyone
Few QT girls I've spoken to recently but I don't think anyone is interested in me haha
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>>38600903
>bennies
Universal Credit, looking into getting pip
>reason
Depression
>Time
few month now
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>>38602195
there was one who posted some Moe Shop song and there was someone who was upset I cucked them who was 18 as far as I remember haha

>>38602228
oh yeah you weren't gay that's right

>>38600903
based DWP/GCHQ
Been on autismbux for 8 years
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just burned my mouth on my porridge
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>>38602342
blood hell lad what are you like
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>>38602342
Porridge at this hour? You absolute madman
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FUCK ME LADS.

look at what i have just found. im in absolute shock. i always had my suspicions about hard knock. no wonder he was after sexy kev. what a scary man

you can even see his second in command in the crowd if you look hard enough.
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FOXLAD

WE NEED A NEW VIDEO
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>>38602403
this is so low quality and shite I laughed
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>>38602425
get a load of this one. putting my life on the line for this i am lad. hope you appreciate it.


why is his second in command always in the back ground?
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I think I'm experiencing a 'sugar rush'
I've never been deprived of sugar long enough to feel it's effects before, very odd feeling
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>stomach ache for no reason

come on, I even ate healthy today
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>>38602705
Give yourself some belly rubs, and drink some hot water.

It'll be okay sweetie.
>>
wonder if I've overtaken tildebin as the resident bullimic
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why the fuck is no one talking. fucking talk you absolute shit dicks or i will fart in your eye.

i love you all really.
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>>38603107
I've made 2 of the last 5 posts
don't want to talk to myself here
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>>38603107
Love you too lad
>>38602943
Not a good thing t b h
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>>38603133
what is on your mind laddy?
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>>38603107
>i will fart in your eye.

haha not like i'd enjoy that or anything
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holy shit there's a taco belle in manchester
I have to go there at least once
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>>38603260
Been there for donkeys years

Doesnt look very nice imo
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>>38603260
I might be going up soon
Where abouts lad i want to try it out
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>>38603387
Just looked it up and apparently it's right in the center wew
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>>38603387
arndale I'm guessing
it's the main shopping center
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>>38603419
It's in the Arndale center
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I'm trying to get back Into the wwe. I have no watched it for years. This Roman reigns is meant to be the face but he seems really boring
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>>38603470
yeah it is, in the food court. been and tried, mediocre as fuck tastes like fast food
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I can't take the tories anymore. When the fuck is Corbyn coming to save us.
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>>38603560
>thinking corbyn is the hero we need and not jacob reese mogg

kys
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>>38603546
W-well.. it is fast food anon
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>>38603683
Aye, i'm just saying don't go out of your way for it. Any typical mexican street food stand would be x100 better.
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>>38603597
Jacob Rees Mogg won't nationalise the industries and make the UK fair again
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i need a new hobby lads, last week i was van stalked by a well known local nutter, tonight i had to leg it from 2 crackheads
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>>38603800
What are you like anon
Tsk tsk
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>>38603800
Get a bike lad, you'll be too quick for the vagrants atleast
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>>38603800
You're gonna die tonight anon
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>>38603800
Why did 2 crackheads chase You?
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>>38603800
I used to work in standish
well.. charnock richard, but I got so sick of repeating that when people said 'channock what?' that I just said standish
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>>38603800
53.589269,-2.694110
Got me after you too now haha
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>>38603928
>>38603950

FUCKS SAKE NOW I DONT LOOK LIKE A STALKER
dumb phone not updating
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>>38603879

no idea, heard them before i saw them, sounded like they were arguing with each other then they turned their attention to me, shouted shouting "oi m8" and such, meanwhile walking down the street smacking cars and lamp posts, i was walking towards them down a main road, just pretended i didnt notice them at first and kept my head down, decided to turn down a side road to get away from them, they were a good 50 yards away still shouting "oi m8 wait there a minute" etc, as soon as i disappeared down the side street i heard one say "hes fucking legging it hurry up"...so i did leg it, havent ran that fast for a while, when i reached the end of the side road i look over my shoulder and they were both running towards me, so i turned right which took me onto a road parallel to the one i was on at first, carried on running a few blocks down there, turned around and didnt see or hear them

>>38603928

charnock richard services are very comfy at night, walked down the link road from the main road a few times just to get a pack of cigs from the all night shop there

>>38603950

the street lighting sign only applies to the motorway unfortunately, not the junction over it, shame really because i like unlit areas
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>>38604009
I worked in the southbound restaurant, that was years ago now
is it still called EAT IN?
and do they still do those fucking delicious bakewell muffins?

then I did a stint in the days in hotel on the north. what a shit hole that place was
they canned 90% of the staff and it's all romanians now
>>
I remember when I used to feel excitement and strong feelings, now I don't feel hardly anything, is that depression lads?
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>>38604101

its been a couple of years since ive been there but i dont recall seeing "eat in" anywhere, just the shell station and the usual "welcome break" signs all over the place, ive only ever been on the northbound side though, how long ago did you work there? we could have crossed paths there one night
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>>38604219
Yep. Haven't felt anything close to those emotions in probably 7-8 years.

t. depressive.
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>>38604270
Maybe because you've been clung to my smelly neetfoot for 8 years haha wear my socks to bed and don't change them for weeks so they don't really get a rest
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>>38604291
it's a hard smelly life.

What you up to Ebin?
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>>38604338
Just finished the movie I've been trying to watch all day haha, started it at about 9am yesterday.

Was laid down doing a think, might have a wank or might not, its hard getting into it.

Plan on playing the remastered crash bandicoot sometime, saw it laying around in the house and borrowed it. Hope I can get back into gaming so I can at least fill my time with something that doesn't involve complete self-loathing always haha

how about you, anon?
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Anyone else here very secretive but not in an obvious way. I don't ever tell anyone how I'm feeling, especially with my problems, people think I'm really happy and carefree, when infact I regularly think about suicide. I can't even admit to people when I'm low on cash or anything because it's embarrassing.

It's weird because nobody actually knows me. I wonder if it's had a negative effect on my mental state.
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>>38604447
opposite for me, I'm way too blunt and honest.

think a lot of everyday joes are like that tbqh. Lot of people too shamed to admit their flaws
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>>38604424
What movie was it?

Play the game. it's at least semi-productive!

I just woke up after a depression nap. Trying to work out what to do with myself that doesn't involve the endless cycle of aimlessly browsing the internet ad infinitum. Feel pretty lonely tbqh. having noone to talk to is hard haha.

Think I might go grab some cereal and play some skyrim.
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>>38604447
Same lad, at least most of the time i am like this. People can't really understand how you are feeling unless they have been through the same shit. I have been going counceling and i still downplay a lot to them because I know it would just turn into a stupid argument if i told them how i truly feel.

My councelor, and pretty much all of them she works with are also women and i know she will never truly understand my problems.
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>>38604509
You forgot to take your name off

Now we know who is making all these Ebin names

Rookie error
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>>38604471

I can't get my head around telling people everything about myself. It must be nice that people know you for the real you.

I don't even know who I am.
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where's the best place to get muffins?
on earth
the best muffins on earth, money isn't an issue
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>>38604570
I left it on, on purpose because it's amusing to me.

And in honesty, ebins sock is the only 'ebin meme' I've participated in. although I do admit to regularly chatting to ebin in the early morning hours.

Not sure what you're trying to get at anon?
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>>38604590

make them yourself? take lessons on baking and such, sell your wares on /britfeel/
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>>38604542
It's a tough life. I think my repression has definitely had some bad effects on me
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>>38604621
This, make your own.
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Routers decided to just stop emitting WiFi signals on either band even after a reboot
Welp guess this is night lads Cba with this shit
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>>38604621
I'm not going to learn the art of making perfect muffins of which has been refined since time immemorial when I can pay an expert to do it for me
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>>38604509
No country for old men, It was decent at the start and mid but the ending bits were stupid and didn't lead to anything, felt like a pointless movie

I exclusively slept in depression naps yesterday, like 3-4 times. Its quite a comfy way of sleeping really. I found out I had no more honey nut shredded wheat. Have fun on the game, I don't know if i'll be playing mine or not

>>38604574
People can figure out my shit life situation anyway, its more I feel being blunt and honest with my mother is cruel a lot of the time but I can't help it. It'd probably be awful if I had to interact with anyone though, think you have to maintain a facade to have a normal life so don't feel too bad
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>>38604622
I used to express deeper emotions and problems more. It just made me realize that other people can't really help or they don't actually care. On the one offs if I am open to my mum she just ends up telling me stupid shit and i get annoyed at her.
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think i'm giving up on the idea of a wank lads
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>>38605045
I wish i could, im a three times per day wanker and i have been for the last 10 years at least, i suppose its better than being addicted to drink or drugs though...i think.
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>only now going to college because i was too much of a dumb cunt to understand what a college was when i was at school
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>>38605084
how? Its so much effort. Have to find some good material which takes hours then have to play with it for a while.

>>38605088
I didn't either but I never went back haha
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>got a text from a friend i havent seen for months
>fancy a pint?
>went for a few pints at the local
>started talking about pets, i said ive always liked the idea of having a snake, just a little grass snake or something like that
>come home, go on failbook, advertisement for an "exotic animal" page

they....they hear everything we say, dont they?
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Odds I sleep
Evens I get some food because I'm fucking starving
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>>38605527
you're gonna get food anyway aren't you anon
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>>38605546
Ye haha I'm in the kitchen now
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the night wasn't too long

myhermes is still fucking me about
not even telling me where it is any more
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>>38605699
>myhermes.
I had a parcel from them once. I got a text saying it was going to be there between 12-2pm, then a text at 1:30 saying it was going to be there in 30 minutes.

4 o'clock it came. 'sorry mate, couldn't find your street'.

For 2 hours?
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Getting proper paranoid that the DWP can see all my posts and my work coach knows I'm into traps and monster girls.
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>>38605945
Hermes are the fucking worst. I ordered a phone that was to be delivered by them that never arrived, and another time they claimed to have attempted a delivery when they didn't.
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>>38606129
Hi Paul, be a good lad
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>>38606150
Oh fugg.

Originoli
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>>38606210
Haha I'm just messing lad, I just picked a random name
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Lads, the Imperial War Museum is free, right? I can't find any information that explicitly states this, and I see ticket prices for certain things online, but I was under the impression that all museums are basically free except for special parts.
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>>38606323
>all museums are free.
Not that I'm aware of lad.

Also it's 17.25
http://www.iwm.org.uk/content/2017-admission-prices
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Morning lads. Day 2 of having a normie sleeping pattern after a year.
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>>38604009
same thing happened to me but my ego and my leg stopped me from running

I wouldn't worry too much though, it's as dangerous during the day
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>>38606406
I thought that too at first, but it turns out the museum is free, it's just that particular exhibit that's expensive for some reason.

Dunno what's in the Churchill War Rooms that justifies the 17.25 price, but it must be something special
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>>38606550
Damn it lad, this is the second time you've posted this girl, resulting in me having the second wank of the night right before I go to bed.

What's her name anyway?
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>>38606612
her instagram is pyoapple
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>>38605088
>ebin the one weirdo whose 20 something still at college

college is for 17 years old
>>
https://efukt.com/21040_Porn_Scenes_Worthy_of_an_Oscar_.html
HOWLING
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>>38606669
Thanks lad. Needed someone new to jerk off to so much that my dick sheds it's skin like a snake.
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>>38606715
Fuck off lad, college is for people aged 17-23 who don't want to get real jobs.
or
30-40+ woman who don't know what to do with themselves as their kids are self-sufficiant and/or flew the nest.
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>>38606872
I was at college last year and there was one guy older than 18 and he was mocked senseless

>Fuck off lad, college is for people aged 17-23 who don't want to get real jobs or 30-40+ woman who don't know what to do with themselves as their kids are self-sufficiant and/or flew the nest.
That's UNI not college
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>>38606926
Depends on the course I guess lad.

>uni
fuck off, not everyone is willing to write personal letters or what the fuck ever you need/get the grades/pay the fees to go to uni when they can do college for much much less and get a decent bursary for it while never having to actually put in the work.

t. A lad who did a social science course at college then went to uni to get his degree.
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>>38606749
No problem lad, all of Rottas models do unexplainable things to my dick
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>>38606926
>I was at college last year and there was one guy older than 18 and he was mocked senseless

I went to college a year later due to changing courses and literally had no issue and made friends with pretty much everyone
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>>38607054
We must be men of similar taste because I low exactly why you mean.
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45 minutes and I can go downstairs without shame
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>>38607205
Kek, I usually wait until 7:30 before showing my face. What's stopping you from going down now?
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>>38607232
my dad asleep on the setee
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lfVFNKPoXP8

why do brits speak like this?
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>>38607742
well, how do you speak like
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looking pretty ripped this morning
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>>38607846
Dehydrated and on an empty stomach?
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>>38607859
y-yeah
it's all downhill from here
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>>38607832
English, because of free education

blud tingz and sheeit
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>>38607880
You haven't seen yourself at your worst until you've looked in the mirror the morning after an evening spent shoveling pretzels in your face and chugging water.
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>>38607920
good thing I don't like pretzels
also, what the fuck is a pretzel
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>>38607948
>pretzels

Those salty turd looking things. They don't taste particularly great. What I said applies to anything with a lot of salt though.
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>>38607920
why would that make you look bad?
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>>38607982
it's just baked salted dough?
yanks...
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