>make fake girl Facebook account
>pretend to be a girl from Kenya who is trying to learn English
>add people from school who I don't like
>mostly asshole guys who are clearly fucking virgins because they're the kind of people who say chivalry is not dead
>one guy is the fucking valedictorian
>catfish them
>talk in extremely broken English
>just send them pictures I find on /b/
>somehow they fall for it
>make them fall in love with me essentially
>continue this for like a year, with 4 different guys
>they become super fucking attached to me
>like I don't understand how someone could be this attached to someone who has sent them like 4 pictures of themselves over the course of a year
>have dick pics from all of them, all kinds of stuff
>friend convinces me to send them all the link to a Facebook password phishing thing
>he gets all of their passwords
>posts their dicks on their Facebook
>of course they try to blame me
>post some shit to make it look like my account got hacked
>give them some bullshit about how through me getting hacked they got hacked or something
>they all buy it
>the damage was already done though
>they all get really fucked up because of their nudes being posted online
>one kid drops out of school
>keep in mind these guys weren't virgins because they were robots, they were virgins because they were "m'lady *tips fedora*" kind of people
>cut all contact
>haven't talked to them since
I never really thought about what would happen when I was doing it, I just hated them. They weren't robots, it was more like they tried to be Chad's but they were just assholes.
>pic related
I pissed in a stranger's cup of coffee and watched him drink it
>>38596635
good job m'negress
>>38596635
Congratulations, your post is one of the few things on /r9k/ that actually made me laugh.
Any of them have nice penises OP?
>>38596635
I got some dude on steam to fall in love buy me alot of games and even send me a drawing tablet
>>38596635
I can't believe how tiny that shit is.